[Wrestling Thread] We all dig crazy chicks

Nirya

Welcome back to the Wrestling Thread, where we talk all things WWE, RoH, CHIKARA, PWG, and even DGUSA and Evolve if we really care*

So how can you join the conversation? Well, do you like wrestling?



Do you have opinions?



Are you a fan of Daniel Bryan?



Then enjoy your stay. I swear we aren't as scary as we appear. Right DB?



*TNA talk is banned until further notice.

Hjorvarthr

....yes....?

Nirya

This thread is my futile attempt at killing the YES! chants.

Kuribo's Shoe

the ballot was confusing!

crwth

why would you ever want to kill the yes chants

terrible

just the worst

facetious

Nirya banned from starting wrestling threads forevermore.

Xehalus

Nirya wrote:

Are you a fan of Daniel Bryan?

Hjorvarthr

crwth wrote: »

why would you ever want to kill the yes chants

terrible

just the worst

Nirya is the Britta of wrestling threads

Sweeney Tom

Let's purposefully talk about how the Yes chants are great and TNA at its worst is better than Nirya wrestling threads

The last part is debatable, but it mentions TNA

SLAMMU

So I'm watching Smackdown right now, does anybody else really hate how Del Rio does his armbar? He always looks like he is just humping the guy's elbow and it is more silly than anything

QuickSnap

crwth wrote: »

why would you ever want to kill the yes chants

terrible

just the worst

I agree. IF we Kill the YES! chants, then everyone will go back to doing WHAT? chants. And that is a future I do not wish to envision.

Here's the 03 Angle/Benoit Feud in a nutshell.

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Now in .gif format:

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Look at those soulless eyes of Benoit. Must have been a monster even then! :shock:

Nirya

It is mostly that I would like DB to be more than just a YES! chant. That's what I'm afraid he's turning into in the eyes of regular fans.

Xehalus

Kurt Angle, Doctor of Huganomics

Kuribo's Shoe

can I chant "18 seconds" instead

The Geek

Angle and Benoit put on some amazing matches.

PwnanObrien

I knew I should have made "River City [Wrestling]" a thread. I had a sprite sheet and everything. Nirya your titles are bad and you should feel bad.

Nirya

Everything I do is great.

Alistair Hutton

Xehalus wrote: »

Kurt Angle, Doctor of Huganomics

Bedlam

I think I fell asleep during the main event.

I remember a YES! lock and then those car guys started talking.

Stupid car guys.

Bedlam

Also I enjoyed the Layla/Natalya match.

Just a little dispointed that AJ and Layla vs The Bellas will never happen now.

except in my dreams

Hjorvarthr

AJ slapping Kaitlyn should happen every week

Sweeney Tom

I liked how she slapped her so hard the camera shook

They should do a gimmick where every time she slaps her, she does it so hard something ridiculous happens

like camera shaking, objects falling from high places, people in the background falling to the ground then getting up and exclaiming "WAS THAT AN EARTHQUAKE"

Xehalus

they should play the 3 stooges sound effect over it next week

THEPAIN73

Is it safe to say that Over the Limit will have the match of the year (barring shenanigans)?

DaMoonRulz

I must say I'm very troubled by the recent violence in the WWE against imaginary children. What kind of message is that sending?

chrishallett83

Sweeney Tom wrote: »

I liked how she slapped her so hard the camera shook

They should do a gimmick where every time she slaps her, she does it so hard something ridiculous happens

like camera shaking, objects falling from high places, people in the background falling to the ground then getting up and exclaiming "WAS THAT AN EARTHQUAKE"

The should have done that with Nattie farting.

Hjorvarthr

Please don't creative ideas like that


They gave up on that I think, thank god

Psychotic One

DaMoonRulz wrote: »

I must say I'm very troubled by the recent violence in the WWE against imaginary children. What kind of message is that sending?

I'm waiting for the inevitable match where R-Truth just stands there grinning like an idiot while Little Jimmy destroys Truth's opponent. Mean while the Ref stands there confused and wonders if he should call for the bell for outside interference.

The Geebs That Is A Pony

the best idea I've heard is that lord tensai does his green mist at someone and reveals a small child instead

Sir Headless VII

I missed pretty much the last month of wrestling, did I miss anything good?

Xehalus

Brock Lesnar broke HHH arm

R Truth and Kofi Kingston are tag champs

Layla is the Diva champ again

Lauranaitis is gonna fight Cena

and Daniel Bryan is now feuding with CM Punk


oh and Dean Ambrose was the dark match before the last Smackdown

It's been an interesting month, I guess.

Sir Headless VII

How and why did Brock lesnar break HHH's arm?

Xehalus

with a UFC move

'cause HHH wouldn't let Raw change to Raw starring Brock Lesnar

facetious

You forgot that Cesaro debuted.

Xehalus

ahh yeah

and he stole Aksana from Teddy who is really good at making me sad

Xehalus

also Del Rio was traded to Smackdown and is feuding with Sheamus

Nirya

I'm working on my column right now, which means I'm watching Impact right now.


May god have mercy on my soul.

Assuran

This is why I never signed up for writing show reviews on any other site after I did it at FNExtreme a long time ago. Just not worth having to suffer through crap.

Nirya

Oh, it's not even show reviews. It's trying to pay attention to little details. My greatest hope is that my readers will submit enough Highlights from TNA that I never have to cover it. Unfortunately, no one ever submits TNA highlights.

Sweeney Tom

TNA highlights

that's the definition of oxymoron

Nirya

Sweeney Tom wrote: »

TNA highlights

that's the definition of oxymoron

I've had highlights from the Knockouts more than the guys in TNA. I don't know how that even happened.