advice you would give to yourself in the past

the wook

"Squat." I lifted for far too long without squatting, and that contributed to my second one as well.

"Don't try to run back that kickoff. You will rupture your patellar tendon and permanently fuck up your knee." Self-explanatory.

Local H Jay

stop watching anime

HeadCreeps

Don't be such a lazy nimrod

And keep taking those meds, then maybe you won't almost drop out of school because you feel like shit

Also READ MORE BOOKS!

Artreus

Local H Jay wrote: »

when you and her break up

fucking MOVE OUT

yeah

YEAH

Beasteh

keep in touch with the girl you've crushed on since you were 15

also ask her out before that insanely jealous guy who cut her out from your life does

George Fornby Grill

Keep playing bass you stupid fucker, you actually had fun with it.

Yes, she most definitely wants to fuck you. 100%. You're dumb.

MetroidZoid

I think the ideal time to meet my past-self would be at one of the few moments I had a bully in my face in middle-school, just walk up grab his collar and heave him aside, then take the cig out of my mouth, step on it a bit, and lay on the VERY IMPORTANT INFORMATION. Lots of hand gestures. Lots of exclamations.

Also I don't smoke, but ideally I set this up so I never smoke the aforementioned time. Oh no, paradox ...

Seriously

stay in touch with your best friend

Artreus

Though honestly, with how fucked my life has been at times

I wouldn't be who I am today if I hadn't gone through all that shit and learned things the hard way

I had to hit rock bottom to actually get help and start improving myself

Oghulk

Start working out and lose weight you fat fuck
work harder freshman year, you'll regret it if you don't, try harder in geometry, don't take regular spanish take pre-ap, if chemistry is too hard take regular don't waste your time for C's
chat up ladies more dumbshit, it's not that big of a deal and just get a few numbers and make more friends earlier
keep your hair short
DONT STOP PLAYING THE PIANO YOU'RE ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD AT IT AND HAVE TALENT

T4CT

Hey Past Mike

you're lookin' pretty good

keep doing what you're doing. Maybe skip less class in your first university year.

HeadCreeps

Don't bother trying to impress your so called "friends," they don't really give a shit about you and they're holding you back.

Beasteh

when you hold your cousins children dont bounce them around so much so they keep being sick on you

Viscount Islands

Get all As in school, pick up a sport and an instrument. Stick with them.

Come out as early as you can, if only just to your immediately family.

Liiya

The braces will make you feel awful for three years, but it is worth it, keep at it!

Also, learn to drive earlier.

T4CT

don't feel bad when your mom yells at you for holding your emotions in when your brother dies. In two years that's all gonna dump on you in the span of like an hour. ready up for that one

when you're dating that girl (you know which girl) don't let her take over your life. chill with your friends a little more too. You went to fucking california and disneyland and spent the entire time with her jesus christ imagine the fun you could have had.

Beasteh

don't get depressed for 3 years when you break up with your ex in 2009

Oghulk

keep using the retainer after your braces dumbshit

Viscount Islands

Viscount Islands wrote: »

Get all As in school, pick up a sport and an instrument. Stick with them.

Come out as early as you can, if only just to your immediately family.

My goal right now is for me in ten years to look back at my current self and not have to give this advice.

Beasteh

don't lend your N64 to your mate's mate, he will steal it

with an expansion pack and 2 controllers and majoras mask and everything

Oghulk

I'd say don't play world of warcraft, but that game helped me out a bunch 6th-9th grades, so I dunno about that one

Tef

When they ask, say it was like that when you got there

Beasteh

i still have lasting online friendships from wow

but i probably would have better, more meaningful irl ones if i had never played it

Jars

bet on the giants

both times

and stop biting your nails

lostwords

Don't be such a dumbbutt and obsessive about girls in high school and college. And keep at running, don't take dumb breaks because it is butthard getting back into it. And don't spend so much money on animus and comics, you dumdum. Save your money!

Melding

"there is more to these feelings then you think. Just go with it. tell someone important. Don't just sit on it. Trust me"

"Oh, and she's going to cheat on you"

Swill

Don't smoke, video games are not a good way to spend time, talk to people non stop, don't move in with girls no matter how much you like having sex with them

Local H Jay

when you get pulled over in senior year, don't show the cop where anything is. he's lying to you.

Shazkar Shadowstorm

the wook wrote: »

"Squat." I lifted for far too long without squatting, and that contributed to my second one as well.

"Don't try to run back that kickoff. You will rupture your patellar tendon and permanently fuck up your knee." Self-explanatory.

Don't go off that stupid jump when snowboarding
or
Don't listen to your doctor, go to physical therapy anyway, and oh don't try squatting heavy 2 months after you hurt your knee


also

Don't waste your college time by not putting in full effort, because getting good grades is not even close to sufficient
or
Try thinking more about what you want to do after college maybe at least a little more than you did and adjust appropriately

also

Don't be so lazy

HeadCreeps

Keep drawing dammit! You actually have some skill and you need to nurture that talent.

Just try to lay off the anime shit

Junpei

Learn to drive and don't start on the weed, it fucks you up and leads to much worse shit later on, it's a bad idea.

T4CT

Local H Jay wrote: »

when you get pulled over in senior year, don't show the cop where anything is. he's lying to you.

yo don't worry man i'll go back in time and tell you this one

jaziek

Don't be such an insufferable fat prick. Its your fault nobody likes you. You've got a high and mighty attitude you sure as hell don't deserve to have, you're the worst kind of weaboo and you waste 100% of your time doing weird crap that nobody else besides you can relate to.

Learn to play videogames in moderation, for fucks sake.

Don't be such a goddam lazy cunt (I still need to be told this on a daily basis)

Scolbert

stop lying around and drinking wine thats not gonna do anything

brush your dang teeth

HyperAquaBlast

Be more talkative and socialize. Don't be afraid of introducing yourself.

lostwords

Yeah, definitely don't take up smoking cigs. And stay away from tequila

Tef

While you think it's pretty cool to eat pies and drink beer straight after graduating high school you should probably go for a jog every now and then.

Get you knee looked at because that shit is gonna go pear shaped sooner than you think

Beasteh

Talk more to your grandad before he dies

Bidoof

Go to college right after high school.
Stop being so lazy; work out some.
Practice writing and drawing more, so you'll have a chance to go somewhere with your talents (or lack thereof).

Sterica

Viscount Islands wrote: »

Viscount Islands wrote: »

Get all As in school, pick up a sport and an instrument. Stick with them.

Come out as early as you can, if only just to your immediately family.

My goal right now is for me in ten years to look back at my current self and not have to give this advice.

Go way back in the past, and come out to your past self.