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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    And while I would agree that any predominantly christian funded organization could spare ten grand, I doubt this guy's work has impressed anyone enough to justify that kind of of a donation.

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    godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Oghulk wrote: »
    alt post: the grey area on that scale universe thing at the largest end is how big the universe will be at before it implodes

    i'm makin that up but think about if it is

    seriously holy dicks

    A large grouping of the science community believes that the universe is actually elastic, so who knows? Maybe it will all snap back some day.

    I doubt it'll happen in our lifetimes, though. Or our children's. Or our children's children's. And on and on for about another couple billion years.

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    OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    It's so incredibly low budget and the premise being so hilarious I want some hollywood bro to pic it up and make it a full length feature film

    I will pay money to watch this horrible shit and get a few hours of non stop laughter

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    help help I'm suffering a childlike sense of wonder about our universe

    i curse godmode

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    Not even the moon can calm my rage of my coworker fucking me over

    I now have to work 16 fucking hours

    Goddammmmmmmit I hate you

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    Binary SquidBinary Squid We all make choices Registered User regular
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Oh my god, this trailer

    It has to be the most generic horror trailer I have ever seen

    It might be satire. The amount of money they want is chump change to most religious associations, and it would have been really simple to get the members of whatever organization they're with to just donate the money. There's lots of low quality productions that are similar to this, that are produced by groups with their own internal funding.

    But the killer box of porn is a pretty funny concept, regardless; unintentional or not.

    It is almost certainly unintentional.
    What this project is all about?

    Harmless is a feature film shot in the popular found footage style. It's the story about a husband and father and his battle with a box of porn that is found in the closet. Once opened, the box of porn begins to torment the family, much like a poltergeist. It's sort of a social commentary on how pornography can destroy a family.

    Why are we doing a project like this?

    Because films are not only entertaining but they're also a way to teach people. Society learns their morals and values through music, film and television. Pornography is such a huge problem that simply telling someone how dangerous it is usually doesn't work. You have to tell a compelling story to catch someone's attention and then educate them while they're being entertained.

    Interesting. I wonder why they couldn't get the funding for this from their social circle? Most groups will jump at the chance to get a message movie out in order to reinforce the idea among their members.

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    godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2012
    @Tef Enlightenment is the answer, my child.

    godmode on
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    OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    Godmode what is love

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    Baby don't hurt me

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    alt post: my butt

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    OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    wrong to both

    its the moon

    moon-stares-at-link-in-the-legend-of-zelda-majoras-mask_288x288.jpg

    that is love

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    godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Oghulk wrote: »
    Godmode what is love

    You see, when a mommy and a daddy find out mommy's gonna have a baby but they're not married yet, they go down to the courthouse and get some paperwork saying they love each other.

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Oh my god, this trailer

    It has to be the most generic horror trailer I have ever seen

    It might be satire. The amount of money they want is chump change to most religious associations, and it would have been really simple to get the members of whatever organization they're with to just donate the money. There's lots of low quality productions that are similar to this, that are produced by groups with their own internal funding.

    But the killer box of porn is a pretty funny concept, regardless; unintentional or not.

    It is almost certainly unintentional.
    What this project is all about?

    Harmless is a feature film shot in the popular found footage style. It's the story about a husband and father and his battle with a box of porn that is found in the closet. Once opened, the box of porn begins to torment the family, much like a poltergeist. It's sort of a social commentary on how pornography can destroy a family.

    Why are we doing a project like this?

    Because films are not only entertaining but they're also a way to teach people. Society learns their morals and values through music, film and television. Pornography is such a huge problem that simply telling someone how dangerous it is usually doesn't work. You have to tell a compelling story to catch someone's attention and then educate them while they're being entertained.

    Interesting. I wonder why they couldn't get the funding for this from their social circle? Most groups will jump at the chance to get a message movie out in order to reinforce the idea among their members.

    Goatmon wrote: »
    And while I would agree that any predominantly christian funded organization could spare ten grand, I doubt this guy's work has impressed anyone enough to justify that kind of of a donation.

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    OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    godmode wrote: »
    Oghulk wrote: »
    Godmode what is love

    You see, when a mommy and a daddy find out mommy's gonna have a baby but they're not married yet, they go down to the courthouse and get some paperwork saying they love each other.

    Is the baby the moon

    is that what the supermoon is? Jesus?

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    godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Oghulk wrote: »
    godmode wrote: »
    Oghulk wrote: »
    Godmode what is love

    You see, when a mommy and a daddy find out mommy's gonna have a baby but they're not married yet, they go down to the courthouse and get some paperwork saying they love each other.

    Is the baby the moon

    is that what the supermoon is? Jesus?

    Ask again later.

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    I'm working on my conspriacy thoery

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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
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    Binary SquidBinary Squid We all make choices Registered User regular
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Oh my god, this trailer

    It has to be the most generic horror trailer I have ever seen

    It might be satire. The amount of money they want is chump change to most religious associations, and it would have been really simple to get the members of whatever organization they're with to just donate the money. There's lots of low quality productions that are similar to this, that are produced by groups with their own internal funding.

    But the killer box of porn is a pretty funny concept, regardless; unintentional or not.

    It is almost certainly unintentional.
    What this project is all about?

    Harmless is a feature film shot in the popular found footage style. It's the story about a husband and father and his battle with a box of porn that is found in the closet. Once opened, the box of porn begins to torment the family, much like a poltergeist. It's sort of a social commentary on how pornography can destroy a family.

    Why are we doing a project like this?

    Because films are not only entertaining but they're also a way to teach people. Society learns their morals and values through music, film and television. Pornography is such a huge problem that simply telling someone how dangerous it is usually doesn't work. You have to tell a compelling story to catch someone's attention and then educate them while they're being entertained.

    Interesting. I wonder why they couldn't get the funding for this from their social circle? Most groups will jump at the chance to get a message movie out in order to reinforce the idea among their members.

    Goatmon wrote: »
    And while I would agree that any predominantly christian funded organization could spare ten grand, I doubt this guy's work has impressed anyone enough to justify that kind of of a donation.

    Ten grand, though? That's 'pass the hat' kind of money: a few bucks here, a few bucks there. Like, they wouldn't even need to get a group to fund them, just hit up some of their fellow religious friends for cash.

    Well, be I'll keeping an eye out for this because of the killer porn. It's too good to pass up.

    It's too bad they had to throw a ghost in. I would have liked to see the porn itself doing the killing. Some lady walks into a room and there's her husband lying on the floor with the porn box nearby.

    Or, the box seems to just show up wherever they go. The end is just a high speed car chase with the porn box trying to catch them.

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    The lady in the wedding gown might just be a hallucination brought about by...PORN.

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Stone cold.

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    moon

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    2007-05-22-302moon.gif

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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    I will always laugh like a madman at that comic.

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    HyperBalladHyperBallad A ball of vivid colour and barely contained emotions Sydney. Lost in time and space.Registered User regular
    Mooooooooon.....


    It was pretty! I saw it rising from my bedroom window.

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Saaame here
    Because years ago my friends used to joke about my job being "the moon" in any game we played or thing we did
    ...because generally I don't help anyone ever doing anything, I just wander around yelling aimlessly

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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    Meanwhile I used to be big, round, and pale.

    Aw I did a sad.

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    i didn't sleep

    i need to fix my sleeping patterns

    but i have to pretend i'm asleep so i don't have to watch babies

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    Tef wrote: »
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    bless you, tef

    bless you

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    I do God's work, Fandy

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    HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    godmode wrote: »
    Speaking of moons and shit, http://htwins.net/scale2/
    I'm surprised they were nerdy enough to include the Minecraft world but not enough to make everyone flip their shit by including
    gurren2.jpg

    I don't wanna kill anybody. I don't like bullies. I don't care where they're from.
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    OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    Harrier wrote: »
    godmode wrote: »
    Speaking of moons and shit, http://htwins.net/scale2/
    I'm surprised they were nerdy enough to include the Minecraft world but not enough to make everyone flip their shit by including
    gurren2.jpg

    God fucking damn it

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Man that last episode was so awesome.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    quick someone give me 500 dollars to pledge to that christian killer porn movie

    i want a character named after me to be killed by porn

    you all know you want that too

    The Lovely Bastard on
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    SkeithSkeith Registered User regular
    Oghulk wrote: »
    Harrier wrote: »
    godmode wrote: »
    Speaking of moons and shit, http://htwins.net/scale2/
    I'm surprised they were nerdy enough to include the Minecraft world but not enough to make everyone flip their shit by including
    gurren2.jpg

    God fucking damn it

    You think that's bad, you should see the scale shit gets up to in the movie.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    quick someone give me 500 dollars to pledge to that christian killer porn movie

    i want a character named after me to be killed by porn

    you all know you want that too

    Make a Kickstarter for it?

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    quick someone give me 500 dollars to pledge to that christian killer porn movie

    i want a character named after me to be killed by porn

    you all know you want that too

    Make a Kickstarter for it?

    man a kickstarter to raise money to donate to another kickstarter

    craziness

    7656367.jpg
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    Johnny ChopsockyJohnny Chopsocky Scootaloo! We have to cook! Grillin' HaysenburgersRegistered User regular
    Oh boy, a giant moon! Finally, somewhere I can send those baby ducks and that soda machine that doesn't work!
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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    more regular show gifs please

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