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Do you like dags? Let's talk about Dogs. I'm naming mine Jack McCoy

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    I have three dogs. Two Yorkie/Poodle mixes, and a Japanese Chin. The mixes are the most awful dogs I've ever had. They have the nastiest hair, they smell, stupid as shit. One of them will eat his own shit if you don't keep an eye on the little fucker. Sometimes he'll gobble it down, before you can notice. Then, later that night you get a shit smelling burp in your face. Christ, I hate those dogs.

    My Chin is awesome though. He likes to sleep.

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    A lot.

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    He also likes bones.

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  • DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    Oh my god, this thread. I love dogs so much!

    I want something big and fluffy and derpy (and affectionate).

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  • TurambarTurambar Captain 'Crawler of the Warship XavierRegistered User regular
    You just described half the forums

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Oh my god, this thread. I love dogs so much!

    I want something big and fluffy and derpy (and affectionate).

    You could get a polar bear dog.

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  • FearghaillFearghaill Midgard I hear some secret agents only get cars.Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    Oh my god, this thread. I love dogs so much!

    I want something big and fluffy and derpy (and affectionate).

    You should get a Leonberger.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Extreme Ghostbuster Registered User regular
    My dog is the best. Here he is playing with our bunny.


    Here he is meeting an American Akita.
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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Fearghaill wrote: »
    Oh my god, this thread. I love dogs so much!

    I want something big and fluffy and derpy (and affectionate).

    You should get a Leonberger.

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    this is my dog

    this is the dog for me

    the closest i will ever coming to owning a west highlands dogasaurus

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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    Fearghaill wrote: »
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    This dog had better fucking be named Falkor.

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  • FearghaillFearghaill Midgard I hear some secret agents only get cars.Registered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    Fearghaill wrote: »
    Oh my god, this thread. I love dogs so much!

    I want something big and fluffy and derpy (and affectionate).

    You should get a Leonberger.
    Spoiler:

    this is my dog

    this is the dog for me

    the closest i will ever coming to owning a west highlands dogasaurus

    Well, Mouse is technically based on http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caucasian_Shepherd_Dog

    but Leonbergers tend have much much gentler temperments.

  • Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Registered User regular
    I think I have wrong standards of dog sizes. Saw somebody walking their dogs in the city and my group commented on how huge they were. Their backs are only at peoples knee level that is medium at best.

    (Also Elkhound for best dog)

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  • DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    The Geek wrote: »
    Oh my god, this thread. I love dogs so much!

    I want something big and fluffy and derpy (and affectionate).

    You could get a polar bear dog.

    What a pretty dog! I think something like that would do nicely.

  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    Duke 2.0 wrote: »
    I think I have wrong standards of dog sizes. Saw somebody walking their dogs in the city and my group commented on how huge they were. Their backs are only at peoples knee level that is medium at best.

    (Also Elkhound for best dog)

    my ex-roommates called my dog large and he isn't even that tall

    idgi

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  • FearghaillFearghaill Midgard I hear some secret agents only get cars.Registered User regular
    my collies seem big, but it's all fluff. they're so skinny when they're wet! (and can squeeze through surprisingly small gaps in fences to my occasional dismay)

  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Registered User regular
    Yeah, you have a medium dog right there

    Most of the fun breeds are mediums except those crazy awesome small dogs like Corgis.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Medium dogs are awesome. Herding dogs are awesome. Pick any medium+herding dog and you'll have a great family pet as well as a fun dog to do all kinds of dog sports, outdoor activities, and will help protect your home.

    Just do need leave kickballs in the yard when you let them out though. They will heard it around the yard, and if the kickball doesn't quite listen or gives the dog some lip there will be a bit of nipping to move it along.

    Then you get this and a sad kid who now expects you to buy him a new kickball.

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  • DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
  • Medium DaveMedium Dave Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    I never owned any pets. My dad grew up on a farm and my mom had all the pets, plus, my sister was terrified of dogs. So, no pets at all. Cats and dogs like me, but no pets. Until late last year, after I turned 30. I fiancee, girlfriend at the time, had an awesome border collie/blue heeler mix. Sweet, goofy, playful, quiet, intelligent and scrappy, Heidi is like the dog primer on how awesome dogs can be.

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    So, about 5 months later, I started thinking about getting a dog. I wanted a Corgi, obviously, because they're the best. But, ultimately, I wanted a herd dog. Smart and tough and loyal, no yappy lap dogs for me. And, eventually, we found one! Originally named Jolly, Malcolm Shepherd Wrex (Mal for everyday, non joking use) is a border collie basset hound mix. He's kinda like a big Corgi, cause of stumpy legs, or a huge dachshund, cause of longness. And stumpy legs. He's a lazy motherfucker who loves food and people, doesn't really like or give a fuck about other dogs (except for Heidi, who is friends with all creatures great and small) and doesn't really do doggy things, like fetch or chase balls or make noises. Because he's lazy and prefers to lay down on any blanket in the immediate area.

    So, here are dumb pictures of my dumb dog.
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    He's pretty cool and I'm glad I rescued him, if only for the way he prances around with his bandezee on like a little, gay, cowboy. Lord, does he prance.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    I'll trade you. My blue heeler wants to play fetch, tug of war, or chase 24/7. If not he will bark to remind you he wants to play, or chew on anything to pass the time. He's lucky he's cute.

  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    if it weren't for the pictures I'd say you stole my dog.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    my favorite word for dog is derg

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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2012
    Our golden retriever is completely in love with me.

    I can't go downstairs to use the bathroom without her hounding me all the way from the steps to the bathroom door, and back again.

    She even has a special ball she only picks up for me to throw.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    That's why they call working, herding, and sport breeds shadow dogs. If they're bonded to you and view you as pack leader, they will be 2 feet up your ass at all possible times. Granted that loyalty is a great trait for many other things, but not so much when you're trying to drop a deuce at 2am and the dog is trying to nuzzle up under your nutsack to protect you from potential predators in the house.

  • AnialosAnialos RPG MPD patient #1 Registered User regular
    Hunter wrote: »
    That's why they call working, herding, and sport breeds shadow dogs. If they're bonded to you and view you as pack leader, they will be 2 feet up your ass at all possible times. Granted that loyalty is a great trait for many other things, but not so much when you're trying to drop a deuce at 2am and the dog is trying to nuzzle up under your nutsack to protect you from potential predators in the house.

    The awkwardest boner.

    Dichotomy wrote: »
    I play a lot of video games but I wouldn't call myself a "gamer" because "gamer" has become a pretty fucking disgusting label

    like "skinhead" or "republican"
  • Medium DaveMedium Dave Registered User regular
    Hunter wrote: »
    That's why they call working, herding, and sport breeds shadow dogs. If they're bonded to you and view you as pack leader, they will be 2 feet up your ass at all possible times. Granted that loyalty is a great trait for many other things, but not so much when you're trying to drop a deuce at 2am and the dog is trying to nuzzle up under your nutsack to protect you from potential predators in the house.

    Nutsack predators are the WORST predators.

    I've only recently started letting him out of cage during the night and when I'm at work. It is a little creepy to wake up and see his doggy face staring at mine, as he sits on the floor next to the bed.

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  • KalTorakKalTorak Registered User regular
    Fandyien wrote: »
    my favorite word for dog is derg

    we've taken to calling dogs "fluffs"

    as in "I saw this massive fluff take a poop in the middle of the street today."

  • R0land1188R0land1188 Registered User regular
    I have dogs. I love my dogs. I will take pictures of my dogs and present them all to you this evening. If they will stay still for 5 minutes.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Anialos wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    That's why they call working, herding, and sport breeds shadow dogs. If they're bonded to you and view you as pack leader, they will be 2 feet up your ass at all possible times. Granted that loyalty is a great trait for many other things, but not so much when you're trying to drop a deuce at 2am and the dog is trying to nuzzle up under your nutsack to protect you from potential predators in the house.

    The awkwardest boner.

    Until you actually have to give your dog the proper handle signal or voice command for stand up and go over there so you can wipe in peace, you haven't lived. Granted he does it with precision, but it's awkward to click and treat at that moment.

  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    I want a dog

    I can't have one

    it actually really hurts

  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    I let my dog sleep on the bed with me


    but I'll never let him come into the bathroom with me

    that's just too awkward.

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  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie a crucified man can't be attached to anything elseRegistered User regular
    I would want to get a corgi

    but I'm not good with animals

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  • KwoaruKwoaru Registered User regular
    Kadith wrote: »
    I let my dog sleep on the bed with me


    but I'll never let him come into the bathroom with me

    that's just too awkward.

    this is me

  • Medium DaveMedium Dave Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
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    His ears are floppy and so is his tongue and he likes bones because they taste like food.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    my friend has a cat that always busts in when you're peeing and stares at you, it's pretty disconcerting

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  • KwoaruKwoaru Registered User regular
    does your friend live in a place without doors that latch properly

  • Medium DaveMedium Dave Registered User regular
    You know, I don't really have a problem with the dog in the bathroom while I'm doing my business. He tends to be all, "Hey, you're doing something!" and then wander away. Now, sex in the same room as the dogs...that's fucking weird. Especially when the one decides that it's a good time to clean his paws. Loudly.

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    You know, I don't really have a problem with the dog in the bathroom while I'm doing my business. He tends to be all, "Hey, you're doing something!" and then wander away. Now, sex in the same room as the dogs...that's fucking weird. Especially when the one decides that it's a good time to clean his paws. Loudly.

    pretty sure it's not his paws he's licking

    also

    he's just trying to give you some advice

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  • TurambarTurambar Captain 'Crawler of the Warship XavierRegistered User regular
    Fandyien wrote: »
    my friend has a cat that always busts in when you're peeing and stares at you, it's pretty disconcerting
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    does your friend live in a place without doors that latch properly

    Maybe it's a huge ass Maine Coon and it literally busts down the door

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  • Medium DaveMedium Dave Registered User regular
    Kadith wrote: »
    You know, I don't really have a problem with the dog in the bathroom while I'm doing my business. He tends to be all, "Hey, you're doing something!" and then wander away. Now, sex in the same room as the dogs...that's fucking weird. Especially when the one decides that it's a good time to clean his paws. Loudly.

    pretty sure it's not his paws he's licking

    also

    he's just trying to give you some advice

    Jesus, you'd think, but no. He cleans his paws like a goddamn cat. He bats his paws while flipped on his side or back to get your attention like a cat. If not for the fact that he's so excited for attention and to see you when you get home, I'd swear he was a dog shaped cat.

    Also, there's no need to give me THAT advice. I know what's up.

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