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[Wrestling Thread] We all dig crazy chicks

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  • the stip is a five minute mayhem match

    if neither one reaches a decision within five minutes they're both fired

    no DQs, no count outs

    just to see what the internet does

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  • HjorvarthrHjorvarthr Registered User regular
    Lord Botchtai

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  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    there's the mist

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    That's going on Botchamania

    He could barely lift Punk

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  • NiryaNirya THE NEXT STAGE IN E-BO-LUTIONRegistered User regular
    Holy shit that slam was so bad.

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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Who's fault was that? Punk's or Tensai's?

    “Every man shall reap what he has sown, from the highest lord to the lowest gutter rat." - Stannis Baratheon
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  • HjorvarthrHjorvarthr Registered User regular
    YOU'RE NOT BETTER THAN ME PUNK

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  • MagellMagell Sphinx! Parts UnknownRegistered User regular
    Looked like Punk's fault.

    Impressed by how Punk almost lifted Tensai though.

    Love D-Bry's undeserved celebration and the Yes locks.

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    So

    Cena

    Sheamus

    And now Punk

    all have arm problems

    This is a first I think

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  • NiryaNirya THE NEXT STAGE IN E-BO-LUTIONRegistered User regular
    Well, Punk didn't jump at all, so I'd err on the side of Punk, but Tensai has been dogshit the entire match, so probably a bit of both.

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  • NiryaNirya THE NEXT STAGE IN E-BO-LUTIONRegistered User regular
    So

    Cena

    Sheamus

    And now Punk

    all have arm problems

    This is a first I think

    Also HHH.

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Apparently they finally found a way to cool Bryan to the crowds.

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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
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    Still at least Punk and Bryan closed Raw and not Cena. So that's good.

    Overall the show wasn't bad. Almost all the segments had a purpose to build to the PPV or start/further angles. I'm interested to see where this Big Show/Eve thing goes.

    Edit: Romanian he's a heel. I don't want to see him go back to being a underdog face. Besides he was still doing his yes thing so you can't accuse them of stiffling that.

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    Still at least Punk and Bryan closed Raw and not Cena. So that's good.

    Overall the show wasn't bad. Almost all the segments had a purpose to build to the PPV or start/further angles. I'm interested to see where this Big Show/Eve thing goes.

    Big Show/Ryder Revenge Series.

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  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    it ends with Layla whoopin' Eve's ass

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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Nirya wrote: »
    Well, Punk didn't jump at all, so I'd err on the side of Punk, but Tensai has been dogshit the entire match, so probably a bit of both.

    Tensai wasn't doing much but then again I'm glad since Bryan was also in the match. I'd like to see him go back to using his argentine backbreaker and firemans carry neckbreaker though.

    “Every man shall reap what he has sown, from the highest lord to the lowest gutter rat." - Stannis Baratheon
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  • LuxLux Registered User regular
    Brock Lesnar's statement should have ended with, "And Kmart sucks! I do all my one-stop shopping at Target!"

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity Ask me about Super Propane and Super Propane accessoriesRegistered User regular
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    I'd be really surprised if Lesnar is gone for good. Besides I highly doubt he'd get his full 5 million if he just ups and leaves now.

    What

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  • Psychotic OnePsychotic One Never let an alligator... Do your taxesRegistered User regular
    I had a fun thought for a match.

    I want a Brock Vs. Rock match reffed by the Sock(o)

    Mostly I want that just to hear Booker try to say it coherently in Booker speak

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  • BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    Mostly I want that just to hear Booker try to say it coherently in Booker speak

    Is anything in Booker-speak ever coherent?

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  • Psychotic OnePsychotic One Never let an alligator... Do your taxesRegistered User regular
    Mostly I want that just to hear Booker try to say it coherently in Booker speak

    Is anything in Booker-speak ever coherent?

    I understand there is something about a ducky.

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  • PwnanObrienPwnanObrien Registered User regular
    Well, I guess I'm going to have The Embassy's theme stuck in my head for another week. Thanks ROH, assholes.

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  • Dyvim TvarDyvim Tvar Kings don't sleep, so don't sleep on the Vice. The dance floorRegistered User regular
    Did they bring back Jimmy Rave and finally put the belt on him?

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  • LBD_NytetraynLBD_Nytetrayn TorontoRegistered User regular
    I have to admit, Lesnar's... well, "Lesnar's" burn on Triple H was pretty good. You know, the one about how he lasted so long in Hell in a Cell against Undertaker, yet less than a minute against Lesnar?

    Of course, he's not mentioning all the cheap shots he took...

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  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    Holy shit Heyman!

    Also I love that the faces make fun of johnny's voice, throw schoolyard insults at him and tell him they can't wait for the big kid to beat him up at lunchtime, but don't be a bully kids be a star.

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    How pretty am I?
    Geth roll 1d10
    Geth wrote: »
    /me rolls 1d10 -> 10 (sum:10)
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  • David_TDavid_T Registered User regular
    Remember that they only have so many Lesnar appearances to work with. They probably spent a couple of months worth already, they have to write him out from time to time.

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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    PWInsider.com is reporting Paul Heyman will be appearing on WWE semi regularly until SummerSlam.

    It is reported that Brock Lesnar and Triple H will have a SummerSlam match in August and Heyman continues to represent Lesnar up until that event. WWE feels Heyman is able to speak for Lesnar and keep the storyline going while not having to use up too many dates for Lesnar's appearance.

    Reportedly Heyman has agreed to do this storyline to work with people he genuinely enjoys such as Lesnar, make some money and get his name back out there in regular conversation.

    Good for him, and even better that they're doing Lesnar/HHH for Summerslam and not Lesnar/Orton. Like I said Brock better win that match though. Hunter has NO excuse beating him.

    “Every man shall reap what he has sown, from the highest lord to the lowest gutter rat." - Stannis Baratheon
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  • ChillyWillyChillyWilly Registered User regular
    PAFC Top 10 Finisher in Seasons 1 and 3. 2nd in Seasons 4 and 5. Final 4 in Season 6.
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  • LTMLTM Registered User regular
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    PWInsider.com is reporting Paul Heyman will be appearing on WWE semi regularly until SummerSlam.

    It is reported that Brock Lesnar and Triple H will have a SummerSlam match in August and Heyman continues to represent Lesnar up until that event. WWE feels Heyman is able to speak for Lesnar and keep the storyline going while not having to use up too many dates for Lesnar's appearance.

    Reportedly Heyman has agreed to do this storyline to work with people he genuinely enjoys such as Lesnar, make some money and get his name back out there in regular conversation.

    Good for him, and even better that they're doing Lesnar/HHH for Summerslam and not Lesnar/Orton. Like I said Brock better win that match though. Hunter has NO excuse beating him.

    Except HHH should win, in order to continue stifling Ace's plans to "legitimize" WWE. Then, after a final blowout next year at WM, Lesnar goes away a broken man, and Ace is "fired".

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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    LTM wrote: »
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    PWInsider.com is reporting Paul Heyman will be appearing on WWE semi regularly until SummerSlam.

    It is reported that Brock Lesnar and Triple H will have a SummerSlam match in August and Heyman continues to represent Lesnar up until that event. WWE feels Heyman is able to speak for Lesnar and keep the storyline going while not having to use up too many dates for Lesnar's appearance.

    Reportedly Heyman has agreed to do this storyline to work with people he genuinely enjoys such as Lesnar, make some money and get his name back out there in regular conversation.

    Good for him, and even better that they're doing Lesnar/HHH for Summerslam and not Lesnar/Orton. Like I said Brock better win that match though. Hunter has NO excuse beating him.

    Except HHH should win, in order to continue stifling Ace's plans to "legitimize" WWE. Then, after a final blowout next year at WM, Lesnar goes away a broken man, and Ace is "fired".

    I don't mind Lesnar jobbing again by Mania 29 but Brock has to at least get a few wins during this run. Brock losing to someone like Punk or even Orton I don't mind but no way should he lose to HHH or Cena again.

    “Every man shall reap what he has sown, from the highest lord to the lowest gutter rat." - Stannis Baratheon
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  • LTMLTM Registered User regular
    This is why I hate this whole contract and idea.

    Brock doesn't have enough appearances to fully set up a major story arc. Jericho didn't really either, but he made it work because he's charismatic and can get over immediately.

    Now we get Paul Heyman reading prepared statements, instead.

    It gets me so internet-raged! RAWR!

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  • MagellMagell Sphinx! Parts UnknownRegistered User regular
    They have at least written Brock off in a smart way, and he can't cut a promo so it's good that Heyman is taking over that part for him.

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  • BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    Magell wrote: »
    They have at least written Brock off in a smart way, and he can't cut a promo so it's good that Heyman is taking over that part for him.

    Agreed, having met the man a few times, I can say that Heyman is a slimy, self-serving, d-bag, but I loved his booking and the man can make the microphone his bitch. Anything that gets him some TV time, I'll be watching.

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  • MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    70 in a 55!

    That bastardo!

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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Heyman is an excellent promo guy and booker (if you ignore his late original ECW run) just keep him the fuck away from the money. Personally I'm glad he's back after the debacle that got him fired back in 2006.

    “Every man shall reap what he has sown, from the highest lord to the lowest gutter rat." - Stannis Baratheon
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  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    kingworks wrote: »

    I can't read this at work, but I hope the car he was pulled over in was something really expensive.

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  • MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    kingworks wrote: »

    First comment...
    And by the looks of him I bet he had no car insurance?

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  • DoomSong8DoomSong8 Registered User regular
    evilbob wrote: »
    Also I love that the faces make fun of johnny's voice, throw schoolyard insults at him and tell him they can't wait for the big kid to beat him up at lunchtime, but don't be a bully kids be a star.
    Ughhhhhh

    These people play characters on TV

    They do not have to be role models

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