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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    if you get a super bow-y character how many shots does it usually take to kill a non-god-tier enemy
    bows are really good in stealth

    a little rough in open combat until you pick up some perks (mostly the ones that let you move quickly with the bow drawn and the one that increases draw speed)

    Like a Wacom tablet.

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    i am dizzy and my chest hurts

    what if i die D:

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    My Skyrim character is essentially an axe murderer.

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  • Form of Monkey!Form of Monkey! Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    if you get a super bow-y character how many shots does it usually take to kill a non-god-tier enemy

    Like 1-2 at the most on normal. Chances are you are sneaking around as well, which gives crazy bonuses to your damage.

  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    i mean the main reason i enjoyed playing a nord was that i could just blunder around, block people, and swing my sword

    i didn't have to wait for reload times on a bow or mana to regen or cooldowns to pop

    i just run around hitting people and there was little to no resource management (except my HP)

    hmm

    not sure what i wanna do this time around

  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    i am dizzy and my chest hurts

    what if i die D:

    We'll probably talk about you in the past tense.

    Like instead of "she is the one who writes erotic trollfic" we'll write "she was the one who wrote erotic trollfic."

    Also, Pony will sleep with Choco.

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  • EddyEddy Even as a Gengar she was lovely.Registered User regular
    Archery is actually super satisfying for me in skyrim. I enjoyed the mechanic a lot more than I thought I would.

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    use a different kind of sword

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  • Form of Monkey!Form of Monkey! Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    i mean the main reason i enjoyed playing a nord was that i could just blunder around, block people, and swing my sword

    i didn't have to wait for reload times on a bow or mana to regen or cooldowns to pop

    i just run around hitting people and there was little to no resource management (except my HP)

    hmm

    not sure what i wanna do this time around

    How did you kill dragons though? Pain in the ass to take them down without a ranged skill.

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal Gatekeeper and Sergeant-At-Arms Of Eternal [chat]Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    i am dizzy and my chest hurts

    what if i die D:

    We'll probably talk about you in the past tense.

    Like instead of "she is the one who writes erotic trollfic" we'll write "she was the one who wrote erotic trollfic."

    Also, Pony will sleep with Choco.

    Well, duh.

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    i am dizzy and my chest hurts

    what if i die D:

    We'll probably talk about you in the past tense.

    Like instead of "she is the one who writes erotic trollfic" we'll write "she was the one who wrote erotic trollfic."

    Also, Pony will sleep with Choco.

    mourning wood

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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    i mean the main reason i enjoyed playing a nord was that i could just blunder around, block people, and swing my sword

    i didn't have to wait for reload times on a bow or mana to regen or cooldowns to pop

    i just run around hitting people and there was little to no resource management (except my HP)

    hmm

    not sure what i wanna do this time around

    Thieves are great fun. Bows get OP pretty quickly though (especially when combined with high stealth).

    I hope the next elder scrolls game doesn't stick the player with a destiny to be a savior of the world. I would love to just be a no good gutter trash thief who just lusts for gold, wenches, and tomb robbing.

  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    i mean the main reason i enjoyed playing a nord was that i could just blunder around, block people, and swing my sword

    i didn't have to wait for reload times on a bow or mana to regen or cooldowns to pop

    i just run around hitting people and there was little to no resource management (except my HP)

    hmm

    not sure what i wanna do this time around

    How did you kill dragons though? Pain in the ass to take them down without a ranged skill.

    There's a nifty trick for that but it's kinda exploitative I guess so I'll spoiler it:
    Spoiler:

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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    i mean the main reason i enjoyed playing a nord was that i could just blunder around, block people, and swing my sword

    i didn't have to wait for reload times on a bow or mana to regen or cooldowns to pop

    i just run around hitting people and there was little to no resource management (except my HP)

    hmm

    not sure what i wanna do this time around

    How did you kill dragons though? Pain in the ass to take them down without a ranged skill.

    i cheated

  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    i am dizzy and my chest hurts

    what if i die D:

    We'll probably talk about you in the past tense.

    Like instead of "she is the one who writes erotic trollfic" we'll write "she was the one who wrote erotic trollfic."

    Also, Pony will sleep with Choco.

    mourning wood

    <3

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  • Form of Monkey!Form of Monkey! Registered User regular
    boooo cheating boooooooo

  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    i might need to eat something hrm

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  • EddyEddy Even as a Gengar she was lovely.Registered User regular
    I just sort of sat around waiting until the dragon landed, then I sprinted straight to it and like three-hit it with a two-hander. It was tedious.

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    i used the not cheating method

    wait a half hour for the dragon to get off the goddamn roof

    alternately: reload and go elsewhere

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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Low level archer (no magic) vs dragons = Fuuuck my life. Takes a long time, a lot of healing pots. and something to hide behind.

  • EddyEddy Even as a Gengar she was lovely.Registered User regular
    http://ideasillustrated.com/blog/2012/04/01/visualizing-english-word-origins/

    That's pretty interesting. Makes me wonder how much of my lexicon stems from various linguistic strains.

  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    I like my method.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Skyrim was basically a blatant ripoff of Condemned, anyway.

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  • simonwolfsimonwolf i don't care i'd rather sink -- than swipe right for bradRegistered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    i am dizzy and my chest hurts

    what if i die D:

    We'll probably talk about you in the past tense.

    Like instead of "she is the one who writes erotic trollfic" we'll write "she was the one who wrote erotic trollfic."

    Also, Pony will sleep with Choco.

    mourning wood

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  • _J__J_ Festive Pedant Registered User regular
    The banality of evil thread is so win.

    "I have no evidence to support my claim, but I am correct."

    3DS: 3668-7498-6513
  • Disco TerrierDisco Terrier Registered User regular
    I don't think I'll play Skyrim.

    I mean I wanted to, but it sounds like there's no way it could probably hold my attention for very long.

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    @Eddy the call rings forth to make a new chat.

    @Drez is backup.

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