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Tube Fucking Playing Hitman Fucking 2 (fucking Japan fucking finished)

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  • Rock Lobster!Rock Lobster! Registered User regular
    I tried looking it up and the walkthrough for this level was stupidly convoluted and I got lost a few sentences in.

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    THAT'S A SIGN OF HOW WELL I'M DOING

    HOW MANY DEAD NINJAS THEY FIND

    LOOK THEY'RE STILL FINDING DEAD NINJAS

  • SparvySparvy Registered User regular
    According to a walkthrough its on some wooden panel where that Buddha statue is.

  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    american first floor? How does it work in other countries?

  • HandgimpHandgimp Registered User regular
    Bedlam wrote: »
    american first floor? How does it work in other countries?

    Ground floor (or 0) then incrementing upwards.

  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    The ground floor is on ground level, the first floor is the first one above it

    “When the last tree is cut, the last river poisoned, and the last fish dead, we will realise that we cannot eat money.”

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  • Firematic.Firematic. Registered User regular
    in america, first floor is the ground floor, whereas europeans use first floor as the one on top of that.

  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    NINJA WHAT

    “When the last tree is cut, the last river poisoned, and the last fish dead, we will realise that we cannot eat money.”

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Firematic. wrote: »
    in america, first floor is the ground floor, whereas everyone else use first floor as the one on top of that.

  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Firematic. wrote: »
    in america, first floor is the ground floor, whereas europeans use first floor as the one on top of that.
    Man what, we also do it that way!

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    this is some Purloined Letter stuff right here

  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Certified BrimperRegistered User regular
    Hahaha holy fuck that's a lotta ninjas

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  • FearghaillFearghaill Try to be kinder. You have no idea what people are going through.Registered User regular
    good thing he's being natural, and not acting at all suspicious with all those ninjas about.

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  • PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 Yeah, I know, I missed Registered User regular
    Binoculars, a hitman's deadliest weapon.

  • agoajagoaj One is the loneliest number you could ever chuRegistered User regular
    Binoculars, a hitman's deadliest weapon.

    Well he can use that to see their cocks and make commentary about them.

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  • PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 Yeah, I know, I missed Registered User regular
    It's a shame I was asleep for the previous mission, because the one thing I will never forget about this damn game is shooting a tower guard in the neck with the crossbow and him scratching his head and continuing as normal.

  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    You should always say ninja.

    And this is coming from a guy whos says ninja a lot.

    That ninja says ninja every day!

  • PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 Yeah, I know, I missed Registered User regular
    Oh god that button.

  • DuxDux A host to DarknessRegistered User regular
    David Bateson is a shit actor?

    Never seen him act in anything.

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    hahahhahahaa

    he presses it, thinking it calms down the security

    instead it warns the security to tighten

  • Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    oh god, that button

  • rhylithrhylith Registered User regular
    BOOSH

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    "Why, canonically, would Hitman press that button?? What's in it for him??"

  • AshcroftAshcroft I'm all about dem Yens, 'bout dem Yens No creditRegistered User regular
    The more annoyed Tube gets, the more he sounds like Eddie Izzard.

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  • DuxDux A host to DarknessRegistered User regular
    Hubris level rising.

  • DuxDux A host to DarknessRegistered User regular
    Also apparently David Bateson isn't in Hitman:Absolution.

  • Firematic.Firematic. Registered User regular
    tube is powered by hubris. It is a self-perpetuating cycle that can only be held in check by hordes of ninjas.

  • OrcaOrca Registered User regular
    The new plan, similar to the old plan, was apparently to get shot the shit out of :D

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    "Bioware I want to suck on your teets of gamingness".

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    I love how even after he pressed the "TIGHTEN THE SHIT OUT OF SECURITY" button, he still lasted longer in that level than in previous tries

  • SticksSticks Registered User regular
    Oh god, he's already in japan? I missed soo much!

  • OrcaOrca Registered User regular
    "See, this is what you get for fucking trusting people."

    evilthecat wrote: »
    "Bioware I want to suck on your teets of gamingness".

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    B_R wrote: »
    Dare I say "Tubris" ?

    you daren't

  • B_RB_R Registered User regular
    Dare I say "Tubris" ?

  • FearghaillFearghaill Try to be kinder. You have no idea what people are going through.Registered User regular
    the hitman sounds a lot like Garrett from Thief, at least in that opening monologue we've heard thirty thousand times.

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  • FearghaillFearghaill Try to be kinder. You have no idea what people are going through.Registered User regular
    treepanations was my joke, Tube. But I'll let you have it in return for all the entertainment you've provided today.

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  • FearghaillFearghaill Try to be kinder. You have no idea what people are going through.Registered User regular
    more like treepunation

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  • Firematic.Firematic. Registered User regular
    did...he just call himself a dirty girl?

  • jackisrealjackisreal Registered User
    the time travel is strong with this thread

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  • SticksSticks Registered User regular
    Tube, you are indeed the bomb.

    The dirty dirty bomb.

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Watching this has been a real treet, but I must leaf

    I'm gonna go out on a limb and say Tube will soon branch out and beat the level

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