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  • MadpandaMadpanda Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    The things I learn about guys through [chat] never ceases to amaze me...

    I think we just have some weirdos

    I have never heard of this crazy testicle cream

    it's not a cream, it's a powder

    Not to be confused with Bordeaux's Butt Paste.

    Or Zim's Crack Cream.


    Or DZ Nuts High Viscosity Chamois Cream

    or Enzo's Buttonhole Chamois Cream

    http://www.performancebike.com/bikes/Product_10052_10551_1106240_-1___

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    Steam/PSN/XBL/Minecraft / LoL / - Benevicious | WoW - Duckwood - Rajhek
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  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    using gold bond is like finding jesus

    except you are definitely in heaven

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  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    Tonight is a fraught night, given the Manchester Derby, which is Manchester United playing Manchester City. I got lectured or ranted to quite a few times today, although everyone knew I didn't really give a crap either way.

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Haha DZ nuts

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Life doesn't run away from nobody. Life runs at people.Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    RiemannLives wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    I would work on a project but it'd take nearly $100,000 for any reasonable sized project just for me, 2-3 years at the least, full time.

    What if you worked for free but I gave you stock options like whoa.

    Hah people that work for like $20,000 a year and take stock options on a startup are insane.

    options yes. Options are for suckers.

    Actual stock, well it depends. That can work out very well indeed. But you need to be realistic about what actual chances the company has.

    Plus my salary goes up for startups because there's about an 80% chance I'll be looking for work within 1-3 years.

    You won't get that out of a start up. Stock yes, higher salaries then the industry average, no.

    Problem is startups want breadth instead of depth of knowledge, so their needs and payscales need to represent that.

    It's also one of the reasons startups fail. Sucks for them, I guess, they need to convince me to leave my job.

    Actually they want both. They will prioritize breath over depth but there is a limit to how shallow your knowledge base is and still be useful. And generally the reasons start ups fail isn't a lack of in house technical knowledge but generally a lack of capital.

    Hence the qualifier on my statement.

    It's a very tiny reason. Ranking under not enough snacks in the break room.

    http://www.squidoo.com/starup_failures
    1,2,5,6

    I didn't mean breadth of technical knowledge, I just meant breadth of knowledge in general.

    Breadth.

    Those aren't breath of knowledge issues. Those are planning and research failures.

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    matt has a problem wrote: »
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    OnTheLastCastle wrote: »
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    OnTheLastCastle wrote: »
    Summer vacation locked in. Austin TX. Now I just need to decide on a time between June and July.

    you fool!

    You will be too busy with babby to hang out with me. I may bestow upon babby a tiny gift to show my fealty though.

    oh no I am just saying it is going to be fucking hot

    I am sure I will be able to meet for a beer at least

    Don't do it castle, by that point he'll be ready kill you and steal your identity just to get a good night's sleep.

    <.<

    >.>

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  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Tonight is a fraught night, given the Manchester Derby, which is Manchester United playing Manchester City. I got lectured or ranted to quite a few times today, although everyone knew I didn't really give a crap either way.

    Manchester is going to win, they're clearly the better side.

    Successful Kickstarter get! Drop by Bare Mettle Entertainment if you'd like to see what we're making.
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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Tonight is a fraught night, given the Manchester Derby, which is Manchester United playing Manchester City. I got lectured or ranted to quite a few times today, although everyone knew I didn't really give a crap either way.

    Manchester is going to win, they're clearly the better side.

    Manchester might outmaneuver them with a bit of luck though.

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  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    Europeans are cocksuckers for getting to see the Avengers first. I hope both Manchesters get shin splints

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    Google Talk: ludious83
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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Europeans are cocksuckers for getting to see the Avengers first. I hope both Manchesters get shin splints

    Don't worry, I'm sure there will be several apparent "injuries".

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Life doesn't run away from nobody. Life runs at people.Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    RiemannLives wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    I would work on a project but it'd take nearly $100,000 for any reasonable sized project just for me, 2-3 years at the least, full time.

    What if you worked for free but I gave you stock options like whoa.

    Hah people that work for like $20,000 a year and take stock options on a startup are insane.

    options yes. Options are for suckers.

    Actual stock, well it depends. That can work out very well indeed. But you need to be realistic about what actual chances the company has.

    Plus my salary goes up for startups because there's about an 80% chance I'll be looking for work within 1-3 years.

    You won't get that out of a start up. Stock yes, higher salaries then the industry average, no.

    Problem is startups want breadth instead of depth of knowledge, so their needs and payscales need to represent that.

    It's also one of the reasons startups fail. Sucks for them, I guess, they need to convince me to leave my job.

    Actually they want both. They will prioritize breath over depth but there is a limit to how shallow your knowledge base is and still be useful. And generally the reasons start ups fail isn't a lack of in house technical knowledge but generally a lack of capital.

    If anyone was hiring based solely on breadth of knowledge and not depth I'd be getting so paid

    As it stands people expect you to have more than a survey-level overview of everything

    If you can learn quickly there is always a place for that person at a start up. You'll be expected to go from survey level to in depth quickly. It's not something for everyone in a start up, but every start up needs that person who can be given something and master it quickly.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    I feel so bad for you poor souls trapped in texas

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Poop.

    Pooooooooooooooooooooooop poop poop poop.

    Poop.

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
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  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    I feel so bad for you poor souls trapped in texas

    Do you feel sort of a kindred ache for them nerd? You trapped in the closet, them trapped in Texas, both pretending to be something they're not?

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    Google Talk: ludious83
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  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    Who is this Chester man, why are people so excited about him playing "Sock Her"

    europeans apparently are barbaric wife-beaters

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  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Poop.

    Pooooooooooooooooooooooop poop poop poop.

    Poop.

    Not today, sir.

    Not today.

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  • descdesc Variable Architecture Synthesis Technology Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Evil Multifarious wrote: »
    Don't worry desc, every bottle is that overpriced here. A bottle of JD is like 25 or 30, and a good bourbon is at least 40 or 50.

    Boo

    Well, I have a vote in for Hine VSOP if it's available. It has a nice blend of richness and smoothness that I found really approachable. I am not a spirits expert but anything that has two separate. Blocks of flavor sitting side by side in your mouth gets a thumbs down from me. Remy tastes like SYRUPY WARMTH clashing with ALCOHOL. There's no integration of the flavors at all.

    Hine is not crazy or high end and it doesn't have any big twist -- just a modest but clear heat and the kinds of gooey apricot-y golden goodness of a straightforward covnav

    Sorry, iPhone-vanilla fuckup and had to go back to edit the post

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  • Nova_CNova_C Sniff Sniff Snorf Yellowknife, NTRegistered User regular
    So I ended up pre-ordering Diablo 3 after all. I wasn't gonna, but the open beta weekend changed my mind.

    I'm tempted to play it single player first because everyone is always in a rush and I like to read/listen to the character dialogue and shit. Any [chat]ters getting D3 that wanna take a more relaxed pace in multi?

    My writing blog, By Way of the Aurora Borealis, is now live!
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  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Tonight is a fraught night, given the Manchester Derby, which is Manchester United playing Manchester City. I got lectured or ranted to quite a few times today, although everyone knew I didn't really give a crap either way.

    Sports guy on the Today programme this morning was talking about it being the most important Manchester Derby since the 60s or something. I honestly couldn't give a shit about any of it. The only Derby I ever worried about was the Old Firm and that was cos I used to live near Ibrox and the traffic was impossible on Old Firm match days.

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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    wazilla wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Poop.

    Pooooooooooooooooooooooop poop poop poop.

    Poop.

    Not today, sir.

    Not today.

    oh no :(

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
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  • Form of Monkey!Form of Monkey! Registered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    I feel so bad for you poor souls trapped in texas

    It ain't so bad. It's more of a gilded cage than anything else, if you've been smart enough to locate yourself along the central texas corridor where all the cities are.

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  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle sometimes a boy just needs to get out of the house and meet some girls Registered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    I feel so bad for you poor souls trapped in texas

    Do you feel sort of a kindred ache for them nerd? You trapped in the closet, them trapped in Texas, both pretending to be something they're not?

    Why does everyone suspect that I'm gay

    I once asked my mom "What would you do if I was gay?" then paused for a second and walked off.

    I was a mischievous child.

    LearnedHand wrote: »
    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.
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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    I feel so bad for you poor souls trapped in texas

    Do you feel sort of a kindred ache for them nerd? You trapped in the closet, them trapped in Texas, both pretending to be something they're not?

    Why does everyone suspect that I'm gay

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    thom can you get on aim?

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    Oathkeeper - Updates Monday/Wednesday/Friday
    Buy Issue One! >< Two! >< Three! >< Four!
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  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    RMS Oceanic wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Tonight is a fraught night, given the Manchester Derby, which is Manchester United playing Manchester City. I got lectured or ranted to quite a few times today, although everyone knew I didn't really give a crap either way.

    Manchester is going to win, they're clearly the better side.

    Manchester might outmaneuver them with a bit of luck though.

    Well, it is a game of two halves and really, the city is the winner on the night

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
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  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    Kalkino wrote: »
    RMS Oceanic wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Tonight is a fraught night, given the Manchester Derby, which is Manchester United playing Manchester City. I got lectured or ranted to quite a few times today, although everyone knew I didn't really give a crap either way.

    Manchester is going to win, they're clearly the better side.

    Manchester might outmaneuver them with a bit of luck though.

    Well, it is a game of two halves and really, the city is the winner on the night

    Kebab wrappers, puke and football-related violence are always a winner.

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Tonight is a fraught night, given the Manchester Derby, which is Manchester United playing Manchester City. I got lectured or ranted to quite a few times today, although everyone knew I didn't really give a crap either way.

    Sports guy on the Today programme this morning was talking about it being the most important Manchester Derby since the 60s or something. I honestly couldn't give a shit about any of it. The only Derby I ever worried about was the Old Firm and that was cos I used to live near Ibrox and the traffic was impossible on Old Firm match days.

    Bob Cesca: Future American

    She will never be separated from her cricket.

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  • Form of Monkey!Form of Monkey! Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    oh damn it

    coca cola and chocolate ice cream: two great tastes that don't go together at alllll

    Suggestion: Coffee Ice Cream with Shiner Black.

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  • descdesc Variable Architecture Synthesis Technology Registered User regular
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Tonight is a fraught night, given the Manchester Derby, which is Manchester United playing Manchester City. I got lectured or ranted to quite a few times today, although everyone knew I didn't really give a crap either way.

    Sports guy on the Today programme this morning was talking about it being the most important Manchester Derby since the 60s or something. I honestly couldn't give a shit about any of it. The only Derby I ever worried about was the Old Firm and that was cos I used to live near Ibrox and the traffic was impossible on Old Firm match days.

    Bob Cesca: Future American

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  • ronyaronya Arrrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    oh damn it

    coca cola and chocolate ice cream: two great tastes that don't go together at alllll

    aRkpc.gif Steam
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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    oh damn it

    coca cola and chocolate ice cream: two great tastes that don't go together at alllll

    Your tongue may be broken.

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    All my fuckin life I lived a normal fuckin life
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  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle sometimes a boy just needs to get out of the house and meet some girls Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    oh damn it

    coca cola and chocolate ice cream: two great tastes that don't go together at alllll

    coca cola and M&Ms do though.

    LearnedHand wrote: »
    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.
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  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    I feel so bad for you poor souls trapped in texas

    Do you feel sort of a kindred ache for them nerd? You trapped in the closet, them trapped in Texas, both pretending to be something they're not?

    Why does everyone suspect that I'm gay

    You know every line and song in Rent?

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    Google Talk: ludious83
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  • ronyaronya Arrrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    it's this aftertaste of ultrasweetness that is making me wince

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  • Disco TerrierDisco Terrier Registered User regular
    PAPA YUCA BATATA HUEVA

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    I feel so bad for you poor souls trapped in texas

    Do you feel sort of a kindred ache for them nerd? You trapped in the closet, them trapped in Texas, both pretending to be something they're not?

    Why does everyone suspect that I'm gay

    You know every line and song in Rent?

    not every line...

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Tonight is a fraught night, given the Manchester Derby, which is Manchester United playing Manchester City. I got lectured or ranted to quite a few times today, although everyone knew I didn't really give a crap either way.

    Sports guy on the Today programme this morning was talking about it being the most important Manchester Derby since the 60s or something. I honestly couldn't give a shit about any of it. The only Derby I ever worried about was the Old Firm and that was cos I used to live near Ibrox and the traffic was impossible on Old Firm match days.

    Bob Cesca: Future American

    She will never be separated from her cricket.

    you gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    I feel so bad for you poor souls trapped in texas

    Do you feel sort of a kindred ache for them nerd? You trapped in the closet, them trapped in Texas, both pretending to be something they're not?

    Why does everyone suspect that I'm gay

    You know every line and song in Rent?

    That doesn't mean he's... *remembers drama class kids in high school*

    welp

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    All my fuckin life I lived a normal fuckin life
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  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle sometimes a boy just needs to get out of the house and meet some girls Registered User regular
    I have a new Garen build. Bring on the pain, suckers.

    LearnedHand wrote: »
    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.
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  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    this is going from a "hurr durr ur gay" joke to mean


    stop it

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