KageraImitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered Userregular
"It is like my dick's Rambo and fuckin' is the Vietnam War"
Man.
MAN.
My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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Not at all ME3 spoiler but you never know, involving my feelings for Miranda and Liara
So Miranda's literally the perfect woman, and I kind of told her I'd be her boyfriend after not seeing her forever, but Liara really does it for me. I mean, she set up that entire information hub in like an hour and she's the Shadow Broker and all. Plus, being blue is interesting. Yeah, I got it bad.
Not at all ME3 spoiler but you never know, involving my feelings for Miranda and Liara
So Miranda's literally the perfect woman, and I kind of told her I'd be her boyfriend after not seeing her forever, but Liara really does it for me. I mean, she set up that entire information hub in like an hour and she's the Shadow Broker and all. Plus, being blue is interesting. Yeah, I got it bad.
ME3 discussion...
I am going with Liara on my current play through. I slept with Garrus on my femshep because he is the best. Though your relationship with Liara as a best friend is pretty awesome as well.
I am turning down Tali for Liara man that is how good she is.
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I really love Liara. Like, she's beating out the ultimate woman with the ultimate ass. That says a lot for me. I want a lady like Liara.
Not at all ME3 spoiler but you never know, involving my feelings for Miranda and Liara
So Miranda's literally the perfect woman, and I kind of told her I'd be her boyfriend after not seeing her forever, but Liara really does it for me. I mean, she set up that entire information hub in like an hour and she's the Shadow Broker and all. Plus, being blue is interesting. Yeah, I got it bad.
Liaras awesome. She's also rich and powerful. You could be a stay at home Shepard if you wanted
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$30 is a shitty wedding present? What do you expect from people?
Well the plates were $100+ a piece. I understand not everyone is straight baller, but $30 is kinda dick. The least I ever face as a wedding present ever in my life was $75 in 2003 as an undergraduate with no guest.
I guess I did not understand the logistics. I will give more to weddings I attend. $30-40 seemed fine as that was above most things on their registry. Since I tip 30%+ this won't really be a problem, I just didn't understand.
I do live in Iowa though so my rent is $300 for a giant house and my Tanqueray G&Ts are $2.
a 1%er eh?
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Man.
MAN.
So he doesn't get to win?
Or after sex his best friend loses his legs?
No cuz see no matter how awesome his dick is the war cannot be won. Because of politicians.
ME3 discussion...
I am turning down Tali for Liara man that is how good she is.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
Politicians are condoms?
Liaras awesome. She's also rich and powerful. You could be a stay at home Shepard if you wanted
Add 50 lbs.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
A. Sign the card.
B. Put a little more thought into the present and it's presentation.
C. Tits work too.
And this is how she feels.
I will stop posting this gif when it stops being funny to me.
Waiting for this redownload of ME3 DLC finish so I can finally fucking start playing.
Kickin' Back
Havin' a Bud
You brah? You good?
Weddings are not about profit, dogg.
mhm mhm
Tell that to the wedding industry!
Oh for them it's ridiculous. Why do you think it was $100 a plate. It certainly wasn't because the food was made by Wolfgang Puck.
just sayin dogg
a 1%er eh?
I said like her. As in, embodying the qualities of this fictional character. Because that's possible.
WHAT BRINGS YOU BACK TO US RENT YOU ARE SO FUN.
nooooooooope.
$30 is like, happy 17th birthday