One of my forty or so neighbours is a bikie. A proper bikie. Shaved head, face tattoos, official member's jacket, and of course an enormous bike that sounds like the end of the world when he starts it up.
Just now I was getting some things out of my car when I heard some rapidly approaching footsteps. I look up just in time to see this guy sprinting past me and out the gate at top speed... carrying this:
It's actually quite good being australian, because you are exposed to all the american slang on tv, so you can understand it, yet you still pick up so much english and australian stuff. If you are a little attentive, you basically learn to speak all of the englishes. Also, using australian slang in the US makes you way cooler than using US slang in aus.
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thank you for reminding me that this song exists
for the longest time, I had a deepset fear of dolls, chucky in particular
my mom's porcelain doll collection still freaks me out a little
That's making me go wut.
big burly dude who rides a motorbike and is all tough and stuff
hell's angels and so on
I've seen some things that will totally make you say 'like wut'
is that
Q?
John de Lancie, yes.
You guys have the weirdest slang.
Like your entire country is trying to eat you but you keep churning out weird terms.
american slang only doesn't sound weird to us because we're so exposed to it
that said it's still bewildering to me that you call soft drink 'soda'
I think you mean "pop"
Satans..... hints.....
Steam // Secret Satan
it's the strangest phenomenon
Steam // Secret Satan
Yeah I saw the story earlier. What a bloody champion
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
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i didn't know we had to follow your rules in life nerdgasmic.
it's because they think we're austrian
I would say "standards" is a more accurate term
Having any kind of foreign accent that is still easily understood when speaking English.
People who take jokes too seriously are animals
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
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Italy
Wut
and trundled off to the jungle
off she rode with a trumpety trump
trump trump trump
If that happened in the states, people would be publicly eviscerated