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advice you would give to yourself in the past

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    Man there is this crazy beautiful girl hanging around my neighborhood and I want to SIP that JACK

  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    Is this past Swill or present Swill

    or Future Swill?

    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • OghulkOghulk squeek squeek squeek squeek squeek squeekRegistered User regular
    Girls flirt with you

    a lot

    stop being a dumbass and get on that

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    One time a girl literally put my hand between her legs while buying me a nice dinner.

    And...

    I didn't pick up on it.

  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    Stop trying to flirt with Past-Oghulk

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    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • VeretasVeretas Registered User regular
    For the love of god

    Never believe a single word your mother says

  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    I'd go back to like 13. Be all, "Hey, man, maybe keep an opinion or two to yourself. Wear clothes that fit. Put some product in your hair. Perhaps listen to bands other than Tool."

  • OghulkOghulk squeek squeek squeek squeek squeek squeekRegistered User regular
    edited July 2012
    Stop trying to flirt with Past-Oghulk

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    I just want you to know

    all I had to do was google kpop gif to get this

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    maybe it won't work, oh well

    Oghulk on
  • MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    I'd probably tell younger me to drink more in college, have more sex in college, and study less.

    Don't get a girlfriend until you find the girl you really wanna be with - otherwise you're just wasting your time for the sake of having one.

    Oh, and try weed at least once. I think I'm too old to give it a first shot.

    I am in the business of saving lives.

    LOOKING FOR AN SNES ERA EARTHBOUND STRATEGY GUIDE FOR A BIRTHDAY GIFT!
  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    Is this past Swill or present Swill

    or Future Swill?

    Present. She is making me weak in the knees. I said hi and said something about a trek movie I watched recently then the convo died

  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    Veretas wrote: »
    For the love of god

    Never believe a single word your mother says

    Yes this, but more for you than almost anyone else

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    3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood This could be forever Registered User regular
    just ask if she is dts

    women appreciate a man being straightforward

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  • OghulkOghulk squeek squeek squeek squeek squeek squeekRegistered User regular
    younger self

    stop with the weed faster

    that shit does not in fact make you feel better

  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    MegaMan001 wrote: »
    I'd probably tell younger me to drink more in college, have more sex in college, and study less.

    Don't get a girlfriend until you find the girl you really wanna be with - otherwise you're just wasting your time for the sake of having one.

    Oh, and try weed at least once. I think I'm too old to give it a first shot.

    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    Swill wrote: »
    Kiss Ross when you had the chance dammit

    actually that was my bad, i flinched

    should have kissed ya boy

  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    Thomas if I was cute as you,



    I'd be smoochin 247365

  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    ps. we will meet again on this earth

  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    remember when the guy punched me then i started crying then the stress gave me a hemorhhoid

  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    I'd be content meeting in space

  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited July 2012
    Conflicting time-travel-delivered advice about weed smokin' all up ins

    Poorochondriac on
  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Smoke weed every day.

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    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStig
  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    I was referring to cigs.

  • sarukunsarukun Gornlord Interplanetary InsanitariumRegistered User regular
    You do not have to stay in this apartment, you don't owe this people a Goddamned thing and it is wrecking your grades.

    And do not take her to see where you work, it is a dumb idea.

    Other than that, good work, have a pizza.

  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    TheStig wrote: »
    Smoke weed every day.

    Every day?

  • Bobkins FlymoBobkins Flymo Avatars rise and fall, but Waluigi is eternal.Registered User, Moderator mod
    Yeah, looking back on it, there are always girls flirting with you that you didn't even realize because you were busy creepin on other ladies that were not at all fucking interested.

    What a shame.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood This could be forever Registered User regular
    Swill wrote: »
    Thomas if I was cute as you,



    I'd be smoochin 247365
    ;-)

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  • sarukunsarukun Gornlord Interplanetary InsanitariumRegistered User regular
    Oh, right, there's no need to be so miserable about an absurd relationship that you get annihilated in some bar over it.

    It's not like you're afraid of not being able to meet someone new anyway, so why in Christ's name would you even do that. PS- Something better comes along anyway.

    Jackass.

  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    Ten minutes after you walk into the arcade, spin around and punch that guy in the face before he sucker punches you.

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    TheStig wrote: »
    Smoke weed every day.

    Every day?

    Literally every day.

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    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStig
  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Inner Century Anthems Based Off Inner City TantrumsRegistered User regular
    TheStig wrote: »
    Smoke weed every day.

    Every day?


    no

    erry day

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  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    Dear past Karl,

    All that shit you thought was important? It ain't. And that girl you're currently sure is the one. She isn't. You're 17 for fucks sake stop being a cunt.

    Oh and start doing some exercise.

    Spoiler:
  • Bobkins FlymoBobkins Flymo Avatars rise and fall, but Waluigi is eternal.Registered User, Moderator mod
    Get naked. Shit's about to get narcissistic.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Dear Past Pooro,

    Well done on the Drunk Pooro account. Those were some good times. High five.

    Love,
    Present Pooro

  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Fierce Power & Unlimited Potential Registered User regular
    Yo dex,

    Listen. Being an adult in the future?

    Rad as hell.

    Then I give myself the finger and fly away

  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Fierce Power & Unlimited Potential Registered User regular
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    Get naked. Shit's about to get narcissistic.

    Question: Is it masturbation to make out with yourself from the past?

    Further question: What about a clone?

    Asking for a friend

  • Bobkins FlymoBobkins Flymo Avatars rise and fall, but Waluigi is eternal.Registered User, Moderator mod
    It's gay as hell.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Which means it rules

  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    Dear Past Pooro,

    Well done on the Drunk Pooro account. Those were some good times. High five.

    Love,
    Present Pooro

    Lord I miss it

  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Dear Past Pooro,

    Well done on the Drunk Pooro account. Those were some good times. High five.

    Love,
    Present Pooro

    Lord I miss it

    Can I tell you a secret

  • ZonugalZonugal Registered User regular
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    Get naked. Shit's about to get narcissistic.

    Question: Is it masturbation to make out with yourself from the past?

    Further question: What about a clone?

    Asking for a friend

    It isn't.

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