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Raiders of the Lost [Movie Thread]

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  • Atlas in ChainsAtlas in Chains Registered User regular
    I thought Prometheus sucked pretty consistently from start to finish. Putting aside for a moment the basic plot and what was/was not answered, just the pieces themselves sucked. None of the characters were developed beyond simple tropes besides maybe Shaw. Everybody else seemed to have been handed a page from tvtropes and told "act like this."

    As a group of scientists, they were wholly unbelievable.
    Spoiler:

    On the casting
    Spoiler:

    Never mind the plot. I didn't particularly care for it, but I found the product to be so poorly formed to begin with, I'm having trouble seeing past the parts to the whole.

  • MalReynoldsMalReynolds The Hunter S Thompson of incredibly mild medicines Registered User regular
    edited June 2012
    HamHamJ wrote: »
    Prometheus was not amazing by any stretch of the imagination.

    In response to MalReynolds from the previous thread:
    Spoiler:
    Spoiler:

    EDIT: And I'm not trying to be combative. I don't know if that's the tone I'm establishing, though.

    MalReynolds on
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    "Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor


    My new novel:

    Maledictions: The Offering.

    Now in Paperback!
  • HamHamJHamHamJ Registered User regular
    Spoiler:

    List them.
    And even during all the horror, when people were being mutated and transformed, they didn't lose sight of anything; the conversations about existence, faith, what it means to be alive, what happens after we die - they all carried on around the horror. Weyland's dying words, even, were a continuation of it.

    I've seen a deeper examination of mortality in Pokemon the Movie.

    While racing light mechs, your Urbanmech comes in second place, but only because it ran out of ammo.
    Erich Zahn
  • DeaderinredDeaderinred Registered User regular
    Really though, what I liked about Prometheus was that it never held your hand. It never felt the need to be heavy handed and go "HEY THIS IS JUST LIKE THAT THING FROM ALIEN YEAH YOU LIKED THAT RIGHT?". Which certain other sci-fi prequels did.

    Anyway, I loved the movie. I thought it was better then Avatar by leaps and miles. It's probably the best new sci-fi film of the decade.

    yeah.

    except when it.. you know. did.

  • KruiteKruite Registered User regular
    Really though, what I liked about Prometheus was that it never held your hand. It never felt the need to be heavy handed and go "HEY THIS IS JUST LIKE THAT THING FROM ALIEN YEAH YOU LIKED THAT RIGHT?". Which certain other sci-fi prequels did.

    Anyway, I loved the movie. I thought it was better then Avatar by leaps and miles. It's probably the best new sci-fi film of the decade.

    yeah.

    except when it.. you know. did.
    Spoiler:

    @Ham You're butthurt because the movie didn't explain the meaning of life or why we're here?


  • DeaderinredDeaderinred Registered User regular
    edited June 2012
    Preacher wrote: »
    Really though, what I liked about Prometheus was that it never held your hand. It never felt the need to be heavy handed and go "HEY THIS IS JUST LIKE THAT THING FROM ALIEN YEAH YOU LIKED THAT RIGHT?". Which certain other sci-fi prequels did.

    Anyway, I loved the movie. I thought it was better then Avatar by leaps and miles. It's probably the best new sci-fi film of the decade.

    So of the two and half years of this decade its the best new scifi? Bold.

    Daring.

    Perhaps, even, debonair?
    You see guys Prometheus totally makes sense because Space Jesus!

    Spoilers, obviously.

    http://cavalorn.livejournal.com/584135.html

    Spoiler:
    Spoiler:
    Spoiler:
    Spoiler:
    Spoiler:

    its not even that
    Spoiler:

    Deaderinred on
  • OakeyOakey UKRegistered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Really though, what I liked about Prometheus was that it never held your hand. It never felt the need to be heavy handed and go "HEY THIS IS JUST LIKE THAT THING FROM ALIEN YEAH YOU LIKED THAT RIGHT?". Which certain other sci-fi prequels did.

    Anyway, I loved the movie. I thought it was better then Avatar by leaps and miles. It's probably the best new sci-fi film of the decade.

    So of the two and half years of this decade its the best new scifi? Bold.

    Daring.

    Perhaps, even, debonair?
    You see guys Prometheus totally makes sense because Space Jesus!

    Spoilers, obviously.

    http://cavalorn.livejournal.com/584135.html

    Spoiler:
    Spoiler:
    Spoiler:
    Spoiler:
    Spoiler:

    its not even that
    Spoiler:


    Spoiler:

  • MalReynoldsMalReynolds The Hunter S Thompson of incredibly mild medicines Registered User regular
    edited June 2012
    HamHamJ wrote: »
    Spoiler:

    List them.

    Sure!
    Spoiler:
    And even during all the horror, when people were being mutated and transformed, they didn't lose sight of anything; the conversations about existence, faith, what it means to be alive, what happens after we die - they all carried on around the horror. Weyland's dying words, even, were a continuation of it.
    I've seen a deeper examination of mortality in Pokemon the Movie.

    That's nice.
    Oakey wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Really though, what I liked about Prometheus was that it never held your hand. It never felt the need to be heavy handed and go "HEY THIS IS JUST LIKE THAT THING FROM ALIEN YEAH YOU LIKED THAT RIGHT?". Which certain other sci-fi prequels did.

    Anyway, I loved the movie. I thought it was better then Avatar by leaps and miles. It's probably the best new sci-fi film of the decade.

    So of the two and half years of this decade its the best new scifi? Bold.

    Daring.

    Perhaps, even, debonair?
    You see guys Prometheus totally makes sense because Space Jesus!

    Spoilers, obviously.

    http://cavalorn.livejournal.com/584135.html

    Spoiler:
    Spoiler:
    Spoiler:
    Spoiler:
    Spoiler:

    its not even that
    Spoiler:


    Spoiler:
    Spoiler:

    MalReynolds on
    "A new take on the epic fantasy genre... Darkly comic, relatable characters... twisted storyline."

    "Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor


    My new novel:

    Maledictions: The Offering.

    Now in Paperback!
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp! I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Prometheus wasn't nearly as clever as it needed to be to make its premise work; it made vague gestures in the direction of meaning without ever offering up any, and you can literally spot the moment when the writer, faced with having to deliver on his promises, threw up his hands and said "fuck it."

    Erich Zahn
  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    Stripes is a better military/war film than Apocalypse Now, Bridge over the Rover Kwai and Canadian Bacon

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • OakeyOakey UKRegistered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Prometheus wasn't nearly as clever as it needed to be to make its premise work; it made vague gestures in the direction of meaning without ever offering up any, and you can literally spot the moment when the writer, faced with having to deliver on his promises, threw up his hands and said "fuck it."

    When Janek says
    Spoiler:
    That bit?

  • KruiteKruite Registered User regular
    Oakey wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Prometheus wasn't nearly as clever as it needed to be to make its premise work; it made vague gestures in the direction of meaning without ever offering up any, and you can literally spot the moment when the writer, faced with having to deliver on his promises, threw up his hands and said "fuck it."

    When Janek says
    Spoiler:
    That bit?

    Yea...that scene felt like it was just thrown in there

  • EchoEcho Per Aspera Ad Inferi Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    I blame you guys for making me watch Crystal Skull.

    Eh, pretty good mindless entertainment, stupid fridge scene aside.

  • OakeyOakey UKRegistered User regular
    Kruite wrote: »
    Oakey wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Prometheus wasn't nearly as clever as it needed to be to make its premise work; it made vague gestures in the direction of meaning without ever offering up any, and you can literally spot the moment when the writer, faced with having to deliver on his promises, threw up his hands and said "fuck it."

    When Janek says
    Spoiler:
    That bit?

    Yea...that scene felt like it was just thrown in there

    which causes real issues, for example
    Spoiler:

  • KalTorakKalTorak Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    I blame you guys for making me watch Crystal Skull.

    Eh, pretty good mindless entertainment, stupid fridge scene aside.

    The fridge doesn't really bug me as much as the stupid jungle chase.

  • shrykeshryke Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    I blame you guys for making me watch Crystal Skull.

    Eh, pretty good mindless entertainment, stupid fridge scene aside.

    The fridge scene wasn't even a big deal to me.

    It's the ending and the jungle shit that ruins it. If taht had been done well, I don't think anyone would even remember the fridge except the way they remember the raft scene in Temple.

  • OakeyOakey UKRegistered User regular
    It's the CGI, too much, compare the jungle scene of Raiders to the jungle scene of Crystal Skull and it's no contest. Does Lucas not watch his own films and notice this? Does he not think "this looks so fake"?

  • AtomikaAtomika (citation needed)Registered User regular
    shryke wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    I blame you guys for making me watch Crystal Skull.

    Eh, pretty good mindless entertainment, stupid fridge scene aside.

    The fridge scene wasn't even a big deal to me.

    It's the ending and the jungle shit that ruins it. If taht had been done well, I don't think anyone would even remember the fridge except the way they remember the raft scene in Temple.

    Plus, all the jungle sets looked like hot shit off a weedwacker.

  • EchoEcho Per Aspera Ad Inferi Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Shia LeBöööf with one foot on each jeep getting hit in the nuts by vegetation was a bit much, yes.

  • OakeyOakey UKRegistered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    Shia LeBöööf with one foot on each jeep getting hit in the nuts by vegetation was a bit much, yes.

    That sums up the feeling of the audience after having watched that movie.

  • HamHamJHamHamJ Registered User regular
    Spoiler:

    While racing light mechs, your Urbanmech comes in second place, but only because it ran out of ammo.
    Erich Zahn
  • ZxerolZxerol Provocative Pogona Registered User regular
    I thought Prometheus sucked pretty consistently from start to finish. Putting aside for a moment the basic plot and what was/was not answered, just the pieces themselves sucked. None of the characters were developed beyond simple tropes besides maybe Shaw. Everybody else seemed to have been handed a page from tvtropes and told "act like this."

    As a group of scientists, they were wholly unbelievable.
    Spoiler:

    On the casting
    Spoiler:

    Never mind the plot. I didn't particularly care for it, but I found the product to be so poorly formed to begin with, I'm having trouble seeing past the parts to the whole.

    For serious, what the hell. Those were the worst scientists in the history of science. A trillion dollars and all the billions of people on earth, and they picked the chucklefucks that flunked out of Science Kindergarten.

  • Igpx407Igpx407 Registered User regular
    Zxerol wrote: »
    I thought Prometheus sucked pretty consistently from start to finish. Putting aside for a moment the basic plot and what was/was not answered, just the pieces themselves sucked. None of the characters were developed beyond simple tropes besides maybe Shaw. Everybody else seemed to have been handed a page from tvtropes and told "act like this."

    As a group of scientists, they were wholly unbelievable.
    Spoiler:

    On the casting
    Spoiler:

    Never mind the plot. I didn't particularly care for it, but I found the product to be so poorly formed to begin with, I'm having trouble seeing past the parts to the whole.

    For serious, what the hell. Those were the worst scientists in the history of science. A trillion dollars and all the billions of people on earth, and they picked the chucklefucks that flunked out of Science Kindergarten.

    It seems to me like they were hired for the mission because
    Spoiler:

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  • BogartBogart Registered User regular
    Honestly, the Crystal Skull just wasn't any fun.

  • AtomikaAtomika (citation needed)Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Honestly, the Crystal Skull just wasn't any fun.

    If you had to sum it up that simply, I think that's pretty succinct.

  • HamHamJHamHamJ Registered User regular
    Okay, I have an actual question about Promethius:
    Spoiler:

    While racing light mechs, your Urbanmech comes in second place, but only because it ran out of ammo.
  • Atlas in ChainsAtlas in Chains Registered User regular
    HamHamJ wrote: »
    Okay, I have an actual question about Promethius:
    Spoiler:
    Spoiler:

  • ObiFettObiFett Phalla Bounty Hunter Seeking ContractsRegistered User regular
    HamHamJ wrote: »
    Okay, I have an actual question about Promethius:
    Spoiler:
    Spoiler:
    Spoiler:

    Phalla Bounty Board coming soon...
  • Mad King GeorgeMad King George Registered User regular
    The fridge was also terrible because having Indy survive a ground zero nuclear explosion that then bounces him across the desert like a superball and having him step out of it like it ain't no thang means that nothing else outside of facing off with Godzilla/Cthulhu/Two Nuclear Warheads/God Himself will top what he's been through in the first fifteen minutes. Big dude punching you? Sorry, survived a nuke. Wild car/motorcycle chase? Sorry, survived a nuke. It's completely and utterly tension deflating for anything else in the film.

  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Their ideas are old and their ideas are bad. The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    Ketar wrote: »
    Some of the Iron Man 3 spoilers floating around have been a bit off:
    Spoiler:

    Fucking called it.

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  • HamHamJHamHamJ Registered User regular
    I think I just figured out how to fix Promethius
    Spoiler:

    While racing light mechs, your Urbanmech comes in second place, but only because it ran out of ammo.
  • SammyFSammyF Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Honestly, the Crystal Skull just wasn't any fun.

    If you had to sum it up that simply, I think that's pretty succinct.

    Pretty much. I've forgotten so much of the movie by this point that I can't really dissect it now, all I have left is the sensation one gets when drinking an off off-brand coca cola substitute. The chemistry's off.

  • NecoNeco Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Honestly, the Crystal Skull just wasn't any fun.

    I don't know, I thought it was a kind of fun film ruined by a terrible plot and a few awful scenes.

    I did like the scenes with Indy and Marion though. Harrison Ford and Karen Allen deserved a better movie. Spielberg should have a do-over.

  • DynagripDynagrip destroy everything you touch Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Prometheus, an awesome trailer ruined by being stretched out into a two hour film.

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  • Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    edited June 2012
    HamHamJ wrote: »
    I think I just figured out how to fix Promethius
    Spoiler:

    For this we need somebody to reboot or reimagine the movie from scratch into something that makes sense.
    Neco wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    Honestly, the Crystal Skull just wasn't any fun.

    I don't know, I thought it was a kind of fun film ruined by a terrible plot and a few awful scenes.

    I did like the scenes with Indy and Marion though. Harrison Ford and Karen Allen deserved a better movie. Spielberg should have a do-over.

    They're working on Indy 5. We'll see if Spielberg will screw this up as well then blame everything on Lucas again.

    Harry Dresden on
  • Delta AssaultDelta Assault Registered User regular
    I've been getting very mixed reviews for Prometheus. Spoony and Adam Quigley from Slashfilm hated it, while The Cinema Snob liked it a lot.

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  • TomantaTomanta Registered User regular
    I wonder what material there is for a director's cut of Prometheus.
    Spoiler:

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  • TomantaTomanta Registered User regular
    I've been getting very mixed reviews for Prometheus. Spoony and Adam Quigley from Slashfilm hated it, while The Cinema Snob liked it a lot.

    It's a mixed bag. There's a lot to like about it, and there's a lot that went wrong. As someone who feels 'meh' about it, I say if it interests you, ignore the reviews and go see it.

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  • LanzLanz Registered User regular
    Tomanta wrote: »
    I wonder what material there is for a director's cut of Prometheus.
    Spoiler:

    Scott's first cut is apparently ~30 minutes longer

    SEGATA SANSHIRO! LIVE AGAIN!
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  • Delta AssaultDelta Assault Registered User regular
    Lanz wrote: »
    Tomanta wrote: »
    I wonder what material there is for a director's cut of Prometheus.
    Spoiler:

    Scott's first cut is apparently ~30 minutes longer

    Does it have a scene of Idris Elba being turned into a cocoon by the alien, begging to be killed?

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