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Superman vs Goku: Who would win??

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  • KwoaruKwoaru Registered User regular
    JayKaos wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    JayKaos wrote: »
    BugBoy wrote: »
    Moth 13 wrote: »
    BugBoy wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    shapeshifting is really the only power i'd want
    Spoiler:

    what kind of crazy shapeshifting are you talking about here

    that's crazy shapeshifting

    and regular shapeshifting screws with mass conservation so you know crazy shapeshifting is really crazy
    Envy gets denser when
    Spoiler:
    shapeshifts.

    are we talking about fullmetal alchemist envy?

    he can do that because he's powered by a thing that explicitly allows you to screw with the laws of physics

    or

    or something

    what am I even talking about right now

    Besides, he only gets more or less dense, he doesn't actually gain/lose mass.

    uh

    no

    as a result of increased density he gains mass

    Well specifically in the show he's shown to be incredibly heavy in his human size, on account of being really dense when he's that small, on account of it later turns out his regular size is fucking enormous.

    I may be misremembering that.

    you are correct about the animes

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Seriously, why'd you summon me? Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    JayKaos wrote: »
    BugBoy wrote: »
    Moth 13 wrote: »
    BugBoy wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    shapeshifting is really the only power i'd want
    Spoiler:

    what kind of crazy shapeshifting are you talking about here

    that's crazy shapeshifting

    and regular shapeshifting screws with mass conservation so you know crazy shapeshifting is really crazy
    Envy gets denser when
    Spoiler:
    shapeshifts.

    are we talking about fullmetal alchemist envy?

    he can do that because he's powered by a thing that explicitly allows you to screw with the laws of physics

    or

    or something

    what am I even talking about right now

    Besides, he only gets more or less dense, he doesn't actually gain/lose mass.

    uh

    no

    as a result of increased density he gains mass

    if his volume remains constant, yes
    if he appears to shrink, then he could be maintaining the same mass while increasing density

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  • rfilyawrfilyaw Registered User regular
    I'm not saying whether he does or doesn't chance density, but he absolutely could if he wanted to, because he's filled with the red stone/liquid that can violate conservation of mass (which they call equivalent exchange).

    If you wanna go one step FURTHER, it doesn't ACTUALLY violate that, because...
    Spoiler:

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  • JayKaosJayKaos TWIN FIST SAW CLAWSRegistered User regular
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    JayKaos wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    JayKaos wrote: »
    BugBoy wrote: »
    Moth 13 wrote: »
    BugBoy wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    shapeshifting is really the only power i'd want
    Spoiler:

    what kind of crazy shapeshifting are you talking about here

    that's crazy shapeshifting

    and regular shapeshifting screws with mass conservation so you know crazy shapeshifting is really crazy
    Envy gets denser when
    Spoiler:
    shapeshifts.

    are we talking about fullmetal alchemist envy?

    he can do that because he's powered by a thing that explicitly allows you to screw with the laws of physics

    or

    or something

    what am I even talking about right now

    Besides, he only gets more or less dense, he doesn't actually gain/lose mass.

    uh

    no

    as a result of increased density he gains mass

    Well specifically in the show he's shown to be incredibly heavy in his human size, on account of being really dense when he's that small, on account of it later turns out his regular size is fucking enormous.

    I may be misremembering that.

    you are correct about the animes

    The words every man longs to hear.

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  • MizuumiMizuumi Registered User regular
    hmm i wonder if this thread is cool and funny right now (i.e. nothing but galo emptyquotes)



    hmmnope

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Not tests. They were trying to kill it.Registered User regular
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Superman isn't mad, Spider-man, he's just disappointed.

    that's pretty much how Superman feels about every criminal he encounters

  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Superman isn't mad, Spider-man, he's just disappointed.

    that's pretty much how Superman feels about every criminal he encounters

    Which sounds like a bad thing, but is actually my favorite part of Superman as a character; his utter inability to think anything less than the best of people at all times.

  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    My money's on the dude who shoots blue death out of his hands!

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  • AntimatterAntimatter if you want to talk to me look elsewhere.Registered User regular
    Godfather wrote: »
    My money's on the dude who shoots blue death out of his hands!

    yeah electric superman could totally kick goku's ass

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Superman is probably the most inconsistently written character in history.

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  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Registered User regular
    Godfather wrote: »
    My money's on the dude who shoots blue death out of his hands!

    Ah, Superman's New Power.

    Classic issue.

    But I don't think he can do that normally.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter if you want to talk to me look elsewhere.Registered User regular
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    Godfather wrote: »
    My money's on the dude who shoots blue death out of his hands!

    Ah, Superman's New Power.

    Classic issue.

    But I don't think he can do that normally.
    you are a better man than I for thinking to make this joke

  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    Superman is probably the most inconsistently written character in history.

    Which makes his really great stories stand out even more.

  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    I think my favorite version of Superman is Golden Age Superman

    Just leaping around, punching gangsters and Nazis

    good shit

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Superman is probably the most inconsistently written character in history.

    Which makes his really great stories stand out even more.

    It also makes his fans fairly insufferable.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter if you want to talk to me look elsewhere.Registered User regular
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Superman is probably the most inconsistently written character in history.

    Which makes his really great stories stand out even more.

    It also makes his fans fairly insufferable.

    Rider Pot meet horse kettle, horse kettle meet rider pot

  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Superman is probably the most inconsistently written character in history.

    Which makes his really great stories stand out even more.

    It also makes his fans fairly insufferable.

    Elaborate.

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Superman is probably the most inconsistently written character in history.

    Which makes his really great stories stand out even more.

    It also makes his fans fairly insufferable.

    Elaborate.

    There is no standard for writing him, really, so whenever you get in a discussion with a diehard Supes fan he can basically be whatever they want him to be.

    And if you have a piece of media where he doesn't fit that bill, hand-waved.

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  • rfilyawrfilyaw Registered User regular
    When someone asks about Wolverine, I use the 'Was in the center of an atomic blast and regenerated from nothing but his skeleton' canon

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Not tests. They were trying to kill it.Registered User regular
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Superman isn't mad, Spider-man, he's just disappointed.

    that's pretty much how Superman feels about every criminal he encounters

    Which sounds like a bad thing, but is actually my favorite part of Superman as a character; his utter inability to think anything less than the best of people at all times.

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    "You ought to be ashamed of yourselves."

  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    That Superman doesn't even really exist anymore

    Barry Allen made a deal with the devil and Superman got OMD'd into a guy who is kind of an asshole and also way too cool to wear underwear on the outside of his costume

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  • NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    what does OMD mean

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  • BlankzillaBlankzilla Hi, buddy! Kickin' chairs.Registered User regular
    One More Day

    a very terrible Spider-Man story

  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    One More Day

    a very terrible Spider-Man story

    Only that lead to a lot of good Spider-Man stories.

    This one just lead to more suck.

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  • BlankzillaBlankzilla Hi, buddy! Kickin' chairs.Registered User regular
    That Superman doesn't even really exist anymore

    Barry Allen made a deal with the devil and Superman got OMD'd into a guy who is kind of an asshole and also way too cool to wear underwear on the outside of his costume
    Spoiler:

  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    One more day

    It's a thing they did with Spider-Man a few years back

    To refresh his continuity and unmarry him from MJ without a divorce, they had him sell his marriage to mephisto to keep aunt may from dying

    Even though she's like a million and he just needs to let go already

    It was basically the dumbest thing ever

    But Spidey benefited in the long run I suppose

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  • BlankzillaBlankzilla Hi, buddy! Kickin' chairs.Registered User regular
    Really out of all of the things to get mad at the reboot about

    Superman isn't a very good one

    Action Comics has been fantastic and Superman became great after Perez left two months ago

  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    Yeah, but he's a prick in Justice League

    Who am I to believe

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    Regardless I don't really see the point in changing his costume

    You know in a few years they're just gonna change it back anyway

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    I also really hate that art

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  • MizuumiMizuumi Registered User regular
  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Godfather wrote: »
    My money's on the dude who shoots blue death out of his hands!

    yeah electric superman could totally kick goku's ass

    I think you are confused little boy! Run along home now :D

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  • MizuumiMizuumi Registered User regular
  • BugBoyBugBoy once a boy always a bugRegistered User regular
    this all really boils down to who you like more

    superman wins forever

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  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Registered User regular
    Godfather wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Godfather wrote: »
    My money's on the dude who shoots blue death out of his hands!

    yeah electric superman could totally kick goku's ass

    I think you are confused little boy! Run along home now :D

    Yeah, I guess saying Superman Blue is the only one who can do it is silly.

    Superman Red could do it just as easy.

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  • rfilyawrfilyaw Registered User regular
    Broly's power is maximum, and goku beat him

    Goku > Maximum

    Super Man = Poopy butt

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  • AntimatterAntimatter if you want to talk to me look elsewhere.Registered User regular
    Godfather wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Godfather wrote: »
    My money's on the dude who shoots blue death out of his hands!

    yeah electric superman could totally kick goku's ass

    I think you are confused little boy! Run along home now :D

    i am a girl and you are talking down to the wrong person

  • BugBoyBugBoy once a boy always a bugRegistered User regular
    rfilyaw wrote: »
    Broly's power is maximum, and goku beat him

    Goku > Maximum

    Super Man = Poopy butt

    man you can't be higher power than the maximum

    then you are the maximum

    goku attempts to do math and dies when he discovers grunting at it for three episodes doesn't help

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  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    I think Raditz could take down Super McBoringPants

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  • AntimatterAntimatter if you want to talk to me look elsewhere.Registered User regular
    BugBoy wrote: »
    rfilyaw wrote: »
    Broly's power is maximum, and goku beat him

    Goku > Maximum

    Super Man = Poopy butt

    man you can't be higher power than the maximum

    then you are the maximum

    goku attempts to do math and dies when he discovers grunting at it for three episodes doesn't help

    whoa whoa whoa three?

    lies and slander of the beloved Dragonball Z
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