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Awesome: 'Ocean Marketing suing IControl Enterprises?' by ElJeffe

ElJeffeElJeffe Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
in [2008-2012] Awesome Posts?
  AManFromEarth likes this Post written by ElJeffe
about a year ago
"This is a good lesson for everyone who reads the forums to learn."
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TheOneAndOnly wrote: »
SniperGuy wrote: »
So Paul, if someone is supposed to be a bodyguard for a celebrity, and they see a gunmen, and shoot the celebrity themselves instead, do you think that bodyguard should still be able to get work as a bodyguard?

What does that have to do with the topic here, I am not a bodyguard.

This is what is called an "analogy".

Riley: "You're a marsupial!"
Maddie: "I am not!"
Riley: "You're a marsupial!"
Maddie: "I am a placental mammal!"
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  • AntimatterAntimatter The First Mechanized Ninja Repent!Registered User regular
    ah yes

    a thought with another thought's hat on

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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing hot hot hot hot stayin' alive stayin' aliveRegistered User regular
    I suspect his lawyer is tearing his hair out.

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  • CasualCasual IT'S CRIME TIME MOTHAFUCKAS WE OUTRegistered User regular
    That thread is just fantastic. Reading it was just a combination of hilarity and head spinning confusion for me. After a while I had to go to the toilet for some muffled hysterics, my co-worker next to me probably thinks I was having a stroke.

    Cambiata also deserves an honourable mention for this gem which, god willing, will find it's way into a movie one day.

    "Your lawyer's smart, Paul, but you're just dumb enough to outwit him"

    R.I.P Sir Check
    surrealitycheck wrote: »
    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    ??/02/2009 - 19/04/2013
    He lives on as cheezburger grease in our hearts.
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  • TofystedethTofystedeth veni, veneri, vamoosi Registered User regular
    Oh my god, did I miss Paul Cristoforo being on the forums and getting told by The Jeff?

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