probably coulda slapped down a greenback and gotten a hummer
Oh all that happened, but substitute the greenback with a bowl of weed. It freaked me out because I am scared of the dick disease, so I went to the doctor like 2 days after that to get the full testing regimen. Sigh of relief.
Ok enough of this shit, let's talk about how Executive Decision is actually a good movie with Steven Seagal.
So they screened some footage from Taken 2 at CinemaCon
apparently the families of all the random henchmen he killed in the first movie are gunning for him (which I think is a neat idea for an action movie) and the main villain is the dude who played Boris the Blade in Snatch
So they screened some footage from Taken 2 at CinemaCon
apparently the families of all the random henchmen he killed in the first movie are gunning for him (which I think is a neat idea for an action movie) and the main villain is the dude who played Boris the Blade in Snatch
This story is tangentially related to discussion at hand, and I question my sanity as to why I am posting it, but at least it's interesting...
I've been hanging out with this group of musician friends in Portland, and through them I met this girl Alexandra. We hit it off pretty well, she has a punk aesthetic that I dig, basically giving no fucks. One night she gives me a completely unexpected call, asking me to come over. Very nice!
So I cruise over to her place on 82nd in NE Portland. The place looks exactly like a cheap motel room; there is no kitchen, all of the furniture is old and cheap, and the television is a shitty 22 inch tube television. She smokes by sitting on a table and sticking her head out the window, because she doesn't want to stink up the shitty room. Alex tells me that it is a month-to-month pre-furnished apartment, she prefers to move around a lot, and all she really needs is a bed and a TV. Fuck yeah, I can dig that.
So we hang for a bit, and are having some fun, but her phone is constantly blowing up. At around 8:30 PM she kicks me to the curb, saying she has other plans. I complain because I was relaxing, watching Family Guy on TBS, but she insists. On the way out I see this older dude, 55 or so, walking up to her place. I guess her other plans are another man, I'll just assume it's her dad. Whatever, I call up a friend and plan the rest of my night.
So I drive over to my other friend's house in SE Portland, and we hang and listen to music and play some Dominion. I tell him about this girl Alexandra on 82nd, and how weird her place and the entire situation was with grandpa walking up to her place after I leave. He spits his beer out when I spit out the story, because I guess 82nd in NE Portland is known to be prostitute central.
So he boots up his computer, and goes to the forum that is, from what he says , the #1 stop for Portland escorts. We start going through the posts (I guess there is a very large market for large ladies in the escort business, the things I learned on this day), and there she is, on the 1st page, put up earlier that day, under the name Zoe. Dammit.
Posts
that set-up sounds like a pretty dang cheap date
probably coulda slapped down a greenback and gotten a hummer
just really great
but only if you do so while cruising your local backpage
Johnny Mnemonic 2: This Time It's A Small Asian Girl
Oh all that happened, but substitute the greenback with a bowl of weed. It freaked me out because I am scared of the dick disease, so I went to the doctor like 2 days after that to get the full testing regimen. Sigh of relief.
Ok enough of this shit, let's talk about how Executive Decision is actually a good movie with Steven Seagal.
it will only reveal itself on your wedding day
The Onion Movie
Steam
BRILLIANCE
But it was, in fact, a bad movie
Steam
every single movie remotely involved with steven seagal
nope vann
sorry you dumb
nah you just like a lot of silly shit
nope
I just got taste, son
as terrible as shocker legit is
I would pay big money to watch steven seagal play a genius who beats up spider-man and bangs black cat
this is true
but then in addition to the good things you like, you also like silly things
stupid, silly, awful things like steven seagal
apparently the families of all the random henchmen he killed in the first movie are gunning for him (which I think is a neat idea for an action movie) and the main villain is the dude who played Boris the Blade in Snatch
I am so excited
yesssssssssssssssss
Steam
I love the plot for taken 2
since it is the single dumbest villain plan ever
TO GET REVENGE ON HIM, WE WILL KIDNAP HIM AND HIS EX-WIFE.
SURELY THIS CANNOT BACKFIRE
HE KNOWS NOTHING OF KIDNAPPING
hellraiser is a perfect movie
I could watch this flick a million times and never be bored
Of course, I have successfully deluded myself into believing there were only 3 Hellraisers at most, plus the upcoming remake
Steam
it was terrible
and I can dig on hellraisers 1 - 5
then they just started turning other scripts into hellraiser movies
then they did the video game one
and then the remake is happening now I guess
The only reasons I even had hope in the remake were 1: Clive Barker's producing, and 2: Patrick Lussier was supposed to direct
But then Lussier left before December
So that diminished my hopes a lot
Steam
You know sex workers are people, too, right?
hellbound heart is one of the best things he's ever written
i want to know the origin of pinhead (and his actual cenobite name) dammit
came out last year
it was so bad doug bradley, who had said yes to being pinhead eight times before, wouldn't even be in it.
Damn. I think I've only seen the first 5.