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The [Chat]tering Classes: Leather Seats are for Suckers

AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Their ideas are old and their ideas are bad.Risk is our business.Registered User regular
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  • override367override367 Registered User regular
    when i watch streaming videos sometimes the audio will cut out requiring a browser restart to fix

    I've reinstalled flash 53953 times

    arrgggggggg

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp! I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Flash is a hunk of fuck

  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Their ideas are old and their ideas are bad. Risk is our business.Registered User regular
    Flash has been giving me headaches lately as well.

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  • DynagripDynagrip destroy everything you touch Registered User, ClubPA regular
    i mean, they found my resume off a damn oilfield site. I dunno. Stupid space. Stupid me for being a science fiction nerd.

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  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark Registered User regular
    Like the guy in a $5000 suit is going to be driven around in a Camry

    COME ON

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
    Eddy
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp! I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    the Flash, however, is fucking rad
    Spoiler:

  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Their ideas are old and their ideas are bad. Risk is our business.Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    the Flash, however, is fucking rad
    Spoiler:

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    Romney understands what it's like to grow up not knowing where your next meal will come from.

    La Grenouille? Zanzibar? Delmonico's?

    This guy is amazing.

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    This agree/awesome stuff makes me want to forum more. That's terrible.

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
    AManFromEarthJacobkoshPodlywazilla
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp! I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    the Flash, however, is fucking rad
    Spoiler:


  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    Oh shit Max Landis has other comic videos. Though much lower quality I'm finding his history of Robins hilarious.

    "Alfred, Batman's being really freaking weird!"

    *Cut to scene of Batman hanging out in the bushes with a bag of chips and a giant trophy*

    Bahaha

    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Their ideas are old and their ideas are bad. Risk is our business.Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    the Flash, however, is fucking rad
    Spoiler:



    That's one of my favorite JLU episodes.

    Wally West is the best.

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  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark Registered User regular
    I really want to try one of the super primo diners here in Chicago but I can't quite bring myself to pull the trigger

    It's just so much money

    But im so incredibly curious

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  • tyrannustyrannus Registered User regular
    god the justice league was so good

  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Their ideas are old and their ideas are bad. Risk is our business.Registered User regular
  • spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User regular
    In the continuing saga of SKFM in a Camry, this thing doesn't even have a rear air conditioner, the driver isn't wearing a jacket, and there are no bottles of water. This guy doesn't even have a gps, so I need to tell him where to go! I know it isn't sympathetic, but there's your daily glimpse into rich people class problems.

    Out of spite I just broke the golden parachute tax forever. I'm not even kidding, I seriously figured out a way to make it never apply again, and this wasn't even for my client.



    "There are no necessary evils in government. Its evils exist only in its abuses. If it would confine itself to equal protection, and, as Heaven does its rains, shower its favors alike on the high and the low, the rich and the poor, it would be an unqualified blessing." -- Andrew Jackson
  • Form of Monkey!Form of Monkey! Registered User regular
    What was that thing they were doing for a while where they kept giving The Flash new superpowers that made no sense?

    Like oh yeah, he's a supergenius too, because his neurons fire at superspeed too.

    Also he can basically fly if he flaps his arms or pedals his feet fast enough because Bernoulli's principle you guys...and um...pressure...quantum...dynamics? And breathe underwater for some similar, pseudo-scientific reason.

    Probably immunte to telepaths too, again because SUPERTHOUGHTSPEED.

  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Their ideas are old and their ideas are bad. Risk is our business.Registered User regular
    In the continuing saga of SKFM in a Camry, this thing doesn't even have a rear air conditioner, the driver isn't wearing a jacket, and there are no bottles of water. This guy doesn't even have a gps, so I need to tell him where to go! I know it isn't sympathetic, but there's your daily glimpse into rich people class problems.

    Out of spite I just broke the golden parachute tax forever. I'm not even kidding, I seriously figured out a way to make it never apply again, and this wasn't even for my client.

    Where's the Flash when you need him?

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp! I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
  • ronyaronya hmmm over there!Registered User regular
    the world will pay for the indignity of a camry

  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    What was that thing they were doing for a while where they kept giving The Flash new superpowers that made no sense?

    Like oh yeah, he's a supergenius too, because his neurons fire at superspeed too.

    Also he can basically fly if he flaps his arms or pedals his feet fast enough because Bernoulli's principle you guys...and um...pressure...quantum...dynamics? And breathe underwater for some similar, pseudo-scientific reason.

    Probably immunte to telepaths too, again because SUPERTHOUGHTSPEED.

    The intelligence bit is fine. Guy can speed up and spend relative hours figuring out problems in a few moments.

    The rest is kind of dumb though, yeah. But I did love his attempt at flight in JLU.

    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
  • spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User regular
    In the continuing saga of SKFM in a Camry, this thing doesn't even have a rear air conditioner, the driver isn't wearing a jacket, and there are no bottles of water. This guy doesn't even have a gps, so I need to tell him where to go! I know it isn't sympathetic, but there's your daily glimpse into rich people class problems.

    Out of spite I just broke the golden parachute tax forever. I'm not even kidding, I seriously figured out a way to make it never apply again, and this wasn't even for my client.

    Where's the Flash when you need him?

    I'm going to assume you mean
    he is needed to carry me home faster. Clearly I can't be a super villain. Just look at the car I'm in!



    "There are no necessary evils in government. Its evils exist only in its abuses. If it would confine itself to equal protection, and, as Heaven does its rains, shower its favors alike on the high and the low, the rich and the poor, it would be an unqualified blessing." -- Andrew Jackson
  • y2jake215y2jake215 oh ok yeah that's cool RAP GAME KiNG TUTRegistered User regular
    http://www.cracked.com/blog/7-amazing-video-games-well-never-get-to-play/

    I don't care if this has already been mentioned today but I would really, really play that dinosaur RTS

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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    I guess I never saw that episode

    Luthor IS evil.

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
  • spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User regular
    FWIW, my way around the golden parachute tax is super aggressive, so I don't know if anyone will use it, but it works.



    "There are no necessary evils in government. Its evils exist only in its abuses. If it would confine itself to equal protection, and, as Heaven does its rains, shower its favors alike on the high and the low, the rich and the poor, it would be an unqualified blessing." -- Andrew Jackson
  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Their ideas are old and their ideas are bad. Risk is our business.Registered User regular
    I guess I never saw that episode

    Luthor IS evil.



    Pretty much.

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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    I wish there was a better youtube summary of Aquaman's introduction episode cause God damn.

    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    Apparently rich people problems are just like situations where you feel as though you are being treated as less than what your privilege makes you feel entitled to.

    I don't think "problem" can actually be stretched far enough to cover "This car is beneath me."

  • tyrannustyrannus Registered User regular
    when flash fought lex

    that was the best fight

  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    It's no wonder the wealthy think that poor people are so lazy.

    They can overcome any of their "problems" with such a minimal amount of effort that it is laughable.

    Cambiata
  • spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User regular
    Ah! He took the wrong exit. This is amateur hour.



    "There are no necessary evils in government. Its evils exist only in its abuses. If it would confine itself to equal protection, and, as Heaven does its rains, shower its favors alike on the high and the low, the rich and the poor, it would be an unqualified blessing." -- Andrew Jackson
  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Their ideas are old and their ideas are bad. Risk is our business.Registered User regular
    Also good for an animated DC fix: Batman The Brave and the Bold:

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  • PodlyPodly RUDEASS TITTIES Registered User regular
    so I turned that hook from yesterday into a passable synthpop song

    I should really try to sell it to a track agency

    or like, as a christmas jingle or something

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    It's no wonder the wealthy think that poor people are so lazy.

    They can overcome any of their "problems" with such a minimal amount of effort that it is laughable.

    No food on the table?! Just use your dad's free McDonalds for life card. Duh. Stupid poor person, why didn't you have the gumption to think of that?

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark Registered User regular
    Ah! He took the wrong exit. This is amateur hour.

    This is the part where you casually observe that blue-collar workers are little more than animals.

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
  • CambiataCambiata I'm an alchemist and the beat is my base metal Registered User regular
    This free ride is not classy enough. MY LIFE IS TRAGIC.

    -Tal wrote:
    If you don't develop Stockholm Syndrome, it's not a real RPG.
    Steam
    Origin ID: jazzmess
    Amazon Wishlist
  • PodlyPodly RUDEASS TITTIES Registered User regular
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    It's no wonder the wealthy think that poor people are so lazy.

    They can overcome any of their "problems" with such a minimal amount of effort that it is laughable.

    No food on the table?! Just use your dad's free McDonalds for life card. Duh. Stupid poor person, why didn't you have the gumption to think of that?

    it is possibly the most perfect part of this campaign

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    the driver isn't wearing a jacket

    nice

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Oh god, I have become the snack dump for the lady teacher across from me in the office who is watching her figure.

    Gonna get so fat.

    BUT TASTES SO GOOD

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Senj! How is you beautiful?

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