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surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloveddreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
edited August 2012 in Debate and/or Discourse
THE FIRST POST IS MADE THE PACT IS SEALED

THE SAGE OF JACOB SHALL CONTINUE WHEN I HAVE FOUND THE REQUISITE "MATERIAL"

we continue at page 467:

"Jacob struggled frantically with his bindings. With the nymphomaniac and her cats lurking in the nearby jelly repository, the haunting strains of his noseflute would spell certain doom. There had to be some other way.

To the left of him the serried ranks of chatters long since deceased, dirty yellow bone winking at him in the sensual scented candlelight. To the right, the tools of her trade: flensers, wire, blubber reducers and spaying tongs.

He closed his eyes... and chose the third direction. He chose up."

FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WEEK FOLKS

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"It is time for you to face my final form, wench" ejaculated Jacob as he ascended, unknowable by mortal eyes.

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