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Tube Fucking Playing Hitman Fucking 2 (fucking Japan fucking finished)

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  • TurambarTurambar Avocado at law Registered User regular
    Yeah, I like how in Blood Money I will start clicking in panic and Hitman will just beat the shit out of a guard and suddenly I have a gun

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  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal Flo-ridaRegistered User regular
    also you can run at people in a frenzy and push them over rails


    oh yeah and you can shoot the bottom of that glass jacuzzi

    which is the greatest

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  • ceresceres Let the storm rage on The cold never bothered me anywayRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Larlar wrote: »
    Tube, I have two questions:
    1. How long was your first livestream?
    2. Give it to me.

    This.

    No wonder I want to wrap you up and take you home
    I'm looking forward to the chance to meet again, but then again it all depends
    Suddenly I'm not so sure that intentions can be pure
    If I could just throw all my doubts into the wind I think that they'd come back again
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  • PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 Yeah, I know, I missed Registered User regular
    I'd forgotten about pushing people over in Blood Money, that was very fun when pulled off right.

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  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Cause No One Lives Forever! But Evil Never Dies!Registered User regular
    I'll say it again, I would pay for like a downloadable MP4 of this, especially if money went to Child's Play.

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  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    I'd do the same since I missed this.

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  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA admin
    Alright well let's see what I can arrange

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  • Dongs GaloreDongs Galore Fartin' Johnny Treason, at your serviceRegistered User regular
    I wanna watch mo' Hitmans already

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Certified BrimperRegistered User regular
    Hm. Did the first level of Blood Money.
    Spoiler:

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Registered User regular
    So which are the non-bad Hitman games?

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  • Lord_SnotLord_Snot Registered User regular
    JoeUser wrote: »
    So which are the non-bad Hitman games?

    Blood Money.

    I'm not sure about the first, but Contracts is mediocre, and Blood Money is fucking excellent, one of the best stealth games evar.

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  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal Flo-ridaRegistered User regular
    Blood Money should be in the Smithsonian

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  • gtrmpgtrmp Registered User regular
    Contracts and Codename 47 both have some great levels, but going back to either of them (especially 47) after playing Blood Money can be pretty fucking painful.

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  • PeccaviPeccavi oh... oh my!Registered User regular
    I wanna watch mo' Hitmans already

    Hitmen

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  • HandgimpHandgimp Registered User regular
    Peccavi wrote: »
    I wanna watch mo' Hitmans already

    Hitmen

    Watch out, you're making the same mistake Roommate did...

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  • NothingNothing ( •︵•) Registered User regular
    Climbing on top of the elevator in the porn tycoon level of Blood Money, and seeing how many party guests I could catch with the fibre wire amused me to no end.

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  • ArangArang Registered User regular
    was there any way inside the mansion during the wedding level besides taking the drunk guy's costume? because I only ever did that and the time where I shot everyone

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  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal Flo-ridaRegistered User regular
    Arang wrote: »
    was there any way inside the mansion during the wedding level besides taking the drunk guy's costume? because I only ever did that and the time where I shot everyone

    You can enter the mansion with your default suit. You just need to
    Spoiler:

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Registered User regular
    So how did Tube get past the level with the elevator when he over wrote a save with almost no life?

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    JoeUser wrote: »
    So how did Tube get past the level with the elevator when he over wrote a save with almost no life?
    Sheer willpower.

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  • HandgimpHandgimp Registered User regular
    Bedlam wrote: »
    JoeUser wrote: »
    So how did Tube get past the level with the elevator when he over wrote a save with almost no life?
    Sheer willpower.

    It was pretty epic.

    Also, luck. Although 'tis better to be lucky than good. :p

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  • Alistair HuttonAlistair Hutton Dr EdinburghRegistered User regular
    I think the next level is the one where I literally ran between two guards to the exit point with blood drenched murder axe in hand and somehow got the perfect rating because they didn't finish alerting. The level after is the one I think where I shouted, "I've had enough of this fucking bullshit" and just shot everyone for the rest of the game.

    Then I vowed never to play another fucking Hitman game against because the people telling me Hitman was a good game series were clearly liars.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Certified BrimperRegistered User regular
    Woo

    Did the Opera in Blood Money last night. Took a while to figure out the map but it was pretty great getting Silent Assassin on it.

    Need to go back and redo the first level with the father/son, had a couple witnesses.

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  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal Flo-ridaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2012
    I've never figured out how to get into the light room on Opera.

    Usually what I do is
    Spoiler:


    Which is a very non-Silent Assassin way to do things.


    I have no idea who holds the keycard to the light room, and I've killed plenty of folk to try to find out

    Jasconius on
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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Certified BrimperRegistered User regular
    Ah, what I did was
    Spoiler:

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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    The keycard is in a room backstage somewhere.

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  • ArangArang Registered User regular
    I once got silent assassin on the opera level by
    Spoiler:

    which is weird

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  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA admin
    If no one saw you, the weapon was silenced and you only killed the targets, that's silent assassin.

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  • ArangArang Registered User regular
    but surely the eight dudes standing right there must have found the body?

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Certified BrimperRegistered User regular
    It has to be the jump cut dealy where it shows someone inspecting the body for it to count as 'discovering' a body. You have a short window of time before that happens to get out of dodge.

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  • Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    I sure hope this game is good

    Beef Avenger on
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  • OrcaOrca Registered User regular
    Hah, the end of that trailer looks like they ripped off Equilibrium.

    I'm ok with this, because that movie was awesome.

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  • TurambarTurambar Avocado at law Registered User regular
    Hitbatman: Arkham Assassin

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  • Platypus BeirutPlatypus Beirut Registered User regular
    You'd think that having a barcode tattooed to the back of your head would be a liability for an assassin.

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  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA admin
    You are the 14 billionth person to have pointed that out.

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  • DuxDux A host to DarknessRegistered User regular
    I can't wait for Hitman:Absolution.

    Blood money was so good.

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    Blood Money was such a breath of fresh air that I could actually inhale it instead of choking and complaining about the stink of rotting flesh

    EDIT: This analogy was doomed from the start

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades YOU get a hellbat! YOU get a hellbat! Everybody gets a hellbat!Registered User regular
    I changed my mind, I'd rather see Tube play Indigo Prophecy (Fahrenheit) than The Force Unleashed.

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    Man, if I could get a 3D printer that could fabricate a vagina, I'd never leave the house again.
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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    The force unleashed would never be any fun to watch.

    Oh look. A bunch a boring looking enemies.

    Oh look, my powers aren't working.

    Oh no. A shitty QT event.

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Are people actually hopeful for the new hitman?

    I don't claim to be an expert on the series, but it seems like a fairly large departure?

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