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Awesome: '[Mass Effect 3] Platinum Primarily Promises Players Profoundly ...' by Dichotomy
Dichotomy
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well, I just did probably the best thing I'll ever do in this game
gold reapers
firebase goddess
we're all in the room, you know the one, with the two entrances, the stairs on the right, the ammo box, and the two hospital beds in the middle
I'm playing cerberus adept, and I lash a marauder on the stairs
it is a perfect lash
the kind you'd include in the trailer for the DLC, if they had done one
a perfect tumble, head over heels, in an arc through the air
operating on rote instinct, I spin and smash the marauder, but it doesn't send him flying again
instead he's laying on one of the hospital beds in, I shit you not, one of the classic seductive poses
on his side, one leg over the other, his hips turned just so, one arm under his head, the other behind it, elbow in the air
and that was the last enemy of the wave
so now the entire squad is just standing there staring at this suggestive marauder
gold reapers
firebase goddess
we're all in the room, you know the one, with the two entrances, the stairs on the right, the ammo box, and the two hospital beds in the middle
I'm playing cerberus adept, and I lash a marauder on the stairs
it is a perfect lash
the kind you'd include in the trailer for the DLC, if they had done one
a perfect tumble, head over heels, in an arc through the air
operating on rote instinct, I spin and smash the marauder, but it doesn't send him flying again
instead he's laying on one of the hospital beds in, I shit you not, one of the classic seductive poses
on his side, one leg over the other, his hips turned just so, one arm under his head, the other behind it, elbow in the air
and that was the last enemy of the wave
so now the entire squad is just standing there staring at this suggestive marauder
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