instead of looking at scans and hearing about plot summaries
how about you actually read comic stories yourself and judge them for yourself?
I like collections on their own when it's a self-contained story or arc. But you take multiple books or the universe as a whole and internal consistency goes to shit, which is what I imagine what happens when you have a gajillion writers that rarely consult one another?
well actually most authors are pretty fucking good about it
the guys who can't keep it together are the exceptions
Once it's printed, it's out there. And that's going to build up over time in a never-ending continuity.
the new green lantern cartoon is pretty ugly but its actually really fun saturday morning fare if you ignore the fact that the only way a show like this can exist is with the acceptance of an entire planet of sentient beings not being able to solve problems a white man can solve in like an hour
morisson is a pretty good writer, but he's also crazy, and no editor dare tell him not to do a thing because what if it is the good crazy and not the bad crazy and he doesn't wanna admit he don't understand it
instead of looking at scans and hearing about plot summaries
how about you actually read comic stories yourself and judge them for yourself?
I like collections on their own when it's a self-contained story or arc. But you take multiple books or the universe as a whole and internal consistency goes to shit, which is what I imagine what happens when you have a gajillion writers that rarely consult one another?
well actually most authors are pretty fucking good about it
the guys who can't keep it together are the exceptions
Once it's printed, it's out there. And that's going to build up over time in a never-ending continuity.
Although physically bested, Darkseid's dying essence is still dragging all of reality into nothingness along with it. Time and space break down as the effect worsens, until eventually, only Superman is left in the darkness at the end of creation, struggling to complete a copy of the "Miracle Machine," a wish-granting machine shown to him by Brainiac 5 during his trip to the future. Darkseid's essence re-emerges to claim the machine, but Superman destroys him for good by countering the vibrational frequency of his lifeforce with a counter-vibration. With Darkseid's end, however, the evil behind evils emerges: Mandrakk, the Dark Monitor, fallen father of Nix Uotan, who waits at the end of all things to consume what remains. Superman uses the solar energy in his own cells to power the Miracle Machine, and makes a wish that is granted by the appearance of an army of Supermen from all across the multiverse—including a Man of Steel who is actually U.S. President Barack Obama in his secret identity.
the new green lantern cartoon is pretty ugly but its actually really fun saturday morning fare if you ignore the fact that the only way a show like this can exist is with the acceptance of an entire planet of sentient beings not being able to solve problems a white man can solve in like an hour
Although physically bested, Darkseid's dying essence is still dragging all of reality into nothingness along with it. Time and space break down as the effect worsens, until eventually, only Superman is left in the darkness at the end of creation, struggling to complete a copy of the "Miracle Machine," a wish-granting machine shown to him by Brainiac 5 during his trip to the future. Darkseid's essence re-emerges to claim the machine, but Superman destroys him for good by countering the vibrational frequency of his lifeforce with a counter-vibration. With Darkseid's end, however, the evil behind evils emerges: Mandrakk, the Dark Monitor, fallen father of Nix Uotan, who waits at the end of all things to consume what remains. Superman uses the solar energy in his own cells to power the Miracle Machine, and makes a wish that is granted by the appearance of an army of Supermen from all across the multiverse—including a Man of Steel who is actually U.S. President Barack Obama in his secret identity.
Although physically bested, Darkseid's dying essence is still dragging all of reality into nothingness along with it. Time and space break down as the effect worsens, until eventually, only Superman is left in the darkness at the end of creation, struggling to complete a copy of the "Miracle Machine," a wish-granting machine shown to him by Brainiac 5 during his trip to the future. Darkseid's essence re-emerges to claim the machine, but Superman destroys him for good by countering the vibrational frequency of his lifeforce with a counter-vibration. With Darkseid's end, however, the evil behind evils emerges: Mandrakk, the Dark Monitor, fallen father of Nix Uotan, who waits at the end of all things to consume what remains. Superman uses the solar energy in his own cells to power the Miracle Machine, and makes a wish that is granted by the appearance of an army of Supermen from all across the multiverse—including a Man of Steel who is actually U.S. President Barack Obama in his secret identity.
Although physically bested, Darkseid's dying essence is still dragging all of reality into nothingness along with it. Time and space break down as the effect worsens, until eventually, only Superman is left in the darkness at the end of creation, struggling to complete a copy of the "Miracle Machine," a wish-granting machine shown to him by Brainiac 5 during his trip to the future. Darkseid's essence re-emerges to claim the machine, but Superman destroys him for good by countering the vibrational frequency of his lifeforce with a counter-vibration. With Darkseid's end, however, the evil behind evils emerges: Mandrakk, the Dark Monitor, fallen father of Nix Uotan, who waits at the end of all things to consume what remains. Superman uses the solar energy in his own cells to power the Miracle Machine, and makes a wish that is granted by the appearance of an army of Supermen from all across the multiverse—including a Man of Steel who is actually U.S. President Barack Obama in his secret identity.
What the hell.
this is some animes shit dog this some 90s anime fucking shit
fucking tenchi muyo shit is what that is
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AntimatterDevo Was RightGates of SteelRegistered Userregular
i love comics because they can do things that no other medium can
fucking ridiculous, amazing things
and you know what, seriously, sick of people judging stories without actually reading them
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TrippyJingMoses supposes his toeses are roses.But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered Userregular
Actually, that is a thing I don't like about DBZ and Superman/DC/comics.
NOBODY
FUCKING
DIES
This is more of a comics problem, I feel. Death is now a euphemism for putting a character on the backburner for a decade or two for some other writer to bring them back or revamp them.
Actually, that is a thing I don't like about DBZ and Superman/DC/comics.
NOBODY
FUCKING
DIES
This is more of a comics problem, I feel. Death is now a euphemism for putting a character on the backburner for a decade or two for some other writer to bring them back or revamp them.
Although physically bested, Darkseid's dying essence is still dragging all of reality into nothingness along with it. Time and space break down as the effect worsens, until eventually, only Superman is left in the darkness at the end of creation, struggling to complete a copy of the "Miracle Machine," a wish-granting machine shown to him by Brainiac 5 during his trip to the future. Darkseid's essence re-emerges to claim the machine, but Superman destroys him for good by countering the vibrational frequency of his lifeforce with a counter-vibration. With Darkseid's end, however, the evil behind evils emerges: Mandrakk, the Dark Monitor, fallen father of Nix Uotan, who waits at the end of all things to consume what remains. Superman uses the solar energy in his own cells to power the Miracle Machine, and makes a wish that is granted by the appearance of an army of Supermen from all across the multiverse—including a Man of Steel who is actually U.S. President Barack Obama in his secret identity.
COME THE FUCK ON
the best part of all this is that the Miracle Machine is an actual thing from the Legion of Superheroes comics from the 70s which at one point in time was eaten by Matter-Eater Lad in order to save the universe
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finally something worth talking about
at light speed
Superman Saves the world from vampires.
Done.
they'd each get a chance at bat, because they're both generous lovers
and people eat it up
baffling
I would rather read his run on New X-Men than that nonsense up there
take a step back man
Once it's printed, it's out there. And that's going to build up over time in a never-ending continuity.
it's pretty simple after you reread it for the third time actually
how hard is superman's skin? could you even get into his butthole?
or would he have to open it up for you with his own sphincter muscles?
that
you know butt stuff doesn't involve actual piercing right
he's just gotta relax and oh god this is the worst conversation
yeah and it's either ignored or expanded upon
which is fine
but who would win??
COME THE FUCK ON
at least they are a different b color
not sure if you know what "simple" means
oh my god this is beautiful
it's kind of like James Bond, stuff just keeps happening but you barely ever refer to things that happened twenty years ago.
Boom, give me all the money.
because he is from krypton
right, but have you ever pushed into a b-hole? you gotta have some flexibility of skin and muscles there
in that b-hole
this is some animes shit dog this some 90s anime fucking shit
fucking tenchi muyo shit is what that is
fucking ridiculous, amazing things
and you know what, seriously, sick of people judging stories without actually reading them
NOBODY
FUCKING
DIES
This is more of a comics problem, I feel. Death is now a euphemism for putting a character on the backburner for a decade or two for some other writer to bring them back or revamp them.
At least DBZ is more or less over.
superman shits diamonds
That is why they get kicked off the force and have to learn the ropes from batman and solve the big mystery.
it's just a muscle man he's just gotta loosen up
do a little SSJ3 sipping on jack to relax him
a water based kryptonite infused lubricant, not enough to hurt just to soften him up back there
unless you are a woman
and i think that actually started with
Goku and Superman would both be awful detectives
that black superman has been around since Crisis on Infinite Earths
and he was in Morrison's Animal Man run too
so no
he wasn't Barack Obama
so
he still eats, dawg
he gets his super powers from the sun, he gets his calories from his food
If I can't judge the DC universe as a whole based on the books I have read, then I'm fairly sure no one can.
Unless they've read every single thing out there.
And I love me some Batman.
the best part of all this is that the Miracle Machine is an actual thing from the Legion of Superheroes comics from the 70s which at one point in time was eaten by Matter-Eater Lad in order to save the universe