As was foretold, we've added advertisements to the forums! If you have questions, or if you encounter any bugs, please visit this thread: https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/240191/forum-advertisement-faq-and-reports-thread/

[Chat]y Back

1697072747586

Posts

  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Haha the back of a post it note

    Adorable

    like, the sticky part? The sticky bit smells like something, right?

    Same sort of smell as sticking the pen in my nose. I think. Now I'm p sure I'm just imagining these things again.

  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    You know what's a really great smell?

    Pussy.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Haha the back of a post it note

    Adorable

    like, the sticky part? The sticky bit smells like something, right?

    Same sort of smell as sticking the pen in my nose. I think. Now I'm p sure I'm just imagining these things again.

    Most office supplies have a sort of general "office supply" smell.

    nibXTE7.png
  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    Feral wrote: »
    You know what's a really great smell?

    Pussy.

    There's a joke about things spool never smells in here.

  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    You know what's a really great smell?

    Pussy.

    There's a joke about things spool never smells in here.

    yessssssss

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    615x330_burgerpizza.png

    The true horror is only clear in the video

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWDwZWCfp64

    I absolutely love that bit of salad in the middle. That makes it healthy!

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • Disco TerrierDisco Terrier Jowls aquiver. Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    615x330_burgerpizza.png

    burger pizza is worst pizza.

    I'd rather eat ham/pineapple.

    They have it in chicken for you!

    20120423-pizza-hut-me-cheeseburger2.jpg

    I mean, sure this looks good, but it miiight be stretching it a bit to call this a pizza.

    yGxvf.png
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    ManMojo

    :winky:
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    ApeMojo

    D:

    ...

    :winky:

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Hee hee. A guy popped up in the Kickstarter thread asking for advice on getting a project kickstarted. Fair enough, but he wanted to start with a project that was doing the concept art. Which is silly.

    Now he's made a thread in the Writer's Block to help him design the setting.

    Is this some kind of plan to get the forum to pay for and make his game?

    i know that's what i'm doing.

    PS: Can you guys come up with 15 heroes to be in my card game? K thanks.
    PPS Make sure they're balanced.

    Mojo
    MechaMojo
    NeoMojo
    DarkMojo
    Ojom

    SaintMojo
    RoboMojo
    ApeMojo
    ManMojo
    MetalMojo

    PlatinumMojo
    LiquidMojo
    ShadowMojo
    NegaMojo
    MojoZero

    They're balanced. Except Mojo, he is the best.

    Mojo_Jojo on
    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    I'm watching an episode of QI with Brian Blessed. I will be deaf by the time it finishes.

    l5sruu1fyatf.jpg

  • wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Hee hee. A guy popped up in the Kickstarter thread asking for advice on getting a project kickstarted. Fair enough, but he wanted to start with a project that was doing the concept art. Which is silly.

    Now he's made a thread in the Writer's Block to help him design the setting.

    Is this some kind of plan to get the forum to pay for and make his game?

    i know that's what i'm doing.

    PS: Can you guys come up with 15 heroes to be in my card game? K thanks.
    PPS Make sure they're balanced.

    Cockman

    He is half man

    and half rooster

    His deafening cry inspires contempt in his enemies.

    Psn:wazukki
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Why is it that everyone always assumes things are my fault? Why is everyone always on my back even when i do my best to help out? Am i not good enough for people?

    my sister just had her wisdom tooth extracted, she's spending a few days here. Her laptop was broken. I suggested i take a look at it to get her HDD out so she wouldn't lose data. I open up her laptop while she's out getting her teeth ripped out and when she comes home, she just shits on me about some DVDs i don't have. i'm eating and she's yelling at me to search for them. Mom's just asking me where the DVDs are. They're in mom's room.

    Somehow everything is my fault, i snap and yell at them to leave me alone. now i'm the bad guy. They know i have severe anxiety issues, why aren't they thankful when i do stuff for them? why is it whenever something bad happens, it's my fault? That's not fair.

    Because they're domineering personalities and it sounds like they're use to being able to get away with shitting on you and making you take the blame for things that aren't your fault. Some people will continue to take from you as long as you can give, then blame you for not being able to give more. These people are called assholes. The trick is to stop doing things for them.

    Great, now to stop doing things for the only people I interact with in real life.

    Guess i should become a hobo.

    Just do them on your own terms. You shouldn't do things for someone because you're afraid they'll get mad at you if you won't.

    nibXTE7.png
  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Why is it that everyone always assumes things are my fault? Why is everyone always on my back even when i do my best to help out? Am i not good enough for people?

    my sister just had her wisdom tooth extracted, she's spending a few days here. Her laptop was broken. I suggested i take a look at it to get her HDD out so she wouldn't lose data. I open up her laptop while she's out getting her teeth ripped out and when she comes home, she just shits on me about some DVDs i don't have. i'm eating and she's yelling at me to search for them. Mom's just asking me where the DVDs are. They're in mom's room.

    Somehow everything is my fault, i snap and yell at them to leave me alone. now i'm the bad guy. They know i have severe anxiety issues, why aren't they thankful when i do stuff for them? why is it whenever something bad happens, it's my fault? That's not fair.

    Because they're domineering personalities and it sounds like they're use to being able to get away with shitting on you and making you take the blame for things that aren't your fault. Some people will continue to take from you as long as you can give, then blame you for not being able to give more. These people are called assholes. The trick is to stop doing things for them.

    Great, now to stop doing things for the only people I interact with in real life.

    Guess i should become a hobo.

    Naaah man, just handle it calmly. You don't have to stop doing things for them... just do them because you want to, not because you were told or because you want a reaction from them.

    You don't do favors for people to get the validation of thanks, you do them because you want to be nice. If they don't appreciate it, that's on them. Just be relaxed about it and tell them to back off and be respectful. "There's no need to get overwrought about some DVDs OK? Relax, we'll find them. I'm eating right now, and if you want so help it's going to have to wait a bit."

    Just be calm and remember that you aren't required to put up with nonsense, and also remember that you don't have to react strongly to close down the nonsense. Lastly, as I said, a favor isn't a favor if you need the thanks to make it feel good.

  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Sales manager drops phone in toilet

    Phone dies

    Phone was the only place she stored the phone numbers for her sales contacts

    Welp

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Hey Feral, I saw this yesterday and thought of you.

    http://www.wnd.com/2012/04/major-company-offers-torture-porn-tour/

    So tell me, are the people at Kink.com grinning at this, or super grinning about it?

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    You know what's a really great smell?

    Pussy.

    There's a joke about things spool never smells in here.

    yessssssss

    :v: calling the discrimination attack dogs on you guys now :-(



    rotfl :-)

    Yeah that joke doesn't even work because don't you have like, 50 kids?

    nibXTE7.png
  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    You know what's a really great smell?

    Pussy.

    There's a joke about things spool never smells in here.

    yessssssss

    :v: calling the discrimination attack dogs on you guys now :-(



    rotfl :-)

  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    How come all these RPGs let you play a half-elf or a half-orc, but never a half-man?

  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    because echo humans are sluts who sleep with anything

    obF2Wuw.png
  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Hee hee. A guy popped up in the Kickstarter thread asking for advice on getting a project kickstarted. Fair enough, but he wanted to start with a project that was doing the concept art. Which is silly.

    Now he's made a thread in the Writer's Block to help him design the setting.

    Is this some kind of plan to get the forum to pay for and make his game?

    Hello, I'm hungry, and I was wondering if you could help me out? No wait hear me out. I don't want any of your food, I just want to borrow your stove and a pot to make some stone soup.

    What's stone soup? Well You just boil some water and add a stone and bam! you've got a delicious soup. And of course I'd share it with you. So can I? Great!

    Ah the soup's coming along nicely, but you know...it'll taste good as is, but you know what would make it taste really good? Just a little bit of garnish. If I could just have a carrot or two...ah thank you so much. Although, of course, if you want it to taste even better, we could add some onion...

    wandering on
  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    I just got cold called by someone pretending to be from NYC (via Caller ID spoofing), who was obviously calling from a foreign country, trying to tell me that my computer had malicious viruses on it that were propagating throughout the internet from my machine.

    I did a quick peek at my network monitor just to be safe (of course it was bullshit), then proceeded to tell her how stupid it was to call me in particular about this, to take me off her list, and to reconsider her life choices... try to save up a few bucks and get out of that 3rd world shithole call center.

    Felt good.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Sales manager drops phone in toilet

    Phone dies

    Phone was the only place she stored the phone numbers for her sales contacts

    Welp

    D:

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Sales manager drops phone in toilet

    Phone dies

    Phone was the only place she stored the phone numbers for her sales contacts

    Welp

    Sales manager gets fired for not using the CRM system?

  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    I want to play a half-halfling.

  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Echo wrote: »
    How come all these RPGs let you play a half-elf or a half-orc, but never a half-man?

    Aren't half-elf and half-orc classes usually half-man?

  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    _J_ wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    How come all these RPGs let you play a half-elf or a half-orc, but never a half-man?

    Aren't half-elf and half-orc classes usually half-man?

    What if an elf bones an orc?

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    How come all these RPGs let you play a half-elf or a half-orc, but never a half-man?

    Aren't half-elf and half-orc classes usually half-man?

    Yep. You never really get hot elf on dwarf action. Or giant on thrikeen.

    Half-Thrikeen and anything is a terrifying idea.

  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Echo wrote: »
    I want to play a half-halfling.
    Genetically incompatible for some reason.

    MAGIC

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    _J_ wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    How come all these RPGs let you play a half-elf or a half-orc, but never a half-man?

    Aren't half-elf and half-orc classes usually half-man?

    Yep. You never really get hot elf on dwarf action. Or giant on thrikeen.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Echo wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    How come all these RPGs let you play a half-elf or a half-orc, but never a half-man?

    Aren't half-elf and half-orc classes usually half-man?

    What if an elf bones an orc?

    That simply does not happen.

  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    One-and-a-halfling?

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    I just got cold called by someone pretending to be from NYC (via Caller ID spoofing), who was obviously calling from a foreign country, trying to tell me that my computer had malicious viruses on it that were propagating throughout the internet from my machine.

    I did a quick peek at my network monitor just to be safe (of course it was bullshit), then proceeded to tell her how stupid it was to call me in particular about this, to take me off her list, and to reconsider her life choices... try to save up a few bucks and get out of that 3rd world shithole call center.

    Felt good.

    For her failure she's sold into sexual slavery to the shame of her family who all commit suicide.

    nibXTE7.png
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Sometimes, i'd just like to be treated like i treat others, though. it's not so much not being thanked for what i done that annoys me, it's that no matter the efforts i do, my sister always treats me like dogshit.

    edit: but enough moping, that doesn't do anything good for me.

    21stCentury on
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Sales manager drops phone in toilet

    Phone dies

    Phone was the only place she stored the phone numbers for her sales contacts

    Welp

    So there's an opening you say.

  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    One-and-a-halfling?

    this post is so racist

    919UOwT.png
  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2012
    TL DR on
  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    Gooey wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    One-and-a-halfling?

    this post is so racist

    They are the 150%

  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    TV show idea: Two and a half-orc.

  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Hee hee. A guy popped up in the Kickstarter thread asking for advice on getting a project kickstarted. Fair enough, but he wanted to start with a project that was doing the concept art. Which is silly.

    Now he's made a thread in the Writer's Block to help him design the setting.

    Is this some kind of plan to get the forum to pay for and make his game?

    Hello, I'm hungry, and I was wondering if you could help me out? No wait hear me out. I don't want any of your food, I just want to borrow your stove and a pot to make some stone soup.

    What's stone soup? Well You just boil some water and add a stone and bam! you've got a delicious soup. And of course I'd share it with you. So can I? Great!

    Ah the soup's coming along nicely, but you know...it'll taste good as is, but you know what would make it taste really good? Just a little bit of garnish. If I could just have a carrot or two...ah thank you so much. Although, of course, if you want it to taste even better, we could add some onion...

    Man, this is brilliant... that's the perfect analogy.

  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Syndalis you just told somebody to stop being poor!

    1%

    Then let them be employed in call-centers.

This discussion has been closed.