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Mixed Martial Media: The Assassination Of UFC 151 By The Coward Jon Jones

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  • LouieLouie Registered User regular
    I had a dream last night where I was fighting Jon Jones - he was so tall that I couldn't do anything and got very beat up, so i got really close and head butted him.

    It was all very weird.

    Terrible totp - in other news - Rory McDonald out with a cut so won't be facing BJ Penn. Penn says Rory was lucky to be out of the fight, I think Penn just got lucky.

    and now the conspiracy theorists are out claiming that McDonald was worried about drug testing so this is all some elaborate way to avoid being caught doping!

    Louie on
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  • Venkman90Venkman90 Registered User regular
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    Alas, Honda is no striker. Or good judge of men.

    She can't like GSP in public as she is Nick Diaz's Whore of Babylon and must at all times tow the line that any potential opponent of Diaz is a cheater / coward / pussy.

  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel Deus Vult! OsloRegistered User regular
    Nick Diaz makes Ronda Rousey wear a burqa when she's outside the 209.

    Fuck off and die.
  • MichelanvaloMichelanvalo Registered User regular
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    Alas, Honda is no striker. Or good judge of men.

    This gif disputes your claim.

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  • ChillyWillyChillyWilly Registered User regular
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  • DaemonSadiDaemonSadi Registered User regular
    moleface wrote: »
    DaemonSadi wrote: »
    Is Ronda fighting any time soon? I want to see her fight again.

    In 2 days :)

    Oh shit!

    Is this Strikeforce?

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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    Yes

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  • Inquisitor77Inquisitor77 a.k.a. Nubmonger, 2 x Penny Arcade Fight Club Champion Oakland, CARegistered User regular
    DaemonSadi wrote: »
    moleface wrote: »
    DaemonSadi wrote: »
    Is Ronda fighting any time soon? I want to see her fight again.

    In 2 days :)

    Oh shit!

    Is this Strikeforce?

    DaemonSadi's MMA Thread credentials should be revoked...

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no.
  • 815165815165 Registered User regular
    meh, there's probably too many cards to reasonably follow these days

    says a guy who watches at least five football matches every week for nine months of the year

  • [Tycho?][Tycho?] Registered User regular
    Kana wrote: »
    It's funny how much more at ease nick diaz is when he's inside his gym. He comes across as a pretty normal guy there. Take him out of the gym and he can barely hold a conversation.

    I think its that he's not good at talking to a camera. I bet if you were just hanging out with the guy he'd be pretty cool.

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  • Venkman90Venkman90 Registered User regular
    So Honda is now getting heat for saying she wants to choke Kaufman till she is dead etc...

    It's an interesting observation BE make, that she seems (so far) to be getting off lightly where Mir and Penn didn't. Dana White needs to get over his crush and start being serious about womens MMA, you either support it and plan to treat it with the same standards or you slag it off until some girl you want to fuck comes along and then you are all for it (as long as she is fighting).

  • 815165815165 Registered User regular
    It's probably a stupid thing to say you want to kill someone right before you engage in a dangerous sport against them, just in case shit goes all crazy.

  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    Venkman90 wrote: »
    So Honda is now getting heat for saying she wants to choke Kaufman till she is dead etc...

    It's an interesting observation BE make, that she seems (so far) to be getting off lightly where Mir and Penn didn't. Dana White needs to get over his crush and start being serious about womens MMA, you either support it and plan to treat it with the same standards or you slag it off until some girl you want to fuck comes along and then you are all for it (as long as she is fighting).

    When did Mir ever get punished for his gonna kill you talk? Yeah sure a few people exclaimed, "Well, I never!" as they held scented kerchiefs to their noses, but I really don't remember anything that was ever more than a light slap on the wrist.

  • DaemonSadiDaemonSadi Registered User regular
    DaemonSadi wrote: »
    moleface wrote: »
    DaemonSadi wrote: »
    Is Ronda fighting any time soon? I want to see her fight again.

    In 2 days :)

    Oh shit!

    Is this Strikeforce?

    DaemonSadi's MMA Thread credentials should be revoked...

    Leave my credentials alone!

    I blame it on you guys. The week before a UFC fight you guys would be talking about all the fights. I haven't even seen someone specifically mention the Honda match-up this week! (except for like a couple posts above me)

    So it's YOUR FAULT!

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  • Venkman90Venkman90 Registered User regular
    Kana wrote: »
    Venkman90 wrote: »
    So Honda is now getting heat for saying she wants to choke Kaufman till she is dead etc...

    It's an interesting observation BE make, that she seems (so far) to be getting off lightly where Mir and Penn didn't. Dana White needs to get over his crush and start being serious about womens MMA, you either support it and plan to treat it with the same standards or you slag it off until some girl you want to fuck comes along and then you are all for it (as long as she is fighting).

    When did Mir ever get punished for his gonna kill you talk? Yeah sure a few people exclaimed, "Well, I never!" as they held scented kerchiefs to their noses, but I really don't remember anything that was ever more than a light slap on the wrist.

    He was forced to apologise.

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom It's a brand new day and the sun is high All the birds are singing that you're gonna dieRegistered User regular
    UFC flyweight Ian McCall was arrested in Irvine, Calif., on Tuesday. The news was first reported by Stu News Laguna, and MMAFighting.com confirmed the news with the Laguna Beach Police Department.

    According to the report, McCall, 28, was arrested "without incident for two Harbor Court warrants for possession of narcotic paraphernalia, possession of prescription meds without a valid prescription, and driving on a suspended license."

    A LBPD official said that McCall is "no longer in our custody," but wouldn't confirm exactly when he was released. They also wouldn't confirm exactly why he was arrested.

    The report states that undercover Laguna Beach detectives and DEA agents were working on an investigation in Irvine on Tuesday morning when they recognized McCall. A warrant check revealed that he was wanted. McCall's bail was set for $16,500, according to the same report.

    Prior to his UFC debut in March, "Uncle Creepy" talked openly about his brushes with the law and overcoming drug addiction.

    "I've got so many reasons not to screw up now," he said. "My family, my wife, my daughter, my career. They're things I'm not going to squander again."

    McCall wasn't available for comment when contacted by MMAFighting.com Friday night. The LBPD wouldn't release any more information about his arrest.

  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Wrath Registered User regular
    Goddamnit, McCall.

    :C

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  • LouieLouie Registered User regular
    Sounds like he just had outstanding warrants. I would imagine that the UFC would check stuff like that before signing someone.

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Wrath Registered User regular
    According to the report, McCall, 28, was arrested "without incident for two Harbor Court warrants for possession of narcotic paraphernalia, possession of prescription meds without a valid prescription, and driving on a suspended license."

    A LBPD official said that McCall is "no longer in our custody," but wouldn't confirm exactly when he was released. They also wouldn't confirm exactly why he was arrested.

    The report states that undercover Laguna Beach detectives and DEA agents were working on an investigation in Irvine on Tuesday morning when they recognized McCall. A warrant check revealed that he was wanted. McCall's bail was set for $16,500, according to the same report.

    McCall is a recovering drug addict. Undercover DEA agents recognized him somewhere.

    I would assume that McCall being in a location with an undercover DEA agent heavily implies he was trying to buy drugs.

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  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    Eh, if he was trying to buy drugs I wouldn't think they'd be checking his warrants before trying to arrest him in the first place

    And I mean drug paraphenalia, prescriptions meds, and driving w/ a suspended license is not exactly possession with intent to distribute

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom It's a brand new day and the sun is high All the birds are singing that you're gonna dieRegistered User regular
    George Vargas, McCall's criminal lawyer, today sent MMAjunkie.com a statement about the fighter's arrest this week.

    "Ian's license had been suspended for unpaid traffic and parking tickets," he stated. "The very next day, on June 15, Ian went to the Harbor Justice Center with his agent, and paid over $2,600 in fines. He, mistakenly, thought that the ticket from the previous day had been handled. A few weeks later, when the court date for that case came, Ian did not show, and a warrant was issued for his arrest.

    "On Aug. 14, once again, Ian was stopped while driving home from the gym. At that time he was arrested for the two warrants, one for not completing the 20 days of Cal Trans work (hard labor) for [a 2008 arrest on possession of prescription drugs without a prescription and paraphernalia], and the other for not showing up to court on the driving on a suspended license ticket that he had thought that he had handled."

  • molefacemoleface Registered User regular
    That's the first fight I think I've seen a female low blow in

  • MagellMagell Registered User regular
    I hope it was a kick so then it can be called a cunt punt. Cunt punch is okay, but doesn't have the same ring to it.

  • molefacemoleface Registered User regular
    Pretty sure it was a knee. "Coochknee"?

  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    huh. miesha tate has an arm still.

    Yet that is exactly what i see here.
  • CarpyCarpy Registered User regular
    Magell wrote: »
    I hope it was a kick so then it can be called a cunt punt. Cunt punch is okay, but doesn't have the same ring to it.
    It was a knee, can you punt a cunt with a knee?
    Edit: illegal kick? followed by a terrible stoppage.

    Carpy on
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    New rule for fighters: Never talk to Herb Dean.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    bad stop by herb dean

    and very nasty kick to the knee.

    Yet that is exactly what i see here.
  • molefacemoleface Registered User regular
    Yeah Herb fucked that one up there

  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    i am a pretty big fan of miesha tate losing

    wonder why I don't like her.

    Yet that is exactly what i see here.
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    i am a pretty big fan of miesha tate losing

    wonder why I don't like her.

    Maybe you just don't like cupcakes

    Great fight thus far.

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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    And this fight shows why I don't like Greg Jackson as a coach.

    Kenzie should have just kept it standing, no matter how rocked Tate looks.

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  • CarpyCarpy Registered User regular
    I like that quote from Tate, "... Gonna go with rousy but there won't be one second that goes by where I won't enjoy watching her getting punched in the face."

  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Meh. I really don't like Greg Jackson either. I think he's starting to buy into too much of the hype that is around him. Es Bad.

    Yet that is exactly what i see here.
  • molefacemoleface Registered User regular
    That KO killed Cook

  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    "mama mia!"

    Yet that is exactly what i see here.
  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    Everytime I think how annoying Joe and Goldie's commentary is I watch a strikeforce match and remember how much worse it could be

  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    yeah. i like militech though

    that's militech right?

    Yet that is exactly what i see here.
  • molefacemoleface Registered User regular
    That Kaufman slam KO is one of my all time favs. I could watch that all day

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