There is a drunk middle aged woman blocking traffic in the parking lot of the Asian market spinning around and talking to herself while holding a can of tacate
There is a drunk middle aged woman blocking traffic in the parking lot of the Asian market spinning around and talking to herself while holding a can of tacate
I wish I was that woman.
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Lost Salientblink twiceif you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered Userregular
Yeah, there are worse ways to end a day than wasted, revolving in circles.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
The obvious, couples fucking between cars, in parks, or in changing cubicles
Really strange stuff.. Maybe the people who think they're fucking kings and need to scream at people working at a store because things are not going their way.
I did call centre work for a good while and have repressed most of the more horrible bullshit I've come across but I remember this story because the guy in question wasn't actually an arsehole, it was just a bit of an odd call.
Right so I was working for Panasonic and the centre was pretty small, and serviced the whole country for every product including in this case aircon units.
I get this Queensland bogan who goes "yeah so I got back from work all fucken pissed and the air con wasn't working so I got the shits got into me ute and drove into the outdoor unit, smashed it to bits. Don't suppose that comes under warranty?"
"Yeah nah I'm thinking you're gonna have to pay for a new one."
"Yeah fair enough do what you have to do."
There is a drunk middle aged woman blocking traffic in the parking lot of the Asian market spinning around and talking to herself while holding a can of tacate
I did call centre work for a good while and have repressed most of the more horrible bullshit I've come across but I remember this story because the guy in question wasn't actually an arsehole, it was just a bit of an odd call.
Right so I was working for Panasonic and the centre was pretty small, and serviced the whole country for every product including in this case aircon units.
I get this Queensland bogan who goes "yeah so I got back from work all fucken pissed and the air con wasn't working so I got the shits got into me ute and drove into the outdoor unit, smashed it to bits. Don't suppose that comes under warranty?"
"Yeah nah I'm thinking you're gonna have to pay for a new one."
"Yeah fair enough do what you have to do."
fucking queenslanders
i need to hear more stories about shitty aussie customers with as much lingo as possible
i need this
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Lost Salientblink twiceif you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered Userregular
Oh hey here's a strange thing
Turns out Pepto-Bismol can potentially turn your tongue black
Guess who woke up and nearly had a heart attack this morning when she brushed her teeth
(it's me)
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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Walk without rhythm.
I was I was that squid
:winky:
Well we were trying for fish.
Of course using Edam as bait might have tilted the odds against that one.
makes sense
I wish I was that woman.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
Really strange stuff.. Maybe the people who think they're fucking kings and need to scream at people working at a store because things are not going their way.
Right so I was working for Panasonic and the centre was pretty small, and serviced the whole country for every product including in this case aircon units.
I get this Queensland bogan who goes "yeah so I got back from work all fucken pissed and the air con wasn't working so I got the shits got into me ute and drove into the outdoor unit, smashed it to bits. Don't suppose that comes under warranty?"
"Yeah nah I'm thinking you're gonna have to pay for a new one."
"Yeah fair enough do what you have to do."
fucking queenslanders
this was like 2pm
Asian market and all
But I'm not gonna stoop down to that joke! Good job, me!
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
i need to hear more stories about shitty aussie customers with as much lingo as possible
i need this
Turns out Pepto-Bismol can potentially turn your tongue black
Guess who woke up and nearly had a heart attack this morning when she brushed her teeth
(it's me)
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
i have no idea where this is going
(There is also a 2AM)
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
Satans..... hints.....
they will collide and create a resonance cascade