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Edinburgh Manor (Mini Phalla) Day 6: Mafia and Princess Victory!

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    ObiFett wrote: »
    sportzboytjw wrote: »
    Peasants, I concur that we should convene in the study

    You little people should consider voting for Taya also... his costume is too ridiculous to be genuine. Off with his head!

    Did

    Did you just vote for a reserve?
    SIR HENRY FRANCIS CHRISTIAN SLATER
    Normally, you wouldn't vote for a reserve...
    But in a sportzpost...
    The Study should have books that can tell us a thing or
    two about this place... but don't take my word for it.

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    tzeentchlingtzeentchling Doctor of Rocks OaklandRegistered User regular
    facetious wrote: »
    That's the greatest clarification denied post ever.

    I like to Study things. Such as the training materials my new job is sending me.

    I will have a MANUAL OF ARMS.

    No I'm never going to shut up about this job.

    Personally, I'd go for a MANUAL OF LEGS. or perhaps HEADS. or some other useful body part.

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    FiggyFiggy Fighter of the night man Champion of the sunRegistered User regular
    Spoit wrote: »
    Didn't you say there'd be some order of action clarifications with the Day 0 narration?

    Well, I said you might get more info if you asked after narration. I'm assuming you're going to ask next, so:

    Move>Vote>Defensive>Offensive

    XBL : Figment3 · SteamID : Figment
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    sportzboytjwsportzboytjw squeeeeeezzeeee some more tax breaks outRegistered User regular
    B:L wrote: »
    ObiFett wrote: »
    sportzboytjw wrote: »
    Peasants, I concur that we should convene in the study

    You little people should consider voting for Taya also... his costume is too ridiculous to be genuine. Off with his head!

    Did

    Did you just vote for a reserve?
    SIR HENRY FRANCIS CHRISTIAN SLATER
    Normally, you wouldn't vote for a reserve...
    But in a sportzpost...
    The Study should have books that can tell us a thing or
    two about this place... but don't take my word for it.

    Do not be jealous of my superior.. I lost it.

    Walkerdog on MTGO
    TylerJ on League of Legends (it's free and fun!)
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    sportzboytjwsportzboytjw squeeeeeezzeeee some more tax breaks outRegistered User regular
    Oh yes, top notch. The word I was thinking of was breeding. It's my cheekbones, you see.

    Walkerdog on MTGO
    TylerJ on League of Legends (it's free and fun!)
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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    Baidol wrote: »
    "Secret passage" is code for "murder room".

    Isn't the secret passage usually what the murderer uses to murder someone and then escape and make it seem like they were somewhere else the whole time?

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    AssuranAssuran Is swinging on the Spiral Registered User regular
    I'm taking a cue from Clue and suggesting we start in the !Kitchen for now.

    I don't know who killed me yet in the main and still all my other grudges are MIA. So, instead, I will give a warm welcome to !Grunt's Ghosts .

    Welcome to Phallaland, enjoy your stay.

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    Lord BeeL says Tayrun is a sin against humanity. This one follows Lord BeeL's command.

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    AssuranAssuran Is swinging on the Spiral Registered User regular
    Also, Figgy, this reminds me so much of a Call of Cthulu RPG adventure setup I've with multiple gaming groups.

    I swear to god, if there are little ghost children that actually turn out to be demon dogs running around by Day 2, I will freak out.

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    Assuran wrote: »
    Also, Figgy, this reminds me so much of a Call of Cthulu RPG adventure setup I've with multiple gaming groups.

    I swear to god, if there are little ghost children that actually turn out to be demon dogs running around by Day 2, I will freak out.
    SIR HENRY FRANCIS CHRISTIAN SLATER
    Hmm, whatever are these figures in the attic on the map?
    I can't quite make heads or tails out of it.

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    AssuranAssuran Is swinging on the Spiral Registered User regular
    Oh crap, I didn't even notice those little figures in the attic. I vote we stay well away from them until someone can figure out what they mean.

    In other news, I know my horror genre. I'm not leaving the group. Bad things happen to those who leave the group.

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    You know who else bad things tend to happen to?

    People who are too aware of the tropes.



    Wait. Shit.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Robert Khoo wrote: »
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
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    SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    What are these....tropes you speak of. Can we eat them? In the Dining Room?

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    No, that's tripe.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Robert Khoo wrote: »
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    What do we do gentle and genteel facetious? Only you and your sideburns of glory can lead us to solve these mysteries.

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    SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    No, You deer sir, are tripe. Or Venison. I forget which.

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2012
    My sideburns are tingling.

    There must be danger afoot.

    Clearly the way to solve this is to Study up and tackle this danger... with knowledge.

    facetious on
    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Robert Khoo wrote: »
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    Spoit wrote: »
    No, You deer sir, are tripe. Or Venison. I forget which.

    I am definitely Venus's son.

    :winky:

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Robert Khoo wrote: »
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
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    SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    facetious wrote: »
    Spoit wrote: »
    No, You deer sir, are tripe. Or Venison. I forget which.

    I am definitely Venus's son.

    :winky:
    Better than being her Mom....Or was that Mons :winky:

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    facetious wrote: »
    Spoit wrote: »
    No, You deer sir, are tripe. Or Venison. I forget which.

    I am definitely Venus's son.

    :winky:

    Your mom is hot

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    BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited May 2012
    We should convene in the study[/b], as there will be books, glorious books, which I can touch and smell and read and mmmmmmmmmmm....

    Balls. I have edited this. I'll repost below.

    BobCesca on
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    BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    We should convene in the study, as there will be books, glorious books, which I can touch and smell and read and mmmmmmmmmmm....

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    btw Cesca, I've been suuuuuper distracted with this whole job thing, I'm gonna study my Latin notes over the next couple days before diving back in to the new chapter.

    Also this is apparently the Phalla where I talk about real life stuff constantly. oh.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Robert Khoo wrote: »
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    Seriously though can someone just do a RNG vote so I have a day one target?

    That's my only known method.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Robert Khoo wrote: »
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    facetious wrote: »
    Seriously though can someone just do a RNG vote so I have a day one target?

    That's my only known method.

    you should vote for Jdarkson for being mean about your job.

    or or!

    Sportz for being ultra mean!

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    Hey you're right.

    sportzboytjw

    the jw stands for jerkwad!!

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Robert Khoo wrote: »
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    (I'm not actually being serious. Just for the record.)

    (Oh god please don't ban me for breaking the glorious edict.)

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Robert Khoo wrote: »
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
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    Grunt's GhostsGrunt's Ghosts Registered User regular
    Assuran wrote: »
    I'm taking a cue from Clue and suggesting we start in the !Kitchen for now.

    I don't know who killed me yet in the main and still all my other grudges are MIA. So, instead, I will give a warm welcome to !Grunt's Ghosts.

    Welcome to Phallaland, enjoy your stay.

    Thank you, Assuran for your warm welcome. I'd love to see what's cooking in the Kitchen.

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Spoit wrote: »
    What are these....tropes you speak of. Can we eat them? In the Dining Room?

    mmmm yes let's get some grub. dining room

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    GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    Evening chaps and chapettes. I'm not sure about you, but I for one was promised dinner. I suggest we repair to the !Dining Hall and await our host - who will surely be along soon.

    !Cayrus and Tayrun's names are distractingly similar, a fact that one or the other of them will surely use to try to kill us all. Cayrus wins the alphabetical race to the hotseat.

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    l3lasphemer69l3lasphemer69 Registered User regular
    Evening Ladies and Gents! Shall we retire to the Study for a drink or two?

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    I suggest that we explore the ground floor of this place. When one of us wins, we will do well to be familiar with the house!
    Den sounds like a splendid place to gather ourselves and our wits.

    Hi Santa/Satan!
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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    GrimmyTOA wrote: »
    Evening chaps and chapettes. I'm not sure about you, but I for one was promised dinner. I suggest we repair to the !Dining Hall and await our host - who will surely be along soon.

    !Cayrus and Tayrun's names are distractingly similar, a fact that one or the other of them will surely use to try to kill us all. Cayrus wins the alphabetical race to the hotseat.


    In the last main I actually wrote down cythraul instead of cayrus in our group orders one day. Cythraul wasn't even in our group.

    He's just got one of those names, I guess.

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Also, I am suspicious of Grunt's Ghosts for being not-as-good as Gaunt's Ghosts.
    Also for being ghosts.

    Hi Santa/Satan!
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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    I say, for being a manor full of everyone from our village, this place certainly is quiet. Especially with us all staring awkwardly at each other in this one room.

    Suspiciously quiet.

    Hi Santa/Satan!
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    Grunt's GhostsGrunt's Ghosts Registered User regular
    More alcohol is needed for this party. Then everyone will start talking.

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    I am going to vote for bobcesca. He is a shifty looking cow.

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    sportzboytjwsportzboytjw squeeeeeezzeeee some more tax breaks outRegistered User regular
    l3lasphemer69 wrote: »
    Evening Ladies and Gents! Shall we retire to the Study for a drink or two?

    You reek of alcohol!

    Walkerdog on MTGO
    TylerJ on League of Legends (it's free and fun!)
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    l3lasphemer69l3lasphemer69 Registered User regular
    sportzboytjw wrote: »
    l3lasphemer69 wrote: »
    Evening Ladies and Gents! Shall we retire to the Study for a drink or two?

    You reek of alcohol!

    Your point good sir?

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    It is a Dishonourable thing, sir.

    Unless it is port. Only then may it be allowed, for it proves that you are, in fact, a Gentleman.

    Cigars, anyone?

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Robert Khoo wrote: »
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
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