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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User regular
    Richy wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    i wish i was forever alone

    i'm like forever and ever alone

    I'm still with you in though, and spirit, and by hiding under your bed at night.

    Plus the guy sitting outside your window the the camera.

    Seriously J not only are you a monumentally umpleasant person when you start uttering the nonsense that passes for philosophy in your mind (shame on whatever institution you graduated in, and shame on your tutors for creating such a monster), but your sense of humor, such as it is, is awful.
  • TomeWyrmTomeWyrm Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    In my housemate's room, the other side of the wall behind my head, she and her boyfriend are fucking so hard that their bed keeps banging against the aforementioned wall

    in the room above me, my neighbor is also humping with his lady

    in my room I am lying in the dark wasting my time on the interbutts

    Untitled-1.jpg

    Have a drink

    foreveralonewithwhiskey.jpg

    Sarks is the winner

    Moar drank for drank god

    The drank god must be appeased. My choice for the evening is keeping it all kinds of classy:

    Charles_shaw_cabernet_Sauvignon.jpg

  • So It GoesSo It Goes Do I have something on my face?Registered User regular
    Nova_C wrote: »


    So, question for cat owners:

    What's a good diet for a (relatively) small cat? I was just doing some reading that recommended only feeding canned since dry food is plant derived.

    What's a good diet for a cat?

    I try my best not to overfeed

    1/2 cup twice a day for my two cats (one is bigger one is smaller)

    I think dry food is just fine if you by the right kind

    I get science diet

    NOPE.
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    TomeWyrm wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    In my housemate's room, the other side of the wall behind my head, she and her boyfriend are fucking so hard that their bed keeps banging against the aforementioned wall

    in the room above me, my neighbor is also humping with his lady

    in my room I am lying in the dark wasting my time on the interbutts

    Untitled-1.jpg

    Have a drink

    foreveralonewithwhiskey.jpg

    Sarks is the winner

    Moar drank for drank god

    The drank god must be appeased. My choice for the evening is keeping it all kinds of classy:

    Charles_shaw_cabernet_Sauvignon.jpg

    Damn your classy bottle.

    I have wine too

    it's in a box

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
  • So It GoesSo It Goes Do I have something on my face?Registered User regular
    TomeWyrm wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    In my housemate's room, the other side of the wall behind my head, she and her boyfriend are fucking so hard that their bed keeps banging against the aforementioned wall

    in the room above me, my neighbor is also humping with his lady

    in my room I am lying in the dark wasting my time on the interbutts

    Untitled-1.jpg

    Have a drink

    foreveralonewithwhiskey.jpg

    Sarks is the winner

    Moar drank for drank god

    The drank god must be appeased. My choice for the evening is keeping it all kinds of classy:

    Charles_shaw_cabernet_Sauvignon.jpg

    that...is not classy Jon!!

    NOPE.
  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    i wish i was forever alone

    i'm like forever and ever alone

    I'm still with you in though, and spirit, and by hiding under your bed at night.

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  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    I've seen a shit ton of girls on OKCupid the last day or two with usernames like [prefix]saurus or other dinosaur themed names. I don't know what the deal is. I don't understand this world anymore.

  • So It GoesSo It Goes Do I have something on my face?Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    everyone shut up

    I have an anime girl as my wallpaper on three different computers but they're all in love with Sasuke-kun.

    oh my god double shut up!

    talk about cats!

    NOPE.
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Nova_C wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    honestly the issue isn't that I'm not getting any it's just super awkward. I have to go into meditation mode and clear my mind of any sexy thoughts or I'll feel like a creeper

    But you are a creeper. :P Don't hide away from yourself! Be proud of who you are!

    do the creep ahhhh

    and do the creep AHHHHhhhh

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    everyone shut up

    I have an anime girl as my wallpaper on three different computers but they're all in love with Sasuke-kun.

    oh my god double shut up!

    talk about cats!

    Little Duff got taken to the vet today cause he apparently has mild asthma

    poor kitty now no one will like him in school

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    everyone shut up

    I have an anime girl as my wallpaper on three different computers but they're all in love with Sasuke-kun.

    oh my god double shut up!

    talk about cats!

    You're right, they're all catgirls! I should have known an inter-species polyamorous relationship wouldn't work.

  • Nova_CNova_C Sniff Sniff Snorf Beyond The WallRegistered User regular
    Man, Saber Rider was one of my favourite cartoons growing up. I had no idea there was such a thing as 'anime' back then. Of course, once I did, I didn't give a shit, I just watch what's good. Anyway, that theme is pretty cool.

    Dino Riders was another fav, but man that intro is pretty lame.

  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    I've seen a shit ton of girls on OKCupid the last day or two with usernames like [prefix]saurus or other dinosaur themed names. I don't know what the deal is. I don't understand this world anymore.

    Crafty women put nerd bait on their profiles.

    Clever girl(s)...

  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    everyone shut up

    I have an anime girl as my wallpaper on three different computers but they're all in love with Sasuke-kun.

    oh my god double shut up!

    talk about cats!

    Little Duff got taken to the vet today cause he apparently has mild asthma

    poor kitty now no one will like him in school

    But one day he'll be in charge of a big company, and then he'll have the last laugh.

    Seriously J not only are you a monumentally umpleasant person when you start uttering the nonsense that passes for philosophy in your mind (shame on whatever institution you graduated in, and shame on your tutors for creating such a monster), but your sense of humor, such as it is, is awful.
  • Nova_CNova_C Sniff Sniff Snorf Beyond The WallRegistered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Guys like, 3 months from now I'll be living on another continent.

    Wut.

    Antarctica?

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Guys like, 3 months from now I'll be living on another continent.

    Wut.

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Guys like, 3 months from now I'll be living on another continent.

    Wut.

    Other continents don't exist. They're just moving you to a sound stage in LA.

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    rum dairies was a good movie

  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    honestly the issue isn't that I'm not getting any it's just super awkward. I have to go into meditation mode and clear my mind of any sexy thoughts or I'll feel like a creeper

    For a modest fee I will accept receipt of your unwanted sexy thoughts.

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    _J_ wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    everyone shut up

    I have an anime girl as my wallpaper on three different computers but they're all in love with Sasuke-kun.

    oh my god double shut up!

    talk about cats!

    Little Duff got taken to the vet today cause he apparently has mild asthma

    poor kitty now no one will like him in school

    But one day he'll be in charge of a big company, and then he'll have the last laugh.

    I hope he doesn't seek me out for vengeance because there were a lot of cuddles and he was not into them

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    yesterday I was maybe going to sweden

    this morning I was going to sweden.

    this afternoon I was maybe going to sweden

    tonight I am not going anywhere.

  • TomeWyrmTomeWyrm Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Aww now I'm out of wine...damn shame.

    Also my previous post apparently got eaten...damn shame.

    TomeWyrm on
  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    yesterday I was maybe going to sweden

    this morning I was going to sweden.

    this afternoon I was maybe going to sweden

    tonight I am not going anywhere.

    Why's that.

  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    Hakkes why don't just quietly give your roommates ball gags? It would help reduce the noise pollution.

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    oh my god



    someone translate these lyrics plz

  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Guys like, 3 months from now I'll be living on another continent.

    Wut.

    3 months? I thought you liked to go fast?

    I don't even know who you are any more Inqy!

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Guys like, 3 months from now I'll be living on another continent.

    Wut.

    Other continents don't exist. They're just moving you to a sound stage in LA.

    I can live with this.

    (Oh god does this mean you all watch me shower?)

    B7ozVfx.png
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    honestly the issue isn't that I'm not getting any it's just super awkward. I have to go into meditation mode and clear my mind of any sexy thoughts or I'll feel like a creeper

    For a modest fee I will accept receipt of your unwanted sexy thoughts.

    But immodesty is the whole point

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Guys like, 3 months from now I'll be living on another continent.

    Wut.

    Other continents don't exist. They're just moving you to a sound stage in LA.

    I can live with this.

    (Oh god does this mean you all watch me shower?)

    We do this already.

    falasig.png
  • simonwolfsimonwolf DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHEDRegistered User regular
    You make living on another continent sound like such a big deal

    Having lived on every continent except Antarctica, I scoff at you

    scoff

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  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    honestly the issue isn't that I'm not getting any it's just super awkward. I have to go into meditation mode and clear my mind of any sexy thoughts or I'll feel like a creeper

    For a modest fee I will accept receipt of your unwanted sexy thoughts.

    But immodesty is the whole point

    I will grossly overcharge you in exchange for your disgusting fantasies.

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    You make living on another continent sound like such a big deal

    Having lived on every continent except Antarctica, I scoff at you

    scoff

    Don't make me dig up some "Everything is upside down in Australia" meme pictures!

    I'LL DO IT!

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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    everyone shut up

    I have an anime girl as my wallpaper on three different computers but they're all in love with Sasuke-kun.

    oh my god double shut up!

    talk about cats!

    Little Duff got taken to the vet today cause he apparently has mild asthma

    poor kitty now no one will like him in school

    But one day he'll be in charge of a big company, and then he'll have the last laugh.

    I hope he doesn't seek me out for vengeance because there were a lot of cuddles and he was not into them

    "And you, you were the worst of all! Forcing me to cuddle when cuddles were not desired!"

    Seriously J not only are you a monumentally umpleasant person when you start uttering the nonsense that passes for philosophy in your mind (shame on whatever institution you graduated in, and shame on your tutors for creating such a monster), but your sense of humor, such as it is, is awful.
  • DeebaserDeebaser Alpha Teemo Registered User regular
    TomeWyrm wrote: »
    Aww now I'm out of wine...damn shame.

    Also my previous post apparently got eaten...damn shame.

    On a related note, I just discovered that the wedding favors we picked up were not mini-wine bottles as I thought, but actual full fucking wine bottles.

    The venue set up a sample table with favors. It looks ridiculous.

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Hakkes why don't just quietly give your roommates ball gags? It would help reduce the noise pollution.

    I ain't spending no money helpin' these freaks get the ball rolling on the KY-lubed slipper slope to deviancy

    First it's ball gags, then it's Ivy-style whips and sex swings and incorporating the cats into foreplay

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Guys like, 3 months from now I'll be living on another continent.

    Wut.

    Other continents don't exist. They're just moving you to a sound stage in LA.

    I can live with this.

    (Oh god does this mean you all watch me shower?)

    We do this already.

    In that case...

    Should I shave my junk Y/N?

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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Guys like, 3 months from now I'll be living on another continent.

    Wut.

    Other continents don't exist. They're just moving you to a sound stage in LA.

    I can live with this.

    (Oh god does this mean you all watch me shower?)

    We do this already.

    In that case...

    Should I shave my junk Y/N?

    Just trim it.

    Seriously J not only are you a monumentally umpleasant person when you start uttering the nonsense that passes for philosophy in your mind (shame on whatever institution you graduated in, and shame on your tutors for creating such a monster), but your sense of humor, such as it is, is awful.
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    honestly the issue isn't that I'm not getting any it's just super awkward. I have to go into meditation mode and clear my mind of any sexy thoughts or I'll feel like a creeper

    For a modest fee I will accept receipt of your unwanted sexy thoughts.

    you don't even know what to do with sexy thoughts. they'd be wasted.

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    yesterday I was maybe going to sweden

    this morning I was going to sweden.

    this afternoon I was maybe going to sweden

    tonight I am not going anywhere.

    Why's that.

    because people can't make up their minds.

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