a coworker of mine is a nasty person. he does not cover his mouth when coughing or sneezing. the other day, he sneezed on my god damn face. i flipped out on him, the conversation went like this:
gross man : *SNEEZE*
me: oh WHAT THE FUCK
gross man: *blank stare*
me: that's fucking disgusting dude, cover your damn mouth
gross man: *turns around*
me: you're not gonna say ANYTHING? you're not gonna apologize!?
gross man: *quietly* sorry...
needless to say, i was livid. everyone else seemed to find it funny.
what do you guys do when it comes time to expel mucus from your face? do you cover with your hands, or cough into the inside of your elbow? or do you go for the classy 'lift shirt up over mouth and cover yourself in boogers' technique. or are you a fearless sneezer, letting your wanton sneezes fly freely?
does anyone use handkerchiefs anymore?
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people gotta know
i can't not
like 1% of the time it's three times, but never once or more than thrice
that is all kinds of fucked up
the idea is if you sneeze there you don't have to wash your hands
I never bought food from the places I worked at.
he's just the grossest dude i've ever met
the only guy i've seen who has no qualms picking his nose... in front of everybody
food service is taught to do this
most don't give a shit though
sneeze on him while he's peeing
and then look him in the eye
my face ain't going near there
fuck
a sneeze can carry up to 200 times its own weight
a sneeze can do everything fred astaire did ... in high heels
Fastest sneeze The highest speed at which expelled particles from a sneeze have been measured to travel is 103.6 mph (167 km/h).
it's very likely assault just like having unprotected sex with someone when you have HIV is
deliberately sneezing on someone ought to be a battery charge anyway, I think
Well shit, if we're going by sneeze free days, I've got that beat. I don't think I've had a sneeze free day since my teens. I sneeze at least a couple of times a day, and when I sneeze it's almost always at least 3 or 4 times.
this is grotesque!!
i want my mucus on every doorknob you hear me
same here, which is why i'm amazed this dude hasn't been fired yet
i've seen him sneeze right over food, which i then promptly through away because he's retarded