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Pong Thread - Adventures in Olfaction

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    "excuse what is the best moisturizer for my girl flesh"
    @Beasteh: "my farts obvs"

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    i bought some new body lotion i am going to try it when i shower tomorrow

  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
    no no, try it AFTER you shower. if it's regular lotion you're just gonna wash it all off, dummy!

    edit: (I hope you talk like a british steve brule when you talk to certain customers)

    Futore on
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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    i met a girl i used to work at the bank with at work today and we talked for a good solid 45 minutes

    and i still got everything i needed to do done

    nice smells that i have smelled recently include warm milky cocoa, my friends newborn baby girl and this trevor sorbie fragrance shit

  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    i'm currently smelling a chamomile calvados infusion that I made. it is incredible.

    next I will be smelling a cacao nib campari infusion. it is like the perfect way to drink boozy cacao.

    then, who knows!

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    whoops I just spilled Martin Miller's gin all over my chest hair. now I smell very vegetal and ginny

    (beasteh come smell my chest hair)

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    let me live in yr chest forest

  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2012
    One of my favourite smells is petrichor.

    It's also one of my favourite words!

    facetious on
    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    that is a good word

  • Ad astraAd astra Registered User regular
    Favorite smells?

    The first one is super cliche, but fresh baked bread is always wonderful.

    The second one is Brut cologne.

    And my most favorite smell, is the smell after you mow the lawn on a hot summer day, and the aroma of the cut grass blends with the smell of gasoline and hot metal from the mower. I love that smell.

  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    Beasteh wrote: »
    let me live in yr chest forest

    nestle your head in me pillowy, furred pecs

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    the lush fastness of futores nipple range

  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    I hope to one day be like old-time blacksmith/lumberjack muscly.

    A nice hefty layer of skin over big muscles. Big hair chest, metal shavings in me beard and a back that doesn't grow hair because I accidentally caught it on fire a bunch

    And you would be my burly perfumer

    Then, Beastdude, we may nest in the beauty of each other's pongs

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    get swole

    wrestle hogs

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