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the strangest thing you have witnessed

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    JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    SLyM wrote: »
    I noticed that people were talking about how pepto could turn your mouth black. Were you aware eating nothing but raisin bran for about a week turns your poop green? I found this out firsthand.

    I was not, no. This helps explain a few incidents from my youth that I had endeavored to keep quiet.

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    SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    Yeah apparently your poop starts out green then turns brown in your large intestine. The bran speeds up your digestion and it doesn't have time to turn brown.

    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    re: bismuth and blacktongue

    typically it only happens if you take some and then go to sleep and also have a penchant for breathing with your mouth open

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited August 2012
    Well

    I for sure took it and immediately went to sleep

    Can't testify to the sleeping with my mouth open thing but I know I don't snore? So, I mean, maybe that's why.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Xehalus wrote: »
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    I just wanted to point out, in case anyone thought this was an actual article

    It's from the British equivalent of The Onion. And somebody made it look like an actual newspaper article.

    Yay.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Well

    I for sure took it and immediately went to sleep

    Can't testify to the sleeping with my mouth open thing but I know I don't snore? So, I mean, maybe that's why.

    most people breath through their mouths during at least part of the night

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    If that was true I would asphyxiate. I picked up the bad habit of sleeping with my head under the pillow while in the marines. According to certain people it's quite distrubing to see since I keep the pillow quite tight to my head and it looks like a soap opera murder.

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Fuckin nlah nallahbregthhhhhhhhh

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    FalxFalx Registered User regular
    edited August 2012
    The best Bill Murray story I read was that someone spotted him on an otherwise empty subway train in New York and kept trying not to stare at him. After a few stops it's his turn and he gets up. As he walked by the person, he spun around, hugged them, lifted them off the ground and whispered, "No one will ever believe you." Then he left. I pray every night that it actually happened.

    Also I found this thing.

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    There's a good chance it did, Falx.

    I mean, I don't know about the tour thing, but Murray has a history of just showing up at a party that he finds on FB or something like that.

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    well my grandpa passed away this morning/last night

    and it may not be the strangest thing i've seen, but hearing my mom cry over the phone is pretty damn upsetting. particularly for a father-in-law she didn't seem to care for (or him her, she wasn't catholic).

    the good news is, he's not suffering any more and my dad will have much less stress to deal with after this ordeal.

    oh well.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    condolences, dead legend

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited August 2012
    thanks @Nerdgasmic, it's appreciated. i wasn't ever that close to him, but i guess i'm still a little choked up.

    i mean, if it wasn't for him i wouldn't have had a place to escape civilization and go hunt, so, there is that.

    Dead Legend on
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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Aww dammit

    Sorry to hear, dl

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Even if you weren't as close as you could have been, it's never easy losing someone who's been a part of your life.

    I'm sorry DL - be thinking of you and your family.

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    FalxFalx Registered User regular
    Sorry man my condolences

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    aww thanks all of y'all

    it's much appreciated. now to knock out a test, two finals, an oral exam, and whip up a resume this week, and figure out how to manage two nights of work at the bar, a rosary and a funeral.

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    dbrock270dbrock270 Registered User regular
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    ScolbertScolbert Registered User regular
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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    I coughed up a centimeter long tonsil stone this morning

    that is not the first time

    I hate my life sometimes

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    That might actually be my dick, Pip.

    My dick may have fallen off in your throat.

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    A few years back, I was getting some cash out of an ATM. It was indoors, and you had to use your debit card to unlock the door to get in. Still, somehow a couple of homeless people got in, and were hanging out.

    As I was getting my cash, the dude kept going, `Psst. Hey.... hey man. Hey... psst.'

    As I turned to walk away, he grabs the pants of the lady he's with, yanks them down, and yells, `Look at that pussy!'

    So, I gave him a buck.

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    CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    Hate tonsil stones, they feel like a hair caught in the back of my throat that I can't dislodge

    Do not have a cow, mortal.

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    Scolbert wrote: »

    This video is both my fantasy and my nightmare as a driver, because I will hug the ass of the car in front of me if some shit goes zooming up the merge lane instead of just zippering in like a decent person

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    SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    Traffic flows better if cars use all available lanes for as long as possible, but neither of those cars were anywhere near in an actual lane.

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    mcp wrote: »
    A few years back, I was getting some cash out of an ATM. It was indoors, and you had to use your debit card to unlock the door to get in. Still, somehow a couple of homeless people got in, and were hanging out.

    As I was getting my cash, the dude kept going, `Psst. Hey.... hey man. Hey... psst.'

    As I turned to walk away, he grabs the pants of the lady he's with, yanks them down, and yells, `Look at that pussy!'

    So, I gave him a buck.

    This didn't happen, but I still don't like you.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    what is a tonsil stone, that sounds horribly unpleasant

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    that merging video is terrifying

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    OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Scolbert wrote: »

    This video is both my fantasy and my nightmare as a driver, because I will hug the ass of the car in front of me if some shit goes zooming up the merge lane instead of just zippering in like a decent person

    oh my god did he pull out a gun?

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Fandyien wrote: »
    what is a tonsil stone, that sounds horribly unpleasant

    They are super gross

    Wikipedia tonsilolith

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    Oghulk wrote: »
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Scolbert wrote: »

    This video is both my fantasy and my nightmare as a driver, because I will hug the ass of the car in front of me if some shit goes zooming up the merge lane instead of just zippering in like a decent person

    oh my god did he pull out a gun?

    Sure looks that way

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    Fandyien wrote: »
    what is a tonsil stone, that sounds horribly unpleasant

    They are super gross

    Wikipedia tonsilolith

    i am pleasantly surprised by how not gross that is

    just calcified mouth stuff? i was expecting bloody and phlegm and pus

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Having them is pretty awful. :(

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Well, okay

    Not awful

    But gross and unpleasant

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Falx wrote: »
    The best Bill Murray story I read was that someone spotted him on an otherwise empty subway train in New York and kept trying not to stare at him. After a few stops it's his turn and he gets up. As he walked by the person, he spun around, hugged them, lifted them off the ground and whispered, "No one will ever believe you." Then he left. I pray every night that it actually happened.

    Also I found this thing.

    I don't really get at all why you linked that thing.

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    why is the lady on the bottom left so happy

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    why is the lady on the bottom left so happy

    She just saved a bunch of money on her car insurance by switching to Geico.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    she isn't there because of drugs, violence or theft probably

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    what is a tonsil stone, that sounds horribly unpleasant

    They are super gross

    Wikipedia tonsilolith

    i am pleasantly surprised by how not gross that is

    just calcified mouth stuff? i was expecting bloody and phlegm and pus

    they fucking REEK

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