Heh, it'd be funny if they revealed that Ultimate Nick Fury's dad was a white dude who also had an eyepatch.
EDIT: Honestly, if they wanted black Nick Fury, they just had to make it so "Nick Fury" became a title assigned to the current director of SHIELD. Like that James Bond fan theory from awhile back.
"Congratulations, you're hired. Now here's your new name and eyepatch."
I like Coulson because he's a funny, snarky, normal dude working for a fairly 'normal' super government agency who has to deal with all these super human problems and crap from both hero divas and insane bad guys.
He reminds me a little of Hellboy in his personality. Just one of the guys doing a job.
Or too crazy. But that's pratically the same thing
We already have one maverick, don't need another.
Isn't your entire team mavericks? Aside from Cap of course.
Our team has some loose cannons.
But our maverick is the Hulk.
So not the self absorbed, does what he wants, not a team player, billionaire playboy philanthropist?
Or the fish-out-of-water alien god who is unaware of our customs and is likely to do things "his way?"
Or the former criminal turned agent who is known for being a maverick to the point he doesn't even use a gun?
Or the former Russian spy who often operates so deeply under cover you can't tell what side she's even on?
Or their "fly in the face of authority" commander who went behind his bosses' backs to make sure there would even BE an Avengers?
I mean, Hulk is at least consistant.
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but they were gonna introduce Samuel L. Fury somehow and it is much better than suddenly making Nick black or something
Didn't he die?
I am pretty sure I remember him being killed.
that dinosaur wasn't laughing at you; that's just what his face looks like!
noooooooooo
Johnson is a pretty common last name.
Damn straight.
so terrible
Tumblr blargh
Marcus Johnson/Fury's legal birth name
is
I am not even mad, that is just so incredibly dumb and hilarious
EDIT: Honestly, if they wanted black Nick Fury, they just had to make it so "Nick Fury" became a title assigned to the current director of SHIELD. Like that James Bond fan theory from awhile back.
"Congratulations, you're hired. Now here's your new name and eyepatch."
"But I don't need an eyepatch?"
"Don't worry, we'll fix that!"
MAGNETO WAS RIGHT
the newspaper says you're a menace and this is America where the press never lies
I need to debrief you.
PICTURES OF PETER PARKER
Or too crazy. But that's pratically the same thing
I'm flattered, but spoken for.
isn't "avenging" shit pretty much Ghost Rider's entire wheelhouse?
We already have one maverick, don't need another.
legerdemain?
Isn't your entire team mavericks? Aside from Cap of course.
Our team has some loose cannons.
But our maverick is the Hulk.
true, but when exactly have the Avengers ever done any avenging?
you guys had ONE JOB
He reminds me a little of Hellboy in his personality. Just one of the guys doing a job.
well in the sense that he is a spirit of vengeance, yeah
I... kind of like it to be honest.
It means David Hasselhoff is the father of Samuel L. Jackson.
you other guys can be the Best Friends Club
So not the self absorbed, does what he wants, not a team player, billionaire playboy philanthropist?
Or the fish-out-of-water alien god who is unaware of our customs and is likely to do things "his way?"
Or the former criminal turned agent who is known for being a maverick to the point he doesn't even use a gun?
Or the former Russian spy who often operates so deeply under cover you can't tell what side she's even on?
Or their "fly in the face of authority" commander who went behind his bosses' backs to make sure there would even BE an Avengers?
I mean, Hulk is at least consistant.
Lest we forget?
wait, only one Ghost Rider? Danny Ketch or Johnny Blaze?
This better be an actual thing and on the shelves by the time I leave the cinema in three hours.
Otherwise, consequences