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asks me a lot of questions about if i workout, where, what did i do to workout, could i train him, etc. really weird shit with no fucking context, right?
i tell him i gotta hit the road and leave.
six months later i'm at work and the same guy comes in! starts asking me the same fucking questions again. except this time i'm trapped! he's asking me about jet ski tarps. i see a coworker and ask them to help creepy dude, claiming i have to go help load a grill for a customer.
at 17 i didn't quite know how to handle that
he accumulated a stockpile, at which point other people at the bar waiting for drinks just grabbed the beers and walked off. he kept ordering two at a time, probably around twenty, but they kept just disappearing.
the whole time he's got a fucking line of coke from his lip to his nose just glued there.
after a while he grabbed three beers and left like, two? on the bar.
he walked by me and i wiped my nose at him and he wiped his on his shirt and gave me a thumbs up.
the power dynamic is all fucked up
i've seen you fucked up, and you're an idiot, get the hell away from me.
Except I managed to grab hold of something.
And when I pulled, out came an inch-long mass of yellow and black and white. I had no idea what it was, all I knew was sweet relief that my ear didn't hurt anymore.
It occurs to me now that it was probably a mass of earwax and cotton (I used to put cotton balls in my ears when I washed my hair).
we always kinda teased him about it, but one day he got real fucked up and we covered his arm in mustard and he fucking freaked out. it was a straight up hissy fit.
i kind of feel bad about it, but i can't stop giggling at how he screamed
I get the feeling that most people wouldn't be too put out by Bill Murray wanting to sleep on their couch.
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but that right there, really gross.
not quite gross-make-your-butthole-pucker&clench-gross but pretty gross.
If Bill Murray showed up at my house with a vegetable tray I don't... quite know what I would do.
But it would be awesome.
"Sandra's favourite movie is escape from new York because she cries when magpie and brain die because they will never be together." HAIL SATAN
"Sandra's favourite movie is escape from new York because she cries when magpie and brain die because they will never be together." HAIL SATAN
i giggled a lot
and then i found out it was fake and i felt tricked and betrayed
he also made the same pose
how gauche Mr. Soze
If I can't have Bill no one can.
He wouldn't because then I would have wasted the 25% of my life to date that I have spent watching Bill Murray films.
"Sandra's favourite movie is escape from new York because she cries when magpie and brain die because they will never be together." HAIL SATAN
"Sandra's favourite movie is escape from new York because she cries when magpie and brain die because they will never be together." HAIL SATAN
well see, scarjo has this really nice butt
It doesn't need explaining, just watch it.
Man realtalk time
sometimes you just have a massive glob of earwax stuck inside your ear
when you manage to fish it out it might just be one of the few moments of pure bliss a man can have. Then you stare at it for a little while before getting rid of it. Right? You do that? Admit it.
"Sandra's favourite movie is escape from new York because she cries when magpie and brain die because they will never be together." HAIL SATAN
well, not normal people
like, maybe he only crashed one party and it all snowballed from there
or maybe he heard these rumours all floating around and thought, you know, this sounds like fun
if i ever meet him i'll ask him
What spring does with the cherry trees.
So he got his ears properly cleaned out, but he then had trouble sleeping because he lived on a pretty busy road and could now hear all the cars.
If it was fruit maybe ground hog day.
I'm not sure what would happen if he had a meat tray.
Satans..... hints..... I'm a mo bro!
some parts were strange I guess but I liked it quite a bit
what if I told you bill murray was in my apartment right now
no one will ever believe you
it continues in this vein for a good twenty pages
also it denies both evolution and the Second Law of Thermodynamics