[PA Comic] Friday, August 10, 2012 - Green Business

Geth

Green Business
http://penny-arcade.com/comic/2012/08/10

RMS Oceanic

These t-shirts feel so much like generic pro-cannibis shirts it makes me giggle.

John Zoidberg

From the position of Gabe's shirt in panels 2 & 3 I feel like we should see some of his head.

Good comic though.

GiraffeLover

I miss those drug-filled days and the occasional trips to the aquarium to have a nice tug or two...

darleysam

RMS Oceanic wrote: »

These t-shirts feel so much like generic pro-cannibis shirts it makes me giggle.

It's just missing a giant cannabis leaf in the background.

the Professor

God, please let Gabe and Tycho make both of those shirts real.

I'll buy one for each day of the Week, I swear.

Burden of Proof

legalize it

Tleilaxu

the Professor wrote: »

God, please let Gabe and Tycho make both of those shirts real.

I'll buy one for each day of the Week, I swear.

Wear shirts everyday.

Jacques L'Homme

Pepsi?

Spoiler:

or toke mother fucker?

Jasconius

i like this comic

Michelanvalo

Jacques L'Homme wrote: »

Pepsi?

Spoiler:

or toke mother fucker?

I just spent a half hour trying to do this but my editing skills are poor at best.

Black_Heart

Everytime I see marijuana humor online, I instinctively check my PC's clock to see if its 4/20.

Inkyblots

Gabe can draw a beautiful looking joint.

Jacques L'Homme

Michelanvalo wrote: »

Jacques L'Homme wrote: »

Pepsi?

Spoiler:

or toke mother fucker?

I just spent a half hour trying to do this but my editing skills are poor at best.

Ey man, as a cartoon rabbit once told me, "never give up! Trust your instincts!"

Fandeathis

Both those shirts would sell like hotcakes.

Tossrock

But if you're smoking then you're already toking, which would mean you have to stop

I guess the shirt is advocating only doing one "hit" at a time? Or maybe it means smoke cigarettes before smoking the blueberry yumyum

see317

Tossrock wrote: »

But if you're smoking then you're already toking, which would mean you have to stop

I guess the shirt is advocating only doing one "hit" at a time? Or maybe it means smoke cigarettes before smoking the blueberry yumyum

I'm pretty sure it's an exercise in futility to try to apply logic to weed-wear.
I mean, when you start from the position that any customer that's buying your shirt is willing to advertise that they break (or want to break) the law to anyone who can read their shirt, I'd think that logic goes out the window.

Monkey Ball Warrior

I vote for "Smoke 'till you Toke"

It is the best, precisely because it is illogical.

"If it ain't toke, don't fix it" is just your standard pun.

see317 wrote: »

Tossrock wrote: »

But if you're smoking then you're already toking, which would mean you have to stop

I guess the shirt is advocating only doing one "hit" at a time? Or maybe it means smoke cigarettes before smoking the blueberry yumyum

I'm pretty sure it's an exercise in futility to try to apply logic to weed-wear.
I mean, when you start from the position that any customer that's buying your shirt is willing to advertise that they break (or want to break) the law to anyone who can read their shirt, I'd think that logic goes out the window.

Yes, it is quite important to remember that both the desired effect, and the primary drawback, of weed is that it makes you temporarily retarded.

TychoCelchuuu

Monkey Ball Warrior wrote: »

I vote for "Smoke 'till you Toke"

It is the best, precisely because it is illogical.

"If it ain't toke, don't fix it" is just your standard pun.

No, it's just as nonsensical, which makes it just as funny! The idea that if something "ain't toke" then it does not require fixing is the exact opposite of someone advocating for a constant use of marijuana! If something "ain't toke," then according to that outlook, one probably should fix it, and in fact ought to fix it by toking.

Kagera

Whistle while you toke
Toke happens
I'm looking for the man who toked my pa
We're here we're toke, get use to it.
When life gives you toke, make tokenade.

Kagera

Don't toke on me

Fiendishrabbit

He who gives, must toke.
Let people toke and dogs bark.
One "toke this" is better than ten "God help you!"
Toke time: much may be gained by patience.
We give and toke in turn.

Cambiata

A toke in time saves nine

see317

Toke on me...

the Professor

Tossrock wrote: »

But if you're smoking then you're already toking, which would mean you have to stop

I guess the shirt is advocating only doing one "hit" at a time? Or maybe it means smoke cigarettes before smoking the blueberry yumyum

LOL @ implying one should stop toking

I guess you would have to, if you worked for the Government or summin. Fuck the Government, though. They wanna ban videogames and fun.

Don't toke me, bro.

Cambiata

Since I'm on a work computer, I cannot do a Google search to satisfy my curiousity: Are skulls commonly associated with marijuana culture? Is this because tokers view themselves as "hard" or badass in some fashion? Is it just a generic "skulls are cool, bro" type situation?

Skwigelf

I'm here to toke and kick ass. And I'm all out of ass.

TychoCelchuuu

A toke in the hand is worth two in the bush.

A toke a day keeps the doctor away.

Keep on tokin'!

Methought I heard a voice cry "Toke no more!
Macbeth does murder toke," the innocent toke,
Toke that knits up the ravell'd sleave of care,
The death of each day's life, sore labour's bath,
Balm of hurt minds, great nature's second course,
Chief nourisher in life's feast.

Toke the police, coming straight from the underground.

I toke therefore I am.

Going for toke.

If you come to a toke in the road, take it.

Murder, she toked.

the Professor

Cambiata wrote: »

Since I'm on a work computer, I cannot do a Google search to satisfy my curiousity: Are skulls commonly associated with marijuana culture? Is this because tokers view themselves as "hard" or badass in some fashion? Is it just a generic "skulls are cool, bro" type situation?

I think Gabe and Tycho are making fun of the Call of Duty emblems with weed smoking "HIGH COMMAND" and "JOINT OPS" skulls. I have the weed smoking skulls AND THE POT LEAF EMBLEM, myself.

I like the one eyed skull cuz it reminds me of Odin.

Friends, romans, countrymen, we come here not to bury Caesar, but to toke him up.

GOTTA TOKE 'EM ALL!!

Cambiata

Ask not for whom the jay tokes: it tokes for thee.

pablo_price

tick-toke on the clock, but the party don't stop
to-night i'ma toke till we see the daylight

darklite_x

Where there's toke there's fire

Stealth XXIV

It is dangerous to go alone.

Toke this.

the Professor

Stealth XXIV wrote: »

It is dangerous to go alone.

Toke this.

Ffffft

Fffffffffffffffft fft ffft

*cough*

the Professor

darklite_x wrote: »

Where there's toke there's fire

It's rad because all the people in the know call marijuana 'fire'.

Yo, you got that fire, homes?

Y'all done learned something today thanks to this guy.

EvilBadman

the Professor wrote: »

Cambiata wrote: »

Since I'm on a work computer, I cannot do a Google search to satisfy my curiousity: Are skulls commonly associated with marijuana culture? Is this because tokers view themselves as "hard" or badass in some fashion? Is it just a generic "skulls are cool, bro" type situation?

I think Gabe and Tycho are making fun of the Call of Duty emblems with weed smoking "HIGH COMMAND" and "JOINT OPS" skulls. I have the weed smoking skulls AND THE POT LEAF EMBLEM, myself.

I like the one eyed skull cuz it reminds me of Odin.

Friends, romans, countrymen, we come here not to bury Caesar, but to toke him up.

GOTTA TOKE 'EM ALL!!

the Professor

Man, Gabe has really improved his joint-rendering skill. The dog's joint looks like crap. The skulls's joints are mouthwateringly perfect.

MichaelLC

the Professor wrote: »

Man, Gabe has really improved his joint-rendering skill. The dog's joint looks like crap. The skulls's joints are mouthwateringly perfect.

So the dog's was just a token effort on his part?

the Professor

MichaelLC wrote: »

the Professor wrote: »

Man, Gabe has really improved his joint-rendering skill. The dog's joint looks like crap. The skulls's joints are mouthwateringly perfect.

So the dog's was just a token effort on his part?

BADUMTISH

To be fair, the comic is really fucking funny, though. I keep scrolling up and giggling. The Nazi's dialogue is so perfect. He sounds like one of my friends perfectly.

I have a small pet dragon that smoked weed, and it took more than one joint for it to get high. It'd just get buzzed. That dog has some rockin' tolerance.