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Superman vs Goku: Who would win??

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    MizuumiMizuumi pet dog you've been eating my video game how could you eat my video gameRegistered User regular
    all i know is galo

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Mizuumi wrote: »
    whats a goku

    this joke was already made by @Ubik

    you have been issued one (1) demerit

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Buttlord wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    The thing about superman that pisses me off is that he never trains or anything. Just whelp got my powers, let's go kick butt.
    incorrect


    every person who thinks that Superman would lose doesn't know a thing about Superman

    i submit that as a girl you don't know shit about comics and furthermore

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    i don't expect anyone to read that whole fucking thing

    I might if the print wasn't so damn tiny
    changed it to link to the full-size (use the one in this post)

    and trust me

    you don't want to read it

    apparently you're right

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    MizuumiMizuumi pet dog you've been eating my video game how could you eat my video gameRegistered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    Mizuumi wrote: »
    whats a goku

    this joke was already made by @Ubik

    you have been issued one (1) demerit

    fight me

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    no i don't want to catch whatever it is that made you a furry :(

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    also gay :(

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    also a huge nerdo dweeb :(

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    MizuumiMizuumi pet dog you've been eating my video game how could you eat my video gameRegistered User regular
    you know what the thing is that made me all of those things

    posting on the internet

    no joke

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Buttlord wrote: »
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Buttlord wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    The thing about superman that pisses me off is that he never trains or anything. Just whelp got my powers, let's go kick butt.
    incorrect


    every person who thinks that Superman would lose doesn't know a thing about Superman

    i submit that as a girl you don't know shit about comics and furthermore

    3J8bkl.jpg

    i don't expect anyone to read that whole fucking thing

    I might if the print wasn't so damn tiny
    changed it to link to the full-size (use the one in this post)

    and trust me

    you don't want to read it

    apparently you're right

    oh i believe I have seen this thing before

    it was fun vomiting all over myself

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    I see that the battle rages on.

    With the way DC has been lately I'm not surprised they haven't tried putting this fight together.

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Mizuumi wrote: »
    you know what the thing is that made me all of those things

    posting on the internet

    no joke
    funny cause i think all your posts are a joke

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    some lukewarm burns itt

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    i burned myself on a hotplate in chem lab a couple months ago, that was embarrassing : x

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    i burned my elbow on a cigarette

    it smarted for a bit

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    I don't know where else to put this, but I had a wonderful glimpse of the One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest 8-bit Videogame, following the proud tradition of video-game/classic-book dream mashups I'd shared with you guys before.

    McMurphy is being admitted for the first time and his little sprite comes over to the receptionist who welcomes him via textbox and says:

    > "Alcohol isn't allowed here, Is that okay?"

    at which point you are presented with choosing either >"yes" or >"no"; I selected >"yes" and Mcmurphy slammed the bottle of beer in his hand against the floor and followed the receptionist inside.

    But I was woken up before I could see the inside :(

    Also: Goku

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    Mizuumi wrote: »
    whats a goku

    this joke was already made by @Ubik

    you have been issued one (1) demerit

    thank you crwth

    i hope you lay the smack down on all who attempt to bite my style

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Rolo wrote: »
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Buttlord wrote: »
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Buttlord wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    The thing about superman that pisses me off is that he never trains or anything. Just whelp got my powers, let's go kick butt.
    incorrect


    every person who thinks that Superman would lose doesn't know a thing about Superman

    i submit that as a girl you don't know shit about comics and furthermore

    3J8bkl.jpg

    i don't expect anyone to read that whole fucking thing

    I might if the print wasn't so damn tiny
    changed it to link to the full-size (use the one in this post)

    and trust me

    you don't want to read it

    apparently you're right

    oh i believe I have seen this thing before

    it was fun vomiting all over myself

    i quote from it to buttlady

    she has the patience of a kindergarten teacher i swear to god

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    MizuumiMizuumi pet dog you've been eating my video game how could you eat my video gameRegistered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    Mizuumi wrote: »
    you know what the thing is that made me all of those things

    posting on the internet

    no joke
    funny cause i think all your posts are a joke
    Ubik wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    Mizuumi wrote: »
    whats a goku

    this joke was already made by @Ubik

    you have been issued one (1) demerit

    thank you crwth

    i hope you lay the smack down on all who attempt to bite my style

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mK2fNG26xFg

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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    Gokuperman

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    kupo

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Mizuumi wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    Mizuumi wrote: »
    you know what the thing is that made me all of those things

    posting on the internet

    no joke
    funny cause i think all your posts are a joke
    Ubik wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    Mizuumi wrote: »
    whats a goku

    this joke was already made by @Ubik

    you have been issued one (1) demerit

    thank you crwth

    i hope you lay the smack down on all who attempt to bite my style

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mK2fNG26xFg
    rude

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    Mizuumi wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    Mizuumi wrote: »
    you know what the thing is that made me all of those things

    posting on the internet

    no joke
    funny cause i think all your posts are a joke
    Ubik wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    Mizuumi wrote: »
    whats a goku

    this joke was already made by @Ubik

    you have been issued one (1) demerit

    thank you crwth

    i hope you lay the smack down on all who attempt to bite my style

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mK2fNG26xFg

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    kupo

    did you know moogles are kupo for kupo nuts?

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    kupo

    did you know moogles are kupo for kupo nuts?

    kupo nuts = their own balls?

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    kupo

    did you know moogles are kupo for kupo nuts?

    kupo nuts = their own balls?

    lookit this chump not knowing what kupo nuts are

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    kupo

    did you know moogles are kupo for kupo nuts?

    kupo nuts = their own balls?

    lookit this chump not knowing what kupo nuts are

    could it be they're

    craivng my mckupos

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    kupo

    did you know moogles are kupo for kupo nuts?

    kupo nuts = their own balls?

    lookit this chump not knowing what kupo nuts are

    are they anything like the boingloings

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    RinderRinder Registered User regular
    I bet Kupo hates Zeio Nuts.

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    I don't know where else to put this, but I had a wonderful glimpse of the One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest 8-bit Videogame, following the proud tradition of video-game/classic-book dream mashups I'd shared with you guys before.

    McMurphy is being admitted for the first time and his little sprite comes over to the receptionist who welcomes him via textbox and says:

    > "Alcohol isn't allowed here, Is that okay?"

    at which point you are presented with choosing either >"yes" or >"no"; I selected >"yes" and Mcmurphy slammed the bottle of beer in his hand against the floor and followed the receptionist inside.

    But I was woken up before I could see the inside :(

    oh my god I would play the shit out of this

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    who wants to see the trailer for lars von trier's donald duck movie

    NSFW because of drugs and also sex that isn't actually shown

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1b7h6pyJ83M&feature=player_embedded

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    if you asked me buttlord what are your fever dreams like

    i would tell you

    it's a live-action donald duck movie where all the characters are humans and donald does cocaine

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    MizuumiMizuumi pet dog you've been eating my video game how could you eat my video gameRegistered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    kupo

    did you know moogles are kupo for kupo nuts?

    kupo nuts = their own balls?

    lookit this chump not knowing what kupo nuts are

    could it be they're

    craivng my mckupos

    gary-kun...........................

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    So, who won?

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    we all lost

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    MateyMatey see, look how sad i am now give me your wallet.Registered User regular
    goku won

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    MateyMatey see, look how sad i am now give me your wallet.Registered User regular
    pshh obviously

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    Fyndir wrote: »
    Isn't size a pretty clear indicator of importance, and thus power?

    Superman
    Goku

    See how one is bigger than the other?

    He wins.

    :rotate:

    TrippyJing
    Fyndir

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    MateyMatey see, look how sad i am now give me your wallet.Registered User regular
    bitch i look like trippyjing

    bitch i look like fyndir

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    we all lost

    This doesn't answer my question at all.

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    i've read silver age comics since i was 6 Buttlord


    suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick



    honestly, a lot of this argument comes from ignorance

    it's entirely more likely that people in the arguments have seen or read all of Dragonball Z than have seen or read all of Superman's media

    so, you know, entirely understandable that people don't know what Superman can do, what he does do, why he's so goddamn great

    I thought we were ignoring Silver Age.

    Because Silver Age is just silly.

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