[Wrestling Thread] We all dig crazy chicks

SarcasmoBlaster

I hope they give Bryan promo time instead of just having him do a run in on Punk/Tensai.

wirehead26

Well this should be interesting.

Romanian My Escutcheon

Brodus Clay telling me to call my mother on Sunday feels vaguely more threatening than it should.

Sweeney Tom

Romanian My Escutcheon wrote: »

Brodus Clay telling me to call my mother on Sunday feels vaguely more threatening than it should.

Especially with that ridiculously big smile he had

Nirya

I like this match so far. This is a weird feeling, to like a Brodus/Miz match.

PwnanObrien

Well for one thing this match is building as if it's going to last longer than three minutes.

Nope. Spoke too soon. Over.

Romanian My Escutcheon

Awwwwww.

Sweeney Tom

That match was helped by the fact that Brodus was on the defensive more than not, and that was a first for him at least as Funkasaurus.

Sweeney Tom

be a star

Cyrondin

i ues to call that women a whore! #BEASTAR

Romanian My Escutcheon

To be fair, I don't know if a Funkasaurus match could last much longer than that without losing steam.

Magell

Is CM Punk fucking with me?

CM Punk ‏ @CMPunk
Okay. I'm having a blast with this. Here he is. The man. MY man. And he's headed to the ring....
https://twitter.com/#!/CMPunk/status/199688152246521856/photo/1

Nirya

Mark Henry is so wonderful. I wish he was champion again.

Cyrondin

is that paul haymen? i thought he called it quits.

PwnanObrien

Magell wrote: »

Is CM Punk fucking with me?

CM Punk ‏ @CMPunk
Okay. I'm having a blast with this. Here he is. The man. MY man. And he's headed to the ring....
https://twitter.com/#!/CMPunk/status/199688152246521856/photo/1

Spoiler:

Sheamus is excited.

wirehead26

Is Paul Heyman really going to appear in the next segment?

Magell

Cyrondin wrote: »

is that paul haymen? i thought he called it quits.

The only real rule of wrestling is that nobody ever quits. And yes that is Paul Heyman.

Xehalus

Lesnar was Heyman's favorite project

so I imagine he'd love be apart of his comeback

Sweeney Tom

Magell wrote: »

Is CM Punk fucking with me?

CM Punk ‏ @CMPunk
Okay. I'm having a blast with this. Here he is. The man. MY man. And he's headed to the ring....
https://twitter.com/#!/CMPunk/status/199688152246521856/photo/1

oh my god don't even joke about that Punk

wirehead26

It makes sense though. Who else could lobby/threaten lawsuits to bring Lesnar back?

Xehalus

did you have to add bone breaking sounds WWE

ahhhh

PwnanObrien

@crankyvince wrote:

EVERYONE GET READY FOR A NICE LITTLE FUCKING TREAT FROM ME TO YOU. WE'RE ALL FUCKED.

Sweeney Tom

OH MY FUCKING GOD

YES
Y
ESE

YES

YES

YES

Romanian My Escutcheon

Well, you guys called it.

Now, who the fuck is Paul Heyman?

Nirya

Hahaha that arm cast looks hilarious. Also I didn't see HHH come out with Mayweather during the fight, so please stop lying to me WWE.

wirehead26

Nirya wrote: »

Hahaha that arm cast looks hilarious. Also I didn't see HHH come out with Mayweather during the fight, so please stop lying to me WWE.

He was there. Don't know how you missed him.

noir_blood

Romanian My Escutcheon wrote: »

Well, you guys called it.

Now, who the fuck is Paul Heyman?

This makes me feel entirely too old.

He's the guy that started ECW. For story purposes here, all that you need to know is that he was Brock Lesnar's mouthpiece the first time around.

Damn I missed that voice. He just has a way of speaking that was built for wrestling.

Nirya

wirehead26 wrote: »

Nirya wrote: »

Hahaha that arm cast looks hilarious. Also I didn't see HHH come out with Mayweather during the fight, so please stop lying to me WWE.

He was there. Don't know how you missed him.

I was probably too busy trying to figure out why Justin Beiber was there.

Sweeney Tom

noir_blood wrote: »

Damn I missed that voice. He just has a way of speaking that was built for wrestling.

Pretty much everything he says, he says with utter bile coming from his throat

And I love it

Cyrondin

Nirya wrote: »

wirehead26 wrote: »

Nirya wrote: »

Hahaha that arm cast looks hilarious. Also I didn't see HHH come out with Mayweather during the fight, so please stop lying to me WWE.

He was there. Don't know how you missed him.

I was probably too busy trying to figure out why Justin Beiber was there.

*insert way to easy gay joke here*

Xehalus

deja vu

Triple B

Huh.

wirehead26

Heyman better stay to cut Brock's promos for him again.

Romanian My Escutcheon

Okay, that was pretty good.

Wonder how this "I Quit Again Forever" angle's gonna work.

Nirya

Romanian My Escutcheon wrote: »

Okay, that was pretty good.

Wonder how this "I Quit Again Forever" angle's gonna work.

It'll continue with HHH calling Brock a pussy, which will cause Brock to return to beat up HHH.

wirehead26

Romanian My Escutcheon wrote: »

Okay, that was pretty good.

Wonder how this "I Quit Again Forever" angle's gonna work.

To make sure it's a "surprise" when he comes back.

Or he's actually gone for good, we won't know for sure till probably next month.

Xehalus

don't think this is an angle

he doesn't want to sell for Cena the entire time

so he quit

wirehead26

I'd be really surprised if Lesnar is gone for good. Besides I highly doubt he'd get his full 5 million if he just ups and leaves now.

Romanian My Escutcheon

Really, I don't think Lesnar would bring out his old mouthpiece once, and just to say "Fuck y'all, I'm out."

Then again, I didn't know who Heyman was until tonight, so I can't say I really know the man.

Magell

I want Punk vs. D-Bry at Over the Limit to go to a One Hour Broadway. Now I know I've said that everytime the two have faced off, but perhaps this time I'll be right.