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[TRENCHES] Thursday, July 26, 2012 - Mephitic

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Mephitic


Mephitic
http://trenchescomic.com/comic/post/mephitic

Japanese Efficiency

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A few years ago, a coworker and I along with several testers from our company’s head office were sent to Japan for a month in order to test a video game at the developer’s studio in Yokohama, just outside of Tokyo. It was a long, grueling schedule with ten to twelve hour work days, six days a week, but the chance to visit a foreign country, especially Japan -  the video game, anime, manga, and electronics mecca of the world - made it worth it.

One of the things that made this particular tour of duty unusual was that, normally, bugs are entered into an electronic database accessible via computer with either a local network or Internet connection.

Not so with this developer.

We started out writing bugs by hand but soon graduated to filling out PDF forms on our workstations and printing them out. That, however, was as sophisticated as it got. This process was made even more tedious by the fact that, once our submitted sheets were looked over and approved, they were forwarded to the company’s localization department so that they could be translated from English to Japanese.

Only then would they be sent to the programmers so that the issues could be fixed.

What boggles my mind to this day is, despite the inherent primitiveness of this setup, almost every bug that we submitted was fixed within 24 hours and a fresh new build was ready and waiting for us every morning when we came in. I’ve worked on dozens, if not hundreds, of different games over the years where there were no language barriers to overcome and have seen bugs languish for days, weeks, or months in the database before being addressed (if they ever are).

Only in Japan, people. Only in Japan.


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  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA, SolidSaints Tube admin
    This is maybe my favourite trenches

    If you'd like an anime thread, please PM me to discuss it. Include pics/video of your favorites.
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    I think this comic is great at highlighting how self centred and foolish Isaac is. Even his attempts at consoling bunnies come off as jerkish.

    The story is fascinating.

  • Jimmy MarkuJimmy Marku Registered User regular
    That is a fucking small cage. No wonder he stinks.

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  • TIFunkaliciousTIFunkalicious Kicking back in NebraskaRegistered User regular
    I've known a rabbit owner

    There is a stench. It's hard to get rid of or prevent

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  • HalenHalen Registered User regular
    That's because rabbits piss a very special kind of piss to demonstrate their territorial ownership. It stains. And smells.

    But bunnies are cute, so...

    Draw an egg.
  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Clearly Marely was supposed to clean the cage too .

    King Riptor on
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Clearly Marely was supposed to clean the cage too .

    The Snuffler said he'd cover it for him.

  • NeuroskepticNeuroskeptic Registered User regular
    I think this comic is great at highlighting how self centred and foolish Isaac is. Even his attempts at consoling bunnies come off as jerkish.
    I think you may be reading too much into this because of your Isaac-is-a-jerk theory.

    It's just a comic about a smelly rabbit.

  • GaslightGaslight It's not your fault Video games are amazingRegistered User regular
    OMG Isaac is such a jerk, horrible human being, argleblargle, etc. etc.

    Oh wait, too late, people are actually already saying that.

    We've reached the point where satire is impossible I guess.

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  • Billy ChenowithBilly Chenowith Registered User regular
    Stinks like a mole

  • GaslightGaslight It's not your fault Video games are amazingRegistered User regular
    Stinks like a mole

    Of course! It was Mr. Toots all along! How could we not have seen it before?

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  • BrewBrew Registered User regular
    Why is there a question mark in Toots' water dispenser?

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Brew wrote: »
    Why is there a question mark in Toots' water dispenser?

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  • -Tal-Tal Truth is elusive It's nowhere to be foundRegistered User regular
    I love this story so much

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  • Fatty McBeardoFatty McBeardo Registered User regular
    'squee' is rabbit speak for 'clean these fucking cobwebs out of my cage'.

  • wonderpugwonderpug Registered User regular
    I've known a rabbit owner

    There is a stench. It's hard to get rid of or prevent

    Their cages can reek, but the rabbits themselves shouldn't. They clean themselves regularly, just like cats.

  • ElderlycrawfishElderlycrawfish Registered User regular
    Regularly cleaning the cages before it becomes a problem also goes a long way too. Litter box training as well, though accidents can and will still happen even with the most trained ones. Sorry, kind of off tangent there.

    Poor Mr. Toots though; a really tiny cage and he has to test shitty games? Aren't there laws against that sort of cruelty? :P

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  • Ori KleinOri Klein Registered User regular
    So that's it, then.
    The entire lower brass of the games industry must relocate to Japan.

  • MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    Ori Klein wrote: »
    So that's it, then.
    The entire lower brass of the games industry must relocate to Japan.

    That's a pretty harebrained idea.

    Farscape is pretty much the best at anything
  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 Registered User regular
    'squee' is rabbit speak for 'clean these fucking cobwebs out of my cage'.

    That's wire meshing.

  • FalhawkFalhawk Registered User
    I really like the trenches but holy cow does the plot move slowly. Is Kurtz in charge of plot pacing?

  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu ___________PIGEON _________San Diego, CA Registered User regular
    Falhawk wrote: »
    I really like the trenches but holy cow does the plot move slowly. Is Kurtz in charge of plot pacing?
    Do you have some deadline that needs to be met? Can you only read a certain amount of comic strips before you have to give it up? "Finishing" a plot within some certain amount of time has never struck me as particularly important and I'm having trouble imagining why someone would take it to be good.

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  • Chris FOMChris FOM Registered User regular
    It's not just the pacing (although it is pretty glacial), but also the fact that there's only six panels per week, which draws it out even further. Slow pacing isn't bad, but slow pacing mixed with slow delivery can cause problems. I nearly gave up on Trenches entirely when it first got started because it took several months to even get to the point that we got into the testing. And here, which should represent the most invested readers, there've been quite a few people that had trouble figuring out Q's trap because it played out over a couple of weeks to the point they'd forgotten important elements when they came back up. I like Trenches overall, but the pacing/delivery is pretty problematic. Look where we were six weeks ago, look where we are now, and realize just how little has actually happened over that time.

  • AntimatterAntimatter I remember touch I need something moreRegistered User regular
    this story was interesting.

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  • TofystedethTofystedeth veni, veneri, vamoosi Registered User regular
    MichaelLC wrote: »
    Ori Klein wrote: »
    So that's it, then.
    The entire lower brass of the games industry must relocate to Japan.

    That's a pretty harebrained idea.

    Nice one. I'm lapine out loud.

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  • NeuroskepticNeuroskeptic Registered User regular
    Chris FOM wrote: »
    It's not just the pacing (although it is pretty glacial), but also the fact that there's only six panels per week, which draws it out even further. Slow pacing isn't bad, but slow pacing mixed with slow delivery can cause problems. I nearly gave up on Trenches entirely when it first got started because it took several months to even get to the point that we got into the testing. And here, which should represent the most invested readers, there've been quite a few people that had trouble figuring out Q's trap because it played out over a couple of weeks to the point they'd forgotten important elements when they came back up. I like Trenches overall, but the pacing/delivery is pretty problematic. Look where we were six weeks ago, look where we are now, and realize just how little has actually happened over that time.
    I agree with that, but I still love it, so long as you're willing to go back and refresh your memory of previous strips once in a while, it's all good.

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