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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    I just got into an argument with someone over politics and now it's turning into a potential date...

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp! I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Drez wrote: »
    I just got into an argument with someone over politics and now it's turning into a potential date...

    hit it like the hammer of the proletariat

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    I just got into an argument with someone over politics and now it's turning into a potential date...
    drez, "fuck you" does not literally mean that

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    @Mim: Is everything okay? You went to the hospital yesterday?

    Yeah, it's either a cyst on my ovary (dear ovary, do not explode over the weekend. k thx bai) or I just had a minor virus that will go away.

    MY ARMS ARE NOT OKAY THOUGH. This mean nurse who didn't smile or greet me warmly stuck both arms getting all that blood out of me. They hurt still.

    Well, shit. I hope everything works out.

    And if you need any help exercising your arms...

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    Put your faith in me.

    And I'll put my faith in you.

    Sorry, you have too little faith.


    BOOYAKASHA.

    Baby, my faith can bring you closer to God.

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  • MimMim Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    I just got into an argument with someone over politics and now it's turning into a potential date...

    nice!

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  • GonmunGonmun Canada eh!Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Elendil wrote: »
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    so last night i bought a pack in ME3 and got an ultra-rare

    and tonight i bought another pack in ME3 and got another ultra-rare

    huh

    what on earth is surprising about this

    you are Elendil, beloved of RNGs everywhere

    Fraid he hit that one on the head. But I'm curious, what did you get Elendil?
    last night i got the saber and today i got the javelin (II)

    Lucky duck.

    Drez wrote: »
    I just got into an argument with someone over politics and now it's turning into a potential date...

    Imagine the angry sex there. :P

    Gonmun on
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  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck Registered User regular
    drez when you sex her call her a republican slut

    works every time trust

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  • TehSlothTehSloth BIG DATA Registered User regular
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    i kinda want an f150 raptor

    I'm still mad they discontinued the ranger :/

    Not that I would probably get one, but if I did get a truck, it would be high up on my list.

    Egret wrote:
    That's the same ratio of words/farts that come out of your mouth.
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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    here is mah guns

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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    it is a clapping game. it is popularly played by preteens. the muscle memory has stayed with me for like 14 years. i am still pretty good at it.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    surrealitycheck wrote: »
    drez when you sex her call her a republican slut

    works every time trust
    i'm pretty sure drez is the republican

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    I just got into an argument with someone over politics and now it's turning into a potential date...

    Imagine the angry sex there. :P

    Oh, I am.

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  • MimMim Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Organichu wrote: »
    it is a clapping game. it is popularly played by preteens. the muscle memory has stayed with me for like 14 years. i am still pretty good at it.

    Clapping?

    edit: i think what i described was something else..

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    if i was super rich i would buy an sti and offroad it

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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular


    like this

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    surrealitycheck wrote: »
    drez when you sex her call her a republican slut

    works every time trust
    i'm pretty sure drez is the republican

    No...

    Do you really think so?

    I'm excessively liberal.
    oh

    i don't know

    you just kind of struck me as republican

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    surrealitycheck wrote: »
    drez when you sex her call her a republican slut

    works every time trust
    i'm pretty sure drez is the republican

    No...

    Do you really think so?

    I'm excessively liberal.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    (i kid)

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    matt has a problem wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    @matt has a problem Congrats, dude.

    I'm surprised it took you this long. :bz
    @Thanatos

    Thanks man. Had to have a place to put it first, didn't want it sleeping in a drawer in a 1 bedroom apartment.
    Wait, they need a drawer? You can't just stick them on a rack on the wall?

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  • MimMim Registered User regular
    Oh wait, okay what I described was a clapping game.

    I know Mary Mack, The "I don't want to go to Mexico no more-more-more" and of course the game where you hover your hands over another person's hands and try to get away before they smack them.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    it is a clapping game. it is popularly played by preteens. the muscle memory has stayed with me for like 14 years. i am still pretty good at it.

    Clapping?

    edit: i think what i described was something else..

    Clapping and muscles.

    Aren't we talking about vigorous sex?

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  • TehSlothTehSloth BIG DATA Registered User regular
    You guys should play cat's cradle, it'd be p cute.

    Egret wrote:
    That's the same ratio of words/farts that come out of your mouth.
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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    Sorry I have sex on the brain.

    Not literally. That would be weird. Having sex on a literal brain. Eww.
    i bet it would feel kind of nice

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Oh wait, okay what I described was a clapping game.

    I know Mary Mack, The "I don't want to go to Mexico no more-more-more" and of course the game where you hover your hands over another person's hands and try to get away before they smack them.

    Just as I thought: Sex.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Sorry I have sex on the brain.

    Not literally. That would be weird. Having sex on a literal brain. Eww.

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    TehSloth wrote: »
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    i kinda want an f150 raptor

    I'm still mad they discontinued the ranger :/

    Not that I would probably get one, but if I did get a truck, it would be high up on my list.

    they are shredding the desert in this thing on top gear

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  • MimMim Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »


    like this

    Ah, okay, then yes I do know what you mean. I've never heard it described as a "clapping" game before though. I know some shit, I just don't know the proper terminology.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    surrealitycheck wrote: »
    drez when you sex her call her a republican slut

    works every time trust
    i'm pretty sure drez is the republican

    No...

    Do you really think so?

    I'm excessively liberal.
    oh

    i don't know

    you just kind of struck me as republican

    Are you trying to goad me into having angry polysex with you?

    Sorry I mean polisex?

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  • MimMim Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    Sorry I have sex on the brain.

    Not literally. That would be weird. Having sex on a literal brain. Eww.

    It's probably like doing it on a bouncy castle that has water in the castle to keep it inflated.

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  • TehSlothTehSloth BIG DATA Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Sorry I have sex on the brain.

    Not literally. That would be weird. Having sex on a literal brain. Eww.

    It's probably like doing it on a bouncy castle that has water in the castle to keep it inflated.

    OH MY GOD, THAT'S IT! THAT'S THE SOLUTION!!

    I don't have to invent a completely silent air compressor after all!

    Egret wrote:
    That's the same ratio of words/farts that come out of your mouth.
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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    i am wearing a tampon for the first time in like a year

    i hope i don't get tss

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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »


    like this

    Ah, okay, then yes I do know what you mean. I've never heard it described as a "clapping" game before though. I know some shit, I just don't know the proper terminology.

    it's never described as a clapping game. in philly it's just called Numbers. i said clapping game because you didn't seem familiar with that name.

    but i return to my original point: i will fuck you up, i got hand speed son.

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  • Disco TerrierDisco Terrier Registered User regular
    I have all this pressure I need to release and I don't know how.

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  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle sometimes a boy just needs to get out of the house and meet some girls Registered User regular
    skippy, we're going to play lol

    LearnedHand wrote: »
    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.
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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Sorry I have sex on the brain.

    Not literally. That would be weird. Having sex on a literal brain. Eww.

    It's probably like doing it on a bouncy castle that has water in the castle to keep it inflated.

    That sounds like a good idea for a photoshoot.

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  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    mim you're a female half black who goes to temple and lives north of broad

    so you definitely know how to play Numbers, right?

    we are gonna play

    i will fuck you up, these white hands are lightning

    what
    we're doing racial games?
    call me when you start challenging people to throwing dice on a sidewalk
    i'll fuck your shit up

    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
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  • TehSlothTehSloth BIG DATA Registered User regular
    Hmm, wait, if it was filled with water it wouldn't be as bouncy anymore I don't think. I've been on water beds and I don't remember them being bouncy like bouncy castles!

    My dreams are dashed!

    Egret wrote:
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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    sls amg is a sexy car

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  • MimMim Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »


    like this

    Ah, okay, then yes I do know what you mean. I've never heard it described as a "clapping" game before though. I know some shit, I just don't know the proper terminology.

    it's never described as a clapping game. in philly it's just called Numbers. i said clapping game because you didn't seem familiar with that name.

    but i return to my original point: i will fuck you up, i got hand speed son.

    I've never heard it called "numbers" either. It was mostly "HEY. LET'S DO MARY MACK" "Well this is the longest car ride in existence. SURE"

    but we shall see Chu. Though I'm sure if we were doing the one where we're trying to smack each other's hands, I hope you're prepared to lose a pinky to my lightning fast speed.

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Fuck, stupid shrill alarm at the scrap yard next to my house going off at two in the morning for the third time in as many days, and it stops seconds before the noise complaint people turn up to hear it so I have to explain why they can't hear anything. I mad bro

    Hopefully they'll follow up on their promise to have the day staff talk to the guys at the scrap yard and tell them to STFU.

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