Ellen's Electronic Expo (Ask Neville Rules, Page 20!)

YaYa

it's happening yet again you guys

all the stuff we'll be humming and hawwing over for the next year is getting introduced next week

featuring!



talking about how great the Vita's really gonna be you guys seriously and also The Last Of Us probably!



do you like the Kinect yet? now? now? now? now? what about now? now? also Halo 4 probably!



here's everything you love about your childhood back again! here's a new console that you'll be crazy about until six months after it comes out! NEW IPs! nah just kidding




everything is starting on Monday the 4th, here's the presser schedule shamelessly stolen from Game Informer

Monday, June 4

Microsoft - 9:30 AM

Electronic Arts - 1:00 PM

Ubisoft - 3:00 PM

Sony - 6:00 PM

Tuesday, June 5

Nintendo - 9:00 AM

what do you guys have to say about all this? are Sony and Microsoft lying about not revealing new hardware? will the Wii U actually be a hardcore-friendly platform that has some fucking games on it? will Mr Caffeine make a triumphant return?

E FUCKING 3, YOU GUYS

also it turns out that some people from here will be there!
SE++ ATTENDEES
@Neville
@Bogey maybe

Beasteh

Beasteh

nothing has made me cringe more in the history of ever

RubberAC

I will buy the wii u just like i bought the wii solely for new smash bros game(s)


such is my glamorous life

Dux

Beasteh wrote: »

Fuck this guy.

God he was terrible.

Sweeney Tom

Legacy of Kain game for the 360

Please god

Uriel

I demand a Soul Reaver Remake.

But then, Square owns Eidos now right? They'll probably make it all anime.

PiptheFair

Beasteh wrote: »

nothing has made me cringe more in the history of ever

ross, check my facebook about 2 months ago

phobes posted a youtube of a neckbeard in sweatshorts doing a report on mlp for his community college class

it is so awkward

Fandyien

i honestly didn't even know E3 was still around

like a week ago i was talking to my friend about it and neither of us could remember when it ended

YaYa

Fandyien wrote: »

i honestly didn't even know E3 was still around

like a week ago i was talking to my friend about it and neither of us could remember when it ended

it only ended for like a year

then came back, stronger than ever

YaYa

also guys how do I turn off notifications

never mind got it

ThatDudeOverThere

I can't wait to see huge corporations make huge, stupid PR mistakes and create internet memes in the process

Uriel

Oh uhh uhh...

My BODY is READY.

Veldrin

I don't think my body could handle the second hand embarrassment that another year of Mr Caffeine would bring.

YaYa

I just found out that My Body Is Ready was an e3 meme!

thanks, thread!

BugBoy

all I can think of to care about is a TWEWY sequel

preferably 3ds

Beasteh

PiptheFair wrote: »

Beasteh wrote: »

nothing has made me cringe more in the history of ever

ross, check my facebook about 2 months ago

phobes posted a youtube of a neckbeard in sweatshorts doing a report on mlp for his community college class

it is so awkward

oh god i remember that

Fandyien

there are literally dozens of videos of people doing MLP reports for school

they're awful

YaYa

BugBoy wrote: »

all I can think of to care about is a TWEWY sequel

preferably 3ds

holy fuck this would make all of my days

PiptheFair

Fandyien wrote: »

there are literally dozens of videos of people doing MLP reports for school

they're awful

the guys has a pony tail and sweatshorts

in public

Kadith

PiptheFair wrote: »

Fandyien wrote: »

there are literally dozens of videos of people doing MLP reports for school

they're awful

the guys has a pony tail and sweatshorts

in public

well it is community college

Beasteh

today i, a teenaged overweight socially awkward white male with shitty facial hair, would like to tell you all about a show i really enjoy!!!! why yes it IS for 5 year old girls but,

dbrock270

ALL ABOARD THE E3 HYPE TRAIN.

Romanian My Escutcheon

Hoping for a Halo 4 trailer that somehow makes me not hate the idea of a second Halo trilogy.

I remain skeptical.

Gumpy

First thing I will do upon getting home for summer will be E3 streams. Many, many E3 streams

Raijin Quickfoot

I'm wondering if there will be much mentioned on a 360 successor. It's seems to be getting around that time again.

dbrock270

Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »

I'm wondering if there will be much mentioned on a 360 successor. It's seems to be getting around that time again.

I read somewhere that they weren't going to show the new console until next year, the focus this year is, again, Kinect.

Fandyien

the kinect looks so awful

there's nothing enticing me about any major console enough that i regret only owning a PC

Beasteh

kinect needs to die a year ago

YaYa

also I want it to be known that this will be the sixth E3 where I've gotten up at 2:30 AM to live-stream the press conferences

I'll be doing it on my iPad from the comfort of my bed this year, but still!

Sweeney Tom

dbrock270 wrote: »

Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »

I'm wondering if there will be much mentioned on a 360 successor. It's seems to be getting around that time again.

I read somewhere that they weren't going to show the new console until next year, the focus this year is, again, Kinect.

God, fuck Kinect.

I'd rather have either 720 talk, or an Xbox portable, or even fucking 6 more Halo trilogies announced, than more Kinect shit.

Raijin Quickfoot

I'm always interested in Kinect talk just to see if they are going to do anything interesting. I really like the few Kinect games I have...I just don't have a big enough living room to play them.

Fandyien

i'd probably play the dance party thing in that star wars game though

ChicoBlue

I, for one, would like to hear more about Milo.

Resurrect him.

Give him to me.

Raijin Quickfoot

Kinect Sports is a lot of fun. Dance Central is a lot of fun. The rest of the games my kids really like.

PiptheFair

I wish they would've made a blu ray for the 360

YaYa

guys with Kinect: go get the Steel Battalion demo

you will not be disappointed

Spoiler:

at a certain point one of your crewmates freaks out and tries to climb out of your mech

the actions you have to do are to reach up, pull down, and then punch a bunch to beat him into submission

around the punching I just started giggling

Raijin Quickfoot

I'm wondering if the 720 or whatever will have blu ray. I imagine they will almost have to which means paying licensing to Sony.

Gumpy

New Super Smash Brothers, New Dungeon Keeper

is this too much to ask

Beasteh

resurrect bullfrog

Beasteh

YOU MUST BUILD A TREASURE ROOM TO STORE GOLD