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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    so yeah, got a verbal job offer. asked them to bump it up a little bit and should hopefully see something in writing by the end of the week. i'm kind of bummed out really. not about the job offer but just having to leave my current job. i really like my bosses and most of my coworkers but i do not like being really underpaid so yeah...

    Blah, stupid capitalism

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    it feels less stupid when you start gettin that paper sonn

    anyhow, I'm off home. Later!

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
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    SmrtnikSmrtnik job boli zub Registered User regular
    I like the ones where the side effects are way worse than the disease. Like "Do your legs feel restless? Do you cross them, then few minutes later cross them the other way? Have a whateveritis! Side effects may include rectal bleeding, hypertension, and stroke"

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    my plan is to inherit my paper

    once i kill my parents

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    my plan is to inherit my paper

    once i kill my parents

    You're going to have an interesting end-of-term schedule, aren't you?

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    my plan is to inherit my paper

    once i kill my parents

    my parents are spending their paper on various things such as sail boats and farming. I'm unlikely to have much cash money coming my way after they drown at sea and/or die in a harvester.

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    CAT DUNK

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    God I love the tongue-in-cheek nature of some of rapgenius

    re: "I'ma ruin you, cunt"
    A simultaneous statement of name-calling (“cunt”), suggesting through yoniphobic language that the female she is speaking to is of lower class, credibility, popularity than her, rightfully, and that she is going to prove this by outdoing her (“ruin you”), while also using colloquial pidgin English substituting the possessive adjective “your” for it’s colloquialization in the pronoun “you” and with the double entendre of “ruin” also having a sexual connotation, she is suggesting that her power assertion will also be an act of sexual “destruction”, i.e. superiority, as is often stated in musical lyrics: “I'ma ruin [your] cunt”. Again this reinforces the power aspect of homosexual shame through the sex act by the agressor/penetrator being the superior agent, untainted by notions of homosexuality as they are destroying (“ruin you[r]”) the weaker party

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    so yeah, got a verbal job offer. asked them to bump it up a little bit and should hopefully see something in writing by the end of the week. i'm kind of bummed out really. not about the job offer but just having to leave my current job. i really like my bosses and most of my coworkers but i do not like being really underpaid so yeah...

    Blah, stupid capitalism
    Congratudolences, Dyna.

    I'm sure the new job will be awesome too, though.

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    Disco TerrierDisco Terrier Jowls aquiver. Registered User regular
    Smrtnik wrote: »
    I like the ones where the side effects are way worse than the disease. Like "Do your legs feel restless? Do you cross them, then few minutes later cross them the other way? Have a whateveritis! Side effects may include rectal bleeding, hypertension, and stroke"

    One of the pills I'm taking increases my chances of heart failure. WELP.

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Echo wrote: »

    So close to being a bullet time cat.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    btw winky re adhd and d4 receptors

    have you ever heard the saying "go to a heart specialist and be diagnosed with a heart condition, a neurologist and get diagnosed with a brain condition"?

    because that really applies to dopamine receptors at the moment

    my complete speculation is that 70% or more of these correlations will turn out to be non-causative somewhere down the line

    Very possible, but here is my current speculation:
    DRD4 mutations have been shown to have a small correlation with ADHD and a small correlation with schizophrenia. Well, there is a particular subset of individuals with ADHD who have a set of symptoms called Sluggish Cognitive Tempo (I don't know if you've heard of it before). I definitely have this, and it includes working memory deficits like difficulty with mental math and verbal recall. The thing is, studies have shown that SCT symptoms are not specific to this subset of ADHD. However, what I noticed is that these symptoms are incredibly similar to symptoms exhibited by some schizophrenics. They are also working memory specific issues. I would speculate that DRD4 mutations would show a near perfect correlation with individuals who show these specific symptoms, regardless of their larger disorder.

    Though, this is perhaps part of my more general notion that perhaps the way we break up a lot of our mental disorders is incredibly unhelpful in a world where we are getting closer and closer to finding the actual causative factors: if we have a lot of disorders that we define by shared symptoms but not everyone under the disorder umbrella shares all the symptoms, maybe we should be defining our mental dysfunctions by symptom.

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    luckily my parents have lots of illiquid assets that they will not liquidate

    but i will liquidate those assets... once i liquidate the parents

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Damn you girl guides! I was looking forward to lounging around on my Friday afternoon in a robe and boxers, but no! You have to go selling your delicious cookies, and more to the point, forcing me to get dressed at the speed of light before answering the door.

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    I wonder how many self-described Austrians would recognize Austrian capital theory if I presented it to them in a typically Keynesian fashion, e.g., through stylized facts

    but really now, "we hypothesize, against evidence, that recessions are caused by excess supply of final and initial goods and excess demand for intermediate goods" just doesn't have the twang of "IT'S PRAXEOLOGICAL!"

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    Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Well, there is a particular subset of individuals with ADHD who have a set of symptoms called Sluggish Cognitive Tempo (I don't know if you've heard of it before)

    Wow. You're a mental disorder hipster.

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    Damn you girl guides! I was looking forward to lounging around on my Friday afternoon in a robe and boxers, but no! You have to go selling your delicious cookies, and more to the point, forcing me to get dressed at the speed of light before answering the door.

    ...

    :winky:

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Well, there is a particular subset of individuals with ADHD who have a set of symptoms called Sluggish Cognitive Tempo (I don't know if you've heard of it before)

    Wow. You're a mental disorder hipster.

    I was poor at mental math before it was cool.

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    Winky wrote: »
    Well, there is a particular subset of individuals with ADHD who have a set of symptoms called Sluggish Cognitive Tempo (I don't know if you've heard of it before)

    Wow. You're a mental disorder hipster.

    Heyooooooo

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    sounds not unreasonable

    ive heard d4 antagonism improves set-shifting in rats for example

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    Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    ronya wrote: »
    I wonder how many self-described Austrians would recognize Austrian capital theory if I presented it to them in a typically Keynesian fashion, e.g., through stylized facts

    but really now, "we hypothesize, against evidence, that recessions are caused by excess supply of final and initial goods and excess demand for intermediate goods" just doesn't have the twang of "IT'S PRAXEOLOGICAL!"

    I wonder how many self-described Austrians can actually not drool uncontrollably all over themselves and demonstrate proper bowel control.

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Smrtnik wrote: »
    I like the ones where the side effects are way worse than the disease. Like "Do your legs feel restless? Do you cross them, then few minutes later cross them the other way? Have a whateveritis! Side effects may include rectal bleeding, hypertension, and stroke"

    One of the pills I'm taking increases my chances of heart failure. WELP.

    But at least you don't have to suffer from...I'm going to go with "Thumbnail grows slightly faster than rest of fingernails" syndrome.

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    just opened a bottle of vitamin C supplements

    I feel obliged to do something with this ball of cotton wool, I don't know why

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    Form of Monkey!Form of Monkey! Registered User regular
    Man, some of you are very smart and informed people, who are far more knowledgeable about certain subjects than I am. Some of you are not!

    I am going to start drinking shortly in order to balance this equation out.

    Or at least help me to stop caring about such discrepancies.

    Dog bless all of you! This monkey gone to heaven.

    :(|) :(|) :(|)

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Eddy wrote: »
    God I love the tongue-in-cheek nature of some of rapgenius

    re: "I'ma ruin you, cunt"
    A simultaneous statement of name-calling (“cunt”), suggesting through yoniphobic language that the female she is speaking to is of lower class, credibility, popularity than her, rightfully, and that she is going to prove this by outdoing her (“ruin you”), while also using colloquial pidgin English substituting the possessive adjective “your” for it’s colloquialization in the pronoun “you” and with the double entendre of “ruin” also having a sexual connotation, she is suggesting that her power assertion will also be an act of sexual “destruction”, i.e. superiority, as is often stated in musical lyrics: “I'ma ruin [your] cunt”. Again this reinforces the power aspect of homosexual shame through the sex act by the agressor/penetrator being the superior agent, untainted by notions of homosexuality as they are destroying (“ruin you[r]”) the weaker party

    it's hilariously typical of self-righteous, pretentious white college students that a deconstruction like that can have a misspelling and also mistake the possessive form

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    ronya wrote: »
    just opened a bottle of vitamin C supplements

    I feel obliged to do something with this ball of cotton wool, I don't know why

    I leave the cotton in the container.

    Because that is its home.

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2012
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    so yeah, got a verbal job offer. asked them to bump it up a little bit and should hopefully see something in writing by the end of the week. i'm kind of bummed out really. not about the job offer but just having to leave my current job. i really like my bosses and most of my coworkers but i do not like being really underpaid so yeah...

    Blah, stupid capitalism
    Congratudolences, Dyna.

    I'm sure the new job will be awesome too, though.

    Thank you. I really hope so. Gotta roll the dice either way. Also, jail, again?

    Dynagrip on
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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Wait, I have vivid dreams of self-cannibalization

    Where do I sign up to sue Colbert

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    _J_ wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    just opened a bottle of vitamin C supplements

    I feel obliged to do something with this ball of cotton wool, I don't know why

    I leave the cotton in the container.

    Because that is its home.

    I shall do that too, then.

    Back in you go, o wool.

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »

    Back in you go, o wool.

    Of bodies chang'd to various forms, I sing:
    Ye Gods, from whom these miracles did spring,
    Inspire my numbers with celestial heat;
    'Till I my long laborious work compleat:
    And add perpetual tenour to my rhimes,
    Deduc'd from Nature's birth, to Caesar's times.
    Before the seas, and this terrestrial ball,
    And Heav'n's high canopy, that covers all,
    One was the face of Nature; if a face:
    Rather a rude and indigested mass:
    A lifeless lump, unfashion'd, and unfram'd,
    Of jarring seeds; and justly Chaos nam'd.

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Alright, Piracetam ordered, and next day shipping too! I'll let you guys know how it works.

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Alright, Piracetam ordered, and next day shipping too! I'll let you guys know how it works.

    If it works, you'll be too busy finishing your 5 Ph.D.s and solving global problems to post on the forums.

    You ought to have said, "If this works, you'll read about me in Time's 'Person of the Year' issue."

    Unless you get transient eye and go crazy, of course.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    this guys comments are a good example of how US Americans think that they ARE the world, when in reality they are 1 of 200(ish) countries in the world.
    Granted i dont think that Apple should stick to just computers (they make surprisingly decent phones/tablets). honestly i would rather Apple Disappear completely.
    Chinese only like the iPhone as a status symbol. US Americans are all about practicality (the non-iSheep anyways)which is why Android is catching up locally, even though it has dominated globally.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    this guys comments are a good example of how US Americans think that they ARE the world, when in reality they are 1 of 200(ish) countries in the world.
    Granted i dont think that Apple should stick to just computers (they make surprisingly decent phones/tablets). honestly i would rather Apple Disappear completely.
    Chinese only like the iPhone as a status symbol. US Americans are all about practicality (the non-iSheep anyways)which is why Android is catching up locally, even though it has dominated globally.

    i have seen the light

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    Winky wrote: »
    Alright, Piracetam ordered, and next day shipping too! I'll let you guys know how it works.

    I can't stop reading this as "pirate cam".

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    click my sig link chu

    clik it

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Holy shit, I should be on Provigil

    Holy shit I should stop prefacing everything I post with holy shit

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    statistzombie.jpg

    I'm honestly not sure who this is supposed to make look ridiculous.

    heh

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