Star Wars: [Phalla]nce in the Force - Sith Empire(mafia) Are Victorious

Matev

All right jetiise, homework is incoming!

TheRoadVirus

@infidel , that is glorious
@vertroue , there's a game for being a pretty princess?

MrTLicious

Capfalcon wrote: »

Damn it, I am the worst.

MrTLicious

Yes. Yes you are.

vertroue

SaberOverEasy

TheRoadVirus wrote: »

The day I got an acronym was the day I felt like the prettiest princess

You can be the prettiest princess AGAIN TRV!

TheRoadVirus

I need to go to pax one year. And find like 5 other bearded and manly looking people to play this game with on the convention floor somewhere.

Infidel

TheRoadVirus wrote: »

I need to go to pax one year. And find like 5 other bearded and manly looking people to play this game with on the convention floor somewhere.

I'm in.

Okay, night all, I have early meeting tomorrow.

Infidel

Well shit apparently that is a smiley. Close enough!

corvidae

anyone else notice how retaba and ketbra have traded avatars and have jedi names similar to each other?

shalmelo

kime wrote: »

Infidel wrote: »

kime wrote: »

Infidel wrote: »

So you need the publicly known Jedi and publicly known Padawans to contact you so that you can contact them with orders? Because finding them would be so hard right.

Padawans are Jedi too? I said questioningly?

Jedi Knights and Jedi Padawans, he asked for Jedi to contact him. Which includes everyone on the player list (except the mafia, but I bet they'd play pretend)

Jedi are Council and Masters and Knights etc., Padawans are typically known as such and not Jedi.

Well, I checked my (NOT MAFIA) role PM. We are "Jedi Padawans", so Jedi = village, not a subset of it.

Wait a second. Kime is not claiming godlike powers and threatening to destroy everyone? And also flat out saying that he isn't mafia??

Who are you, sith lord, and what have you done with kime?

Smoove Operator

corvidae wrote: »

anyone else notice how retaba and ketbra have traded avatars and have jedi names similar to each other?

Classic Sith move.

tzeentchling

corvidae wrote: »

anyone else notice how retaba and ketbra have traded avatars and have jedi names similar to each other?

The sith are playing mind tricks with us!

FecklessRogue

Fellow Jedi Knights, I stand before you to suggest that we form into small strike teams. Are you already doing so? Top notch work.

Are you not? Reach out to someone and start. I'm thinking like the hitsquads that normally form in HP games except trying to control planets. Or all use [redacted]. Whichever. If your group starts suffering strange sudden deaths or other nefarious occurrences, you reveal it to the thread and we go from there.

Shiny New Toys

I understand the need tO network, hell I want people I trust to work with, but if we all [redacted] then the doth have free reign to gain control of these planets. We need to think about a balance between giving the sith that power ( that I don't honk we know what it is yet) and finding friends.

Shiny New Toys

Posting from phone so sith is a word you stupid thing not doth.

Baidol

I was wondering if you had lapsed into Ye Olde English for a reason.

Retaba

That is what Shiny typed in our PM, I thought the Doth was some nerd word for Sith Trickster phone.

Baidol

We should start calling "Sith" "Doth."

Doth is a much funnier name.

Retaba

tzeentchling wrote: »

corvidae wrote: »

anyone else notice how retaba and ketbra have traded avatars and have jedi names similar to each other?

The sith are playing mind tricks with us!

I was the King of the Council, but I wanted to live the life of a common Jedi. He was a common Jedi who wanted to be King!

The Anonymous

Hmm.

Doth Vader. Doth Maul. Doth Wanglord.

I like it.

Baidol

Doth Wanglord is a magnificent name.

Matev

All right, everyone should have a message from the Council on their commlinks. And with that, I will be going dormant.

warban

jdarksun wrote: »

l3lasphemer69 wrote: »

I needed a name to post. wrote: »

Star Wars Phalla 1 is the most disappointing thing since my son. I mean, how much more can you fuck up a Star Wars phalla? And while my son eventually hanged himself in the bathroom of an Applebee's, the unfortunate reality of the Star Wars phallas is that they will be around forever. They can never be undone. If you're under the age of like 20 and you say your least favorite phalla was Phalla of Loxley because it was the most boringest one, then I suggest you hide these posts right now, before I carefully explain how much of a fucking goose you are.

So where do I possibly begin? Nothing in Phallance makes any sense at all. It comes off like a phalla written by an eight-year-old. It's like ObiFett wrote it in one draft, like wrapped it up and decided to go with it without anyone saying that it made no sense or was a stupid incoherent mess. I guess who's going to question ObiFett or tell him what to do? He controls every aspect of the game. I also think people just assumed that a Star Wars phalla would be an instant hit, I mean how do you screw it up? IT'S LIKE A HOT DOG, YOU BOIL THE WATER, YOU PUT IN THE

Day One: The Grudges

Dafuq did i just read

INANTP is spoofing this

This is great.

warban

!Nirya

Farangu

Matev wrote: »

All right, everyone should have a message from the Council on their commlinks. And with that, I will be going dormant.

This Jedi is on the case!

Thought for the day: ...man, Doth Wanglord IS a cool name.

Assuran

!Grunt's Ghost

This is for dying to inactivity in the last mini.

Malkor

38thDoe or as colloquially know, ☺☻♥♣♪♫Ω∞♠♦◘○

bravo

Grunt's Ghosts

I died in the mini?

EDIT: I was sure I voted. To be honest, I lost track of what was going on early.

l3lasphemer69

Infidel wrote: »

Baidol wrote: »

Nerds

I nerd-shocked my coworkers at lunch once, who are all developers/geeks, about just how much Star Wars crap I know.

NEEEERRRRRRDS

I represent that statement

TheRoadVirus

I must say, I am a bit hesitant about this command passed down from the council.
Are we sure that the one giving us these orders has not been tainted?
And wasn't it one of our own that said that only a Sith deals in absolutes?
Surely this "report back or you are Sith" sounds... off to some of you?

*Also it sounds like the game is being played for us

REG Rysk

I agree and I told my representative as much. I'm not going to have the game played for me because you think you can math a win.

Retaba

Day 1 and we're already fighting among ourselves.

Assuran

Agreed times three.

This is essentially a role call, which makes the game less fun. Most of the fun is figuring out who the bad guys are via deduction and luck. This feels like you're trying to start a network that breaks the game day 1. And having been part of the Mafia in the Archer game, let me tell you how much fun that was knowing you couldn't do a thing.

I'm not mafia, but what you're asking for makes the game impossible for them to win.

Never mind the fact that I'm 100% sure at least one of the Masters are Sith, so they have your whole plan.

Gaslight

Well, I have no message from the council. Since I can't reply to a message I didn't get, I guess that makes me sith. But since the council didn't contact me, I guess they've concluded I'm sith already!

Or maybe only knights got contacted?

Retaba

That appears to be the case

TheRoadVirus

Ask your knight (I assume you are a padawan?) if they've been contacted yet.
I've got some more theories, also. Knights, please send me a PM. I have something we need to think about.

Alegis

Please, be kind to Knight Plinkett. The order allows dissenting voices to be heard.

MrTLicious

Actually, I think what they're doing makes it nearly impossible for the village the win.

Smoove Operator

I think Matev may have been a little hasty in sending out PMs.

There is more discussion that needs to be had on the Council boards. IF the plan goes forward as proposed on the boards, there are some really important parts I want to point out.

1) People can and will lie about their results.
2) This is only a "Day 1" plan, and should not be carried past that.
3) This does NOT math out a win. It creates what amounts to a very good "vote record." A database that can be referenced and analyzed later once Council members start dying.
4) The more people who participate, the better the results. Nobody can make you do anything, though.

CaptainPlanet82

Picking Kias as a welcome back present.