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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    And Quid breaks a controller.

    Thank god for no kids.

    spacekungfuman wrote: »
    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    And Quid breaks a controller.

    Thank god for no kids.

    i know what would cheer you up

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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User regular
    BobCesca wrote: »
    I love the internet.

    I have managed to find what looks like quite a nice independent coffee shop in Stratford and know roughly how long it will take to walk from the car park I will be using to the coffee shop and then back to the RSC while taking in some of the sights and still making it in time for the 10:45am start for today's session.

    Yeah. Without the internet, a discussion with another human being would have been required.

    Dodged a bullet, there.

    Wydrion wrote: »
    ...Or you can sit around in the thread calling _J_ a cocksucker, you know, whatever's more constructive.
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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar Registered User regular
    It's funny when people ask me to smile. If I try to fake a smile it either looks like something is wrong with my intestines or I'm about to murder someone.

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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    And Quid breaks a controller.

    Thank god for no kids.

    this makes it sound like you would have snapped your kid in half after a bad night of ninja gaiden

    Of course not.

    Because Ninja Gaiden was merely hard rather than bullshit.

    spacekungfuman wrote: »
    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp! I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Quid wrote: »
    And Quid breaks a controller.

    Thank god for no kids.

    this makes it sound like you would have snapped your kid in half after a bad night of ninja gaiden

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  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    I am ashamed to report that I can vouch for Cass's claims

    they are 100% true

    I want to know

    And yet I don't

    DILEMA

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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User regular
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    It's funny when people ask me to smile. If I try to fake a smile it either looks like something is wrong with my intestines or I'm about to murder someone.

    I suggest employing this strategy:

    _J_ on
    Wydrion wrote: »
    ...Or you can sit around in the thread calling _J_ a cocksucker, you know, whatever's more constructive.
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  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    _J_ wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    I love the internet.

    I have managed to find what looks like quite a nice independent coffee shop in Stratford and know roughly how long it will take to walk from the car park I will be using to the coffee shop and then back to the RSC while taking in some of the sights and still making it in time for the 10:45am start for today's session.

    Yeah. Without the internet, a discussion with another human being would have been required.

    Dodged a bullet, there.

    Probably would have been a bit more difficult to plan my day 30 mins or so before I leave. Plus, I find that when you ask people where's a good coffee shop they just point you to the nearest Starbucks or Costa or something.

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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    And Quid breaks a controller.

    Thank god for no kids.

    i know what would cheer you up

    Is it gratuitous picture of puppies, kittens, and possibly even ferrets?

    spacekungfuman wrote: »
    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Tough on mime. Tough on the causes of mime Registered User regular
    BobCesca wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    I love the internet.

    I have managed to find what looks like quite a nice independent coffee shop in Stratford and know roughly how long it will take to walk from the car park I will be using to the coffee shop and then back to the RSC while taking in some of the sights and still making it in time for the 10:45am start for today's session.

    Yeah. Without the internet, a discussion with another human being would have been required.

    Dodged a bullet, there.

    Probably would have been a bit more difficult to plan my day 30 mins or so before I leave. Plus, I find that when you ask people where's a good coffee shop they just point you to the nearest Starbucks or Costa or something.
    I hear you can stop local street sweepers and ask them about good places to get a beer though.

    This is actually how the internet was established. A way of accessing their wisdom when you're not yet bumbling around outside in a mass of indecision.

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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    I'm with Mrs. Cesca on this.

    The old days sucked. I like knowing where the not shit places are nearby.

    spacekungfuman wrote: »
    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    I love the internet.

    I have managed to find what looks like quite a nice independent coffee shop in Stratford and know roughly how long it will take to walk from the car park I will be using to the coffee shop and then back to the RSC while taking in some of the sights and still making it in time for the 10:45am start for today's session.

    Yeah. Without the internet, a discussion with another human being would have been required.

    Dodged a bullet, there.

    Probably would have been a bit more difficult to plan my day 30 mins or so before I leave. Plus, I find that when you ask people where's a good coffee shop they just point you to the nearest Starbucks or Costa or something.
    I hear you can stop local street sweepers and ask them about good places to get a beer though.

    This is actually how the internet was established. A way of accessing their wisdom when you're not yet bumbling around outside in a mass of indecision.

    Interestingly, street sweepers were also the means by which pornography was shared back in the day.

    Wydrion wrote: »
    ...Or you can sit around in the thread calling _J_ a cocksucker, you know, whatever's more constructive.
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  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    And Quid breaks a controller.

    Thank god for no kids.

    i know what would cheer you up

    Is it gratuitous picture of puppies, kittens, and possibly even ferrets?

    I'm guessing no.
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    GUYS IF YOU WANT TO SEE A VAGINA THAT LOOKS LIKE A DOG'S FACE PM ME RIGHT NOW

    EDIT: IT'S NOT MY VAGINA BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE A VAGINA THAT LOOKS LIKE A HAPPY DOG

    evilbob wrote: »
    How pretty am I?
    Geth roll 1d10
    Geth wrote: »
    /me rolls 1d10 -> 10 (sum:10)
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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp! I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    _J_ wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    I love the internet.

    I have managed to find what looks like quite a nice independent coffee shop in Stratford and know roughly how long it will take to walk from the car park I will be using to the coffee shop and then back to the RSC while taking in some of the sights and still making it in time for the 10:45am start for today's session.

    Yeah. Without the internet, a discussion with another human being would have been required.

    Dodged a bullet, there.

    Please don't be a twat, J.

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  • VariableVariable The Excellence of Execution Calgary, Albert CARegistered User regular
    _J_ wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    I love the internet.

    I have managed to find what looks like quite a nice independent coffee shop in Stratford and know roughly how long it will take to walk from the car park I will be using to the coffee shop and then back to the RSC while taking in some of the sights and still making it in time for the 10:45am start for today's session.

    Yeah. Without the internet, a discussion with another human being would have been required.

    Dodged a bullet, there.

    I was like, why is J being a dick? especially about something like this?

    but now I'm like wait I think J is being 100% serious, and I agree

    The best there is, the best there was, the best there ever will be
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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    So cass tell me about your dagoo.

    spacekungfuman wrote: »
    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar Registered User regular
    _J_ wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    It's funny when people ask me to smile. If I try to fake a smile it either looks like something is wrong with my intestines or I'm about to murder someone.

    I suggest employing this strategy:


    Been there, done that:

    http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y1/Incenjucar/HeresJackie.jpg

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    RMS Oceanic wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    RMS Oceanic wrote: »
    On a tangentally related subject to CISPA, the Daily Mail is having a campaign to block online porn. Under their proposal, adult sites would be blocked unless an adult "opted in" to see it.

    What does opting in entail?

    I only read the front page, and they were curiously vague about how their system works.

    you have to sign up for a registry, which the public has access to

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    So cass tell me about your dagoo.

    i can't describe it

    you have to see this woman's happy dog vagina to really understand it

    i can pm it if you want

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    RMS Oceanic wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    RMS Oceanic wrote: »
    On a tangentally related subject to CISPA, the Daily Mail is having a campaign to block online porn. Under their proposal, adult sites would be blocked unless an adult "opted in" to see it.

    What does opting in entail?

    I only read the front page, and they were curiously vague about how their system works.

    you have to sign up for a registry, which the public has access to

    Ah! Well that's stupid.

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  • Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco Registered User regular
    Jesus Christ

    I couldn't stop laughing at that picture for a good ten minutes

    My entire face hurts and my lungs are sore

    Cass is just browsing through immodest photos of ladies and I happen across the one and I'm just like

    "HOLD UP THAT WOMAN'S VAGINA LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE A DOG'S FACE"

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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    QUID

    hi

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    So cass tell me about your dagoo.

    i can't describe it

    you have to see this woman's happy dog vagina to really understand it

    i can pm it if you want

    I mean your dagoo.

    You dagoo PMing weirdo.
    Feral wrote: »
    QUID

    hi

    This is a person who is me at times!

    spacekungfuman wrote: »
    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
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  • VariableVariable The Excellence of Execution Calgary, Albert CARegistered User regular
    I ate garbage food for the first time in ages (like I don't even do here and there cheating becuase it throws me off really fast) but tonight I just went for it a little bit and I forgot that I'd actually physically feel shitty afterwards. fuck.

    The best there is, the best there was, the best there ever will be
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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Quid, I posted a picture of my girlfriend with your cat and nobody commented on how cute either one of them was.

    I am totally disappointed in chat right now.

    The only thing that can redeem chat is a PM of a picture of a vagina that looks like a dog's face and what are the chances of that happening anyway?

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Quid, I posted a picture of my girlfriend with your cat and nobody commented on how cute either one of them was.

    I am totally disappointed in chat right now.

    The only thing that can redeem chat is a PM of a picture of a vagina that looks like a dog's face and what are the chances of that happening anyway?

    Depends on Cass's testicles really.

    spacekungfuman wrote: »
    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
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  • EddyEddy i ain't afraid of no ghosts Registered User regular
    There's nothing wrong in a bad smile. It shows that you're at least trying to be a human being

    do you believe in something beautiful? // then get up and be it
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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    Krillin Owned #26 is the best one yet.

    spacekungfuman wrote: »
    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    There's nothing wrong in a bad smile. It shows that you're at least trying to be a human being

    The way my friends recoil in fear suggests otherwise.

    On the plus side, when I smile for real, I have the most goddamn blissful look.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    I ate garbage food for the first time in ages (like I don't even do here and there cheating becuase it throws me off really fast) but tonight I just went for it a little bit and I forgot that I'd actually physically feel shitty afterwards. fuck.

    you're a traitor to fats everywhere

    *shakes fist*

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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Quid, I posted a picture of my girlfriend with your cat and nobody commented on how cute either one of them was.

    I am totally disappointed in chat right now.

    The only thing that can redeem chat is a PM of a picture of a vagina that looks like a dog's face and what are the chances of that happening anyway?

    Depends on Cass's testicles really.

    I'm presuming they're more functional than Krogan testicles.

    I feel this is a safe presumption.

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    I ate garbage food for the first time in ages (like I don't even do here and there cheating becuase it throws me off really fast) but tonight I just went for it a little bit and I forgot that I'd actually physically feel shitty afterwards. fuck.

    Yeah.

    I'm amazed that people can eat fast food regularly and not die immediately afterwards.

    Wydrion wrote: »
    ...Or you can sit around in the thread calling _J_ a cocksucker, you know, whatever's more constructive.
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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Quid, I posted a picture of my girlfriend with your cat and nobody commented on how cute either one of them was.

    I am totally disappointed in chat right now.

    The only thing that can redeem chat is a PM of a picture of a vagina that looks like a dog's face and what are the chances of that happening anyway?

    Depends on Cass's testicles really.

    I'm presuming they're more functional than Krogan testicles.

    I feel this is a safe presumption.

    Certainly Krillin's.

    spacekungfuman wrote: »
    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    i'm being serious when i say your creepy smile is 50x better than your weird serial killer glare

    Really? Is it some kind of uncanny valley thing?

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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    i'm being serious when i say your creepy smile is 50x better than your weird serial killer glare

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  • VariableVariable The Excellence of Execution Calgary, Albert CARegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    I ate garbage food for the first time in ages (like I don't even do here and there cheating becuase it throws me off really fast) but tonight I just went for it a little bit and I forgot that I'd actually physically feel shitty afterwards. fuck.

    you're a traitor to fats everywhere

    *shakes fist*

    I almost @ you in that because I wanted to make sure I told you

    turns out it wasn't even really worth it. foods gone, I feel like shit.

    I think at this point the only thing that could cheer me up is a vagina that looks like a dog's face. and where the fuck am I gonna find something like that?

    The best there is, the best there was, the best there ever will be
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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    I am going to move two, maybe three, feet to my left and go to bed.

    Goodnight [Chat]bots.

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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Cass has rekindled my belief that there is always something new and wondrous in this world.

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
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  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    And Quid breaks a controller.

    Thank god for no kids.

    i know what would cheer you up

    Is it gratuitous picture of puppies, kittens, and possibly even ferrets?

    What about ferrets?

    ...

    Man now I miss my fuzzies

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