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[PA Comic] Friday, August 10, 2012 - Green Business

GethGeth LegionPerseus VeilRegistered User, Super Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
edited August 2012 in The Penny Arcade Hub

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    These t-shirts feel so much like generic pro-cannibis shirts it makes me giggle.

    the ProfessorCambiata
  • John ZoidbergJohn Zoidberg Registered User regular
    From the position of Gabe's shirt in panels 2 & 3 I feel like we should see some of his head.

    Good comic though.

    Xbox Live: Ink Pouch / PSN: Stiff_Ninja / Origin: PAZoidberg / Steam
  • GiraffeLoverGiraffeLover Registered User
    I miss those drug-filled days and the occasional trips to the aquarium to have a nice tug or two...

    Necks... it's all about necks...

    Personal Quote: "I stare into the void as her molted carapace unfurls, her soaking thorax begging for my gentle touch... and she whispers: "krev unda xcryu!!!". Her slender neck riddled with eggsacks and vestigial maws beckons for my tender head, but what is that I see? Tis a hedgehog, nested upon one of her seven shoulder, her quills beckon for me as well. I now surrender myself as I am filled with countless fertilized eggs and my hands grace the spiky sensuous quills... Yes, yes - a thousand times yes..."
  • darleysamdarleysam Registered User regular
    These t-shirts feel so much like generic pro-cannibis shirts it makes me giggle.

    It's just missing a giant cannabis leaf in the background.

    the Professor
  • the Professorthe Professor PONY ROMNEY DOES NOT CARE PONY ROMNEY WILL CUT YOUR FUNDINGRegistered User regular
    God, please let Gabe and Tycho make both of those shirts real.

    I'll buy one for each day of the Week, I swear.

    the professor is the best poster this forum has ever had hth
    TleilaxuJacques L'Homme
  • Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
  • TleilaxuTleilaxu Registered User regular
    God, please let Gabe and Tycho make both of those shirts real.

    I'll buy one for each day of the Week, I swear.

    Wear shirts everyday.

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  • Jacques L'HommeJacques L'Homme Shoes for industry! Shoes for the dead! Shoes for industry! Hi, I'm Joe BeatsRegistered User regular
    Pepsi?
    Spoiler:

    SydRocksFandeathisthe Professor
  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal Flo-ridaRegistered User regular
    i like this comic

  • MichelanvaloMichelanvalo Registered User regular
    Pepsi?
    Spoiler:

    I just spent a half hour trying to do this but my editing skills are poor at best.

  • Black_HeartBlack_Heart Registered User regular
    Everytime I see marijuana humor online, I instinctively check my PC's clock to see if its 4/20.

    XBL/PSN Name - Jashinslayer
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/Jashinslayer
  • InkyblotsInkyblots Registered User regular
    Gabe can draw a beautiful looking joint.

  • Jacques L'HommeJacques L'Homme Shoes for industry! Shoes for the dead! Shoes for industry! Hi, I'm Joe BeatsRegistered User regular
    Pepsi?
    Spoiler:

    I just spent a half hour trying to do this but my editing skills are poor at best.
    Ey man, as a cartoon rabbit once told me, "never give up! Trust your instincts!"

  • FandeathisFandeathis Registered User regular
    Both those shirts would sell like hotcakes.

    You fuck wit' Die Antwoord, you fuck wit' da army.
  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited August 2012
    But if you're smoking then you're already toking, which would mean you have to stop

    I guess the shirt is advocating only doing one "hit" at a time? Or maybe it means smoke cigarettes before smoking the blueberry yumyum

    Tossrock on
  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    Tossrock wrote: »
    But if you're smoking then you're already toking, which would mean you have to stop

    I guess the shirt is advocating only doing one "hit" at a time? Or maybe it means smoke cigarettes before smoking the blueberry yumyum

    I'm pretty sure it's an exercise in futility to try to apply logic to weed-wear.
    I mean, when you start from the position that any customer that's buying your shirt is willing to advertise that they break (or want to break) the law to anyone who can read their shirt, I'd think that logic goes out the window.

    Ringo wrote: »
    Well except what see317 said. That guy's always wrong.
  • Monkey Ball WarriorMonkey Ball Warrior A collection of mediocre hats Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited August 2012
    I vote for "Smoke 'till you Toke"

    It is the best, precisely because it is illogical.

    "If it ain't toke, don't fix it" is just your standard pun.
    see317 wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    But if you're smoking then you're already toking, which would mean you have to stop

    I guess the shirt is advocating only doing one "hit" at a time? Or maybe it means smoke cigarettes before smoking the blueberry yumyum

    I'm pretty sure it's an exercise in futility to try to apply logic to weed-wear.
    I mean, when you start from the position that any customer that's buying your shirt is willing to advertise that they break (or want to break) the law to anyone who can read their shirt, I'd think that logic goes out the window.

    Yes, it is quite important to remember that both the desired effect, and the primary drawback, of weed is that it makes you temporarily retarded.

    Monkey Ball Warrior on
    "I resent the entire notion of a body as an ante and then raise you a generalized dissatisfaction with physicality itself" -- Tycho
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu ___________PIGEON _________San Diego, CA Registered User regular
    I vote for "Smoke 'till you Toke"

    It is the best, precisely because it is illogical.

    "If it ain't toke, don't fix it" is just your standard pun.
    No, it's just as nonsensical, which makes it just as funny! The idea that if something "ain't toke" then it does not require fixing is the exact opposite of someone advocating for a constant use of marijuana! If something "ain't toke," then according to that outlook, one probably should fix it, and in fact ought to fix it by toking.

  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Whistle while you toke
    Toke happens
    I'm looking for the man who toked my pa
    We're here we're toke, get use to it.
    When life gives you toke, make tokenade.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
    the Professor
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Don't toke on me

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
    the Professor
  • FiendishrabbitFiendishrabbit Registered User regular
    He who gives, must toke.
    Let people toke and dogs bark.
    One "toke this" is better than ten "God help you!"
    Toke time: much may be gained by patience.
    We give and toke in turn.

    the Professor
  • CambiataCambiata Social Justice Rogue Registered User regular
    A toke in time saves nine

    -Tal wrote:
    If you don't develop Stockholm Syndrome, it's not a real RPG.
    Steam
    Origin ID: jazzmess
    Wishlist
    the Professor
  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    takeonmeguy.jpg
    Toke on me...

    Ringo wrote: »
    Well except what see317 said. That guy's always wrong.
    Dark Raven XJonBob
  • the Professorthe Professor PONY ROMNEY DOES NOT CARE PONY ROMNEY WILL CUT YOUR FUNDINGRegistered User regular
    Tossrock wrote: »
    But if you're smoking then you're already toking, which would mean you have to stop

    I guess the shirt is advocating only doing one "hit" at a time? Or maybe it means smoke cigarettes before smoking the blueberry yumyum

    LOL @ implying one should stop toking

    I guess you would have to, if you worked for the Government or summin. Fuck the Government, though. They wanna ban videogames and fun.

    Don't toke me, bro.

    the professor is the best poster this forum has ever had hth
  • CambiataCambiata Social Justice Rogue Registered User regular
    Since I'm on a work computer, I cannot do a Google search to satisfy my curiousity: Are skulls commonly associated with marijuana culture? Is this because tokers view themselves as "hard" or badass in some fashion? Is it just a generic "skulls are cool, bro" type situation?

    -Tal wrote:
    If you don't develop Stockholm Syndrome, it's not a real RPG.
    Steam
    Origin ID: jazzmess
    Wishlist
  • SkwigelfSkwigelf Registered User regular
    I'm here to toke and kick ass. And I'm all out of ass.

    the Professor
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu ___________PIGEON _________San Diego, CA Registered User regular
    A toke in the hand is worth two in the bush.

    A toke a day keeps the doctor away.

    Keep on tokin'!

    Methought I heard a voice cry "Toke no more!
    Macbeth does murder toke," the innocent toke,
    Toke that knits up the ravell'd sleave of care,
    The death of each day's life, sore labour's bath,
    Balm of hurt minds, great nature's second course,
    Chief nourisher in life's feast.

    Toke the police, coming straight from the underground.

    I toke therefore I am.

    Going for toke.

    If you come to a toke in the road, take it.

    Murder, she toked.

    the Professor
  • the Professorthe Professor PONY ROMNEY DOES NOT CARE PONY ROMNEY WILL CUT YOUR FUNDINGRegistered User regular
    edited August 2012
    Cambiata wrote: »
    Since I'm on a work computer, I cannot do a Google search to satisfy my curiousity: Are skulls commonly associated with marijuana culture? Is this because tokers view themselves as "hard" or badass in some fashion? Is it just a generic "skulls are cool, bro" type situation?

    I think Gabe and Tycho are making fun of the Call of Duty emblems with weed smoking "HIGH COMMAND" and "JOINT OPS" skulls. I have the weed smoking skulls AND THE POT LEAF EMBLEM, myself.

    I like the one eyed skull cuz it reminds me of Odin.

    Friends, romans, countrymen, we come here not to bury Caesar, but to toke him up.

    GOTTA TOKE 'EM ALL!!

    the Professor on
    the professor is the best poster this forum has ever had hth
  • CambiataCambiata Social Justice Rogue Registered User regular
    Ask not for whom the jay tokes: it tokes for thee.

    -Tal wrote:
    If you don't develop Stockholm Syndrome, it's not a real RPG.
    Steam
    Origin ID: jazzmess
    Wishlist
  • pablo_pricepablo_price Registered User regular
    tick-toke on the clock, but the party don't stop
    to-night i'ma toke till we see the daylight

    Steam / Xbox Live / Rock Band DLC / WoW: Allanna, Kolii
    SWTOR: Allanna (Shadowlands) / TSW: Sara-Luna
    Antimatter
  • darklite_xdarklite_x I can't find Turner and HoochRegistered User regular
    Where there's toke there's fire

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    Steam ID: darklite_x Xbox Gamertag: Darklite 37
    the Professor
  • Stealth XXIVStealth XXIV Registered User regular
    It is dangerous to go alone.

    Toke this.

    Cambiatathe ProfessorKoopahTroopahJacques L'Homme
  • the Professorthe Professor PONY ROMNEY DOES NOT CARE PONY ROMNEY WILL CUT YOUR FUNDINGRegistered User regular
    It is dangerous to go alone.

    Toke this.

    Ffffft

    Fffffffffffffffft fft ffft

    *cough*

    the professor is the best poster this forum has ever had hth
  • the Professorthe Professor PONY ROMNEY DOES NOT CARE PONY ROMNEY WILL CUT YOUR FUNDINGRegistered User regular
    edited August 2012
    darklite_x wrote: »
    Where there's toke there's fire

    It's rad because all the people in the know call marijuana 'fire'.

    Yo, you got that fire, homes?

    Y'all done learned something today thanks to this guy.

    the Professor on
    the professor is the best poster this forum has ever had hth
  • EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited August 2012
    Cambiata wrote: »
    Since I'm on a work computer, I cannot do a Google search to satisfy my curiousity: Are skulls commonly associated with marijuana culture? Is this because tokers view themselves as "hard" or badass in some fashion? Is it just a generic "skulls are cool, bro" type situation?

    I think Gabe and Tycho are making fun of the Call of Duty emblems with weed smoking "HIGH COMMAND" and "JOINT OPS" skulls. I have the weed smoking skulls AND THE POT LEAF EMBLEM, myself.

    I like the one eyed skull cuz it reminds me of Odin.

    Friends, romans, countrymen, we come here not to bury Caesar, but to toke him up.

    GOTTA TOKE 'EM ALL!!
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    EvilBadman on
    FyreWulff wrote: »
    I should note that Badman is fucking awesome
    XBL- Evil Badman MD; Steam- EvilBadman; Twitter - EvilBadman
    the Professor
  • the Professorthe Professor PONY ROMNEY DOES NOT CARE PONY ROMNEY WILL CUT YOUR FUNDINGRegistered User regular
    Man, Gabe has really improved his joint-rendering skill. The dog's joint looks like crap. The skulls's joints are mouthwateringly perfect.

    the professor is the best poster this forum has ever had hth
  • MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    Man, Gabe has really improved his joint-rendering skill. The dog's joint looks like crap. The skulls's joints are mouthwateringly perfect.

    So the dog's was just a token effort on his part?

    Excision wrote: »
    My girlfriend is going down tonight!

    Steam:MichaelLC
    the Professor
  • the Professorthe Professor PONY ROMNEY DOES NOT CARE PONY ROMNEY WILL CUT YOUR FUNDINGRegistered User regular
    edited August 2012
    MichaelLC wrote: »
    Man, Gabe has really improved his joint-rendering skill. The dog's joint looks like crap. The skulls's joints are mouthwateringly perfect.

    So the dog's was just a token effort on his part?

    BADUMTISH

    To be fair, the comic is really fucking funny, though. I keep scrolling up and giggling. The Nazi's dialogue is so perfect. He sounds like one of my friends perfectly.

    I have a small pet dragon that smoked weed, and it took more than one joint for it to get high. It'd just get buzzed. That dog has some rockin' tolerance.

    the Professor on
    the professor is the best poster this forum has ever had hth
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