Tube Fucking Livestreaming Hitman Fucking 2 (Japan fucking done)

BornToHula

This is the greatest thing I have seen in recent memory. Please continue

UncleSporky

wait is young Malcolm McDowell seriously doing a Let's Play

TychoCelchuuu

"Guards are now looking for a suspicious ninja. Wow. Isn't that what we're all looking for?"

APODionysus

He's gonna upload the recordings right? Because I missed the first day due to work and heard it was great

Tamin

UncleSporky wrote: »

wait is young Malcolm McDowell seriously doing a Let's Play

Yeah. From what I understand, Handgimp added, "Tube must play Hitman 2" to the Child's Play auction thing... and it reached enough pledges (or, however that works. I am broke and didn't look into it).

It is hilarious.

TychoCelchuuu

"Every time this guy sees another ninja he's like YAME. Ooh, it's Terry. How's it going Terry."

TychoCelchuuu

"Almost hoisted by my own... treetard. That worked!"

"Hoisted by my own treetard. Instead of petard. Treetard. Tree. Tree."

Daedalus

"Oh shit on the tits of a dog!"

Handgimp

Tamin wrote: »

UncleSporky wrote: »

wait is young Malcolm McDowell seriously doing a Let's Play

Yeah. From what I understand, Handgimp added, "Tube must play Hitman 2" to the Child's Play auction thing... and it reached enough pledges (or, however that works. I am broke and didn't look into it).

It is hilarious.

Nah Tube came up with it, I just helped things along.

Daedalus

He's gonna be on this level all night or something, isn't he?

Tamin

Daedalus wrote: »

He's gonna be on this level all night or something, isn't he?

I'm expecting far longer.

Handgimp wrote: »

Nah Tube came up with it, I just helped things along.

Oh, nice.

Daedalus

Spoiler:

You need to go back one level, and finish the previous level with a sniper rifle, so you can take out the damn snipers.

I have never finished this level without killing the snipers.

TychoCelchuuu

hahah oh man the whole thing about "We Tree Kings of Orient Are" and George Clooney.

Tamin

Daedalus wrote: »

Spoiler:

You need to go back one level, and finish the previous level with a sniper rifle, so you can take out the damn snipers.

I have never finished this level without killing the snipers.

Spoiler:

are the guardhouses inaccessible otherwise? That seems ... well, the game is terrible, but that seems excessively so.

Daedalus

Tamin wrote: »

Daedalus wrote: »

Spoiler:

You need to go back one level, and finish the previous level with a sniper rifle, so you can take out the damn snipers.

I have never finished this level without killing the snipers.

Spoiler:

are the guardhouses inaccessible otherwise? That seems ... well, the game is terrible, but that seems excessively so.

Spoiler:

Yeah, as far as I can tell they are. This is the worst part of the game by far, and I actually liked this (admittedly terrible) game.

Tamin

Daedalus wrote: »

Tamin wrote: »

Daedalus wrote: »

Spoiler:

You need to go back one level, and finish the previous level with a sniper rifle, so you can take out the damn snipers.

I have never finished this level without killing the snipers.

Spoiler:

are the guardhouses inaccessible otherwise? That seems ... well, the game is terrible, but that seems excessively so.

Spoiler:

Yeah, as far as I can tell they are. This is the worst part of the game by far, and I actually liked this (admittedly terrible) game.

Gotcha.

As I was saying earlier, it has some good ideas. It's just buggy and has some many questionable design decisions.

TychoCelchuuu

"I hate Diana. If there's a way to slap someone with your dick that isn't sexist, I want to do that."

Neaden

So I've been in and out. Has there been any mention of the priest that you are supposed to be saving or has he just gone back to being a regular hitman.

Daedalus

Well, it's all downhill from here.

TychoCelchuuu

"Heyyyy there. What's going on with you guys? I'm... just having a squat."

Forar

TychoCelchuuu wrote: »

"Heyyyy there. What's going on with you guys? I'm... just having a squat."

Gotta get those quads ready for ski season after all.

Daedalus

Neaden wrote: »

So I've been in and out. Has there been any mention of the priest that you are supposed to be saving or has he just gone back to being a regular hitman.

Nah, he doesn't show up again until the end.

Neaden

So 47 pretty much goes from feeling repentent for all the lives he took to doing one last job to save his friend to just being a regular old hitman and killing a whole bunch of people again for no apparent reason? That is some great writing.

Daedalus

Neaden wrote: »

So 47 pretty much goes from feeling repentent for all the lives he took to doing one last job to save his friend to just being a regular old hitman and killing a whole bunch of people again for no apparent reason? That is some great writing.

That's basically the character development. "Yeah, this whole redemption thing isn't working for me; I'm going to go back to killing people."

TychoCelchuuu

Tube basically playing the game as DooM right now.

Bethryn

I would not want to be the guy that cleaned up the ninjas.

agoaj

" I would not want to be the guy who cleans up the ninjas"

Daedalus

"The solution just can't be run for it and kill sixty ninjas. I mean it should be..."

Bethryn

Spoiler:

Top exclamation mark I think?

Daedalus

Spoiler:

Keycard is on a shelf on the first floor.

edit: oh jesus, not that first floor, tube. It's that north exclamation point. The one you checked and missed it.

TychoCelchuuu

hahahahaha "You mean American first floor?" SE++ says it's near a Buddha statue.

Aistan

"Woah what a shitload of ninjas" is a phrase you never want to hear.

Drake

Ninja what?!

Doo dee doo dee doooo

Honk

hahhaha

SkutSkut

Haha he misfired.

TychoCelchuuu

ahahhahahahahahhaa

TychoCelchuuu

holy fucking shit hahahahahhahahahahahhahaha

Honk

Hahahaha alarm button

finnith

that was great

Aistan

Hahahah oh my god.