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  • HonkHonk Registered User regular
    My first "girlfriend" from back in sixth grade, with whom I've had no contact for about ten years, is apparently going to be in a porn film.

    This is very interesting!

  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    My first "girlfriend" from back in sixth grade, with whom I've had no contact for about ten years, is apparently going to be in a porn film.

    This is very interesting!
    How did you come across this news?

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    My first "girlfriend" from back in sixth grade, with whom I've had no contact for about ten years, is apparently going to be in a porn film.

    This is very interesting!

    I hope she shares with you.

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    Richy wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    My first "girlfriend" from back in sixth grade, with whom I've had no contact for about ten years, is apparently going to be in a porn film.

    This is very interesting!
    How did you come across this news?

    He hasn't yet.

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    Also, I wanted to double-check with [chat]: being in a crappy relationship for sex is a bad idea, right? So, being in a crappy semi-relationship for the vague hope of sex in an unspecified future would be downright stupid?

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  • MrMisterMrMister 7 cards in hand Registered User regular
    Richy wrote: »
    Also, I wanted to double-check with [chat]: being in a crappy relationship for sex is a bad idea, right? So, being in a crappy semi-relationship for the vague hope of sex in an unspecified future would be downright stupid?

    yup

    Valuing scholarship above all else, the inhabitants of the Ivory Tower reward those who sacrifice power for knowledge.
  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    MrMister wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Also, I wanted to double-check with [chat]: being in a crappy relationship for sex is a bad idea, right? So, being in a crappy semi-relationship for the vague hope of sex in an unspecified future would be downright stupid?

    yup
    But what if the girl is really hot and your last sexual experience was a handjob over a year ago?

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    Not that it's my situation, you understand. Just academic curiosity.

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  • TavTav Registered User regular
    Everytime someone mentions Bubsy, I always have to go watch Bubsy-guy's videos

    they're amazing

  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    I met an old classmate that has kept contact with her. She also changed her name to Angel.

    I am going to google this every day for the next year until something shows up.

    Yeah, how many porn movies using the word "Angel" could there be anyway?

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  • HonkHonk Registered User regular
    I met an old classmate that has kept contact with her. She also changed her name to Angel.

    I am going to google this every day for the next year until something shows up.

  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    Why is Droopy Dog playing that game?

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  • 21stCentury21stCentury Raiding Relics Everyday Registered User regular
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Nova_C wrote: »
    Inq, what happened?

    Sorry left for work after you asked this. I got accepted to teach English in Japan for a year.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    My first "girlfriend" from back in sixth grade, with whom I've had no contact for about ten years, is apparently going to be in a porn film.

    This is very interesting!

    My first "girlfriend" from the sixth grade got hit by a drunk driver while walking home from school and died.

    You win this round.

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  • Disco TerrierDisco Terrier Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    Everytime someone mentions Bubsy, I always have to go watch Bubsy-guy's videos

    they're amazing

    http://ww w.youtube.com/watch?v=25bjSoyXlw0

    Is this guy still alive? he updates very little for someone with such severe OCD.

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  • Form of Monkey!Form of Monkey! Registered User regular
    MrMister wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Also, I wanted to double-check with [chat]: being in a crappy relationship for sex is a bad idea, right? So, being in a crappy semi-relationship for the vague hope of sex in an unspecified future would be downright stupid?

    yup

    You have to evaluate the quality of the sex, too, not just the quality of the relationship. Are we talking the best sex you've ever had? Or low energy BJs, cankles, and a muffin top to go along with a woman who will gladly forget your own birthday?

    Because you'd be surprised how many times a "bad" relationship turns out to be a petty overemphasis on minor incompatibilities or personality traits, if two people are actually satisfying each other in bed.

    That's real monkeytalk right there. It don't get no realer.

    Form of Monkey! on
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Sorry, that was overly dark.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    Everytime someone mentions Bubsy, I always have to go watch Bubsy-guy's videos

    they're amazing

    http://ww w.youtube.com/watch?v=25bjSoyXlw0

    Is this guy still alive? he updates very little for someone with such severe OCD.

    http://www.ulillillia.us/mainindex.shtml

    Is his main site. Been a bit since he's updated that too.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    Aldo wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    I want to play gw2 but I do not have the video card for it

    Play GW1 instead. It's rad.

    It doesn't exactly sound like my cup of tea

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    inq, did that really happen or are you fucking around

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  • TavTav Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    Everytime someone mentions Bubsy, I always have to go watch Bubsy-guy's videos

    they're amazing

    http://ww w.youtube.com/watch?v=25bjSoyXlw0

    Is this guy still alive? he updates very little for someone with such severe OCD.

    He updated his site back in November apparently.

  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    MrMister wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Also, I wanted to double-check with [chat]: being in a crappy relationship for sex is a bad idea, right? So, being in a crappy semi-relationship for the vague hope of sex in an unspecified future would be downright stupid?

    yup

    You have to evaluate the quality of the sex, too, not just the quality of the relationship. Are we talking the best sex you've ever had? Or low energy BJs, cankles, and a muffin top to go along with a woman who will gladly forget your own birthday?

    Because you'd be surprised how many times a "bad" relationship turns out to be a petty overemphasis on minor incompatibilities or personality traits, if two people are actually satisfying each other in bed.

    That's real monkeytalk right there. It don't get no realer.

    Right now we're not talking about any sex at all. We're talking about a lot of talk and a brief glance at a naked pic of her. To go along with a woman that is routinely hours late for our dates and gets upset at me for being unhappy about it.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    inq, did that really happen or are you fucking around

    That really happened, while she was in Jr. High. One of my other friends from elementary died as a passenger in a car crash in highschool when the driver decided that he should race on surface streets.

    There's a reason drunk/reckless driving is a hotbutton issue for me.

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  • ronyaronya hmmm over there!Registered User regular
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    ronya on
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    That sounds like way too much bullshit for someone you are not actively sticking your dick in.

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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    Richy wrote: »
    MrMister wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Also, I wanted to double-check with [chat]: being in a crappy relationship for sex is a bad idea, right? So, being in a crappy semi-relationship for the vague hope of sex in an unspecified future would be downright stupid?

    yup

    You have to evaluate the quality of the sex, too, not just the quality of the relationship. Are we talking the best sex you've ever had? Or low energy BJs, cankles, and a muffin top to go along with a woman who will gladly forget your own birthday?

    Because you'd be surprised how many times a "bad" relationship turns out to be a petty overemphasis on minor incompatibilities or personality traits, if two people are actually satisfying each other in bed.

    That's real monkeytalk right there. It don't get no realer.

    Right now we're not talking about any sex at all. We're talking about a lot of talk and a brief glance at a naked pic of her. To go along with a woman that is routinely hours late for our dates and gets upset at me for being unhappy about it.

    This sounds like a solid basis for an HA drama thread in the future.

    Dis' wrote: »
    Cancer is when cells stop letting the body mooch off their hard work - clearly a community of like-minded cells should isolate themselves and do the best job each can do, even if the rest of the body collapses!
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    my exgirlfriend is an 'alternative model' and does webcam shows

  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    Richy wrote: »
    MrMister wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Also, I wanted to double-check with [chat]: being in a crappy relationship for sex is a bad idea, right? So, being in a crappy semi-relationship for the vague hope of sex in an unspecified future would be downright stupid?

    yup

    You have to evaluate the quality of the sex, too, not just the quality of the relationship. Are we talking the best sex you've ever had? Or low energy BJs, cankles, and a muffin top to go along with a woman who will gladly forget your own birthday?

    Because you'd be surprised how many times a "bad" relationship turns out to be a petty overemphasis on minor incompatibilities or personality traits, if two people are actually satisfying each other in bed.

    That's real monkeytalk right there. It don't get no realer.

    Right now we're not talking about any sex at all. We're talking about a lot of talk and a brief glance at a naked pic of her. To go along with a woman that is routinely hours late for our dates and gets upset at me for being unhappy about it.

    This sounds like a solid basis for an HA drama thread in the future.

    Right now I'm not thinking of letting it get to HA thread levels. In fact right now I don't see any reason to keep this going at all, save what my imagination filled in for sex given the above-mentioned talk and pic.

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  • Form of Monkey!Form of Monkey! Registered User regular
    Richy wrote: »
    MrMister wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Also, I wanted to double-check with [chat]: being in a crappy relationship for sex is a bad idea, right? So, being in a crappy semi-relationship for the vague hope of sex in an unspecified future would be downright stupid?

    yup

    You have to evaluate the quality of the sex, too, not just the quality of the relationship. Are we talking the best sex you've ever had? Or low energy BJs, cankles, and a muffin top to go along with a woman who will gladly forget your own birthday?

    Because you'd be surprised how many times a "bad" relationship turns out to be a petty overemphasis on minor incompatibilities or personality traits, if two people are actually satisfying each other in bed.

    That's real monkeytalk right there. It don't get no realer.

    Right now we're not talking about any sex at all. We're talking about a lot of talk and a brief glance at a naked pic of her. To go along with a woman that is routinely hours late for our dates and gets upset at me for being unhappy about it.

    Oh, then you've got to do this. You see that?

    Wait I forgot that's not how the internet works. You can't see what I just did there.

    I just dropped my keys to the ground. Which is what you need to do. Drop her. Spread your wings and fly away.

    She's either one of those The Rules-reading gamesmanship ladies--and what man needs that shit in their lives--or else she's too self-involved to even give you a heads up on stuff like this.

    Either way, there would be a lot of you begging and begging for sexual intimacy in the future, that other men with other ladies would be getting just as standard practice anyway, because they have feelings for the other person and it's a fun way for adults to express those feelings, etc.

    But no, instead, you'd be the guy begging for head on New Year's Eve, and then getting a disinterested HJ 4 days later. That would be Future You. Not too appealing, is it?

  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    Richy wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    MrMister wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Also, I wanted to double-check with [chat]: being in a crappy relationship for sex is a bad idea, right? So, being in a crappy semi-relationship for the vague hope of sex in an unspecified future would be downright stupid?

    yup

    You have to evaluate the quality of the sex, too, not just the quality of the relationship. Are we talking the best sex you've ever had? Or low energy BJs, cankles, and a muffin top to go along with a woman who will gladly forget your own birthday?

    Because you'd be surprised how many times a "bad" relationship turns out to be a petty overemphasis on minor incompatibilities or personality traits, if two people are actually satisfying each other in bed.

    That's real monkeytalk right there. It don't get no realer.

    Right now we're not talking about any sex at all. We're talking about a lot of talk and a brief glance at a naked pic of her. To go along with a woman that is routinely hours late for our dates and gets upset at me for being unhappy about it.

    This sounds like a solid basis for an HA drama thread in the future.

    Right now I'm not thinking of letting it get to HA thread levels. In fact right now I don't see any reason to keep this going at all, save what my imagination filled in for sex given the above-mentioned talk and pic.

    If there's one thing HA and prostitution teaches us, it's that the value of sex compared to money and sanity is relatively low.

    Dis' wrote: »
    Cancer is when cells stop letting the body mooch off their hard work - clearly a community of like-minded cells should isolate themselves and do the best job each can do, even if the rest of the body collapses!
  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    Richy wrote: »
    MrMister wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Also, I wanted to double-check with [chat]: being in a crappy relationship for sex is a bad idea, right? So, being in a crappy semi-relationship for the vague hope of sex in an unspecified future would be downright stupid?

    yup

    You have to evaluate the quality of the sex, too, not just the quality of the relationship. Are we talking the best sex you've ever had? Or low energy BJs, cankles, and a muffin top to go along with a woman who will gladly forget your own birthday?

    Because you'd be surprised how many times a "bad" relationship turns out to be a petty overemphasis on minor incompatibilities or personality traits, if two people are actually satisfying each other in bed.

    That's real monkeytalk right there. It don't get no realer.

    Right now we're not talking about any sex at all. We're talking about a lot of talk and a brief glance at a naked pic of her. To go along with a woman that is routinely hours late for our dates and gets upset at me for being unhappy about it.

    Oh, then you've got to do this. You see that?

    Wait I forgot that's not how the internet works. You can't see what I just did there.

    I just dropped my keys to the ground. Which is what you need to do. Drop her. Spread your wings and fly away.

    She's either one of those The Rules-reading gamesmanship ladies--and what man needs that shit in their lives--or else she's too self-involved to even give you a heads up on stuff like this.

    Either way, there would be a lot of you begging and begging for sexual intimacy in the future, that other men with other ladies would be getting just as standard practice anyway, because they have feelings for the other person and it's a fun way for adults to express those feelings, etc.

    But no, instead, you'd be the guy begging for head on New Year's Eve, and then getting a disinterested HJ 4 days later. That would be Future You. Not too appealing, is it?

    No, it's not appealing. And it's an uncomfortably close description of the current state of our relationship. And it is not the relationship I want, at all. In fact, it's the opposite of it.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    If you don't want it don't have it. Drop her like a bad habit.

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  • poshnialloposhniallo Registered User regular
    Richy wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    MrMister wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Also, I wanted to double-check with [chat]: being in a crappy relationship for sex is a bad idea, right? So, being in a crappy semi-relationship for the vague hope of sex in an unspecified future would be downright stupid?

    yup

    You have to evaluate the quality of the sex, too, not just the quality of the relationship. Are we talking the best sex you've ever had? Or low energy BJs, cankles, and a muffin top to go along with a woman who will gladly forget your own birthday?

    Because you'd be surprised how many times a "bad" relationship turns out to be a petty overemphasis on minor incompatibilities or personality traits, if two people are actually satisfying each other in bed.

    That's real monkeytalk right there. It don't get no realer.

    Right now we're not talking about any sex at all. We're talking about a lot of talk and a brief glance at a naked pic of her. To go along with a woman that is routinely hours late for our dates and gets upset at me for being unhappy about it.

    Oh, then you've got to do this. You see that?

    Wait I forgot that's not how the internet works. You can't see what I just did there.

    I just dropped my keys to the ground. Which is what you need to do. Drop her. Spread your wings and fly away.

    She's either one of those The Rules-reading gamesmanship ladies--and what man needs that shit in their lives--or else she's too self-involved to even give you a heads up on stuff like this.

    Either way, there would be a lot of you begging and begging for sexual intimacy in the future, that other men with other ladies would be getting just as standard practice anyway, because they have feelings for the other person and it's a fun way for adults to express those feelings, etc.

    But no, instead, you'd be the guy begging for head on New Year's Eve, and then getting a disinterested HJ 4 days later. That would be Future You. Not too appealing, is it?

    No, it's not appealing. And it's an uncomfortably close description of the current state of our relationship. And it is not the relationship I want, at all. In fact, it's the opposite of it.

    Terrible idea, sorry.

    If you want sex, go to a club and have a one-night stand.

    You seem like a very nice person, I don't know why you are even considering this.

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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    Richy don't you teach at a college?

    What's the policy on banging students?

    Dis' wrote: »
    Cancer is when cells stop letting the body mooch off their hard work - clearly a community of like-minded cells should isolate themselves and do the best job each can do, even if the rest of the body collapses!
  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    Richy don't you teach at a college?

    What's the policy on banging students?

    if it's like most UK universities, it's not allowed unless you're shagging them before they matriculate.

  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    poshniallo wrote: »
    You seem like a very nice person, I don't know why you are even considering this.
    Thanks for the compliment. And I was considering it because she's hot and I'm stupid at relationships.

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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    Also I like the time travelling posts. It adds excitement.

    Dis' wrote: »
    Cancer is when cells stop letting the body mooch off their hard work - clearly a community of like-minded cells should isolate themselves and do the best job each can do, even if the rest of the body collapses!
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    We all do stupid things for sexy people from time to time. They are like wizards.

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Richy don't you teach at a college?

    What's the policy on banging students?

    if it's like most UK universities, it's not allowed unless you're shagging them before they matriculate.

    Banging a student in my classes is a big no-no, but as far as I know there are no rules about banging a student in another program that I have no professional connection to. That said, while I'd be happy to meet a student off-campus, I don't want to become known as the prof who tries to pick up students around campus.

    And as a side-note, I teach at a university, not a college.

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