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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    The perfect poo is when your butt coughs and the log just falls out like an aid package for a third world country and there's no remaining residue

    My family calls that a "no-wiper". You use one square of toilet paper and it comes back clean. It's like finding a $100 bill in your pocket. Always makes my day.

    the truly legendary poo is when a no wiper slides down the hole without flushing

    a perfect phantom poo

    divine in its essence

    it almost sounds like an omen, it's so extraordinary

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    Wow I totally didn't notice that lady. Selective attention at its finest. All we need now is a gorilla to stroll across the foreground of the video.

    she is just texting

    and then she looks up like, wait a minute

    I got moves

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Seriously though, what the fuck was that thing the nerds called a concert? Really wtf was that?

    I don't know

    I think I am pretty sensitive to nerds and the whole wallflower mentality and all

    But god damn

    Fucking nerds

    I give props only to that girl with the dice game for making a faltering attempt to start a pit while everyone else stood mostly motionless

    What an orgy of broadcasting discomfort with living in a physical bodsy much of PAX was

    Needed more dancing and kissing

    Start roaming around the place handing out pills

    "What is this?"

    "Doesn't matter. Just take it."

    "No really wha--" *SMACK*

    "JUST SWALLOW THE DAMN PILL PENCILNECK"

    Feral let's talk high level for a second

    At best that would be a weekend long behavioral interlude before dudes reverted to form

    And while it can be important and valuable to shake things up, especially if someone has zero reference for that sort of thing and wants a zap to jump start a change

    This really requires deeper work

    This requires damn swimming lessons for 10,000 souls

    People will live and die without ever experiencing dancing being pleasurable

    : (

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    Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Jokerman wrote: »
    Can anyone help me solve this blasted Math problem?

    qCbL6.png

    First thing you do is to get rid of all the negative exponents. That's easy. Just remember that x^-1=1/x and 1/x^-1=x, i.e. move it to the other side of the division bar and get rid of the negative sign. Then you can simplify what you have by using the following property: x^a*x^b=x^(a+b). Once you've done that, then you can use the final property: (x^a)^b=x^(a*b)

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    The perfect poo is when your butt coughs and the log just falls out like an aid package for a third world country and there's no remaining residue

    My family calls that a "no-wiper". You use one square of toilet paper and it comes back clean. It's like finding a $100 bill in your pocket. Always makes my day.

    the truly legendary poo is when a no wiper slides down the hole without flushing

    a perfect phantom poo

    did it even happen

    or was it just a dream

    INCEPCREMENT

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    I wish I could dance

    God, don't you wish that someone would post a link to free dancing sessions with lessons in your area in IRC?

    colerique2.gif

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Jokerman wrote: »
    Can anyone help me solve this blasted Math problem?

    qCbL6.png

    I think it ends up being...

    ( y^4 )^4
    (5x^2)

    which can be simplified to
    y^16/5x^8

    But i might be wrong.

    21stCentury on
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    JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    C'mon, where my mathies at?

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    I wish I could dance

    God, don't you wish that someone would post a link to free dancing sessions with lessons in your area in IRC?

    colerique2.gif

    I CAN'T DANCE

    I AM FAT AND UNGAINLY AND HORRIBLE

    NO ONE WANTS TO LOOK AT MY BLOATED FRAME MOVING OUT OF TUNE TO MUSIC

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    Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Right now my ideal job would be developing touch-based games for tablets. Preferably using .NET.

    Have you played with Unity at all?

    A bit yeah. Was looking at hooking it into the input system on a Surface 2 unit. Still might get around to that but it would mean writing a HID driver which is less than fun.

    Though Unity uses Mono .NET. So FUCK THAT. Would rather just go with C++ than deal with mono.

    What's the diff between Mono .NET and plain ol' .NET?

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    Costumes are sometimes needed for porn movies too!

    It's true

    like

    World of Whorecraft

    or

    Whore of the Rings

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2012
    Jokerman wrote: »
    Can anyone help me solve this blasted Math problem?

    qCbL6.png

    I think it ends up being...

    ( y^4 )^4
    (5x^2)

    which can be simplified to
    y^16/5x^8

    But i might be wrong.

    Bad 21stCentury. Teach him how, don't give him the answer.

    Also, you got it wrong. :P
    y^16/625x^8

    Premier kakos on
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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    incoproal

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
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    TomeWyrmTomeWyrm A Limited Liability Partnership Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    Wow I totally didn't notice that lady. Selective attention at its finest. All we need now is a gorilla to stroll across the foreground of the video.

    she is just texting

    and then she looks up like, wait a minute

    I got moves

    I think she was one of the exhibitors there for the game. There was a small team of them there dancing backup and handing out swag for basically everyone that went up on the stage.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    lord of the cockrings

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    waiting all day to call a girl to break up with her sucks.

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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    and they are renaming the O2 Arena the "North Greenwich Arena" during the Olympics as it must be clean

    domeext.jpg

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    Dj5ve.jpg

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    I wish I could dance

    Like many things in life, it just requires doing it. :3

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    guys should I go rent that game :l

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    I feel like you guys don't understand where Inqui lives

    If he wanted to work in porn he would already be doing it

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    I wish I could dance

    God, don't you wish that someone would post a link to free dancing sessions with lessons in your area in IRC?

    colerique2.gif

    I CAN'T DANCE

    I AM FAT AND UNGAINLY AND HORRIBLE

    NO ONE WANTS TO LOOK AT MY BLOATED FRAME MOVING OUT OF TUNE TO MUSIC

    The only thing about you is the way you talk.

    Cass, you have created a situation where you use your inability to do something as a justification for not learning how to do it. Wanna dance? Take lessons. Do you think everyone at dancing lessons will be slender perfect people? Fuck no. Shit, I've taken many lessons and danced a fair amount and I still have 1.5 left feet. And guess what? With practice you'll be less ungainly. Perhaps you could even get within shouting distance of graceful. But the only way you'll get there is to step out of your damn comfort zone and try.

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    I wish I could dance

    God, don't you wish that someone would post a link to free dancing sessions with lessons in your area in IRC?

    colerique2.gif

    hahahahaha

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    Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Dj5ve.jpg

    I like that one kitten in the back just staring in a different direction

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    Right now my ideal job would be developing touch-based games for tablets. Preferably using .NET.

    Have you played with Unity at all?

    A bit yeah. Was looking at hooking it into the input system on a Surface 2 unit. Still might get around to that but it would mean writing a HID driver which is less than fun.

    Though Unity uses Mono .NET. So FUCK THAT. Would rather just go with C++ than deal with mono.

    What's the diff between Mono .NET and plain ol' .NET?

    It's a set of compilers / runtime / CLR built outside of microsoft with the intent to make .NET available on more platforms. All good with that. But of course it is missing stuff from actual .NET and being an open source project progress on it is flakey at best.

    Mostly though, it is just familiar enough to lull one into a false sense of security and just different enough for that to bite you in the ass.


    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Dj5ve.jpg

    I like that one kitten in the back just staring in a different direction

    The Daredevil of kittens.

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    Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Dj5ve.jpg

    I like that one kitten in the back just staring in a different direction

    The Daredevil of kittens.

    I was thinking Toph.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Jokerman wrote: »
    Can anyone help me solve this blasted Math problem?

    qCbL6.png

    Sure (and sorry for the messy notation, but this form doesn't parse math tex or anything).

    In any fraction, it's totally legit to multiply the numerator and denominator by the same quantity. It's the same as multiplying the whole thing by 1. So take just that inner fraction to start:

    (x^-1 * y^2)/(5*x*y^-2)

    Multiply the numerator and denominator by x. Remember that x*x^-1 = 1

    (y^2)/(5*x^2*y^-2)

    Now multiply the numerator and denominator by y^2. Specifically, this is to cancel that y^-2 in the denominator, since y^2 * y^-2 = 1

    (y^4)/(5*x^2)

    Ok, there we are, all positive exponents. Now let's slip that back into the original problem:

    ((y^4)/(5*x^2))^4

    Now you should know that: (x^y)^z = x^(y*z) and (x*y)^z = x^z*y^z. These are basic properties of exponents. So the above changes into:

    ((y^16)/(5^4*x^8))

    Simplify the 5^4:

    ((y^16)/(625*x^8))

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    I wish I could dance

    God, don't you wish that someone would post a link to free dancing sessions with lessons in your area in IRC?

    colerique2.gif

    I CAN'T DANCE

    I AM FAT AND UNGAINLY AND HORRIBLE

    NO ONE WANTS TO LOOK AT MY BLOATED FRAME MOVING OUT OF TUNE TO MUSIC

    The only thing about you is the way you talk.

    Cass, you have created a situation where you use your inability to do something as a justification for not learning how to do it. Wanna dance? Take lessons. Do you think everyone at dancing lessons will be slender perfect people? Fuck no. Shit, I've taken many lessons and danced a fair amount and I still have 1.5 left feet. And guess what? With practice you'll be less ungainly. Perhaps you could even get within shouting distance of graceful. But the only way you'll get there is to step out of your damn comfort zone and try.

    AARGH

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    I wish I could dance

    God, don't you wish that someone would post a link to free dancing sessions with lessons in your area in IRC?

    colerique2.gif

    I CAN'T DANCE

    I AM FAT AND UNGAINLY AND HORRIBLE

    NO ONE WANTS TO LOOK AT MY BLOATED FRAME MOVING OUT OF TUNE TO MUSIC

    It is impossible for me to describe how few shits people give to the shape of your body when you're on the dancefloor

    infinitesimal shits

    negative shits

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    WHAT DO YOU EVEN WEAR TO DANCE LESSONS???

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    LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    I also like that the adult cat is all like, "don't you even think about fucking with these kittens"

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    FUCKING MADAGASCAR OH MY FUCK

    HOW

    HOW ARE YOU SURVIVING SERIOUSLY

    I DON'T CARE IF YOU CLOSED YOUR BORDERS

    IT IS AIRBORNE

    IT IS WATERBORNE

    IT IS INSECT BORNE

    FUCK YOU MADAGASCAR

    somebody's playing pandemic

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    FUCKING MADAGASCAR OH MY FUCK

    HOW

    HOW ARE YOU SURVIVING SERIOUSLY

    I DON'T CARE IF YOU CLOSED YOUR BORDERS

    IT IS AIRBORNE

    IT IS WATERBORNE

    IT IS INSECT BORNE

    FUCK YOU MADAGASCAR

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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    Kalkino wrote: »
    and they are renaming the O2 Arena the "North Greenwich Arena" during the Olympics as it must be clean

    domeext.jpg

    This has the added effect of nobody knowing where the hell broadcasters are talking about when they refer to it as such.

    That just adds to the lulz right? I mean I'm guessing the IOC is just in it for that by now given the absurd rules and cost that the modern Olympics require

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    Kalkino wrote: »
    and they are renaming the O2 Arena the "North Greenwich Arena" during the Olympics as it must be clean

    domeext.jpg

    This has the added effect of nobody knowing where the hell broadcasters are talking about when they refer to it as such.

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    man. Every game uses the Unreal engine. Also, the website section on acquiring it for building a game is a politely worded "if you're not already a pro, kindly fuck off"

    You looking at this?

    http://www.udk.com/

    Well, I was looking at this: http://www.unrealengine.com/licensing

    But now I'm looking at your link. :)

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