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  • Maz-Maz- Light the Fire Registered User regular
    Sparvy wrote: »
    Maz- wrote: »
    Tomorrow's a national holiday in this here fine country, ironically called "day of work" though everyone pretty much does the opposite of work, that is getting drunk of their asses.

    In most places its "Worker's day", are you sure you are not just confused?

    Really? Thought that was just a German holiday. And no, the literal translation would indeed be "day of work".

    Steam | Origin: MazPA | 3DS: 1848-2888-3654 | Nintendo Network ID: Maz_PA
  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    oh shit they turned the water off

    oh well i guess i will see my brain doctor as a slightly smell vagrant

    This is terrible, Cass.

    As a neuroscientist I can attest to the fact that smell is the only accurate way to assess a brain.

    Your lack of showering will completely throw the doctor off, you will probably be lobotomized on the spot.

    its okay

    i'll have a febreeze shower :B

    The smell of febreeze is how we identify when to do the hemispherectomies.

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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    Do the damage ratings on weapons change visibly as you upgrade them?

    I wish they used numbers instead of bars.
    https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/pub?key=0ArNVjEsDluBFdF84WkZjc2ozQ2VrTUhkcFR2ZWc5bWc&output=html

    So is the damage bonus mod (extended barrel) a flat increase in damage per hit?

    Because if so, that could be really good on rapid-fire weapons.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch, man" fallacy.
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Maz- wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    The only Vanguard really viable on a gold is a Krogan. And then only if you're hosting.

    filthy lies

    Human Vanguard can be just as viable if you're running with a light weapon and low cooldowns. You might not use Nova as often as on Silver difficulty, but if you can keep charging constantly you'll definitely do well.

    also, omigod I'm posting in the [chat] thread

    Hello person I've never spoken to before! :)

  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    once aaron and i were play wrestling and the bed shifted over

    aaron fell inbetween the bed and the wall on his back like a turtle

    i looked over at him and smiled and said

    oh

    you're trapped

    now i can

    :D

    SPRAY YOU WITH FEBREEZE!!!!

    good times, good times

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    the new penny arcade comic is the best one in a whiiiiile

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Pony wrote: »
    re: vanguards
    If I see one more random pub Vanguard with an assault rifle that isn't charging... Jesus, those kids need a pep talk on the art of the Vanguard.
    Spoiler:

    that was fucking fantastic

  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Now I see why the avenger is so shitty. And I see why even the better assault rifles are not as good as a pistol plus quick power recharge.

    Thank you for that spreadsheet elendil.

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
  • Maz-Maz- Light the Fire Registered User regular
    Maz- wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    The only Vanguard really viable on a gold is a Krogan. And then only if you're hosting.

    filthy lies

    Human Vanguard can be just as viable if you're running with a light weapon and low cooldowns. You might not use Nova as often as on Silver difficulty, but if you can keep charging constantly you'll definitely do well.

    also, omigod I'm posting in the [chat] thread

    Hello person I've never spoken to before! :)

    hey hey

    I've always been kinda reluctant to post in here (and in some parts of SE++) because it seemed to me like everyone here knew other and it's always tough to find your place in a social situation like that, be on the internets or the "RL", as the kids call it.

    But I figured, eh, why not? What's the worst that could happen?
    Spoiler:

    Steam | Origin: MazPA | 3DS: 1848-2888-3654 | Nintendo Network ID: Maz_PA
  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    oh shit they turned the water off

    oh well i guess i will see my brain doctor as a slightly smell vagrant

    This is terrible, Cass.

    As a neuroscientist I can attest to the fact that smell is the only accurate way to assess a brain.

    Your lack of showering will completely throw the doctor off, you will probably be lobotomized on the spot.

    its okay

    i'll have a febreeze shower :B

    The smell of febreeze is how we identify when to do the hemispherectomies.

    Did you just refer to yourself as a neurosurgeon, Winky?

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    Maz- wrote: »
    Maz- wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    The only Vanguard really viable on a gold is a Krogan. And then only if you're hosting.

    filthy lies

    Human Vanguard can be just as viable if you're running with a light weapon and low cooldowns. You might not use Nova as often as on Silver difficulty, but if you can keep charging constantly you'll definitely do well.

    also, omigod I'm posting in the [chat] thread

    Hello person I've never spoken to before! :)

    hey hey

    I've always been kinda reluctant to post in here (and in some parts of SE++) because it seemed to me like everyone here knew other and it's always tough to find your place in a social situation like that, be on the internets or the "RL", as the kids call it.

    But I figured, eh, why not? What's the worst that could happen?
    Spoiler:

    BEES

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  • MadpandaMadpanda Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Pony wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    TehSloth wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Woah rainbow hair

    Jewel Staite with rainbow hair even

    Who's jewel ... (googling)

    Oh. I am continually bewildered by everyone knowing every Firefly actor. At some point I will have to watch that and that Babylon 5 show to be culturally savvy.

    Babylon 5 has NOT aged well

    if JMS or someone still has access to the masters for that show they should dust it off and re-do all the CGI with modern innovations and re-release the DVDs

    i'd fucking buy it

    because the original show's CGI is BAD

    REALLY BAD

    The CGI kept me from starting B5 a few times. My friends kept raving about how good the show was but man getting that cgi right off the bat was not helping their cause.

    By the end of the first episode I decided to try a few more, that was a few months ago and I'm almost done with the series.

    Madpanda on
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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Do the damage ratings on weapons change visibly as you upgrade them?

    I wish they used numbers instead of bars.
    https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/pub?key=0ArNVjEsDluBFdF84WkZjc2ozQ2VrTUhkcFR2ZWc5bWc&output=html

    So is the damage bonus mod (extended barrel) a flat increase in damage per hit?

    Because if so, that could be really good on rapid-fire weapons.
    extra damage is never a bad thing, but i think the extended barrel tends to benefit big, beefy weapons more than the rapid fire ones since it's a percentage; the Claymore X gains the equivalent of a Carnifex X shot on top of it's base damage with the barrel

    armor piercing mods tend to be better on rapid fire weapons, since armor reduces all bullet damage by a flat amount (30 on silver, 50 on gold) which a lot of auto weapons straight up do not do

    but that's just armor


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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    ok i'm out lets see if they'll give me more happy pills

    lata suckas

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  • descdesc "Lefty" McDesc Fastest gun in the stateRegistered User regular
    Maz- wrote: »
    Maz- wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    The only Vanguard really viable on a gold is a Krogan. And then only if you're hosting.

    filthy lies

    Human Vanguard can be just as viable if you're running with a light weapon and low cooldowns. You might not use Nova as often as on Silver difficulty, but if you can keep charging constantly you'll definitely do well.

    also, omigod I'm posting in the [chat] thread

    Hello person I've never spoken to before! :)

    hey hey

    I've always been kinda reluctant to post in here (and in some parts of SE++) because it seemed to me like everyone here knew other and it's always tough to find your place in a social situation like that, be on the internets or the "RL", as the kids call it.

    But I figured, eh, why not? What's the worst that could happen?
    Spoiler:

    What's the worst that could happen?

    You'll see soon enough.

  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Maz- wrote: »
    Maz- wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    The only Vanguard really viable on a gold is a Krogan. And then only if you're hosting.

    filthy lies

    Human Vanguard can be just as viable if you're running with a light weapon and low cooldowns. You might not use Nova as often as on Silver difficulty, but if you can keep charging constantly you'll definitely do well.

    also, omigod I'm posting in the [chat] thread

    Hello person I've never spoken to before! :)

    hey hey

    I've always been kinda reluctant to post in here (and in some parts of SE++) because it seemed to me like everyone here knew other and it's always tough to find your place in a social situation like that, be on the internets or the "RL", as the kids call it.

    But I figured, eh, why not? What's the worst that could happen?
    Spoiler:

    BEES

    http://www.celebjihad.com/gifs/oprah2.gif

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch, man" fallacy.
  • EchoEcho very gravitas Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Why yes, I do want a glass floor on top of a 15-floor elevator shaft when taking a shit.

    bathroom-floor.jpg

  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    Man, BBQ, beer and beans are sure great for gas generation

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • Maz-Maz- Light the Fire Registered User regular
    the new penny arcade comic is the best one in a whiiiiile

    I don't know

    I felt that 2010 and 2011 were pretty mediocre for Penny Arcade standards, but the comics in 2012 have been consistently fantastic.
    If they keep this up it might end up being my favorite year of PA.

    Steam | Origin: MazPA | 3DS: 1848-2888-3654 | Nintendo Network ID: Maz_PA
  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    The CGI isn't even remotely the worst thing about B5. It's the acting.

    You could replace all the CGI and the show would still be unwatchable.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch, man" fallacy.
  • Maz-Maz- Light the Fire Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Maz- wrote: »
    Maz- wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    The only Vanguard really viable on a gold is a Krogan. And then only if you're hosting.

    filthy lies

    Human Vanguard can be just as viable if you're running with a light weapon and low cooldowns. You might not use Nova as often as on Silver difficulty, but if you can keep charging constantly you'll definitely do well.

    also, omigod I'm posting in the [chat] thread

    Hello person I've never spoken to before! :)

    hey hey

    I've always been kinda reluctant to post in here (and in some parts of SE++) because it seemed to me like everyone here knew other and it's always tough to find your place in a social situation like that, be on the internets or the "RL", as the kids call it.

    But I figured, eh, why not? What's the worst that could happen?
    Spoiler:

    What's the worst that could happen?

    You'll see soon enough.

    I'm gonna have to go through some sick initiation ritual, aren't I

    Steam | Origin: MazPA | 3DS: 1848-2888-3654 | Nintendo Network ID: Maz_PA
  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    HEY YOU! NEW PERSON!

    GET. OUT.
    Spoiler:

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  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Maz- wrote: »
    Maz- wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    The only Vanguard really viable on a gold is a Krogan. And then only if you're hosting.

    filthy lies

    Human Vanguard can be just as viable if you're running with a light weapon and low cooldowns. You might not use Nova as often as on Silver difficulty, but if you can keep charging constantly you'll definitely do well.

    also, omigod I'm posting in the [chat] thread

    Hello person I've never spoken to before! :)

    hey hey

    I've always been kinda reluctant to post in here (and in some parts of SE++) because it seemed to me like everyone here knew other and it's always tough to find your place in a social situation like that, be on the internets or the "RL", as the kids call it.

    But I figured, eh, why not? What's the worst that could happen?
    Spoiler:

    The worst that could happen (NSFW/L):
    Spoiler:

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    Why yes, I do want a glass floor on top of a 15-floor elevator shaft when taking a shit.

    bathroom-floor.jpg

    they should make plumbing that goes into the shaft with transparent tubing so you can see your poop fall into the abyss

    | Steam & XBL: Shazkar | 3DS: 3110-5421-3843 | SS Wishlists |
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    i also feel like the nature of ME3 multi's gameplay strongly rewards burst damage vs. DPS

    it's better to put one dude down fast so you're not being shot by him or his buddies, or have him dive behind cover

    i dunno

    they keep buffing autos, but i still see little reason to use them and i feel like the issue is probably more fundamental than weapon stats

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  • bowenbowen Registered User regular
    Hmm they opened up a Michael Kors shop in my mall...

    Because people where I live where the median wage is $28,000 can afford to drop $400 on a purse and $100 on a tank top.

  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Hmm they opened up a Michael Kors shop in my mall...

    Because people where I live where the median wage is $28,000 can afford to drop $400 on a purse and $100 on a tank top.

    dude credit cards are like free money bro

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  • SparvySparvy Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Maz- wrote: »
    Sparvy wrote: »
    Maz- wrote: »
    Tomorrow's a national holiday in this here fine country, ironically called "day of work" though everyone pretty much does the opposite of work, that is getting drunk of their asses.

    In most places its "Worker's day", are you sure you are not just confused?

    Really? Thought that was just a German holiday. And no, the literal translation would indeed be "day of work".

    Pretty widespread I think.

    Though here in Sweden we get drunk and light bonfires tonight (Valborg) and spend tomorrow with our hangovers.

    Think I will stay in this year.

    Sparvy on
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Maz- wrote: »
    Maz- wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    The only Vanguard really viable on a gold is a Krogan. And then only if you're hosting.

    filthy lies

    Human Vanguard can be just as viable if you're running with a light weapon and low cooldowns. You might not use Nova as often as on Silver difficulty, but if you can keep charging constantly you'll definitely do well.

    also, omigod I'm posting in the [chat] thread

    Hello person I've never spoken to before! :)

    hey hey

    I've always been kinda reluctant to post in here (and in some parts of SE++) because it seemed to me like everyone here knew other and it's always tough to find your place in a social situation like that, be on the internets or the "RL", as the kids call it.

    But I figured, eh, why not? What's the worst that could happen?
    Spoiler:

    I got two 3TB Hard Drives out of it. It's worth the risk.

  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    re: vanguards
    If I see one more random pub Vanguard with an assault rifle that isn't charging... Jesus, those kids need a pep talk on the art of the Vanguard.
    Spoiler:

    that was fucking fantastic

    I've never played ME and thought this was great. 5/5 brass balls.

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    I don't mind Babylon 5's CG at all. It just has some really stilted acting, writing, and mega-low-budget 90s TV production values.

    I really liked it at the time and I'm really glad I was there to appreciate it when it was coming out but TV has advanced so much in the past ten years - not just with the shift to HD, but in terms of content and presentation and maturity - that B5 is really an artifact of a different age.

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo When life gives you lemons... ...eat your delicious lemonsRegistered User regular
    It's a day off in France too. They like to splash on a bit of strike action too which is odd. How can you strike on a day off? Unless you're one of the few working I suppose.

    All of these mysteries left unsolved!

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • bowenbowen Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Hmm they opened up a Michael Kors shop in my mall...

    Because people where I live where the median wage is $28,000 can afford to drop $400 on a purse and $100 on a tank top.

    dude credit cards are like free money bro

    I did see all of 1 person in there.

  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Maz- wrote: »
    I'm gonna have to go through some sick initiation ritual, aren't I

    ianuw.gif

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch, man" fallacy.
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Maz- wrote: »
    I'm gonna have to go through some sick initiation ritual, aren't I

    ianuw.gif

    Getting some uncanny valley vibes right here. D:

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    It's a day off in France too. They like to splash on a bit of strike action too which is odd. How can you strike on a day off? Unless you're one of the few working I suppose.

    All of these mysteries left unsolved!

  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    I would like for Labour Day to have something more to it than it does, but in NZ it is in October and usually a holiday weekend. Don't they sometimes riot in the UK?

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • SparvySparvy Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    It's a day off in France too. They like to splash on a bit of strike action too which is odd. How can you strike on a day off? Unless you're one of the few working I suppose.

    All of these mysteries left unsolved!

    Ah, the French and their strikes. So stereotypical. A French tractor blocking a freeway/public square is like right bellow berets and baguettes in level of frenchness

    If your blood runs a bit more red than mine then there is usually some marches and speeches and waving of red flags going on over here in socialistan on may 1st.

  • Nova_CNova_C Sniff Sniff Snorf Beyond The WallRegistered User regular
    In BC a dude bought his girlfriend a tandem ride in a hang glider as an anniversary present. He was on the ground taping it. Within 30 seconds of launching, she fell off the glider to her death.

    Jesus.

  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    I want to evaporate

    @nealcm @faynor
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