I was married to SiG once, until one day I bought her a really cheap chardonnay on accident. In a rage, she stabbed me to death with her high heels. I was never heard from again.
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i was never married to SiG, but I did stalk her for 2 months. Let me tell you, what she does on her week-ends will make your blood run cold.
i was married to SiG once, but she really liked butt stuff
like, too much
she used to call it "playing Mario"
she was Mario
EM, you just have to get used to people wanting to do things with your butt...
"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
I was not married to So It Goes because this joke is weird.
Don't cover up because she wouldn't have you.
"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
(you guys realize he did not write that thing that castle posted right)
no his name is associated with it and i hate him forever
holy shit every single commenter thinks it is real
whoever wrote it has inadvertently opened a manhole on the sewer of the internet
An a hole who thinks he's too important to take any responsibility for his own living environment or clean his own damn bathroom just because he's an artist?
it is amazing to me how many people apparently just go through their days desperately waiting to be incredibly offended by an artist
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EM, you just have to get used to people wanting to do things with your butt...
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
Werner Herzog has a beautiful green expanse of well maintained grass in front of his house, and he wants you to get the fuck off it.
--LeVar Burton
how
*sip*
Sexily.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
not my fault you used up all your extra lives
indeed
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no his name is associated with it and i hate him forever
But I still loved it.
--LeVar Burton
Don't cover up because she wouldn't have you.
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
holy shit every single commenter thinks it is real
whoever wrote it has inadvertently opened a manhole on the sewer of the internet
it is amazing to me how many people apparently just go through their days desperately waiting to be incredibly offended by an artist
The mushrooms, while potent, did not in fact make him any larger.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
I don't know, but I've heard comedian Paul F Tompkins do a great Werner Herzog impression on the CBB podcast.
what have you done
note that here she is using "extra lives" to mean "rectal elasticity"
:winky:
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
good god
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Wow, I didn't even notice what was going on until like... the third time I read this post.
twitch.tv/tehsloth
the horror
we had to talk him out of the massive hairy chest
--LeVar Burton
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9KyBdPeKHg
I'm placing these emoticons together to express my desire to lick a bee.
You should see the bottom layer of the PSD where Flex has no eyebrows.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
I think Feral is coming on to Jacob.
they should have just called it Earth-1611 or something.
it is exactly what it looks like