StraightziHere we may reign secure, and in my choice,To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered Userregular
Once upon a time while I was in college
We had an elevator that was super easy to kick the roof hatch open on
And we were gonna do a thing, where I, this shrimpy looking guy, went running into said elevator screaming, "No, not here, not here, it can't be happening, no no no"
And then my friend, who happens to be pretty ripped, would be waiting inside the elevator shaft wearing a matching set of clothes a couple sizes too small for him, would give me a hand up into the elevator shaft and jump down
And then just calmly stride back out onto the floor that I'd gone in on while I replace the hatch
We had an elevator that was super easy to kick the roof hatch open on
And we were gonna do a thing, where I, this shrimpy looking guy, went running into said elevator screaming, "No, not here, not here, it can't be happening, no no no"
And then my friend, who happens to be pretty ripped, would be waiting inside the elevator shaft wearing a matching set of clothes a couple sizes too small for him, would give me a hand up into the elevator shaft and jump down
And then just calmly stride back out onto the floor that I'd gone in on while I replace the hatch
did you call it the Actually-Pretty-Credible Bulk?
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StraightziHere we may reign secure, and in my choice,To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered Userregular
I don't remember if we had a name for that one
It was part of the fabled prank week we were going to perform
Which culminated with hanging a banner renaming our sports complex, the Reich Family Pavilion, to the Third Reich Family Pavilion
At a largely Jewish university
It is probably for the best we never indulged in said prank week
Called 911, fortunately got to tell them my address before phone cut off, but then it did, and fingers were too wet to push buttons to do anything. Should I call them back, they already have my number.
Fucking elevator call button is useless. "You're call is appreciated.". Fuck you it's appreciated, get me the fuck outta here. That's how you appreciate my call.
This would be a whole lot more comfortable if I wasnt completely soaked.
Called 911, fortunately got to tell them my address before phone cut off, but then it did, and fingers were too wet to push buttons to do anything. Should I call them back, they already have my number.
Fucking elevator call button is useless. "You're call is appreciated.". Fuck you it's appreciated, get me the fuck outta here. That's how you appreciate my call.
This would be a whole lot more comfortable if I wasnt completely soaked.
Has he even done anything since Malcolm in the Middle, aside from that awful videogame horror movie?
He was in Big Fat Liar which is way more awesome then it should be.
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TrippyJingMoses supposes his toeses are roses.But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered Userregular
Is it a sexy policeman?
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ceresWhen the last moon is cast over the last star of morningAnd the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderatormod
He was in that thing. About the thing.
Okay I don't know but his dad is breaking bad
And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
Just got power back. Seems somebody forgot to do some junk with the generator, so we had to stand in the dark with rain weighing down like ten pounds, looking for a little black switch my dad unflipped for some reason
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But then I didn't.
And now it's too late.
Living it up when I'm going dooooown
:winky:
steam | Dokkan: 868846562
if you do this, make sure the elevator doesn't have flip-out spikes for literally no reason
Steam
We had an elevator that was super easy to kick the roof hatch open on
And we were gonna do a thing, where I, this shrimpy looking guy, went running into said elevator screaming, "No, not here, not here, it can't be happening, no no no"
And then my friend, who happens to be pretty ripped, would be waiting inside the elevator shaft wearing a matching set of clothes a couple sizes too small for him, would give me a hand up into the elevator shaft and jump down
And then just calmly stride back out onto the floor that I'd gone in on while I replace the hatch
NO NOT MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE
did you call it the Actually-Pretty-Credible Bulk?
It was part of the fabled prank week we were going to perform
Which culminated with hanging a banner renaming our sports complex, the Reich Family Pavilion, to the Third Reich Family Pavilion
At a largely Jewish university
It is probably for the best we never indulged in said prank week
Fucking elevator call button is useless. "You're call is appreciated.". Fuck you it's appreciated, get me the fuck outta here. That's how you appreciate my call.
This would be a whole lot more comfortable if I wasnt completely soaked.
i hope he got help
Steam
or dm someone else to do it for him, at least
wait, why are you soaked??
Honey I hope you're okay.
goooooooooood
This will be here until I receive an apology or Weedlordvegeta get any consequences for being a bully
WE'RE ALL HERE FOR YOU
y'know
in the middle
you have water!
suck your own inexplicably wet fingers for sustenance
peccavi or frankie muniz
You'll scare him to death more than the devil in the elevator already has
Steam
i had the same thought
I think Peccavi is slated to make his directorial debut with it so either really.
He was in Big Fat Liar which is way more awesome then it should be.
Okay I don't know but his dad is breaking bad
steam | Dokkan: 868846562
Yeah, how's that working out for ya, Muniz?
I guess I'll keep reading. For now.
DEATH RACE
Just got power back. Seems somebody forgot to do some junk with the generator, so we had to stand in the dark with rain weighing down like ten pounds, looking for a little black switch my dad unflipped for some reason
But at least I'm not waist-deep in water.