a triple turtle [chat]

bloodyroarxx

Haphazard wrote: »

What constitutes a continental breakfast anyway?

Where I work its:
Muffins (banana nut and blueberry)
Prepackaged hard boiled eggs
Toaster heated waffles
Danishes
Cereal (All Bran, Corn Flakes and Rice Crispies)
Bagels
Toast
Orange and Apple juice
Milk
Coffee/tea
Apples and Pears

ronya

cheese and cold meat is normally involved at some point

although that's pretty expensive for the hotel, I guess

Haphazard

I'd be happy with it. *shrug*

The probably healthiest breakfast I had during my stay in the US was a plate of mixed fruit and a bowl of oatmeal. Now, if only they hadn't drowned the oatmeal in a torrent of brown sugar...

simonwolf

What's the point in having a bagel if you don't have lox to go with it

huff

ronya

I got no work done. I should have just gone to bed last night instead of staying up.

ronya

I mean, now I'm sleep-deprived and I STILL have this shit to do.

Organichu

so our dryer is broken. we bought a new one from home depot. they just came out to deliver it. it is too large to fit through any doors in our home.

...hm.

Haphazard

Lox... hehehe. How anyone can dislike Yiddish is beyond me.

Honk

simonwolf

Organichu wrote: »

so our dryer is broken. we bought a new one from home depot. they just came out to deliver it. it is too large to fit through any doors in our home.

...hm.

There's a fat joke here, but I'm too nice a guy to actually go through the work of being witty

and just let you know that the first thing this brings to mind is a fat joke

that's the state of our relationship, chu

bloodyroarxx

Organichu wrote: »

so our dryer is broken. we bought a new one from home depot. they just came out to deliver it. it is too large to fit through any doors in our home.

...hm.

Is there moulding on the doors you could take off it could give you about 2 inches if so, they had to do with with my other in laws couch last week.

Also if its in a box take out if it hasnt been already?

Nerdgasmic

Organichu wrote: »

so our dryer is broken. we bought a new one from home depot. they just came out to deliver it. it is too large to fit through any doors in our home.

...hm.

Oh dang

simonwolf

Honk wrote: »

image is broken, bro

Organichu

god that was fucking lame. aunt standing there directing me to pull off the door moulding, i have no crow bar or hammer, half the screws are blown out, i'm trying to do it, delivery dude saying ma'am i'm sorry but we can't wait this long, we'll have to reschedule for friday and her telling them JUST ONE SECOND and going HURRY THE FUCK UP JOHN and finally they left just before i finished

what a stupid goddamn morning to preface a stupid goddamned day

Organichu

AND TO TOP IT OFF

I STILL CAN'T DO LAUNDRY

*kicks old, broken dryer*

*breaks toe*

emnmnme

Organichu wrote: »

AND TO TOP IT OFF

I STILL CAN'T DO LAUNDRY

*kicks old, broken dryer*

*breaks toe*

Clothes pins. Nylon cord.

Organichu

i am not a barbarian, emnmnmnmnmne.

simonwolf

Just go outside and spin in circles while holding one of your clothes to be dried

repeat until you vomit and/or die

emnmnme

Go take sky diving lessons while you're wearing your wet clothes.

They'll be dry by the time you touchdown on the ground.

Cokebotle

Goddamn, I need a new computer. Trying to print from Google Maps should not freeze everything.

Organichu

it's not really the hugest deal. i live in a big city; i can go to the laundromat if things get truly dire, or my sister's house. but my aunt's laundry loads are like her, her fiancee, his kids, bath towels, kitchen things etc. she has never not had a working washer/dryer and so she's kind of manic and cursing up a storm and grouchy. i am like I AM NOT HERE LET ME FORGET MY TERRIBLE LIFE.

simonwolf

Put on all your wet clothes, then go to a small, Indian run convenience store

select a small item, such as a package of gum

in full sight of employee, make a mad dash out the doors, ensuring a firm and constant grip on the package of gum

run at full pace until you reach your house, or you are tackled by said employee/police officers

voila! Your clothes are dry and perfect

enjoy a stick of gum as your reward for a chore well done

emnmnme

Throw your wet clothes in the trash.

Buy new, dry clothes.

simonwolf

Place your freshly laundered clothes in a basket in your backyard.

Using a hose, flood your entire house.

Your clothes will seem dry by comparison.

emnmnme

Transform yourself magically into a giant fish.

Then you'll want wet clothes.

Bogart

Wear only waterproof clothes.

simonwolf

Use this as the moment you decide to relinquish your bonds to this terrible life above dry land, and embrace the wetness of your clothes as representative of the freedom it offers - a freedom down beyond where the light can penetrate, down to the bottom of the deep blue sea, where the salt water will embrace and accept you, where you can truly be yourself, by yourself, with nobody to answer to but yourself, and let those tears you find by your eyes be washed away and merge back to the mother ocean from which they sprang, where you belong, and all you need to say is yes I will yes yes yes

Jacobkosh

@emnmnme make a new chat thread!

@simonwolf is backup.