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Do you like dags? Let's talk about Dogs. I'm naming mine Jack McCoy
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My Chin is awesome though. He likes to sleep.
A lot.
He also likes bones.
I want something big and fluffy and derpy (and affectionate).
Origin: Turamb | Steam: Turambar | last.fm
You could get a polar bear dog.
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You should get a Leonberger.
Here he is meeting an American Akita.
this is my dog
this is the dog for me
the closest i will ever coming to owning a west highlands dogasaurus
This dog had better fucking be named Falkor.
Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
Well, Mouse is technically based on http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caucasian_Shepherd_Dog
but Leonbergers tend have much much gentler temperments.
dat fluff
(Also Elkhound for best dog)
What a pretty dog! I think something like that would do nicely.
my ex-roommates called my dog large and he isn't even that tall
idgi
Most of the fun breeds are mediums except those crazy awesome small dogs like Corgis.
Just do need leave kickballs in the yard when you let them out though. They will heard it around the yard, and if the kickball doesn't quite listen or gives the dog some lip there will be a bit of nipping to move it along.
Then you get this and a sad kid who now expects you to buy him a new kickball.
So, about 5 months later, I started thinking about getting a dog. I wanted a Corgi, obviously, because they're the best. But, ultimately, I wanted a herd dog. Smart and tough and loyal, no yappy lap dogs for me. And, eventually, we found one! Originally named Jolly, Malcolm Shepherd Wrex (Mal for everyday, non joking use) is a border collie basset hound mix. He's kinda like a big Corgi, cause of stumpy legs, or a huge dachshund, cause of longness. And stumpy legs. He's a lazy motherfucker who loves food and people, doesn't really like or give a fuck about other dogs (except for Heidi, who is friends with all creatures great and small) and doesn't really do doggy things, like fetch or chase balls or make noises. Because he's lazy and prefers to lay down on any blanket in the immediate area.
So, here are dumb pictures of my dumb dog.
Look at the stumpy little legs!
He's still TERRIFIED of thunder, what a pussy.
Mal riding home from the adoption agency, when he was still called Jolly. Shoulda been named Lazy.
Ever watchful, he sits on my porch plotting DOOM.
Ever watchful, he wants to be petted while I work.
Ever watchful...WHAT THE FUCK AM I TALKING ABOUT?! You are so lazy, you lazy, scampery bastard.
He's pretty cool and I'm glad I rescued him, if only for the way he prances around with his bandezee on like a little, gay, cowboy. Lord, does he prance.
I can't go downstairs to use the bathroom without her hounding me all the way from the steps to the bathroom door, and back again.
She even has a special ball she only picks up for me to throw.
Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
The awkwardest boner.
Nutsack predators are the WORST predators.
I've only recently started letting him out of cage during the night and when I'm at work. It is a little creepy to wake up and see his doggy face staring at mine, as he sits on the floor next to the bed.
we've taken to calling dogs "fluffs"
as in "I saw this massive fluff take a poop in the middle of the street today."
Until you actually have to give your dog the proper handle signal or voice command for stand up and go over there so you can wipe in peace, you haven't lived. Granted he does it with precision, but it's awkward to click and treat at that moment.
I can't have one
it actually really hurts
but I'll never let him come into the bathroom with me
that's just too awkward.
but I'm not good with animals
this is me
His ears are floppy and so is his tongue and he likes bones because they taste like food.
pretty sure it's not his paws he's licking
also
he's just trying to give you some advice
Maybe it's a huge ass Maine Coon and it literally busts down the door
Origin: Turamb | Steam: Turambar | last.fm
Jesus, you'd think, but no. He cleans his paws like a goddamn cat. He bats his paws while flipped on his side or back to get your attention like a cat. If not for the fact that he's so excited for attention and to see you when you get home, I'd swear he was a dog shaped cat.
Also, there's no need to give me THAT advice. I know what's up.