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Phallakinetic Finale - Day 9 - WITNESS THE ARMADA'S TRIUMPH

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  • tastypastrytastypastry Registered User regular
  • EgosEgos God Hand Registered User regular
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  • LucedesLucedes Registered User regular
    i <3 that gif

    also: vote close is 5pm pacific? yes? or is it 4pm or something because of daylight shenanigans?

  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    Lucedes wrote: »
    i <3 that gif

    also: vote close is 5pm pacific? yes? or is it 4pm or something because of daylight shenanigans?

    Always shenanigans.

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  • RingoRingo Registered User regular
    I'm reading the damn thing so I might as well !reserve up

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    I'm just going to go ahead and lock this thread before I feel any worse about humanity.
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  • TayaTaya Happy ___ Day Registered User regular
    Slym I missed you in the last game. I had no one to vote for on day 1.

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  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    I didn't play that one because I wanted to devote myself 100% to this one.

    Because phallakinetic!

    Also I don't think I could bring myself to vote tastypastry if she was the last mafia and had been publicly seered.

    I just love that title/location band so much.

    And particularly that song.

    And very specifically those lines.

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  • TayaTaya Happy ___ Day Registered User regular
    Hmm, you have good opinions re: Flight of the Conchords.

    But I'm still voting for you.

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  • TheRoadVirusTheRoadVirus ASK ME ABOUT MY PODCASTRegistered User regular
    Anyone have any sevens?

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    SINCE I KNOW INFIDEL KNOWS ABOUT MY PAST ABILITIES, I HAVE DEBATED SHARING WITH YOU GUYS. THE INFORMATION IS THERE.

    BUT I GUESS I SHOULD NOT LET...PARTNER HAVE AN UNFAIR ADVANTAGE. PARTNER WOULDN'T LIKE THAT. PARTNER WOULD WANT TO WORK FOR IT.

    TONIGHT I WILL MY ABILITY TO COMBINE MY SHOTS. IT IS UNBLOCKABLE. IT IS UNMITIGATABLE. IT DOES ROUGHLY HALF MY HEALTH IN DAMAGE AND I HAVE THE MOST HEALTH.

    BY A COUPLE HUNDRED I BET.

    AND I HAVE TO KILL EACH NIGHT. OR I TAKE 50 DAMAGE. I CAN'T HEAL SO DON'T BOTHER HEALING ME OR GUARDING ME. IT DOESN'T MATTER, AND IT WILL KILL YOU IF YOU HAVE LESS THAN 50 HEALTH. THAT'S A NEW TWIST, BUT I'LL GET TO THAT. THEN THERE IS THE BONUS OF NEGATING 50 PHYSICAL DAMAGE AND ALL PSYCHIC DAMAGE.

    SOUNDS SILLY? IT GETS BETTER.

    MY WIN CONDITION IS TO HAVE THE MOST KILLS OF ANY FACTION. I CAN WIN WITH ANYONE, EVERYONE, EVEN LITTLE GIRL SUE, THE UGLIEST DUCKLING FROM CANDY MOUNTAIN. MY BODY COUNT HAS TO BE THE HIGHEST, AND RETALIATION KILLS DON'T COUNT.

    SO TONIGHT I AM PUBLICLY CALLING MY TARGET FROM HOUR ONE. BECAUSE YOU CAN'T STOP IT. YOU CAN TRY, AND IT WILL BE QUITE FUNNY TO EVERYONE INVOLVED. I INVITE YOU TO TRY, BUT JUST THIS ONCE, BECAUSE IF YOU STOP ME LATER I WILL BE DISPLEASED.

    STARTING ON NIGHT TWO I WILL START FIRING WITH BOTH CANONS UNTIL I HAVE RACKED UP A HIGH ENOUGH BODY COUNT THAT I SHALL NOT, WILL NOT LOSE. I AM A MURDERBOT. IT IS INEVITABLE. PEOPLE ARE ALREADY WORKING WITH MURDERBOT TO HELP IT REACH THIS GOAL. THEY WILL MAKE YOU WEAKER AND YOU WILL DIE.

    AND MURDERBOT WILL SAVE THEM FOR LAST.

    BUT WHY, MURDERBOT, ARE YOU TELLING US ALL THIS.

    BECAUSE RETALIATION KILLS DON'T INCREASE MY BODYCOUNT AND I NEED YOU ALIVE SO I CAN KILL YOU. DO NOT GUARD ME OR HEAL ME. I'D ADVISE AGAINST SEERING TOO, YOU'LL SEE REND'S CORPSE SOON BY MY HAND AND THAT'S PROOF IN THE PUDDING. AGAIN, I DO NOT WANT YOU TO DIE FROM MY RETALIATION. I WANT TO KILL YOU MYSELF.

    SO MURDERBOT WINS AS LONG AS HE MURDERS YOU HIMSELF.

    AND MURDERBOT BASICALLY ONLY LOSES IF HE GETS VOTED OFF.

    AND YOU WIN WITH MURDERBOT REGARDLESS.

    SO WIN WITH MURDERBOT.

    IT SHALL BE OUR ARTFORM. OUR COUP DE GRACE.

    THE FINALE WILL END WITH SOME BODIES. I DO NOT CARE WHOSE!

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  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off. Escape while you can.Registered User regular
  • TheRoadVirusTheRoadVirus ASK ME ABOUT MY PODCASTRegistered User regular
    edited April 2012
    I'll take that as a "go fish".

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  • warbanwarban Who the Hoof do you think we are? Registered User regular
    !Reserve up.

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  • CayrusCayrus Registered User regular
    So, uhm, obvious question, why don't we just vote you out? (Please don't kill me.)

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  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off. Escape while you can.Registered User regular
    Because it is funnier not to.

  • corvidaecorvidae Registered User regular
    wow. my temportal displacement is worse than i thought.

    it would be interesting if a phalla somehow managed to have a mechanic that allowed for posts to do that. i can only imagine the hijinks.

    i'm also open to networking, if anyone feels like it.

  • TheRoadVirusTheRoadVirus ASK ME ABOUT MY PODCASTRegistered User regular
    Baidol wrote: »
    Because it is funnier not to.

    I figure if I have to die flailing and screaming, we may as well get some laughs out of it too.

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  • shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    Yeah, the funny thing about phallakinetic is that even if Munkus is telling the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth he STILL might not be the most overpowered role in the game.

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  • TheRoadVirusTheRoadVirus ASK ME ABOUT MY PODCASTRegistered User regular
    After looking at my role PM, and then what you just said, I am fucking terrified.

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  • TayaTaya Happy ___ Day Registered User regular
    So a murderbot reveals that his win condition is to murder the most people, and that he can't be stopped and people aren't going to vote him out? This is a strange game instead. I think I really will have to read over the previous games.

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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    Or just attack him. Then him killing you would be considered retaliation and he gets no kills to his name

    I... dislike host-metagaming. So, technically I'm going to violate my win condition by poking the bear. Munkus

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2012
    Taya wrote: »
    So a murderbot reveals that his win condition is to murder the most people, and that he can't be stopped and people aren't going to vote him out? This is a strange game instead. I think I really will have to read over the previous games.

    MURDERBOT POINTS TO THE PREVIOUS GAME WHERE HE HAD THE EXACT. SAME. STUFF.

    MURDERBOT IS CERTAIN THIS WAS SO IT COULD GIVE YOU THE NUMBER 1 HITS.

    THAT WAS A DOUBLE ENTENDRE.

    Phyphor wrote: »
    Or just attack him. Then him killing you would be considered retaliation and he gets no kills to his name

    I... dislike host-metagaming. So, technically I'm going to violate my win condition by poking the bear. Munkus

    MURDERBOT IS NOT LITERATE. NEITHER IS PHYPHOR.

    ATTACKING MURDERBOT DOES NOT TRIGGER RETALIATION. SPECIAL DAMAGE WORKS FINE. PHYSICAL DAMAGE IS REDUCED BY 50. PHYSIC DAMAGE IS NEGATED.

    MURDERBOT RETALIATION ONLY WORKS ON THINGS WITH 49 HEALTH OR LESS. I THINK. THE TERM WAS LESS THAN 50 HEALTH. IT'S ON THINGS THAT TARGET MURDERBOT BUT DO NOT DO DAMAGE.

    AND IN CASE YOU MISSED THE PSYCHIC IMMUNITY, IT APPLIES TO PSYCHIC SEERS TOO.

    YOU CAN GET INFIDEL TO VERIFY MOST OF THIS, 90% OF IT IS FROM THE LAST GAME.

    THE LAST GAME...THE AVERAGE WAS 30 HEALTH? I STARTED AT 150. THEN I HAD 300 WENT I GOT MY WINGS.

    MURDERBOT IS FLYING HIGH AT THE START HERE.

    MURDERBOT EXPECTS REND IS REND BECAUSE MURDERBOT IS MURDERBOT. AND THAT IS WHY MURDERBOT WILL KILL HIM TONIGHT.

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  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off. Escape while you can.Registered User regular
    Taya wrote: »
    So a murderbot reveals that his win condition is to murder the most people, and that he can't be stopped and people aren't going to vote him out? This is a strange game instead. I think I really will have to read over the previous games.

    Murderbot has two guns that two factions can use to their own ends.

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Baidol wrote: »
    Taya wrote: »
    So a murderbot reveals that his win condition is to murder the most people, and that he can't be stopped and people aren't going to vote him out? This is a strange game instead. I think I really will have to read over the previous games.

    Murderbot has two guns that two factions can use to their own ends.

    TWO GUNS THAT FOUR FACTIONS CAN USE.

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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    Ah, so it's an automatic retaliation attack. Well, let's see if it triggers then

  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off. Escape while you can.Registered User regular
    Baidol wrote: »
    Taya wrote: »
    So a murderbot reveals that his win condition is to murder the most people, and that he can't be stopped and people aren't going to vote him out? This is a strange game instead. I think I really will have to read over the previous games.

    Murderbot has two guns that two factions can use to their own ends.

    TWO GUNS THAT FOUR FACTIONS CAN USE.

    Sure, but, in practice, only two will be able to use you.

    Anyone of the faction you are murdering that tries to oppose you will reveal themselves as one of the two factions being murdered.

    If you switch sides, it will be in everyone's interest to take you out.

  • LucedesLucedes Registered User regular
    MURDERBOT, PLEASE SAVE US FROM THE FLEET

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Baidol wrote: »
    Baidol wrote: »
    Taya wrote: »
    So a murderbot reveals that his win condition is to murder the most people, and that he can't be stopped and people aren't going to vote him out? This is a strange game instead. I think I really will have to read over the previous games.

    Murderbot has two guns that two factions can use to their own ends.

    TWO GUNS THAT FOUR FACTIONS CAN USE.

    Sure, but, in practice, only two will be able to use you.

    Anyone of the faction you are murdering that tries to oppose you will reveal themselves as one of the two factions being murdered.

    If you switch sides, it will be in everyone's interest to take you out.

    MURDERBOT IS AWARE THAT HALF THE OF NATIVES WANT TO KILL THE OTHER HALF AND BOTH HALVES HATE THE THIRD HALF.

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  • CayrusCayrus Registered User regular
    Baidol for instant grudge satisfaction.

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  • TheRoadVirusTheRoadVirus ASK ME ABOUT MY PODCASTRegistered User regular
    Murderbot, I posit a question to you:

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  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off. Escape while you can.Registered User regular
    Cayrus wrote: »
    Baidol for instant grudge satisfaction.

    Suckers.

  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Lucedes wrote: »
    MURDERBOT, PLEASE SAVE US FROM THE FLEET

    Quick, let us prepare him a ritual sacrifice!

    MURDERBOT YA MURDERBOT

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  • The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    Concern is a foreign state to which I am barred entry.


    Though I must say, this toy sounds premium. Are batteries included?

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  • RendRend Registered User regular
    So you're set on murdering me, eh?

    I can't be the only one sweating what appears to be an unkillable murderbot with an unguardable oblivion cannon. I wonder who else might be nervous about dying with no recourse to a neutral party who is now free up to manipulation by any private interests who see fit.

    Why don't we just take a head count, eh, Munkus? What do you say, can you retaliate against the vote?

  • romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    The only possible way i see this going well, is if we institute a CYAN Vote or something that dictates who he fires upon. If he doesnt hit our choice, we vote him out the nest day. Letting him run amok on the phalla is probably the worst thing.

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    NOPE.

    LIKE I SAID.

    TRYING TO BE HONEST WITH YOU.

    MURDERBOT DOESN'T LIE.

    HUMOR COMES FROM TRUTH.

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  • NiryaNirya THE NEXT STAGE IN E-BO-LUTIONRegistered User regular
    Rend wrote: »
    So you're set on murdering me, eh?

    I can't be the only one sweating what appears to be an unkillable murderbot with an unguardable oblivion cannon. I wonder who else might be nervous about dying with no recourse to a neutral party who is now free up to manipulation by any private interests who see fit.

    Why don't we just take a head count, eh, Munkus? What do you say, can you retaliate against the vote?

    Dammit, now I want him to be able to retaliate against any vote on him, just so we have most of the players die on day one.

  • The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    Do you fear such devices, Rend? I suppose I did once receive an education about the neural response to the impact of a magnetically accelerated hyper-dense penetrator, and that the strong consensus at the time supported the suggestion that such responses may, in fact, be less than pleasurable.

    I believe I considered this instruction credible.


    Munkus, annihilation is a beautiful venue. Be enriched.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    The only possible way i see this going well, is if we institute a CYAN Vote or something that dictates who he fires upon. If he doesnt hit our choice, we vote him out the nest day. Letting him run amok on the phalla is probably the worst thing.

    HA. HA. HA. HA.

    THAT WAS A JOKE, RIGHT?

    SO HIDDEN PEOPLE CAN INFLUENCE MURDERBOT AND FORCE MURDERBOT TO BE A TOOL?

    NO.

    YOU TELL ME WHY I SHOULD MURDER SOMEONE WITH LOGIC AND I WILL DEDUCE WHETHER I SHOULD OR NOT.

    MURDERBOT ALREADY MADE FRIENDS WITH ONE NEUTRAL FACTION WHO WILL HELP MURDERBOT KILL.

    THERE ARE MORE NEUTRAL FACTIONS AND FACTIONS WITH WIN CONDITIONS THAT DO NOT FIT IN WITH YOURS.

    YOUR LOGIC IS FLAWED. FAULTY. YOU ARE NEXT AFTER REND, FLAWED PRODUCT.


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