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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    I was married to SiG once, until one day I bought her a really cheap chardonnay on accident. In a rage, she stabbed me to death with her high heels. I was never heard from again.

    emnmnme on
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    i was never married to SiG, but I did stalk her for 2 months. Let me tell you, what she does on her week-ends will make your blood run cold.

  • LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Philosopher King The AcademyRegistered User regular
    i was married to SiG once, but she really liked butt stuff

    like, too much

    she used to call it "playing Mario"

    she was Mario

    EM, you just have to get used to people wanting to do things with your butt...

    "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
    "We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
  • MentalExerciseMentalExercise Indefenestrable Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    werner herzog hated on popular music, i don't like him anymore!

    Werner Herzog has a beautiful green expanse of well maintained grass in front of his house, and he wants you to get the fuck off it.

    "More fish for Kunta!"

    --LeVar Burton
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    How has Werner Herzog become an internet meme

    how

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    (you guys realize he did not write that thing that castle posted right)

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  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Gragas seems like a cool champion. HMMM.

    He's a drunk and a bully.

    reminds castle of his ex

    castle dated SiG?

    oh god no one show her this post

    hello...arch.

    oh um....hello!

    Hey is that a bottle of alcohol behind you? You should look and then I should run away

    *sip*

  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    How has Werner Herzog become an internet meme

    how

    Sexily.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    I was not married to So It Goes because this joke is weird.

  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    i was married to SiG once, but she really liked butt stuff

    like, too much

    she used to call it "playing Mario"

    she was Mario

    not my fault you used up all your extra lives

  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I was not married to So It Goes because this joke is weird.

    indeed

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Feral, your new Avatar is "The Best".

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    (you guys realize he did not write that thing that castle posted right)

    no his name is associated with it and i hate him forever

  • MentalExerciseMentalExercise Indefenestrable Registered User regular
    I suspect in real life Werner Herzog is too thoughtful a person to write such a ridiculous letter.

    But I still loved it.

    "More fish for Kunta!"

    --LeVar Burton
  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    Herzog couldn't have written that because Kurt Vonnegut wrote everything ever.

    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
  • LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Philosopher King The AcademyRegistered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I was not married to So It Goes because this joke is weird.

    Don't cover up because she wouldn't have you.

    "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
    "We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2012
    i wasn't married to sig but one time she tried to sweet talk me at a rave so i hit her with a glow stick

    Organichu on
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Organichu wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    (you guys realize he did not write that thing that castle posted right)

    no his name is associated with it and i hate him forever

    holy shit every single commenter thinks it is real

    whoever wrote it has inadvertently opened a manhole on the sewer of the internet
    An a hole who thinks he's too important to take any responsibility for his own living environment or clean his own damn bathroom just because he's an artist?

    it is amazing to me how many people apparently just go through their days desperately waiting to be incredibly offended by an artist

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    i was married to SiG once, but she really liked butt stuff

    like, too much

    she used to call it "playing Mario"

    she was Mario

    not my fault you used up all your extra lives

    The mushrooms, while potent, did not in fact make him any larger.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • gundam470gundam470 Drunk Gorilla CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    How has Werner Herzog become an internet meme

    how

    I don't know, but I've heard comedian Paul F Tompkins do a great Werner Herzog impression on the CBB podcast.

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    feral

    what have you done

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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    i was married to SiG once, but she really liked butt stuff

    like, too much

    she used to call it "playing Mario"

    she was Mario

    not my fault you used up all your extra lives

    note that here she is using "extra lives" to mean "rectal elasticity"

  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    feral

    what have you done

    :winky:

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    feral

    what have you done

    :winky:

    good god

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    I can show you how to be a real man.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Feral wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    feral

    what have you done

    :winky:

    Wow, I didn't even notice what was going on until like... the third time I read this post.

    TehSloth on
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    twitch.tv/tehsloth
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    oh my god

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    it's so beautiful

  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    the horror

    the horror

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  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    bahahaha you guys didnt even see how it was originally
    we had to talk him out of the massive hairy chest

    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
  • MentalExerciseMentalExercise Indefenestrable Registered User regular
    I feel dirty.

    "More fish for Kunta!"

    --LeVar Burton
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    :P :bz

    I'm placing these emoticons together to express my desire to lick a bee.

  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    You think this is creepy?

    You should see the bottom layer of the PSD where Flex has no eyebrows.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    What on this frickity planet did I just walk in on

    I think Feral is coming on to Jacob.

  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    that multiverse thing is coming really useful for DC, they're still publishing things for pre-Nu settings?

    they should have just called it Earth-1611 or something.

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  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    What on this frickity planet did I just walk in on

    it is exactly what it looks like

    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
  • MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    What on this frickity planet did I just walk in on

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Feral, have you read Flex yet

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