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  • EddyEddy i ain't afraid of no ghosts Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    thanks to the miracle of teledildonics, one no longer needs to be in the same hemisphere to have sex with someone else

    The kids call it 'interfacing' now

    do you believe in something beautiful? // then get up and be it
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  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Registered User regular
    man, time-traveling posts all up ins

    Spoiler:
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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    guys I spent today up to my elbows in hot caulk

    spreading and thrusting

    filling all the holes
    jacob

    do you want to affect masses in a little bit

    6:45 your time be ok? I'm gonna make something to eat.
    yeah that'll be fine

    taking a break myself for a bit

    Per3th.jpg
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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    and the interior of your new dodge is outfitted with corinthian leather

    archer: corinth is famous for its leather!

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  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Oh man and harley quinn totally took off her top at the party to show me how her bra gave her such excellent cleavage.

    Wait, is this girl real? Are you just using using code names? I'm confused.

    Sorry, it's from the sex. 8-)

    She was dressed up as Harley Quinn.

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp! I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Elendil wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    guys I spent today up to my elbows in hot caulk

    spreading and thrusting

    filling all the holes
    jacob

    do you want to affect masses in a little bit

    6:45 your time be ok? I'm gonna make something to eat.

    moiXe.gif
    Actual Play: Mage: the Awakening - At the Edge of All Things
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  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    when am I not taking the piss

    Google Talk: ludious83 My Blog: The Caustic Geek
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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    guys I spent today up to my elbows in hot caulk

    spreading and thrusting

    filling all the holes
    jacob

    do you want to affect masses in a little bit

    I do
    gettin' tired from carryin' all these guys

    tried to take quid and gooey through geth white gold, but we got a hack objective on wave ten and wiped

    take a load off your shoulders, baby

    *reave warble*

    just relax

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    Captain Carrot wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Captain Carrot wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Captain Carrot wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    mim got laid

    captain carrot isn't posting

    i sense a pattern emerging

    shut up, I'm here

    finished that cigarette, then?

    :O
    I don't smoke and Mim and I have never met in person.

    a likely story

    I may see you both for the first time at the NYC/NJ thing.

    i thought mim wasn't coming to that

    are you?

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  • EddyEddy i ain't afraid of no ghosts Registered User regular
    Harley Quinn took her top off at a party so everyone could see her cleavage better? And you think the other girls were desperate and sad?

    do you believe in something beautiful? // then get up and be it
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  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Captain Carrot wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Captain Carrot wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    mim got laid

    captain carrot isn't posting

    i sense a pattern emerging

    shut up, I'm here

    finished that cigarette, then?

    :O
    I don't smoke and Mim and I have never met in person.

    a likely story

    I may see you both for the first time at the NYC/NJ thing.

    Spoiler:
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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    i will mass some effects IN ONE HOUR.

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Captain Carrot wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Captain Carrot wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Captain Carrot wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    mim got laid

    captain carrot isn't posting

    i sense a pattern emerging

    shut up, I'm here

    finished that cigarette, then?

    :O
    I don't smoke and Mim and I have never met in person.

    a likely story

    I may see you both for the first time at the NYC/NJ thing.

    i thought mim wasn't coming to that

    are you?

    He's not talking about the Avengers thing. He's talking about if we do something this summer (especially the 4th of July thing if we get that going).

    oh ok

    carrot if we do an independence day bbq i must insist on one principled rule: you do not take off your shirt

    i will be enforcing this with doormen

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  • MimMim Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Captain Carrot wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Captain Carrot wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Captain Carrot wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    mim got laid

    captain carrot isn't posting

    i sense a pattern emerging

    shut up, I'm here

    finished that cigarette, then?

    :O
    I don't smoke and Mim and I have never met in person.

    a likely story

    I may see you both for the first time at the NYC/NJ thing.

    i thought mim wasn't coming to that

    are you?

    He's not talking about the Avengers thing. He's talking about if we do something this summer (especially the 4th of July thing if we get that going).

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  • PodlyPodly RUDEASS TITTIES Registered User regular
    hello

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
    biden%20sig.png
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  • Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco Registered User regular
    Man I got some mad cravings and the usual low calorieish things I generally turn to are not available

    Cereal? Some dong drank all the milk

    Jerky? Nearest place is gonna be about an hour round trip on foot

    I could just man up and get out there but it would be so much more efficient to just wait until tomorrow when I have to go out that way anyway

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  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Captain Carrot wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Captain Carrot wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Captain Carrot wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    mim got laid

    captain carrot isn't posting

    i sense a pattern emerging

    shut up, I'm here

    finished that cigarette, then?

    :O
    I don't smoke and Mim and I have never met in person.

    a likely story

    I may see you both for the first time at the NYC/NJ thing.

    i thought mim wasn't coming to that

    are you?

    He's not talking about the Avengers thing. He's talking about if we do something this summer (especially the 4th of July thing if we get that going).

    oh ok

    carrot if we do an independence day bbq i must insist on one principled rule: you do not take off your shirt

    i will be enforcing this with doormen

    what the shit

    I never take off my shirt normally

    why is this a rule you feel you have to enforce

    Spoiler:
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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    carrot if we do an independence day bbq i must insist on one principled rule: you do not take off your shirt

    Are you afraid you'll fall in love, chu? Are you afraid carrot will break your heart?

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Wikipedia wrote:
    Starstreak is a British short range surface-to-air missile (also known as MANPADS)

    gosh I wonder why they went with Starstreak

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  • TavTav Registered User regular
    I'm really hoping I can find people who care little enough about their exams to go to a bar tomorrow to watch football...

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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    Captain Carrot wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Captain Carrot wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Captain Carrot wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Captain Carrot wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    mim got laid

    captain carrot isn't posting

    i sense a pattern emerging

    shut up, I'm here

    finished that cigarette, then?

    :O
    I don't smoke and Mim and I have never met in person.

    a likely story

    I may see you both for the first time at the NYC/NJ thing.

    i thought mim wasn't coming to that

    are you?

    He's not talking about the Avengers thing. He's talking about if we do something this summer (especially the 4th of July thing if we get that going).

    oh ok

    carrot if we do an independence day bbq i must insist on one principled rule: you do not take off your shirt

    i will be enforcing this with doormen

    what the shit

    I never take off my shirt normally

    why is this a rule you feel you have to enforce

    i don't want you to flex your muscles at mim

    i'm sorry carrot but i simply don't have the finances to bring a fainting couch to our barbecue

    Organichu on
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  • MimMim Registered User regular
    Captain Carrot wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Captain Carrot wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Captain Carrot wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Captain Carrot wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    mim got laid

    captain carrot isn't posting

    i sense a pattern emerging

    shut up, I'm here

    finished that cigarette, then?

    :O
    I don't smoke and Mim and I have never met in person.

    a likely story

    I may see you both for the first time at the NYC/NJ thing.

    i thought mim wasn't coming to that

    are you?

    He's not talking about the Avengers thing. He's talking about if we do something this summer (especially the 4th of July thing if we get that going).

    oh ok

    carrot if we do an independence day bbq i must insist on one principled rule: you do not take off your shirt

    i will be enforcing this with doormen

    what the shit

    I never take off my shirt normally

    why is this a rule you feel you have to enforce

    Chu just doesn't want you to show him up.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    they asked me to take my shirt off

    admittedly it was to do the truffle shuffle

    Per3th.jpg
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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    Evil Multifarious wrote: »
    chu last time i was around you said taking my shirt off was obligatory

    i am faint-resistant

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  • EchoEcho Per Aspera Ad Inferi Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Rear Admiral Choco wrote: »
    Room temperature pizza could very well be proof of a divine gift to humanity

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1319562/McDonalds-Happy-Meal-bought-Sally-Davies-shows-sign-mould-6-months.html

    Moisture evaporates before it has a chance to get moldy.

    edit: slow I am

    Echo on
    Steam (wishlist) » bloggy stuff » interestin' stuff
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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    chu last time i was around you said taking my shirt off was obligatory

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Winky come to AX so I can be your wingman.

    AoTsig_zps8cfd65c2.png
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  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    Harley Quinn took her top off at a party so everyone could see her cleavage better? And you think the other girls were desperate and sad?

    To be fair, it was totally relevant to conversation, as Patty was discussing bras with her. Also, you have to place this in context, this is an anime convention. Desperate moves are on a whole other level when the vast majority of attractive women arrive three-quarters naked to begin with.

    vspgsp.jpg
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  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Captain Carrot wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Captain Carrot wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Captain Carrot wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Captain Carrot wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    mim got laid

    captain carrot isn't posting

    i sense a pattern emerging

    shut up, I'm here

    finished that cigarette, then?

    :O
    I don't smoke and Mim and I have never met in person.

    a likely story

    I may see you both for the first time at the NYC/NJ thing.

    i thought mim wasn't coming to that

    are you?

    He's not talking about the Avengers thing. He's talking about if we do something this summer (especially the 4th of July thing if we get that going).

    oh ok

    carrot if we do an independence day bbq i must insist on one principled rule: you do not take off your shirt

    i will be enforcing this with doormen

    what the shit

    I never take off my shirt normally

    why is this a rule you feel you have to enforce

    i don't want you to flex your muscles at mim

    i'm sorry carrot but i simply don't have the finances to bring a fainting couch to our barbecue

    man if I wanna do that all I gotta do is roll up my sleeves

    then it's time for the gun show
    Spoiler:

    Spoiler:
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  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    winky I think the last couple pages are like the most stereotypical "college kids" thing I have ever read. It's like a modern day Illiad all up ins.

    What you think "makes sense" has nothing to do with reality. It just has to do with your life experience. And your life experience may only be a small smidgen of reality. Possibly even a distorted account of reality at that. So what this means is that, beginning in the 20th century as our means of decoding nature became more and more powerful, we started realizing our common sense is no longer a tool to pass judgment on whether or not a scientific theory is correct. - Neil Degrasse Tyson
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  • PodlyPodly RUDEASS TITTIES Registered User regular
    Evil Multifarious wrote: »
    chu last time i was around you said taking my shirt off was obligatory

    smack-shirt-off-1.gif

    Podly on
    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
    biden%20sig.png
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  • EddyEddy i ain't afraid of no ghosts Registered User regular
    The obvious solution is to permanently attach yourself to a sort of hedonism-bot litter where you may lay, rubenesque, as sobbing nerds from the internet take their shirt off in front of you

    one by one

    do you believe in something beautiful? // then get up and be it
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  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    RiemannLives wrote: »
    winky I think the last couple pages are like the most stereotypical "college kids" thing I have ever read. It's like a modern day Illiad all up ins.

    the last couple pages of what

    his tragic tale of love lost

    What you think "makes sense" has nothing to do with reality. It just has to do with your life experience. And your life experience may only be a small smidgen of reality. Possibly even a distorted account of reality at that. So what this means is that, beginning in the 20th century as our means of decoding nature became more and more powerful, we started realizing our common sense is no longer a tool to pass judgment on whether or not a scientific theory is correct. - Neil Degrasse Tyson
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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    RiemannLives wrote: »
    winky I think the last couple pages are like the most stereotypical "college kids" thing I have ever read. It's like a modern day Illiad all up ins.

    the last couple pages of what

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Winky come to AX so I can be your wingman.

    Dude, we could be the ultimate duo for picking up con chicks: you be the confident, womanizing Kamina type and I'll be the sweet, innocent Simone type.

    We might have to kiss, though.

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  • MimMim Registered User regular
    Captain Carrot wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Captain Carrot wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Captain Carrot wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Captain Carrot wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Captain Carrot wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    mim got laid

    captain carrot isn't posting

    i sense a pattern emerging

    shut up, I'm here

    finished that cigarette, then?

    :O
    I don't smoke and Mim and I have never met in person.

    a likely story

    I may see you both for the first time at the NYC/NJ thing.

    i thought mim wasn't coming to that

    are you?

    He's not talking about the Avengers thing. He's talking about if we do something this summer (especially the 4th of July thing if we get that going).

    oh ok

    carrot if we do an independence day bbq i must insist on one principled rule: you do not take off your shirt

    i will be enforcing this with doormen

    what the shit

    I never take off my shirt normally

    why is this a rule you feel you have to enforce

    i don't want you to flex your muscles at mim

    i'm sorry carrot but i simply don't have the finances to bring a fainting couch to our barbecue

    man if I wanna do that all I gotta do is roll up my sleeves

    then it's time for the gun show
    Spoiler:

    oh my

    *faints*

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  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    just to be clear I'm not like insulting you winky. Like if you were 35 I would be but nothin' wrong with such a tale from someone your age.

    What you think "makes sense" has nothing to do with reality. It just has to do with your life experience. And your life experience may only be a small smidgen of reality. Possibly even a distorted account of reality at that. So what this means is that, beginning in the 20th century as our means of decoding nature became more and more powerful, we started realizing our common sense is no longer a tool to pass judgment on whether or not a scientific theory is correct. - Neil Degrasse Tyson
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  • HonkHonk Registered User regular
    I'm gonna make a platformer game, it's called "Super Josip Broz".

    You play Tito trying to find aid from the Soviet Union. You platform through Albania and other communist utopias along the way.

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  • 21stCentury21stCentury Raiding Relics Everyday Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Captain Carrot wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Captain Carrot wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Captain Carrot wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Captain Carrot wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Captain Carrot wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    mim got laid

    captain carrot isn't posting

    i sense a pattern emerging

    shut up, I'm here

    finished that cigarette, then?

    :O
    I don't smoke and Mim and I have never met in person.

    a likely story

    I may see you both for the first time at the NYC/NJ thing.

    i thought mim wasn't coming to that

    are you?

    He's not talking about the Avengers thing. He's talking about if we do something this summer (especially the 4th of July thing if we get that going).

    oh ok

    carrot if we do an independence day bbq i must insist on one principled rule: you do not take off your shirt

    i will be enforcing this with doormen

    what the shit

    I never take off my shirt normally

    why is this a rule you feel you have to enforce

    i don't want you to flex your muscles at mim

    i'm sorry carrot but i simply don't have the finances to bring a fainting couch to our barbecue

    man if I wanna do that all I gotta do is roll up my sleeves

    then it's time for the gun show
    Spoiler:

    oh my

    *faints*

    Is it wrong that I heard George Takei?

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    Like CCGs? Check my CCG's Thread in CF and help me playtest it!
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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    mallory archer: good god, you'd think he was half fainting goat

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