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Time for the Quest to Progress once more

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    4rch3nemy4rch3nemy Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    3d mode puts Oblivion to shame sometimes..

    The elder sounds like he's voiced by the same guy who did Cain in Diablo (!!!!!!OMG). Man, it took me forever to find that lady's cat..

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    slurpeepoopslurpeepoop Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Read the website to make sure your computer can handle the graphics.

    They're pretty steep.

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I've never tried acid before, but I think reading this thread without ever playing the game is as close as I will come to "trip out city."

    I'll give you my input once I've played it :)

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    The Warlock wrote: »
    Asciipanda wrote: »
    The Warlock wrote: »
    Asciipanda wrote: »
    The Warlock wrote: »
    Asciipanda wrote: »
    well I'm level 2 now.Is there any depth?Do I interact at all?Or do I just let it run?

    You, uh, you're running in 3D mode, right?

    ...


    I've made a huge mistake.

    Well, obviously the game would be boring if you're not running in 3D mode.

    I'm sorry for being a huge dumbass but how do I run in 3D mode?

    What graphics card do you have? You might not be able to handle it.

    Offering some friendly advice is mean?

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    UncleSporkyUncleSporky Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Its only real drawback is a lack of compatibility to other OSs. Imagine how it would look on a Mac.

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    DaedalusDaedalus Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Zombiemambo wrote: »
    The Warlock wrote: »
    Asciipanda wrote: »
    The Warlock wrote: »
    Asciipanda wrote: »
    The Warlock wrote: »
    Asciipanda wrote: »
    well I'm level 2 now.Is there any depth?Do I interact at all?Or do I just let it run?

    You, uh, you're running in 3D mode, right?

    ...


    I've made a huge mistake.

    Well, obviously the game would be boring if you're not running in 3D mode.

    I'm sorry for being a huge dumbass but how do I run in 3D mode?

    What graphics card do you have? You might not be able to handle i--

    oh god I can't keep doing this it's too mean.

    Offering some friendly advice is mean?

    What are you talking about? That wasn't my post.

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    4rch3nemy4rch3nemy Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    My girlfriend tried it on her mac and we saw the same sadface icon that pops up for iPods on the fritz. It was kinda funny.

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    HullabalooHullabaloo Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I just found a koblod penis. :O

    It's taking a while to level up, but the games awsome so far. Can't wait to try out my seasick level 1!

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    DaedalusDaedalus Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    UncleSporky wrote: »
    Its only real drawback is a lack of compatibility to other OSs. Imagine how it would look on a Mac.

    I would love a Linux port, but it works pretty well under Wine.

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    WhiteZinfandelWhiteZinfandel Your insides Let me show you themRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    The odd thing is that I have a curious aversion to shutting it down... I've become enthralled.

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    What level does the Daemon Trials quest chain start? 50?

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    DaedalusDaedalus Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Zombiemambo wrote: »
    What level does the Daemon Trials quest chain start? 50?

    Depends on your server, I believe.

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    FyreWulffFyreWulff YouRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    FyreWulff on Oobag.

    I stopped playing. Too much grinding.

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    4rch3nemy4rch3nemy Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Okay so I rerolled:

    4rch3nemy the Demicanadian Fighter/Organist on Pemptus. This server seems alright so far, not laggy, not too many noobs to lead to the killing fields, and dwarf drawers seem in high supply. :D

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    FyreWulff wrote: »
    FyreWulff on Oobag.

    I stopped playing. Too much grinding.

    Yeah, the grind is rearing its ugly head between level 46 and 47, but hopefully I can start the infamous Trials soon and get some Legendary Slayer gear.

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    So can you move your avatar and fight or do you simply sit there and watch the game play itself as I've read at various sites?

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    DaedalusDaedalus Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Caveman Paws wrote: »
    So can you move your avatar and fight or do you simply sit there and watch the game play itself as I've read at various sites?

    Character movement and combat has been streamlined for greater player efficiency.

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Thats the internet equivelent of saying in a witty fashion: ya you just sit there and watch.

    Amirite?

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Caveman Paws wrote: »
    So can you move your avatar and fight or do you simply sit there and watch the game play itself as I've read at various sites?

    The "game" isn't interactive at all, except for creating guilds and checking your stats online. People just like to use MMOG lingo for fun.

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    4rch3nemy4rch3nemy Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Poor thread.. RUINED!#%

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    DaedalusDaedalus Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    You killed it, Zombie. You killed it.

    But hey, we got to three pages while keeping it surreal. That might be a record.

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I should probably feel some remorse for my part in all of this. But I don't.

    Take that as you will. *shrug*

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    4rch3nemy4rch3nemy Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I know we've got a few guilds floating around but none as cool as: Wang-Fu

    ..join it up while the cinnabunz are fresh.

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    The Warlock wrote: »
    You killed it, Zombie. You killed it.

    But hey, we got to three pages while keeping it surreal. That might be a record.

    I was well-aware that I killed it but asciipanda must've been sitting there in total confusion for the longest time.

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    UncleSporkyUncleSporky Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Even so, I do love the silliness of the thing. The spells are glorious.

    Nestor's Bright Idea
    Tumor (Malignant)
    Curse Name
    Big Sister

    The only thing I've found like this that comes close to a real game is the Kingdom of Loathing. I so want to develop ideas like these into decent games.

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    UncleSporky wrote: »
    Even so, I do love the silliness of the thing. The spells are glorious.

    Nestor's Bright Idea
    Tumor (Malignant)
    Curse Name
    Big Sister

    Damn it. I only have Tumor (Benign)

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Grognor's Big Day Off <3

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    DaedalusDaedalus Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    UncleSporky wrote: »
    Even so, I do love the silliness of the thing. The spells are glorious.

    Nestor's Bright Idea
    Tumor (Malignant)
    Curse Name
    Big Sister

    Cone of Annoyance
    Innoculate
    etc.

    Also, how do you get a "Rusty Chamois"?

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    lowlylowlycooklowlylowlycook Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    The Warlock wrote: »
    You killed it, Zombie. You killed it.

    But hey, we got to three pages while keeping it surreal. That might be a record.

    Not only that but he killed it before someone mentioned porn elementals. Which is to say before I noticed the thread.

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    TVs_FrankTVs_Frank Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Time to run to town and sell all this Porn Elemental lube.

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Some of the items in my inventory are...well....downright bizarre. Behold!

    Gorgon Testicle

    Baalzebul Pants

    Porn Elemental Lube

    Purple Worm Dung

    Vampire Pancreas

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    DaedalusDaedalus Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Zombiemambo wrote: »
    Some of the items in my inventory are...well....downright bizarre. Behold!

    Gorgon Testicle

    Baalzebul Pants

    Porn Elemental Lube

    Purple Worm Dung

    Vampire Pancreas

    Green Slime Sample

    Iron Peasant Chaff

    Sprite Can

    Ape Ass

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    "Executing 3 dead Platinum Dragons..."

    Hehehe.

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    jothkijothki Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Zombiemambo wrote: »
    The Warlock wrote: »
    You killed it, Zombie. You killed it.

    But hey, we got to three pages while keeping it surreal. That might be a record.

    I was well-aware that I killed it but asciipanda must've been sitting there in total confusion for the longest time.

    That's what PMs are for, though.

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    Dee KaeDee Kae Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Why hasn't this thread exploded from inside jokes and vague cracks here and there, yet?

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    DoNotPursueLuBu wrote: »
    Why hasn't this thread exploded from inside jokes and vague cracks here and there, yet?

    I killed it, apparently.

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    jothkijothki Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    The Warlock wrote: »
    Iron Peasant Chaff

    Hmm, I don't remember any Iron Peasants, were they patched in at some point?

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    ChaosandQuietChaosandQuiet Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I thought this entire thread was all pretty funny actually. And I had never even heard of this game before tonight.

    And you guys were NOT lying, 3D mode is KICK ASS! I still can't believe I found that kobold penis just....there! Greatest game ever.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    ChaosandQuiet wrote: »
    I thought this entire thread was all pretty funny actually. And I had never even heard of this game before tonight.

    And you guys were NOT lying, 3D mode is KICK ASS! I still can't believe I found that kobold penis just....there! Greatest game ever.
    I know a guy who got the special edition DVD version. Man, you should see some of the extra spell effects...

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    reVersereVerse Attack and Dethrone God Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Enchanted Motorcycle is the best race, ever.

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