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Raiders of the Lost [Movie Thread]
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As a group of scientists, they were wholly unbelievable.
On the casting
Never mind the plot. I didn't particularly care for it, but I found the product to be so poorly formed to begin with, I'm having trouble seeing past the parts to the whole.
And the second point: The IMSE freaked out and killed four people. He wasn't stalking the crew the whole time, and he wasn't a stealthy motherfucker. He killed the people on the bridge of his ship. He didn't chase Shaw down, he simply eliminated everyone around him, and then went to take off. And since we're not sure what it was that David told him, it's entirely possible that he was being misled. Who knows? There weren't any subtitles.
Yes, the movie was uneven, but it was nowhere near bad.
It's one thing to not like the movie because someone thought it was uneven (which it was) or they didn't like the script (which was uneven) but to claim the film wasn't about anything is head-tiltingly puzzling.
And even during all the horror, when people were being mutated and transformed, they didn't lose sight of anything; the conversations about existence, faith, what it means to be alive, what happens after we die - they all carried on around the horror. Weyland's dying words, even, were a continuation of it.
EDIT: And I'm not trying to be combative. I don't know if that's the tone I'm establishing, though.
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List them.
I've seen a deeper examination of mortality in Pokemon the Movie.
yeah.
except when it.. you know. did.
@Ham You're butthurt because the movie didn't explain the meaning of life or why we're here?
its not even that
Sure!
1. Weird fucking alien creatures.
2. What these weird alien creatures do.
3. Where did life come from?
4. Why did life happen?
5. Would we even want to know?
6. Is the truth worth the trouble?
7. Would God really be benevolent?
8. Are we destined to destroy what we create?
8a. Are our creations destined to destroy us?
9. What makes a human?
10. Are we more than the sum of our programming?
11. How far is one willing to go to learn the truth?
I mean I could keep listing them but all of these are touched on in the movie.
And if you wanted the film to answer these philosophical quandaries, then that's on you.
That's nice.
And, once again - the only proof we have of that Jockey wanting to come to Earth to destroy us was from David, whose motives were unclear the entire movie. And, who was the only one who spoke to the Jockey.
My brother pointed out in that scene that the Jockey may have been off put by an android. It'd be like if we created flies and then the flies started making robotic flies. I'd want to wipe them all out, too.
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Actual Play: Mage: the Awakening - At the Edge of All Things (updated 5/28!)
When Janek says
Yea...that scene felt like it was just thrown in there
Eh, pretty good mindless entertainment, stupid fridge scene aside.
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which causes real issues, for example
Also, everyone says David poisoned Holloway as a result of his answer to the question "what would you do to find out?" but fail to remember that David had the goo on his finger before he even asked the question. He was always going to do it regardless.
The fridge doesn't really bug me as much as the stupid jungle chase.
The fridge scene wasn't even a big deal to me.
It's the ending and the jungle shit that ruins it. If taht had been done well, I don't think anyone would even remember the fridge except the way they remember the raft scene in Temple.
Plus, all the jungle sets looked like hot shit off a weedwacker.
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That sums up the feeling of the audience after having watched that movie.
It's not a nature documentary.
They kill people. That's it.
Just because you have characters say that dialogue, does not make your movie about that. You have to actually offer something substantive to the discussion.
Just having a robot in your movie does not make it about these things.
In the most superficial way possible.
Name dropping shit from Ancient Aliens does not make your movie insightful or "thought provoking". It means you wrote this crap watching Ancient Aliens eating Cheetos.
For serious, what the hell. Those were the worst scientists in the history of science. A trillion dollars and all the billions of people on earth, and they picked the chucklefucks that flunked out of Science Kindergarten.
It seems to me like they were hired for the mission because
If you had to sum it up that simply, I think that's pretty succinct.
Other dude took a snake down the throat and got chewed on by the creature.
Fucking called it.
Pretty much. I've forgotten so much of the movie by this point that I can't really dissect it now, all I have left is the sensation one gets when drinking an off off-brand coca cola substitute. The chemistry's off.
I don't know, I thought it was a kind of fun film ruined by a terrible plot and a few awful scenes.
I did like the scenes with Indy and Marion though. Harrison Ford and Karen Allen deserved a better movie. Spielberg should have a do-over.
For this we need somebody to reboot or reimagine the movie from scratch into something that makes sense.
They're working on Indy 5. We'll see if Spielberg will screw this up as well then blame everything on Lucas again.
The two prologue scenes are rather pointless. The "ancient history" scene badly attempts to answer a question that's not really necessary to answer, and answers it before it is asked. Also, it spoils the surprise that hey - the Engineers are human!. The second scene (2089 dig) introduces a couple of characters, but doesn't really tell us anything about them and the plot point is just reiterated during the mission briefing scene.
It's a mixed bag. There's a lot to like about it, and there's a lot that went wrong. As someone who feels 'meh' about it, I say if it interests you, ignore the reviews and go see it.
Scott's first cut is apparently ~30 minutes longer
Does it have a scene of Idris Elba being turned into a cocoon by the alien, begging to be killed?