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Tube Fucking Playing Hitman Fucking 2 (fucking Japan fucking finished)

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  • TurambarTurambar Avocado at law Registered User regular
    Yeah, I like how in Blood Money I will start clicking in panic and Hitman will just beat the shit out of a guard and suddenly I have a gun

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  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal Flo-ridaRegistered User regular
    also you can run at people in a frenzy and push them over rails


    oh yeah and you can shoot the bottom of that glass jacuzzi

    which is the greatest

  • ceresceres When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning And the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Larlar wrote: »
    Tube, I have two questions:
    1. How long was your first livestream?
    2. Give it to me.

    This.

    I swam upon the Devil's lake
    But never, never, never, never
    I'll never make the same mistake
    No never, never, never
  • PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 Koo! Registered User regular
    I'd forgotten about pushing people over in Blood Money, that was very fun when pulled off right.

    - Fixed a bug where the Moon was upside down.
    - Fixed a weird door.
  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Red King Registered User regular
    I'll say it again, I would pay for like a downloadable MP4 of this, especially if money went to Child's Play.

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  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    I'd do the same since I missed this.

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  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA admin
    Alright well let's see what I can arrange

  • Dongs GaloreDongs Galore Sweet mother Make it happenRegistered User regular
    I wanna watch mo' Hitmans already

  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    Hm. Did the first level of Blood Money.
    Snuck into the house, grabbed the VIP outfit, scaled a rain gutter outside the older guy's room, poisoned him, walked out, planted the mine around the corner of the house, snuck back to my suit, detonated the mine to distract the guards, then snuck down to the son. And nailed him.

  • JoeUserJoeUser Registered User regular
    So which are the non-bad Hitman games?

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  • Lord_SnotLord_Snot STRAIGHT MURDEROUS ATTORNEY AT LAWRegistered User regular
    JoeUser wrote: »
    So which are the non-bad Hitman games?

    Blood Money.

    I'm not sure about the first, but Contracts is mediocre, and Blood Money is fucking excellent, one of the best stealth games evar.

  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal Flo-ridaRegistered User regular
    Blood Money should be in the Smithsonian

  • gtrmpgtrmp Registered User regular
    Contracts and Codename 47 both have some great levels, but going back to either of them (especially 47) after playing Blood Money can be pretty fucking painful.

  • PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    I wanna watch mo' Hitmans already

    Hitmen

  • HandgimpHandgimp Registered User regular
    Peccavi wrote: »
    I wanna watch mo' Hitmans already

    Hitmen

    Watch out, you're making the same mistake Roommate did...

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  • NothingNothing ( •︵•) Registered User regular
    Climbing on top of the elevator in the porn tycoon level of Blood Money, and seeing how many party guests I could catch with the fibre wire amused me to no end.

  • ArangArang Registered User regular
    was there any way inside the mansion during the wedding level besides taking the drunk guy's costume? because I only ever did that and the time where I shot everyone

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  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal Flo-ridaRegistered User regular
    Arang wrote: »
    was there any way inside the mansion during the wedding level besides taking the drunk guy's costume? because I only ever did that and the time where I shot everyone

    You can enter the mansion with your default suit. You just need to
    get the VIP pass from a sleeping guy in a shack near the starting area

  • JoeUserJoeUser Registered User regular
    So how did Tube get past the level with the elevator when he over wrote a save with almost no life?

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    JoeUser wrote: »
    So how did Tube get past the level with the elevator when he over wrote a save with almost no life?
    Sheer willpower.

  • HandgimpHandgimp Registered User regular
    Bedlam wrote: »
    JoeUser wrote: »
    So how did Tube get past the level with the elevator when he over wrote a save with almost no life?
    Sheer willpower.

    It was pretty epic.

    Also, luck. Although 'tis better to be lucky than good. :p

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  • Alistair HuttonAlistair Hutton Dr EdinburghRegistered User regular
    I think the next level is the one where I literally ran between two guards to the exit point with blood drenched murder axe in hand and somehow got the perfect rating because they didn't finish alerting. The level after is the one I think where I shouted, "I've had enough of this fucking bullshit" and just shot everyone for the rest of the game.

    Then I vowed never to play another fucking Hitman game against because the people telling me Hitman was a good game series were clearly liars.

    I have a thoughtful and infrequently updated blog about games http://whatithinkaboutwhenithinkaboutgames.wordpress.com/

    I made a game, it has penguins in it. It's pay what you like on Gumroad.

    Currently Ebaying Nothing at all but I might do in the future.
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    Woo

    Did the Opera in Blood Money last night. Took a while to figure out the map but it was pretty great getting Silent Assassin on it.

    Need to go back and redo the first level with the father/son, had a couple witnesses.

  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal Flo-ridaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2012
    I've never figured out how to get into the light room on Opera.

    Usually what I do is
    climb to the top of the building, drop down a hole in the attic to a construction platform thing, wait for the spectator target to lean up against the balcony, shoot him in the head

    then run down and plant the fake gun


    Which is a very non-Silent Assassin way to do things.


    I have no idea who holds the keycard to the light room, and I've killed plenty of folk to try to find out

    Jasconius on
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    Ah, what I did was
    Drug the maintenance guy in the bathroom, grab his outfit, run downstairs by the coatroom, through a bunch of hallways and whatnot to get to the winch holding up the chandelier, plant the mine there, swap the guns, and hide in the upper floor of the operahouse. After the singer gets shot the other guy runs down the aisle to see him and stumbles, blow the mine and the chandelier crashes down on him. Gotta be careful not to hit anyone else, though.

  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella tube Registered User regular
    The keycard is in a room backstage somewhere.

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  • ArangArang Registered User regular
    I once got silent assassin on the opera level by
    walking up to the under construction gallery, knocking out the guard, sniping the actor in time with the music, turning and immediately shooting the other guy, then dropping the gun, running downstairs and leaving

    which is weird

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  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA admin
    If no one saw you, the weapon was silenced and you only killed the targets, that's silent assassin.

  • ArangArang Registered User regular
    but surely the eight dudes standing right there must have found the body?

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    It has to be the jump cut dealy where it shows someone inspecting the body for it to count as 'discovering' a body. You have a short window of time before that happens to get out of dodge.

  • Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    I sure hope this game is good

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  • OrcaOrca Registered User regular
    Hah, the end of that trailer looks like they ripped off Equilibrium.

    I'm ok with this, because that movie was awesome.

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    "Bioware I want to suck on your teets of gamingness".

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  • TurambarTurambar Avocado at law Registered User regular
    Hitbatman: Arkham Assassin

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  • Platypus BeirutPlatypus Beirut Registered User regular
    You'd think that having a barcode tattooed to the back of your head would be a liability for an assassin.

  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA admin
    You are the 14 billionth person to have pointed that out.

  • DuxDux A host to DarknessRegistered User regular
    I can't wait for Hitman:Absolution.

    Blood money was so good.

  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    Blood Money was such a breath of fresh air that I could actually inhale it instead of choking and complaining about the stink of rotting flesh

    EDIT: This analogy was doomed from the start

    Edcrab on
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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Golden slumbers fill your eyes Smiles await you when you riseRegistered User regular
    I changed my mind, I'd rather see Tube play Indigo Prophecy (Fahrenheit) than The Force Unleashed.

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    The force unleashed would never be any fun to watch.

    Oh look. A bunch a boring looking enemies.

    Oh look, my powers aren't working.

    Oh no. A shitty QT event.

  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Are people actually hopeful for the new hitman?

    I don't claim to be an expert on the series, but it seems like a fairly large departure?

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