okay here's what you need to know about the marvel universe
I'd fuck Chris Evans as Captain America until his legs fell off, and I'd mount a giant hamster bottle on the wall to make sure I didn't dehydrate him into a dessicated husk from all the fluids he'd be losing
I guess I'd make kisses with Robert Downey Jr. as Iron Man
that is all
And yet apparently you wouldn't go anywhere near Samuel L. Jackson. Racist.
maybe i think he's TOO GOOD for me and i'm intimidated, you fucking ableist
More believable if you didn't have a big "White Power" sign on the wall behind you.
i am dedicating at least four pages of my sketcbook to images of you on fire
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There's a few mutants who also have superpowers or upgrades from other shit, which makes things even more confusing.
Wolverine is a mutant, whose natural superpowers include enhanced senses, his healing factor, and claws made of bone that come out of his hands. However, he's had his skeleton laced with adamantium via technology and had a bunch of fucked up knowledge and combat skills programmed in there as part of Weapon X, so he's also kind of a cyborg? Kinda.
And then you have guys that, despite being longtime associated foes of the X-Men, are not (in the original, mainstream comic continuity) mutants but gained their powers through other means.
Juggernaut, for example, is not a mutant. He gets his powers from a magical gemstone that is linked to a cosmic entity. Mr. Sinister is also not a mutant, he's a mutate who was turned into what he is by Apocalypse, who is also a mutant but more importantly has been augmented to nearly godlike power via technology he discovered in ancient Egypt left behind by cosmic beings who had fucked around on Earth thousands of years ago.
And then you have a whole class of hero whose powerset is "Learned hand to hand combat from Captain America".
okay here's what you need to know about the marvel universe
I'd fuck Chris Evans as Captain America until his legs fell off, and I'd mount a giant hamster bottle on the wall to make sure I didn't dehydrate him into a dessicated husk from all the fluids he'd be losing
I guess I'd make kisses with Robert Downey Jr. as Iron Man
that is all
Favouring Captain America over Iron Man is why men complain that women are illogical, unfathomable creatures.
okay here's what you need to know about the marvel universe
I'd fuck Chris Evans as Captain America until his legs fell off, and I'd mount a giant hamster bottle on the wall to make sure I didn't dehydrate him into a dessicated husk from all the fluids he'd be losing
I guess I'd make kisses with Robert Downey Jr. as Iron Man
that is all
Favouring Captain America over Iron Man is why men complain that women are illogical, unfathomable creatures.
I'd much rather shag RDJ than Chris Evans. Jackson is pretty hot also.
This Twilight Struggle game is really neat but man it is a lot to take in at once.
One player plays the USSR one player plays the USA and you play through the Cold War. The game is VERY rooted in history. The gameplay is mostly driven by a deck of 110 cards. The catch is that each of these 110 cards is unique and based in historical events (the soviets can play De Gaulle Leads France for example, to gain influence in France and remove the effects of NATO from France). Which is super neat! But also holy god so much to take in at once.
Have you ever played 1960: The Making Of The President?
okay here's what you need to know about the marvel universe
I'd fuck Chris Evans as Captain America until his legs fell off, and I'd mount a giant hamster bottle on the wall to make sure I didn't dehydrate him into a dessicated husk from all the fluids he'd be losing
I guess I'd make kisses with Robert Downey Jr. as Iron Man
that is all
And yet apparently you wouldn't go anywhere near Samuel L. Jackson. Racist.
maybe i think he's TOO GOOD for me and i'm intimidated, you fucking ableist
More believable if you didn't have a big "White Power" sign on the wall behind you.
i am dedicating at least four pages of my sketcbook to images of you on fire
Will there be two pages of me sinking baskets before hand?
okay here's what you need to know about the marvel universe
I'd fuck Chris Evans as Captain America until his legs fell off, and I'd mount a giant hamster bottle on the wall to make sure I didn't dehydrate him into a dessicated husk from all the fluids he'd be losing
I guess I'd make kisses with Robert Downey Jr. as Iron Man
that is all
And yet apparently you wouldn't go anywhere near Samuel L. Jackson. Racist.
maybe i think he's TOO GOOD for me and i'm intimidated, you fucking ableist
More believable if you didn't have a big "White Power" sign on the wall behind you.
i am dedicating at least four pages of my sketcbook to images of you on fire
Will there be two pages of me sinking baskets before hand?
There's a few mutants who also have superpowers or upgrades from other shit, which makes things even more confusing.
Wolverine is a mutant, whose natural superpowers include enhanced senses, his healing factor, and claws made of bone that come out of his hands. However, he's had his skeleton laced with adamantium via technology and had a bunch of fucked up knowledge and combat skills programmed in there as part of Weapon X, so he's also kind of a cyborg? Kinda.
And then you have guys that, despite being longtime associated foes of the X-Men, are not (in the original, mainstream comic continuity) mutants but gained their powers through other means.
Juggernaut, for example, is not a mutant. He gets his powers from a magical gemstone that is linked to a cosmic entity. Mr. Sinister is also not a mutant, he's a mutate who was turned into what he is by Apocalypse, who is also a mutant but more importantly has been augmented to nearly godlike power via technology he discovered in ancient Egypt left behind by cosmic beings who had fucked around on Earth thousands of years ago.
And then you have a whole class of hero whose powerset is "Learned hand to hand combat from Captain America".
Hawkeye is the best non powered hero. He is just so cool. His powers are a bow and arrow and a cocky fucking grin and he is right there slugging it out side by side with Thor and whoever.
@desc: that's fantastic. The V.A.S.T. synthesis engine is so fucking powerful. I've fooled around with it before and it's just mindblowing how extensive and deep the possibilities are. You could spend years programming it and still have plenty of room to explore.
They are, in a word, vast.
So it was an electronic music class taught by a late 90s Mac computer type of guy
So everyone in the lab was either trying to write moody hip hop bangers or else they were part of this all in black industrial boy clique
We shared the cassette deck between three keyboards so as you switched channels it would go from "boom bap Boombap *gangster slide whistle*" to black lipstick pumping club industrial and then over to my channel which was clanking noises that I had pitched down an octave and rumbling bass noises
I never met a sound I wasn't ready to pitch down and low pass filter then
There's a few mutants who also have superpowers or upgrades from other shit, which makes things even more confusing.
Wolverine is a mutant, whose natural superpowers include enhanced senses, his healing factor, and claws made of bone that come out of his hands. However, he's had his skeleton laced with adamantium via technology and had a bunch of fucked up knowledge and combat skills programmed in there as part of Weapon X, so he's also kind of a cyborg? Kinda.
And then you have guys that, despite being longtime associated foes of the X-Men, are not (in the original, mainstream comic continuity) mutants but gained their powers through other means.
Juggernaut, for example, is not a mutant. He gets his powers from a magical gemstone that is linked to a cosmic entity. Mr. Sinister is also not a mutant, he's a mutate who was turned into what he is by Apocalypse, who is also a mutant but more importantly has been augmented to nearly godlike power via technology he discovered in ancient Egypt left behind by cosmic beings who had fucked around on Earth thousands of years ago.
And then you have a whole class of hero whose powerset is "Learned hand to hand combat from Captain America".
Hawkeye is the best non powered hero. He is just so cool. His powers are a bow and arrow and a cocky fucking grin and he is right there slugging it out side by side with Thor and whoever.
I'm assuming that you're counting "lots of money" as a superpower here.
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There's a few mutants who also have superpowers or upgrades from other shit, which makes things even more confusing.
Wolverine is a mutant, whose natural superpowers include enhanced senses, his healing factor, and claws made of bone that come out of his hands. However, he's had his skeleton laced with adamantium via technology and had a bunch of fucked up knowledge and combat skills programmed in there as part of Weapon X, so he's also kind of a cyborg? Kinda.
And then you have guys that, despite being longtime associated foes of the X-Men, are not (in the original, mainstream comic continuity) mutants but gained their powers through other means.
Juggernaut, for example, is not a mutant. He gets his powers from a magical gemstone that is linked to a cosmic entity. Mr. Sinister is also not a mutant, he's a mutate who was turned into what he is by Apocalypse, who is also a mutant but more importantly has been augmented to nearly godlike power via technology he discovered in ancient Egypt left behind by cosmic beings who had fucked around on Earth thousands of years ago.
And then you have a whole class of hero whose powerset is "Learned hand to hand combat from Captain America".
Hawkeye is the best non powered hero. He is just so cool. His powers are a bow and arrow and a cocky fucking grin and he is right there slugging it out side by side with Thor and whoever.
I'm assuming that you're counting "lots of money" as a superpower here.
There's a few mutants who also have superpowers or upgrades from other shit, which makes things even more confusing.
Wolverine is a mutant, whose natural superpowers include enhanced senses, his healing factor, and claws made of bone that come out of his hands. However, he's had his skeleton laced with adamantium via technology and had a bunch of fucked up knowledge and combat skills programmed in there as part of Weapon X, so he's also kind of a cyborg? Kinda.
And then you have guys that, despite being longtime associated foes of the X-Men, are not (in the original, mainstream comic continuity) mutants but gained their powers through other means.
Juggernaut, for example, is not a mutant. He gets his powers from a magical gemstone that is linked to a cosmic entity. Mr. Sinister is also not a mutant, he's a mutate who was turned into what he is by Apocalypse, who is also a mutant but more importantly has been augmented to nearly godlike power via technology he discovered in ancient Egypt left behind by cosmic beings who had fucked around on Earth thousands of years ago.
And then you have a whole class of hero whose powerset is "Learned hand to hand combat from Captain America".
Hawkeye is the best non powered hero. He is just so cool. His powers are a bow and arrow and a cocky fucking grin and he is right there slugging it out side by side with Thor and whoever.
I'm assuming that you're counting "lots of money" as a superpower here.
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he had that whole radioactive spider thing
i am dedicating at least four pages of my sketcbook to images of you on fire
And then you have a whole class of hero whose powerset is "Learned hand to hand combat from Captain America".
bros get chicks
brains get money
nobody happy
nope
I'd much rather shag RDJ than Chris Evans. Jackson is pretty hot also.
No. I hear it is similar though. Yeah?
Where on his mechanical suit would he hang the Truck Nutz?
All their powers come from manipulating aether.
I think Warren Ellis has disowned Ruins.
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pony would buy every issue i bet
*spits coffee everywhere*
His origin is being really blind.
Will there be two pages of me sinking baskets before hand?
Alternate not old person joke:
But I don't own a guitar...
Comics are acceptable nerd bait here. Count how many people have comic av/sig combos.
Tempted to go back to my colossus and Kitty sig. But might instead make one with the Hulk or Cyclops being a dick.
nope
mutate, like spider-man and the hulk
daredevil got sprayed with fucked up chemicals when he was a kid due to being in the wrong place at the wrong time
it blinded him, but also gave him superhuman senses
what the fuck is this shit, reader's digest?
Hawkeye is the best non powered hero. He is just so cool. His powers are a bow and arrow and a cocky fucking grin and he is right there slugging it out side by side with Thor and whoever.
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Nah he's just a blind guy
apparently that's a superpower
It's kind of terrifying because people can watch you without you knowing.
I have totally gotten whispers about whiffed ults and fuckups.
Is this where we get to talk about The Tick?
If Star Trek isn't acceptable nerd bait here you're all worse than Hitler.
So it was an electronic music class taught by a late 90s Mac computer type of guy
So everyone in the lab was either trying to write moody hip hop bangers or else they were part of this all in black industrial boy clique
We shared the cassette deck between three keyboards so as you switched channels it would go from "boom bap Boombap *gangster slide whistle*" to black lipstick pumping club industrial and then over to my channel which was clanking noises that I had pitched down an octave and rumbling bass noises
I never met a sound I wasn't ready to pitch down and low pass filter then
Blind but got hit by some toxic waste I think.
My dad would know. He is a big daredevil fan.
and it attacks his mutate genes
and get the beetus
and has to carry snacks and juice boxes with him under his tights
I'm assuming that you're counting "lots of money" as a superpower here.
when I had Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever
the stuff that blinded him gave him superpowers
it was some weird chemical that i don't think ever came up again
that was how things went in the 70's in comics
people got powers literally by freak accidents
No Cass you just have it in schizophrenic mode.
That's Batman's super power.
Star Trek is fine. But discussing ship sizes is a bit beyond most.
I own Jackal's ships of the fleet 1-3. So much geeky info.
Right, and Ironman's.